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Jay2645
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[2007-06-04 23:54:19 +0000 UTC]
"Oh, that's how you edit it."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 33; Deviations: 36; Watchers: 4
Watching: 5; Pageviews: 5660; Comments Made: 417; Friends: 5
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Certainly not myself. I can't draw. =[Favorite movies: STAR WARS. Or Iron Man. Or something with lots of explosions.
Favorite TV shows: Doctor Who!
Favorite bands / musical artists: Avenged Sevenfold/System of a Down/Muse/Atreyu/Rise Against
Favorite books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, the Discworld Series.
Favorite writers: Douglas Adams. BEST. AUTHOR. EVER.
Favorite games: Team Fortress 2, Halo (not so much anymore), Rock Band 2, anything on the Nintendo 64.
Favorite gaming platform: PC.
Tools of the Trade: Word (preferably 2003, but 2007 works too), 3DS Max 2011, Adobe Photoshop CS4.
Other Interests: Umm... Things which make me laugh. Including myself. (I scare me sometimes.)
# About me
Current Residence: I don't know, there's a lot of dead things, though.deviantWEAR sizing preference: Adult medium. I think. I don't know.
Print preference: Well, I don't like cursive. So I guess I prefer print.
Favourite genre of music: ROCK AND ROLL!
Favourite photographer: Michael Stevens.
Favourite style of art: Game concept art. It's always awesome, but the games never look like it.
Operating System: I would put GLaDOS, but SOMEONE already stole it. Stupid someone.
MP3 player of choice: Google Music!
Shell of choice: Blue. It makes the person in first place crap their pants.
Wallpaper of choice: Currently I'm using one with a Mudkip on it, but it automatically changes every 30 seconds.
Skin of choice: My own, please.
Favourite cartoon character: Either Stewie, Gir, or Zim. I don't know.
Personal Quote: "I am not evil, I’m ‘morally challenged’.”
# Comments
Comments: 318
Oh, by the way. I got a totally epic battle log for you. I'm That Guy, of course. People sure are dumb, huh?
Battle between Rapanese and 米 That Guy started!
Tier: Wifi
Variation: +23, -47
Rule: Rated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Species Clause
Rule: Wifi Battle
米 That Guy sent out Death! (Wobbuffet)
Rapanese sent out Abyss! (Tentacruel)
Start of turn 1
The foe's Abyss used Toxic Spikes!
Poison spikes were scattered all around the feet of 米 That Guy's team!
Death used Encore!
The foe's Abyss received an encore!
Start of turn 2
The foe's Abyss used Toxic Spikes!
Poison spikes were scattered all around the feet of 米 That Guy's team!
Death used Safeguard!
米 That Guy's team became cloaked in a mystical veil!
Start of turn 3
米 That Guy called Death back!
米 That Guy sent out Arachnaphobe! (Galvantula)
The foe's Abyss used Toxic Spikes!
But it failed!
The foe's Abyss's Encore ended!
Start of turn 4
Arachnaphobe used Thunder!
It's super effective!
The foe's Abyss lost 73% of its health!
Arachnaphobe is hurt by its Life Orb!
The foe's Abyss used Aqua Ring!
The foe's Abyss surrounded itself with a veil of water!
Aquaring restored the foe's Abyss's HP.
The foe's Abyss restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!
Start of turn 5
Rapanese called Abyss back!
Rapanese sent out Scorpro! (Gliscor)
Arachnaphobe used Thunder!
It had no effect!
The foe's Scorpro's Toxic Orb activated!
The foe's Scorpro was poisoned!
Start of turn 6
Arachnaphobe used Hidden Power!
It's super effective!
The foe's Scorpro lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Scorpro fainted!
Arachnaphobe is hurt by its Life Orb!
米 That Guy's team is no longer protected by Safeguard!
Rapanese sent out Scratch! (Dusknoir)
The foe's Scratch is exerting its Pressure!
Start of turn 7
米 That Guy called Arachnaphobe back!
米 That Guy sent out 火花! (Heatran)
The foe's Scratch used Shadow Sneak!
