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JazzlasterBoris ♂️ [5972867] [2007-11-12 03:33:03 +0000 UTC] "Building a better breadbox." (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 33; Deviations: 406; Watchers: 420

Watching: 24; Pageviews: 62076; Comments Made: 18113; Friends: 24

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: I, I WANNA MMM MMM, I.
Favorite movies: I, I WANNA MMM MMM, I.
Favorite TV shows: I, I WANNA MMM MMM, I.
Favorite bands / musical artists: I, I WANNA MMM MMM, I.
Favorite books: I, I WANNA MMM MMM, I.
Favorite writers: I, I WANNA MMM MMM, I.
Favorite games: I, I WANNA MMM MMM, I.
Favorite gaming platform: I, I WANNA MMM MMM, I.
Tools of the Trade: I, I WANNA MMM MMM, I.
Other Interests: I, I WANNA MMM MMM, I.

# About me

Shish.

tumblr: jazzlasterboris.tumblr.com/

Newgrounds: chickenlump.newgrounds.com/

Doodle or Die: doodleordie.com/profile/crummd…

# Comments

Comments: 1851

Skelemberrio [2019-12-22 05:20:06 +0000 UTC]

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MichaelFeckinMyers [2019-11-05 20:21:04 +0000 UTC]

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AlphaShitlord [2019-03-07 12:48:39 +0000 UTC]

   𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓫𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓭𝓪𝔂!
 

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luigiandmarioisawsom [2019-03-07 10:23:47 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday! I hope you have a good one!

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darksack100 [2018-06-16 06:42:20 +0000 UTC]

How are you so funny holy hecc.
What's your irony level rn?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to darksack100 [2018-06-25 19:33:46 +0000 UTC]

bout 4 an a half my dogg

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darksack100 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2018-06-27 02:43:33 +0000 UTC]

no whey 
y̶o̶u̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶3̶r̶d̶ ̶d̶i̶m̶e̶n̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶w̶a̶t̶c̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶r̶o̶s̶s̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶e̶x̶t̶
what's your secret m6

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to darksack100 [2018-07-02 07:55:01 +0000 UTC]

Factory default settings.

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darksack100 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2018-07-02 18:41:20 +0000 UTC]

Huh... it seems so simple.
I had to download a bunch of third party software
Probably still have some viruses from the whole thing.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to darksack100 [2018-07-03 21:31:11 +0000 UTC]

Overclocking my subwoofer-mounted XB-3 processor allows me to go swimming without needing goggles

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darksack100 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2018-07-05 06:43:10 +0000 UTC]

I use manual override to clip my bird's toenails.

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AlphaShitlord [2018-03-07 15:33:29 +0000 UTC]

   𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓫𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓭𝓪𝔂!
 

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luigiandmarioisawsom [2018-03-07 11:26:37 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday! I hope you have a good one!

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Birdseednerd [2017-03-07 18:55:55 +0000 UTC]

Please come back you magnificent monster

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LostIcePrincElegance [2016-11-25 10:46:53 +0000 UTC]

plz stop dying.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to LostIcePrincElegance [2016-11-28 20:14:33 +0000 UTC]

It is too late for me.

A lot.

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LostIcePrincElegance In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2016-12-04 12:00:56 +0000 UTC]

Nigga don't let me get oer there to wreck your shit

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to LostIcePrincElegance [2017-02-26 18:46:59 +0000 UTC]

I am super cool so nobody would mess with me honest.

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Giraffe-Choker [2016-04-07 22:52:06 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Giraffe-Choker [2016-04-13 15:42:44 +0000 UTC]

Not for a while but someday maybe hello how are you.

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protoss722 [2016-03-07 10:16:14 +0000 UTC]

happy b-day

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stabkamay [2014-12-20 12:13:26 +0000 UTC]

you're funny

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Madmonkeymonk [2014-11-11 20:53:39 +0000 UTC]

Are you on anything other than deviant?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Madmonkeymonk [2015-01-05 17:57:59 +0000 UTC]

Who are you.

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Madmonkeymonk In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2015-02-08 15:05:18 +0000 UTC]

someone who likes your art. I really like the dnd comic.

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curtsibling [2014-06-01 22:04:53 +0000 UTC]

Cheerz for the watch!

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to curtsibling [2014-06-02 04:38:27 +0000 UTC]

yer welkom good luck have fun

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Birdseednerd [2014-03-08 02:07:16 +0000 UTC]

Happy friggen' birthday to you!

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PokeyFluffytail [2014-03-07 16:04:28 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birfday! :3

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Shui26 [2014-01-30 05:25:59 +0000 UTC]

You're tagged, sir.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Shui26 [2014-02-08 06:18:24 +0000 UTC]

Well what if I am.

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starfish34 [2013-12-08 20:20:05 +0000 UTC]

why do you hate me

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to starfish34 [2013-12-09 04:40:46 +0000 UTC]

No blacks.

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starfish34 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2013-12-14 15:41:50 +0000 UTC]

i'm no black

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to starfish34 [2013-12-15 02:56:16 +0000 UTC]

Then don't come back!

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PokeyFluffytail [2013-12-08 05:11:47 +0000 UTC]

I like you. You're funny. c:

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to PokeyFluffytail [2013-12-09 04:51:52 +0000 UTC]

No blacks allowed.

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PokeyFluffytail In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2013-12-09 04:58:19 +0000 UTC]

G'day Bruce!

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to PokeyFluffytail [2013-12-09 19:58:27 +0000 UTC]

u wot m8

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PokeyFluffytail In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2013-12-09 20:25:32 +0000 UTC]

Monty Python joke. o-o

Don't tell me you've never heard of Monty Python! O:

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to PokeyFluffytail [2013-12-11 03:45:27 +0000 UTC]

How is that a Monty Python joke?

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PokeyFluffytail In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2013-12-11 03:47:15 +0000 UTC]

You never watched the Bruce sketch? o-o

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MisterKaos [2013-10-15 21:20:26 +0000 UTC]

*mind blown*

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ReapHappiness [2013-08-08 15:25:42 +0000 UTC]

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rybik-cukrowy [2013-08-06 15:07:53 +0000 UTC]

Your drawings are ugly, digusting and horrible!

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to rybik-cukrowy [2013-08-06 17:00:25 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome.

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ReapHappiness [2013-08-03 02:53:32 +0000 UTC]

  Hi... 

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to ReapHappiness [2013-08-03 05:33:20 +0000 UTC]

What.

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ReapHappiness In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2013-08-03 14:42:36 +0000 UTC]

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to ReapHappiness [2013-08-07 04:23:34 +0000 UTC]

This isn't funny dammit.

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