Kaedammir In reply to happymonkeyshoes [2005-03-24 12:20:32 +0000 UTC]

........................yes Dylan?

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happymonkeyshoes In reply to Kaedammir [2005-03-24 18:18:52 +0000 UTC]

**Slap**

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Kaedammir In reply to happymonkeyshoes [2005-03-24 19:32:57 +0000 UTC]

You took coke or something this morning didn't you? DIDN'T YOU!?

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happymonkeyshoes In reply to Kaedammir [2005-03-25 22:45:58 +0000 UTC]

Um......

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Kaedammir In reply to happymonkeyshoes [2005-04-01 10:11:03 +0000 UTC]

That's a yes.

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happymonkeyshoes In reply to Kaedammir [2005-04-04 22:35:47 +0000 UTC]

Not necessarily

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Kaedammir In reply to happymonkeyshoes [2005-05-24 12:51:35 +0000 UTC]

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Kaedammir In reply to uncle-monkey [2005-02-26 20:28:40 +0000 UTC]

SO no problem. I was captivated by the Ploog, want one so badly. Nice gallery too!

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athanasius In reply to happymonkeyshoes [2004-05-18 20:31:05 +0000 UTC]

weirdo's i'm glad i live in hell so i don't have to deal with you lot. in fact i might just have a word with death to see if he'll not bother collecting your souls so i never have to deal with you lot.

ps. i like 'lifts her eyes monkeywards. - very good

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happymonkeyshoes In reply to athanasius [2004-05-19 17:26:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh do shut up!

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athanasius In reply to happymonkeyshoes [2004-05-19 20:17:12 +0000 UTC]

why? do you think i want to take your lackeys away? NEVER! they are your lackeys, they have been soiled by your touch, and i am in no need of lackeys. FOR I AM LEGION!!!!!

well ok maybe only me and the sociopath who lives in my head, and a few others. but he sorts them out for me......

I'm not crazy but the person who shares my head .... ok he says he's not crazy either.

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happymonkeyshoes In reply to athanasius [2004-05-19 21:16:05 +0000 UTC]

The fact it is a he tells me you have enough issues for all you nutters in there. I need not worry about you.....

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athanasius In reply to happymonkeyshoes [2004-05-20 11:17:56 +0000 UTC]

I know, sometimes I'm worried he's the only sane one in here.

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happymonkeyshoes In reply to athanasius [2004-05-20 18:45:24 +0000 UTC]

You two will be locked away in my lice ridden whore pits...actually I'll do that just for fun!

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Kaedammir In reply to athanasius [2004-05-20 11:31:39 +0000 UTC]

Just to confirm. Yes, the sociopath who lives in Em's head is the only sane one out of me, her and all of her alternate personalities and mine (not that mine live in my head though they say they would like to, they scare me)

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Kaedammir In reply to Superkacho [2004-05-10 11:02:41 +0000 UTC]

*grimaces nervously, takes a deep breath to steady herself and thinks of the almight Munkey Lord*

It is his will................it must be done!

*walking seductively out of her room, trying to ignore the slipping of the kipper and the squelching of the wellies she smiles invitingly at Kacho*
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Great Monkey God, Give me Strength. Pleasee!!!!!! There must be some other way!!!!!!
*breaks down sobbing on the floor, wiping her face in her dress*

*interspersed with hiccuping and sobbing* Can we not use test tubes like we did the last time? I will scroung the foul crusty stuff off myself if only I can be spared.




(( again many hugs and appologies to Kacho, love you ))

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Kaedammir In reply to happymonkeyshoes [2004-04-29 19:04:31 +0000 UTC]

Ah *beams* A comment. Finally a sign of recognition

Yes, I am very into minimalism, glad you like.

One small thing though. You comment but you do not watch?
Is it true, am I not as I thought universally loved by all but secretly dismissed, reviled..........IGNORED!?!?!?!?

Nevermind. I shall set my massive arm of Giant Death Robots on you all until you learn well your place. MWAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

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happymonkeyshoes In reply to Kaedammir [2004-04-29 20:00:59 +0000 UTC]

So, foolish minx, you found the icon button...hmm, how very..whats the word.....intelligent of you to figure out what they do.

Now I shall smite thee!!

SMITE SMITE SMITE!

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Kaedammir In reply to happymonkeyshoes [2004-04-29 21:01:47 +0000 UTC]

Oooooooo. I am impressed . Do not knock my awsome use of the smilie listings, it is the smallest of my mighty powers but cower from them in terror you should.

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happymonkeyshoes In reply to Kaedammir [2004-04-29 21:21:55 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm, I think no, 1st Lackey Vicki....do you want to be locked in the pits of stench and male rent boys again?

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Kaedammir In reply to happymonkeyshoes [2004-05-01 10:43:57 +0000 UTC]

*quivers in terror*
Oh Great Munky God, I beg your forgiveness for my impertinence. Your humble lacky Vicky is sorry, she has learnt her place Master, not the Rent Boys Master.
PLEASEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

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happymonkeyshoes In reply to Kaedammir [2004-05-02 20:12:53 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm, I suppose I shall forgive you, you being so clever and all. But remember, its our little secret......

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Kaedammir In reply to happymonkeyshoes [2004-05-04 19:30:25 +0000 UTC]

*groveling genufliction*
Thankee kindest of masters, Thankee.

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happymonkeyshoes In reply to Kaedammir [2004-05-04 22:57:30 +0000 UTC]

Get up and cook the pie. Young Pedro will be coming back from the lice farms soon. And if I'm to breed you both for more lackey spawn, he's gonna need his stamina!

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Kaedammir In reply to happymonkeyshoes [2004-05-05 13:40:15 +0000 UTC]

*is completely taken aback but schools her expression very quickly*
The pie, yes master, at ONCE!!!!!
*runs off to the kitchen to start preparing the indeterminate but suitable evil pie filling and waits for her master to be out of earshot*





BREEDING!!!!!!!!!!
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*Casts her eyes Monkeywards and prays for the strength to obey the will of the great Monkey Lord*
(( Sorry Kacho, you know I love you *hugs*))

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Kaedammir In reply to Kaedammir [2004-05-05 21:15:08 +0000 UTC]

meep....................
*steels herself, puts the finishing touches on the pie and slides it into the oven, then runs off to her room to put on her best dress, wellys and tie a kipper to her left knee*

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happymonkeyshoes In reply to Kaedammir [2004-05-05 19:49:17 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmmm

** The all knowing and all seeing Monkey Overlord heard all of your please. Now he laughs...sorry I laugh!!!**

Quickly Vicki, Pedro will be home soon!

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