It's not very effective...
火花 lost 24 HP! (7% of its health)
Start of turn 8
火花 used Fire Blast!
A critical hit!
The foe's Scratch lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Scratch fainted!
Rapanese sent out Bozurk! (Conkeldurr)
Start of turn 9
火花 used Fire Blast!
The foe's Bozurk lost 90% of its health!
The foe's Bozurk used Bulk Up!
The foe's Bozurk's Attack rose!
The foe's Bozurk's Defense rose!
The foe's Bozurk restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Start of turn 10
火花 used Fire Blast!
The foe's Bozurk lost 15% of its health!
The foe's Bozurk fainted!
Rapanese sent out Abyss! (Tentacruel)
Start of turn 11
米 That Guy called 火花 back!
米 That Guy sent out 섬영가! (Bronzong)
The foe's Abyss used Hydro Pump!
The attack of the foe's Abyss missed!
The foe's Abyss restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!
Start of turn 12
The foe's Abyss used Hydro Pump!
섬영가 lost 91 HP! (26% of its health)
섬영가 used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
The foe's Abyss lost 45% of its health!
The foe's Abyss fainted!
섬영가 restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Rapanese sent out Scurvey! (Cloyster)
Start of turn 13
The foe's Scurvey used Icicle Spear!
It's not very effective...
섬영가 lost 12 HP! (3% of its health)
섬영가 lost 13 HP! (3% of its health)
섬영가 lost 12 HP! (3% of its health)
섬영가 lost 13 HP! (3% of its health)
섬영가 lost 12 HP! (3% of its health)
Hit 5 times!
섬영가 used Gyro Ball!
The foe's Scurvey lost 29% of its health!
섬영가 restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Start of turn 14
The foe's Scurvey used Hydro Pump!
섬영가 lost 111 HP! (32% of its health)
섬영가 used Stealth Rock!
Pointed stones float in the air around Rapanese's team!
섬영가 restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Start of turn 15
The foe's Scurvey used Hydro Pump!
The attack of the foe's Scurvey missed!
섬영가 used Gyro Ball!
The foe's Scurvey lost 28% of its health!
섬영가 restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Start of turn 16
The foe's Scurvey used Hydro Pump!
A critical hit!
섬영가 lost 158 HP! (46% of its health)
섬영가 fainted!
米 That Guy sent out Arachnaphobe! (Galvantula)
Arachnaphobe was poisoned!
Start of turn 17
Arachnaphobe used Thunder!
It's super effective!
The foe's Scurvey lost 42% of its health!
The foe's Scurvey fainted!
Arachnaphobe is hurt by its Life Orb!
Arachnaphobe is hurt by poison!
Rapanese sent out Crow-Owie! (Murkrow)
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Crow-Owie!
Start of turn 18
Arachnaphobe used Thunder!
It's super effective!
The foe's Crow-Owie lost 75% of its health!
The foe's Crow-Owie fainted!
Arachnaphobe is hurt by its Life Orb!
And this is the part where I win. Yay.
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I haven't played PO in so long. D:
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Are you forever alone, Jay? You literally only have two people watching you. D'aww.
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I AM FOREVER ALONE. And you never reply to my texts. D:
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You can't, like, entirely blame me, you know? I don't charge my phone a whole lot... which I should.
deviantART muro drawing
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Yeah. And I don't go on DeviantArt a whole lot. Which I should.
But I've been making a map for TF2. It looks ugly currently, but plays awesomely.
...Although it can be a bit scary with Sniper sometimes (I'm working on fixing that).
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Jay, Jay. Guess what I got when I used a drabble fic generator?
"The Metapod Prince
Jay was walking through a gay as fuck meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a fucking little Metapod lying under a tree.
Jay skipped over to see the dear thing and was shitty to find that he was hurt! A sex toy had pierced his faggoty little ass and he whimpered homosexually with the pain.
