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IllumiNoir ♂️ [36450299] [2015-07-12 17:16:30 +0000 UTC] "Life just sucks, doesn't it?" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 759; Deviations: 190; Watchers: 40

Watching: 111; Pageviews: 18586; Comments Made: 434; Friends: 111

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Ayami Kojima, Kazuma Kaneko, Hirohiko Araki, Daisuke Ishiwatari, Takehiko Inoue
Favorite bands / musical artists: Linkin Park, Demon Hunter, Perturbator, Owl City, Bring Me The Horizon, Purity Ring, Dreamspirit, Life Awaits, Feint
Favorite books: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Favorite games: Hotline Miami, Team Fortress 2, The King of Fighters
Favorite gaming platform: Computer, any Nintendo console
Tools of the Trade: Wacom Intuos Tablet, Paintool SAI

# Comments

Comments: 56

demondragon30 [2024-01-05 20:52:36 +0000 UTC]

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killb94 [2020-03-17 11:41:54 +0000 UTC]

 

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KatelynnTheG [2019-03-17 22:39:31 +0000 UTC]

    

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IllumiNoir In reply to KatelynnTheG [2019-03-22 03:08:21 +0000 UTC]

*Thanks you in an overdue fashion* ;w;

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AlejitoTheArtist2005 [2019-02-18 19:19:16 +0000 UTC]

Are You Taking Requests At The Moment?

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958576623678423a [2017-04-08 23:06:32 +0000 UTC]

Coulda sworn I was watching you but apparently not apologies lmao

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IllumiNoir In reply to 958576623678423a [2017-04-08 23:32:55 +0000 UTC]

's all good, I didn't even know you liked my stuff. ^^

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958576623678423a In reply to IllumiNoir [2017-04-08 23:45:31 +0000 UTC]

Yee boiii

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GoshiDoll [2017-03-18 08:39:58 +0000 UTC]

oh yeah happy birthday

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GoshiDoll [2016-11-16 05:33:33 +0000 UTC]

dick slapping?

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Maurili [2016-10-12 04:36:45 +0000 UTC]

hello

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GoshiDoll [2016-09-22 23:22:14 +0000 UTC]

it is in fact the peanut house

tito testicleman, testicleman male infant

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IllumiNoir In reply to GoshiDoll [2016-09-23 00:28:59 +0000 UTC]

Tryin'ta use synonyms to get around my uncontrollable hatred of that joke, eh?

You're Gonna Die.

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GoshiDoll In reply to IllumiNoir [2016-09-24 08:22:00 +0000 UTC]

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GoshiDoll In reply to IllumiNoir [2016-09-23 02:56:04 +0000 UTC]

you cant kill me with that homestuck icon, nice try 

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GoshiDoll [2016-08-28 11:13:09 +0000 UTC]

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GoshiDoll [2016-05-28 03:10:13 +0000 UTC]

hi im super wanker how are you

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IllumiNoir In reply to GoshiDoll [2016-05-28 04:03:00 +0000 UTC]

Slowly dying...

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GoshiDoll In reply to IllumiNoir [2016-05-28 05:34:36 +0000 UTC]

hi slowly dying im dad

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IllumiNoir In reply to GoshiDoll [2016-05-28 06:04:37 +0000 UTC]

Your nicknames suck.

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GoshiDoll In reply to IllumiNoir [2016-05-28 18:31:26 +0000 UTC]

no they swallow

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IllumiNoir In reply to GoshiDoll [2016-05-28 19:58:47 +0000 UTC]

And spit.

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GoshiDoll In reply to IllumiNoir [2016-05-28 20:00:25 +0000 UTC]

maybe

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smt3 [2016-05-10 06:51:04 +0000 UTC]

How Edgy Can You Get

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IllumiNoir In reply to smt3 [2016-05-15 01:44:31 +0000 UTC]

Well, I could make some morally reprehensible jokes about rape, genocide, racism, and sexism while showing images of people, possibly even children getting brutally massacred, shredded up, shot to death, dismembered, disemboweled, decapitated, etc. Also, why do my shotguns have blood and gore all over them? Also just a moment, SHUT THE FUCK UP LITTLE TIMMY, OR I'M SHOOTING YOU TOO LIKE I DID YOUR PA!





I never took the time to realize that so many words relating to death start with the letter "D."

