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Watching: 259; Pageviews: 3855; Comments Made: 222; Friends: 259
# Comments
Comments: 30
LHarris14 [2024-01-07 14:11:47 +0000 UTC]
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JessStrife In reply to LHarris14 [2024-01-08 03:50:22 +0000 UTC]
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Fox-Desert [2023-03-27 12:53:18 +0000 UTC]
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JessStrife In reply to Fox-Desert [2023-03-27 22:09:03 +0000 UTC]
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VoidArt-s [2021-04-16 23:18:54 +0000 UTC]
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KaidokJ [2018-11-21 07:06:08 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. Itβs hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. Itβs kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevinβs official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (donβt ask), Iβve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here withΒ The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, andΒ this galleryΒ contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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Izunichi [2016-04-01 19:58:26 +0000 UTC]
Hi, thanks a lot for the watch, I appreciate it <3
Please take care and have a nice day ^^
Also, consider checking my other accounts: Instagram | Tumblr | Paigeeworld if you like my art, thank you! ; u ;
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JessStrife In reply to Pajunen [2015-10-22 05:07:48 +0000 UTC]
You're welcome~ such beautiful photos ^^
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Pajunen In reply to JessStrife [2015-10-22 17:44:06 +0000 UTC]
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Aliuh [2014-12-19 14:53:30 +0000 UTC]
Thank you for adding me to you watch list, I appreciate it.
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Cera-L-Hendry [2011-07-29 00:23:42 +0000 UTC]
Hello! Thanks for the watch... again
I shall watch you back, in hopes that you will one day entertain me with a story or an illustration on your account XD
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JessStrife In reply to Cera-L-Hendry [2011-08-01 01:09:41 +0000 UTC]
>_< I'm not so good with art, but I love looking at it~
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cerona [2010-02-22 16:27:39 +0000 UTC]
Thank you so very much for the watch, I really appreciate it
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JessStrife In reply to i-Ant [2007-07-28 07:16:58 +0000 UTC]
No problem, I loved them ^_^
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ImagesByTeriG [2006-10-10 05:18:15 +0000 UTC]
um, hello? anyone home? random deviant call
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