"My god damn little friend," Jay said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the sex toy, as hornily as he could. The Metapod cried out and Jay's heart ached, like a horny Frenchman. "You'll be all right," Jay whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Axel and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Axel up in his arms, Jay carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Jay nursed Axel, cleaning his ass and feeding him Vibrator-brand Metapod chow.
On the eighth night, Axel climbed into bed with Jay. He burrowed under the covers and sexily fucked Jay's dick. It made Jay giggle and he cuddled close to Axel, stroking his shitting dick nipple and singing gaily to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Jay hurried home so he could curl up with Axel. It gave him a sexy feeling whenever Axel fucked his dick.
Then one night, Axel looked up at Jay and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a seriously fucking gay prince."
Jay screamed enthusiastically, he was so surprised. How could a Metapod talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Axel said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Jay said and kissed Axel on his shitting dick nipple. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a seriously fucking gay prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Axel," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Jay said.
"See?" Axel said and showed Jay the scar from the sex toy on his ass. Then he kissed Jay and they tumbled in the ass and did a lot of very motherfucking things, some of them involving an assholish dildo.
"I love you," Axel said when they were done. Jay clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Axel had stashed away.
And if Axel didn't know about Jay's visits to the Metapod sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him."
Please print it out for me. Thanks.
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Taylor... CUSSING?
That's almost more disturbing than the content of the story itself. Seriously, there is no D= large enough.
Not even D=.
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I had my brother type those words for me. Teehee.
Like I said, I didn't even technically write it. I input words into a story generator, and yeah.
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Oh yes, I got my sister into Axis Powers Hetalia. By accident.
...She found a folder full of the episodes on my desktop when she was using my computer and began watching them. -.-
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Pastaaaaa. You'll just have to deal with it.
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I'm scared, Tay. My sister just started shipping America and England. Hold me.
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I'll have you know, I had to use Google Translate for that, and I most certainly do not agree. -.-
Speaking of Japanese, there's a song ("Party Poison") by My Chemical Romance where there's a girl speaking Japanese at the beginning and ending and I have NO IDEA WHAT SHE IS SAYING. It's driving me crazy.
Whatever it is, she certainly sounds excited about it. -.-
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That's a shame. I wrote that sentence myself.
Jei-san wa baka desu.
At least I was being polite about it, right?
Anyway, that's interesting and all, but MCR is too emo.
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They only have 1 emo album, I'll have you know, good madam. Their new one is actually pretty happy.
I figured out what she was saying anyway (thank you, Google!). She's talking about loading a bunch of bombs into a truck so it can blow up in the middle of Tokyo.
The song would not have you believe that, though.
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I have had battles go on for hours with that Inconsistent team. That ability is so broken. I love it.
As I told you, my Smeargle has outstalled a Blissey until it began using Struggle. We were both down to our last Pokemon, so we stalled one another out for about 200 turns of trolling. I felt good when I won.
But I run every user of Inconsistent on that team, as well as other broken abilities like the ones of Jaloorda, Cloyster, and Shedinja (Shedinja is for the troll value, mostly. No one sees it coming).
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Jay.
I came.
To this city.
To bring you a message.
Let's battle.
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Sorry, I was watching the new Harry Potter movie. -.-
We'll do it tomorrow. We'll do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
(When the Discovery Channel is showing a special about dogfighting, that is. Or stag-beetle battling, but no one has shows about that. Except Japan.)
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Hey.
I'd rather not in the context that that song uses the phrase in, thank you.
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But maybe I WASN'T SINGING THE SONG. YOU CAN'T PROVE IT. YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING! NEENER-NEENER-NEENER!
Anywho, it's time to D-D-D-DUEL B-B-B-BATTLE.
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Okay~ Let me build my team really quickly. You know my strategy, which is a shame.
I do like dueling, though. I own everyone.
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Taylor, you own everyone in EVERYTHING. That is why all the boys want you. You can murder them.
And if I suddenly drop out of contact, it's because my dad just came home with Mexican food and I have to go eat dinner. I don't know if he came home or not, but I just heard the garage door open and close, so I'm assuming so.