Wait a minute, 4 is the number of death in Japanese culture. D is the fourth letter in the Latin alphabet...

ILLUMINA-
Quite the epiphany, I would say!
...Fuck you...

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smt3 In reply to IllumiNoir [2016-05-15 23:22:31 +0000 UTC]

what the fuck kind of drugs are you on

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IllumiNoir In reply to smt3 [2016-05-15 23:25:25 +0000 UTC]

It's called Charlie Sheen. (as well as a bit of LSD and Cocaine)

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smt3 In reply to IllumiNoir [2016-05-16 00:29:41 +0000 UTC]

pbs.twimg.com/media/CiiZKtsUgA…

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Etsalar [2016-04-19 07:05:41 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the +Watch!

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Etsalar [2016-04-19 06:21:15 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the +Watch!

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Etsalar [2016-04-19 06:20:56 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the +Watch!

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Etsalar [2016-04-19 06:20:50 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the +Watch!

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Pokefan-Tf [2016-03-18 00:29:00 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday.

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MayDrXe [2016-03-17 22:23:14 +0000 UTC]

Happy B-day

I'm making you a B-day gift right now ^^

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MayDrXe [2016-02-14 06:15:49 +0000 UTC]

                   
                         

 HAPPY Valentine's day

I hate pink so I give you ranbow!!!!!

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IllumiNoir In reply to MayDrXe [2016-02-14 07:26:49 +0000 UTC]

No, stahp!

---SEIZURE---

AGHAAKKHGGAGGKHAHKGHGAGAAAAAAAGHHHKKKAHHAKKKAAAHGG

*DeD*


(Moral of the story, People use single colors for a reason)

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MayDrXe In reply to IllumiNoir [2016-02-21 06:33:12 +0000 UTC]

OH SHIT!!!

I know and don't worry I did this to ever one of my friends

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Frostii-Dragons [2016-02-07 05:11:28 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch :3 

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IllumiNoir In reply to Frostii-Dragons [2016-02-07 16:12:09 +0000 UTC]

Well, yer art is beautiful, so you deserved one.

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Frostii-Dragons In reply to IllumiNoir [2016-02-07 18:39:26 +0000 UTC]

Awe, thanks. <3 
So is yours

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958576623678423a [2015-12-06 01:18:14 +0000 UTC]

Hey I just wanna say that you seem like a cool dude. Your drawings in the TF2 cosplay group are pretty good and I appreciate the feedback you've given me on a couple of my drawings.

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IllumiNoir In reply to 958576623678423a [2015-12-06 01:40:36 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, and your drawings deserve the feedback, they're pretty damn funny, and don't go entirely into the realm of bizarre, making them feel kinda laid back to balance out the spontaneity, and while the art-style's really basic, 'ey, at least you're getting better and want to be, and are trying to be original as well.

And thanks for the compliment on the TF2CG drawings ^^ I'm contemplating when I should return, mostly because I don't wanna spam the submissions, and I don't know which character to pick, but damn if we wanna get back on our feet to make some comedy, I'd better get my act together if we're gonna defribillate it back to life.

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958576623678423a In reply to IllumiNoir [2015-12-07 17:36:23 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the kind words

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PixelRaccoon [2015-09-19 14:54:39 +0000 UTC]

Hello,
Thank you for the watch, much appreciated!
Have a nice day

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IllumiNoir In reply to PixelRaccoon [2015-09-19 15:00:08 +0000 UTC]

You are welcome, good sir! tally ho! I have no idea what that means...

(Also, your art is adowable)

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PixelRaccoon In reply to IllumiNoir [2015-09-29 08:23:58 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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GoshiDoll [2015-09-02 20:21:32 +0000 UTC]

im factkin to you

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IllumiNoir In reply to GoshiDoll [2015-09-02 20:28:22 +0000 UTC]

Well, since I have next to no idea what a factkin is, and this conversation might get awkward and unfunny REAL FAST.

Have something completely different.

That Eggman sure is a pain in the PINGAS.

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GoshiDoll In reply to IllumiNoir [2015-09-02 20:33:38 +0000 UTC]

im going to comit murder

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IllumiNoir In reply to GoshiDoll [2015-09-02 21:01:52 +0000 UTC]

Oh, my gaaaaaaawwwwwwdddd....

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