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JayMasterJay ♂️ [3238634] [2006-09-30 13:01:22 +0000 UTC] "Jay" (Germany)

# Statistics

Favourites: 116; Deviations: 47; Watchers: 125

Watching: 473; Pageviews: 17063; Comments Made: 1202; Friends: 473

# Interests

Favorite movies: Sin City
Favorite bands / musical artists: A lot
Favorite gaming platform: WII
Other Interests: Design

# About me

Current Residence: DΓΌsseldorf
Favourite genre of music: r&b , hiphop, house
Favourite photographer: Myself
Favourite style of art: Jay Style
Operating System: Mac OS X
MP3 player of choice: iPhone
Favourite cartoon character: Cartman

# Comments

Comments: 709

Sofaloafa [2014-07-17 00:15:03 +0000 UTC]

I love your eye artwork, it's really beautiful!

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invaderzimbabe14 [2012-03-31 01:34:17 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday : D

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Blackrosew2210 [2011-04-19 20:01:19 +0000 UTC]

N-Arts GFX Community
[link]

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cable9tuba [2010-06-01 20:18:26 +0000 UTC]

thanks for stopping by my gallery

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micromick [2010-04-19 04:18:30 +0000 UTC]

Sorry I cannot accept your request for print, my hard-drive with the Photo on it is out of operation at the moment and there isn't enough interest for make the prints.

But thank you for your interest

Vielen Dank

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whitekingdomangel [2010-03-03 03:14:06 +0000 UTC]

Hello ! I'm here to ask a favor.

Could you please go to [link] and open up the Boo-Boo Award and vote for my story "My my, what a temper you have..." by WhiteKingdomAngel.

Please your vote could help me alot! Thank you!

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luis75 [2009-09-21 07:19:02 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the !!

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Eva-Janova [2009-09-14 10:36:20 +0000 UTC]

Have you seen black rose on my deviant watch. She has some fantastic eye art I think you may like. Please take a look I imagin she would love your critique.
xxx

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Eva-Janova [2009-07-13 12:12:08 +0000 UTC]

[link]

My best eye piece ever! With your advise anyway. Thanks for the help but I still have a long way to go. What do you think??

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prettyart456 [2009-07-11 03:51:32 +0000 UTC]

ok, you have been tagged


RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

Dear *JayMasterJay,
I don't really know how to tell you this but, I am sellin myself. I think I relized it when your dwarf bit me under
the bus and i saw you knock out my father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that santa dosen't exist.
I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a meomery. you should also know that you
were never openly mocked about a new life as a clone in spain.
~prettyart456



-> How you do the Letter Meme:


Dear ~plague-jackal:
I don't really know how to tell you this, __1__. I think I realized it When __2__ __3__and I saw you __4__
__5__. I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__ I'm returning __8__ to you, but I'll keep __9__
as a memory. You should also know that __10__ about __11__
__12__,
~me


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflΓ©
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My pen pal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Over joyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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Avverix-Deaguta In reply to prettyart456 [2009-12-16 05:50:03 +0000 UTC]

Even though im not tagged it sounded like fun!

I don't really know how to tell you this, you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your camping car and I saw you sitting on my father. I'm sure you're Mongolic enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that get I sick when I think of about the incarnation as an Eskimo, go burn.

lol

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I-Pod-Junky [2009-06-12 20:38:14 +0000 UTC]

Hey this is the former ipodjunky, i've switched accounts!

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GraphicDream [2009-05-19 23:33:16 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for faves

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zee7 [2009-05-08 19:02:18 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fave

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roperookie [2009-04-30 15:24:27 +0000 UTC]

Thanx for the watch!!!

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xX-emo-muffin-Xx [2009-03-24 20:54:40 +0000 UTC]

Hey :]
that recording you sent me in email doesnt work :[

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JayMasterJay In reply to xX-emo-muffin-Xx [2009-04-14 13:59:20 +0000 UTC]

dont work crap

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xX-emo-muffin-Xx In reply to JayMasterJay [2009-04-14 21:13:46 +0000 UTC]

yeah stupid aol

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AwakenendByDreams [2009-03-21 06:04:28 +0000 UTC]

Hey, thanks so much for adding me to you

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JayMasterJay In reply to AwakenendByDreams [2009-04-14 13:59:30 +0000 UTC]

np

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bottomofastairwell [2009-03-20 17:47:09 +0000 UTC]

thanks so much for the watch i really appreciate your support

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JayMasterJay In reply to bottomofastairwell [2009-04-14 13:59:38 +0000 UTC]

np ^^

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xlyricdx3 [2009-03-10 22:52:18 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fave...
do u have a myspace??