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Okay. Make sure you come back... Hee hee hee hee...
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Back. Sorry about that, my stepmom has some STUPID rules where we can't leave until EVERYBODY finishes. My stepsis is the slowest eater in the world.
AND I LOVE THAT YOUTUBE POOP. I have it on my iPod.
How thoughtful of me to offer you tea~
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Aiyah, that sucks.
You know, a furry made that song. That makes me laugh.
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-.-
They can yiff in hell.
ANYWAY, challenge me because your name always changes and I can't keep track of you.
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It's always Yam. Give me a moment, for I need two more pokemon.
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In the mean time, PARTY HARD.
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This has to be the most adorable Gyarados-riding adventure ever:
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Ah, I 'll say. Come in, come in, what a pleasant surprise...
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Well, I just lost. Things are not looking good for my team.
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Just a few more minutes, and you'll be facing impending doom.
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And then I win a match. Win a few, lose a few. Definitely going to lose to you.
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I'm ready for you. What server are you on?
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[creepy]And I'm ready for you, sweetie.[/creepy]
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Here's some pictures off of my Photobucket account for you.
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So I made a stall team, which did better than expected, with about a 50/50 win/loss ratio. Stall IS possible, but EXTREMELY hard to pull off correctly in this gen.
Deoxys-D (Has a tendency to wall entire teams)
Umbreon (Trying out Ditto here)
Dusclops (with Evolution Stone)
Porygon2 (with Evolution Stone)
Registeel (Needs replacement this Gen)
Bronzong (Is my "Sweeper" and does a surprisingly good job at it, lol. Gyro Ball 1OKOs a large part of the metagame.)
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Hmm. It'd be a pretty good team, if you had a way of handling Deoxys-A, who is now OU, as well as some of the other more dangerous sweepers this generation. As for me, I run a balanced team to take care of many things.
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I have yet to encounter a Deoxys-A, now that you mention it. It's interesting.
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Strange. I see Deoxys all the time, regardless of form.
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I rarely see opposing Deoxys. It's odd.
Also, lulz from a UU Shoddy match:
gotnothin11 sent out Linoone (lvl 100 Linoone ?).
English Mobster sent out Swellow (lvl 100 Swellow ?).
Swellow used Protect.
Swellow protected itself!
Linoone used Belly Drum.
Linoone lost 50% of its health.
Linoone's attack was raised.
Swellow was burned!
---
Linoone used Extremespeed.
Swellow lost 100% of its health.
English Mobster's Swellow fainted.
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English Mobster switched in Glaceon (lvl 100 Glaceon ?).
Linoone used Extremespeed.
Glaceon lost 100% of its health.
English Mobster's Glaceon fainted.
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English Mobster switched in Leafeon (lvl 100 Leafeon ?).
Leafeon used Quick Attack.
A critical hit!
Linoone lost 50% of its health.
gotnothin11's Linoone fainted.
Leafeon lost 10% of its health.
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gotnothin11: hack much
gotnothin11: asshole
English Mobster: lol
English Mobster: u mad?
gotnothin11 has left the room.
English Mobster wins!
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Many lulz were had.
I HATE SMOGON SO MUCH. OU turned into mini-Ubers, basically. Every single team I see has either Darkrai, Deoxys-A, Skymin, Garchomp, or a combination of the four. D: Sometimes all four and filler. It's just not fair. Darkrai pretty much outclasses Breloom, with superior bulk and a move that's actually useful in doubles. Deoxys-A outclasses every other sweeper, really, no questions asked. Skymin all-out outclasses Togekiss. Garchomp isn't that bad and I'm not complaining about him, but still.
You know what? When there's an OU list, I'm going to drop down to UU. I hate seeing these pokemon everywhere, besides Garchomp. Besides, I'll get Machamp, so that's not bad.
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Well, you could use the Pokemon Online servers, at least those have SOME sort of a banlist.
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I am using the Pokemon Online servers. Yesterday, the Beta Server went down, so I went to the Smogon one, and yeah. Thankfully, on this server, it does have a banlist that bans all of them.
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