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JasmineMarieVladimr
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[2011-09-09 20:25:29 +0000 UTC]
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 542; Deviations: 3; Watchers: 2
Watching: 4; Pageviews: 2139; Comments Made: 158; Friends: 4
# Interests
Favorite movies: The Crow, Avatar, Sherlock Holmes, Constentine, The Matrix, The Chronicles of Riddick,Favorite TV shows: ATLA, Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, InuYasha, White Collar, Adventure Time with Fin and Jake, The Amazing World of Gumball, Regular Show,
Favorite bands / musical artists: Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, BVB, Panic at the Disco, Mother Mother, MGMT
Favorite books: The Inheritance Cycle, The Harry Potter searies, and the Vampire Chronicles
Favorite writers: Christopher Paolini, J. K. Rowling, and Ann Rice
Favorite games: pokemon,... too much to list. >,<
Favorite gaming platform: PSP, PS2, Game Boy Color, Gameboy Advance SP, Nintendo DS, SEGA ( yeah I rock it oldschool) game cube, and my computer.
# About me
I like writing more than I draw, but I'm trying to write a manga. What I do draw is anime, sometimes abstract, rarely still-life's or portraits. I won't post an anime drawings of mine on here until I get back into practice. I haven't drawn in a while. And question, is it bad when your thoughts have a Welsh accent, but you don't have an accent at all?# Comments
Comments: 114
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PUNISHMENT!!! EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI!!!!!!!!!
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*runs and hides in Loki's room*
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-chases her-
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*sign on door says 'mating in progress, enter at your own peril.'*
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Hm... I'll take that risk! -jumps in room- EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI!
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*Loki uses his Frost Giant skillz to freeze you*
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SHIT! -dodges- DUDE!! CALM DOWN!!
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*loki looks at you and says* "leave now or next time I won't miss." * I stick my tongue out at you*
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SHE NEEDS TO BE PUNISHED!!
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*Loki looks at you like the dust under his nails and says* " What do you think I'm doing?" *shows whip in his hand and the tied up me*
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O//////O Um... Uh... F-For reading "Twilight?"
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-nosebleed- Um... Well... S-Sorry f-for disturbing y-you two.
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Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What's so funny!?
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*says muffled by gag* "It wasn't me laughing. Loki enjoys punishing people. Especially me."
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"Um... I-I see! To tell y-you t-the truth, I'm somewhat freaked out and turned on! Um... PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"
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*Loki grins at you, twirling a pair of leather shackles in his hand and asked* "Would you like to join? You need to be punished too."
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*I blushed like crazy. I started to back away towards the door.* W-What!? Wh-Why me!? I didn't do anything wrong! So... Um... Uh...
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*Loki's grin widens as he says in a slightly mischievous and sadistic tone* "But it was you who blatantly ignored the sign on my door. You interrupted me and that calls for punishment."
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"Um... I... Er... I really, really don't want any "punishment" so... Uh... Yeah!"
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"Then I suggest you run."
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"I... I can't..."
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"Then i guess you get to stay for the fun." he states cheerfully.
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"... Shit!!"
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*me in background laughing my fragging aft off.*
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"OH SHUT UP, QUIM!!!!!!!!"
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"Excuse me?!!!!!!!"
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"You heard me! QUIM!"
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" Imma kill her!!! Loki let me go so I can kill her!!!!!!!!!"
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"Not if I kill you first!"
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*Looks at Loki, bright blue eyes bleeding into red as i say in a deceptively calm voice that could freeze hell over twice and leave it as barren as Jotunhime* "If you don't let me go right now you will regret ever thinking of putting anything in me." *Loki quickly obeys and cuts the leather cuffs from my wrists* *I rub my wrists for a moment before lunging towards you, ice spear in hand. but stops with the tip merely a hairs breadth from your neck as I say* "Don't ever, and I mean EVER, call me that again you slagging aft helm."
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"Why you-! I'm gonna kick your sorry ass, bitch! EIEIEIEIEIEI!!!" *I run quickly towards her and tackle her to the floor.*
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*I manage to move my spear in time making it barely graze your side.* "What the hell! I could've totally impaled you! you're lucky Sif trained me or you'd be dead."
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"Bitch, please!" *I immediately start to claw and scratch her face and neck.*
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*Thor mysteriously appears in the background yelling* "Woohoo! Cat fight!!" *thinks to self* 'He spent way too much time on Midgard.' *sighs and says* "I admit defeat. I don't want Loki killing my friend for hurting his mate. Thats my job."
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"OK, fine. But can we kick Thor's ass? He's annoying me."
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Be my guest." Loki and I say in unison.
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Me: "Alrighty! EIEIEIEI!" *I runs towards the God and immediately tackle him.*
Thor: What the- GAH! -is tackled-
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*both myself and Loki are holding onto each other trying not to fall to the floor from laughing so hard*
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Thor: Help! She is a mad woman!
Me: Oh fuck you, blondie! -claws his face-
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"Sorry Thor, brother, you deserve it!"
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-Mins later-
Thor: OK that's enough. -gets up and starts to leave-
Me: Hey! Get back here!! -chases him-
Thor: -grabs her by the waist-
Me: O///O
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Me: Kiss her!
Loki: *laughs*
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Me: OH WILL YOU SHUT THE FU-
Thor: -interrupts her with a kiss-
Me: O////////////////////////O
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this time both Loki and I were on the floor rolling. "Get another room guys! This ones taken!"
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Thor: -stops-
Me: -face starts to burn up-
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