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JayMasterJay In reply to xlyricdx3 [2009-03-11 11:05:33 +0000 UTC]

no srry^^

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BigDana [2009-03-09 13:54:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much for your support and for the fav

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Nessie-Noodlez [2009-02-09 02:07:38 +0000 UTC]

I am only sending this letter out to people cuz i am tired of getting comments on my front page that have to do with that stupid link going around.. with a hacker or something.. so please Read the bottom i dont care how much you have already seen it. i have been asked like 5 times by one of my friends to click the fucking link.. and i wont... it's getting annoying so dont be so stupid and click that link !!!! thank you

Love Ness


WATCH OUT FOR THIS MESSAGE!!
"Hey. this person wrote something about you in their blog.. CLICK HERE" OR ANYTHING THAT SAYS CLICK HERE !! IT'S BAD

Beware ! He's using other users accounts to make you think that the user writes such nonsenses. Watch out for him and inform your friends to ignore this useless messages and to NOT OPEN the link that it shows !

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whitekingdomangel [2009-02-02 23:21:33 +0000 UTC]

YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend

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riutara [2009-01-06 19:59:29 +0000 UTC]

=w=

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JayMasterJay In reply to riutara [2009-01-29 21:52:45 +0000 UTC]

wuhu

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randthuntley [2009-01-06 16:28:47 +0000 UTC]

thank you for the favs

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JayMasterJay In reply to randthuntley [2009-01-29 21:52:41 +0000 UTC]

np

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JohnArmbruster [2008-12-22 19:49:50 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the watch

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myjka55 [2008-12-09 20:06:49 +0000 UTC]

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xX-emo-muffin-Xx [2008-12-08 02:21:10 +0000 UTC]

There are more than twenty angels in this world! Ten are peacefully sleeping on clouds. Nine are playing and one is reading her message at this moment.

Send this to ten of your friends including me if you wish :3
If you get five replies, someone you love will suprise you. Happy days! Don't break this - it's working. x x

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Yuuki2008 [2008-12-06 01:02:14 +0000 UTC]

nice art

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clancats802 [2008-11-30 23:23:24 +0000 UTC]

why did you add me?

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JayMasterJay In reply to clancats802 [2008-12-03 00:48:12 +0000 UTC]

cuz you got so big teeth ?

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clancats802 In reply to JayMasterJay [2008-12-03 01:55:41 +0000 UTC]

???????? ok then....

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JayMasterJay In reply to clancats802 [2008-12-03 10:55:59 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Yurei-Kun [2008-11-30 16:11:16 +0000 UTC]

My pleasure, your gallery is really splendid


And thank you so much for the watch

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JayMasterJay In reply to Yurei-Kun [2008-12-03 00:47:59 +0000 UTC]

haha nP just nice to watch yA

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Idget7 [2008-11-19 19:12:29 +0000 UTC]

hey
whats up??

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JayMasterJay In reply to Idget7 [2008-12-03 00:47:36 +0000 UTC]

noThing and with yA?

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Idget7 In reply to JayMasterJay [2008-12-03 15:07:16 +0000 UTC]

nm
just at school cause i don't get internet at my house.

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xX-emo-muffin-Xx [2008-11-19 01:00:58 +0000 UTC]

Hey
How've you been?

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JayMasterJay In reply to xX-emo-muffin-Xx [2008-12-03 00:47:27 +0000 UTC]

well and you?
Just have to work the whole day,

how about ya?

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xX-emo-muffin-Xx In reply to JayMasterJay [2008-12-04 04:08:46 +0000 UTC]

Hey =]
Good =]
I've been ok....

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Rabdaliah [2008-11-18 18:00:12 +0000 UTC]

Thank You for +watch!!

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Loochi [2008-11-15 14:05:08 +0000 UTC]

Featured on my journal
[link]

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JayMasterJay In reply to Loochi [2008-11-15 14:06:16 +0000 UTC]

wow Thx

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