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# Statistics
Favourites: 5072; Deviations: 62; Watchers: 12
Watching: 30; Pageviews: 10375; Comments Made: 3627; Friends: 30
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: tamerakiFavorite movies: star wars
Favorite TV shows: parks and rec.
Favorite bands / musical artists: deadmau5, eminem, marina and the diamonds, amanda palmer
Favorite books: wolves of mercy falls, the raven cycle, all the crooked saints, the scorpio races
Favorite writers: maggie stiefvater
Favorite games: portal
Favorite gaming platform: playstation
Tools of the Trade: deviantart muro, trackpad
# Social Links
instagram.com/iamsharpclaw/https://thatdeadmau5kid.tumblr.com/
https://twitter.com/iamsharpclaw
# Comments
Comments: 1311
equinoxii In reply to IamSharpclaw [2020-03-01 00:52:43 +0000 UTC]
i'm paralyzed from the neck down and can no longer move it move it
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equinoxii In reply to IamSharpclaw [2020-01-24 23:50:17 +0000 UTC]
gia, dexters wife and girlfriend
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equinoxii In reply to IamSharpclaw [2020-02-13 23:25:59 +0000 UTC]
singlehandedly ended homophobia, emophobia, and murderphobia
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biracy In reply to IamSharpclaw [2020-01-21 02:45:14 +0000 UTC]
Pisano - small dick, fucks
Johnson - big dick, does not fuck
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IamSharpclaw In reply to biracy [2020-01-28 01:47:25 +0000 UTC]
you calling my characters by their last names is so sexy and empowering, thank you
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equinoxii In reply to IamSharpclaw [2020-01-19 05:30:38 +0000 UTC]
throwback to the summer of last year when i tried confessing my 1 month old crush on you in the worst way humanly possible
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IamSharpclaw In reply to equinoxii [2020-01-21 02:34:22 +0000 UTC]
throwback to the summer of last year when i tried turning you down in the worst way humanly possible
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equinoxii In reply to IamSharpclaw [2020-01-21 04:04:32 +0000 UTC]
honestly i shouldve just said "i wanna hold ur hand in a more than dudebros way"
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IamSharpclaw In reply to equinoxii [2020-01-28 01:46:40 +0000 UTC]
that would be much more convincing
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equinoxii In reply to IamSharpclaw [2020-01-28 02:11:08 +0000 UTC]
but i had to be a shit and make it more dramatic than it shouldve been bc i am a shit
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IamSharpclaw In reply to equinoxii [2020-02-13 14:23:24 +0000 UTC]
i was awkward too don't worry
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biracy In reply to IamSharpclaw [2020-01-16 00:07:41 +0000 UTC]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpp3EH… big Wagner x Johnson (Johnny) vibes
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IamSharpclaw In reply to biracy [2020-01-16 04:23:28 +0000 UTC]
makes me think of wagner trying to be a top but ultimately failing because johnson is cooler than her
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biracy In reply to IamSharpclaw [2019-12-20 19:00:34 +0000 UTC]
Remember Serendipity Johnson? This is her now. Feel old yet?
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biracy In reply to IamSharpclaw [2020-01-16 04:41:14 +0000 UTC]
That was the most heterosexual attempt at a keyslam I have ever read
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equinoxii In reply to IamSharpclaw [2019-12-14 03:09:08 +0000 UTC]
jezebel can kick my ass and i'd thank her
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IamSharpclaw In reply to equinoxii [2020-01-16 04:23:58 +0000 UTC]
she fucking would too, you just have to be like "ew math sucks"
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equinoxii In reply to IamSharpclaw [2020-01-16 15:30:35 +0000 UTC]
tbh i'm already like that
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IamSharpclaw In reply to equinoxii [2020-01-21 02:33:32 +0000 UTC]
mention ~great american literature~ in her proximity and she will beat you to death with a hawking book
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IamSharpclaw In reply to equinoxii [2019-12-12 02:28:31 +0000 UTC]
i'm sorry i know i'm very inactive oops
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equinoxii In reply to IamSharpclaw [2019-12-12 03:43:56 +0000 UTC]
its okay man <3
just makin sure you're okay
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equinoxii In reply to IamSharpclaw [2019-11-21 06:32:47 +0000 UTC]
m.youtube.com/watch?v=bitchbK7…
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IamSharpclaw In reply to equinoxii [2019-12-12 02:29:15 +0000 UTC]
i love that it has bitch in the url
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biracy In reply to IamSharpclaw [2019-11-13 22:11:32 +0000 UTC]
Hot take:
Valerie - wine mom
George - vodka dad
Jezebel - beer aunt
Serendipity - rum uncle
Gia - weed cousin
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IamSharpclaw In reply to biracy [2019-12-12 02:29:29 +0000 UTC]
i hate that this is entirely correct in every single way
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equinoxii In reply to IamSharpclaw [2019-11-06 00:12:00 +0000 UTC]
discord.gg/QgQEEjF please join my cult
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biracy In reply to IamSharpclaw [2019-10-28 14:03:00 +0000 UTC]
Please look at this extremely important tier list I made of your gay OCs based solely on the vibes they give off
Valerie, George, Annalise, and Hubert are straight and therefore cannot be tops or bottoms
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IamSharpclaw In reply to biracy [2019-10-31 01:21:47 +0000 UTC]
see the worst part is that you are entirely correct
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biracy In reply to IamSharpclaw [2019-10-21 02:42:45 +0000 UTC]
Jezebel Wagner more like Jezebel Wagnerd
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biracy In reply to IamSharpclaw [2019-10-06 04:07:31 +0000 UTC]
*Serendipity Johnson voice* Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Serendipity Johnson, world-renowned music critic and closeted homosexual
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