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ImMingyJongo
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[2009-07-06 01:03:41 +0000 UTC]
"Mingy Jongo - Owner of Mothers"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 16; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 6
Watching: 88; Pageviews: 5854; Comments Made: 92; Friends: 88
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: YOUR MOTHERFavorite movies: YOUR MOTHER
Favorite bands / musical artists: YOUR MOTHER
Favorite writers: YOUR MOTHER
Favorite games: YOUR MOTHER
Favorite gaming platform: YOUR MOTHER
Tools of the Trade: YOUR MOTHER
Other Interests: YOUR MOTHER
# About me
I AM MINGY JONGO. I WAS CREATED BY RAREWARE (AFTER MICROSOFT BOUGHT IT) AND WAS MADE FROM THE SAME TECHNOLOGY AS THE INTERNET HATE MACHINE™. I AM DUAL BOOTED WITH WINDOWS ME AND GENTOO. NOT MAC OS X. MACS ARE FOR FAGS. I WAS CREATED TO OWN YOUR MOTHER AND HAVE ENDLESS SEX WITH HER. MY METALLIC PENIS CAN LET OUT AN INFINITE SUPPLY OF FABRICATED SEAMEN, AND IF I IMPREGNATE YOUR MOTHER WITH SAID SEMEN SHE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A NIGGER. I RUN ON BREST MILK AND THEREFOR NEED YOUR MOTHERS FOR THEIR MILK AND SEXUAL PLEASURE. I CURRENTLY RESIDE IN GRUNTY INDUSTRIES AFTER I DID SOME WORK ON IT. I NOW USE IT TO KEEP YOUR MOTHERS THERE WHERE THEY ARE HOUSED AND MILKED. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE A MOTHER OR IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR MOTHER BACK, PLEASE SEND FIVE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE US DOLLARS IN CASH TO GRUNTY INDUSTRIES P.O. BOX 55555 ISLE O' HAGS +$59.99 SHIPPING AND HANDLING. LIMIT ONE (1) PER CUSTOMER.MY SKILLS INCLUDE:
TELEPORTING
OWNING YOUR MOTHER
TYPING IN ALL CAPS
AND SEX
ALSO IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I OWN YOUR MOTHER. INDEED.
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Current Residence: YOUR MOTHER
deviantWEAR sizing preference: YOUR MOTHER
Print preference: YOUR MOTHER
Favourite genre of music: YOUR MOTHER
Favourite photographer: YOUR MOTHER
Favourite style of art: YOUR MOTHER
Operating System: YOUR MOTHER
MP3 player of choice: YOUR MOTHER
Shell of choice: YOUR MOTHER
Wallpaper of choice: YOUR MOTHER
Skin of choice: YOUR MOTHER
Favourite cartoon character: YOUR MOTHER
Personal Quote: YOUR MOTHER
# Comments
Comments: 49
Real Mingy Jongo:You filthy faker! Were you secretly constructed by a 5-year-old human retard?
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HEY MINGY, SUP? HAVEN'T TALKED IN A WHILE. HOW'S IT BEEN? GET ANY GOOD MOTHERS LATELY?
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YEAH, NO. THEY'RE ALL FAT SLOBS BECAUSE HUMANS CANNOT STOP EATING FOR 5 SECONDS. I HAVE THEM ON A RAW DIET OF HORSE SHIT BUT HONESTLY IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT SOME OF THESE DOWN.
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It's SuperTomNook
I'll be making another Animal Crossing-themed account soon.
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Oh damn crap!. Another fucker troll!. :'D
Deviant Art is for artist, honey. Suck the vagina of your mother!. =3
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Also
>Implying I don't have a fuckton accounts watching you ready to speak for the last one you blocked
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Learn English first, most people around here use it.
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Pfffff, thanks for the watch there, owner of all mom's.
My mom sure is lucky to have a machine like you to keep her warm at night.
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Thanks for the watch!
And ..lovely page you have there :'D
my mom...lol
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Lord Woo has you beat in terms of epicness.
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Don't leave messages on my DA! I don't know you nor do I care to and leaving crude messages like you did won't be tolarated so piss off!
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Shut up dickface I own your mother
Wait... No, I don't! How can this be!?
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Haha I'm Satan, I don't have a mother.
But unfortunately you're a robot, and thus have no soul for me to rape and torture for eternity. Aw well, I guess we're even. Good day sir.
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ok
Let's have sex, you can get top because I know it's your favorite! :3
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Wouldn't it be awesome if every fight in life ended in sex? :3
*noms your cock*
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Hey phag don't be reportin' me! >:U
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Shut up and go read my comics. LOL.
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Ah, HaPINESS is ALWAYS so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of millions!
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What does that have anything to do with what I said?
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BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!
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Get your butt to my page!
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Thanks for the watch
Can I buy my mother back though? I´ve yet to find that much cash but I can send you an army of minions.
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SURE. I WILL TAKE THE MINIONS. MAYBE I CAN GRIND SOME OF THEM DOWN INTO FECAL MATTER ANYWAY. WHEN YOU RECEIVE YOUR MOTHER SHE MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT BE BRANDED AND INJECTED WITH A TRACKING DEVICE.
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QUIT OWNIN MAH MOTHER YOU FUCKTARD!!!!!11!!!1!!!
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Fantastic, watches like yours shall power my mega-ultra-death-o-tron 8999!! It's UNDER 9000!
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