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Kardas-Dragon
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[2007-11-06 23:38:39 +0000 UTC]
"Is from Nowhere Land"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 313; Deviations: 15; Watchers: 15
Watching: 18; Pageviews: 13518; Comments Made: 2013; Friends: 18
# Interests
Favorite movies: Flight Plan, National Treasure, The Fugitive, Lion King...Favorite writers: O Henry, Greg Farshtey, Judy Blume
Favorite games: Animal Crossing, Zoids Battle Legends, Da Blob, Harvest moon, Viva PiΓ±ata
Favorite gaming platform: Wii, Gamecube, DS, Playstation
Tools of the Trade: A paper towel, and pencils
Other Interests: Birds | Bionicle | Zoids | Transformers
# About me
Current Residence: Nowhere LandFavourite genre of music: Um.. Depends on my mood...
Operating System: Windows XP
Shell of choice: Cannon Tortoise!
Wallpaper of choice: "Exotic" on Animal crossing
Skin of choice: Uhh.. Mine
Favourite cartoon character: G1 Bluestreak, Armada Side Swipe,
Personal Quote: If life squirts lemon in your eye buy designer sunglasses.
# Comments
Comments: 255
Y HALLO THUR. Sorry I didn't stop by to wish you a happy birthday but I was making you a present and thought it would be done on time... which it obviously wasn't. :I Well HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY! Better late than never, right?
Oh yeah and that gift'll be done soon, I'm sure. Whenever rl stops getting in the way.
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Better late than never, right?
Lol, so true. While those words aren't exactly my motto they still ring true to my day to day performance, unfortunately. That said, it would hardly be fair of me to chastise you for tardiness when RL hi-jacks the reigns so often. I just thank you for remembering to wish me a Happy Birthday.
Meanwhile, if memory serves me correctly your B-day is exactly 1 month after mine so I believe it is also time for me to wish you a happy birthday as well. I would sing, but it's hardly the time, I think. >>;
I'm quite an embarrassing display, I know, but I want you to get what you deserve also. SO! HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY, DEAR WAFFLE! May I ask what Figure and/or item I may bestow upon you to commemorate the occasion. It's never too late for a gift, right?
Whenever rl stops getting in the way.
Strong words, M'friend, that doesn't happen very easliy I've noticed, lol. Now, my words to you are take your time. You're keeping me updated and trying your darnedest so don't worry about it. I'm patient. 
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*high pitch squeal*
I approve of this randomness, but! I see your glomp and I raise it!
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I have it in a very reliable source that you kick puppies. Is this true?
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WHAT?! M-me? Kick puppies? Who would say such a thing about me a-and why would you believe them?! I-I mean, how reliable is this source?! Did you meet them at a Starbucks or did this conversation take place in a back alley?!
...Primus above! I take a little time out to catch up on my studies and all of a sudden I have a reputation! Of course I don't kick puppies! I was raised better then that! THOSE PICTURES WERE PHOTO-SHOPPED BY MY ENEMIES YOU HAFTA BELIEVE ME!
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Yes, you! I needed to know if it was true! D: And my sources don't matter! What matters is if they were right or not!
Really? REALLY? What enemies?
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Yes, M-me? W-why would they be right?! Just because you HEAR stuff doesn't mean it's true! A-are you really that gullible?! I assure you... It's NOT true! AT ALL! Really! A-ask my Mommy!
Uh. UHHH! My enemies and life long rivals that like to remain hidden in the shadows!
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*squeals* Awesome! I KNOW I'm gonna enjoy snacking on this lovely dessert.
You didn't hafta slave too long over the oven, did you?
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Happy birthday! I'm an hour away from the actual date, but darn it, it's a school night and I'm sleepy! O:< Have a llama!
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...Oh, so that's how it goes... You couldn't keep going for that last hour could you?! Geeze, of all the nerve! You onlyhad a little bit to go and you baled! >8U
.....Lol, I tease. 83 I understand that kinda tired that only thing to do if give into those primal Sleep related! urges.
Ooh thanks! ^^ Llamas are the best birthday gifts, like, ever! (If only my mom would listen to me about this.)
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Ah, moms. What can you do with them? Trade them for llamas. They don't understand the joy of gnarled teeth and painfully projected mucus spit all wrapped up into a fleece-soft bundle of 250-450 lbs of smelly six-foot-tall creatures condensed into convenient little deviantART badges. Crazy, I know. My mom's the same way.
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OMG, i-is this true. Ohes... A-and I yelled at you for nothing. 
Tsk, it's a shame. If only they truly understood; They'd be unstoppable. However, I have a feeling a gorgeous description such as the one you've provided would sway them. We cannot expect them to automatically be on our side unless we present an argument and yours is worth it's weight in gold. ...What's a sad is my mom used to appreciate llamas. *sniffles*
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Yeah. Yeah. Go to your corner and think about that, now. >:I Stick that in your juice box and suck it.
Thank you, thank you!
Wait, your mother USED to appreciate llamas, but no longer does?! What is this madness!? WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO, DAMMIT!?!?!?!?!?!!?
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*whimpers* B-but when I stick the straw in the juice box it sprays all over! 
You're quite welcome.
It's true. My mom seems to be favoring alpacas lately. ;_; It feels like only yesterday my mom and I were at the fair feeding Llamas carrots. N-now she's going to the dark side! (WHY?!!)
( )
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Because.......... I'm not sure. I forgot. Oh well, hopefully those juice stains will come out. If not... Consider it payment for all of the horrible things you did to make me punish you as such. Also, I want a juice box. *walks to minifridge behind me*
OH NO! 
She's of an older generation, Honey. All of this time while you were a sheltered little spawn nursing off of her parental guidance, she's been pretending to like llamas, sparing your feelings the harsh, scalding insult of disagreement. She's liked alpacas all along and secretly despised those accursed llamas that children enjoy so much. It just goes to show you, either you're still very juvenile for continuing to like llamas and refusing to grow up to the alpaca standards of today's current adults, or your mother's love is very strong. Can't be both. Probably is the first one. :I Meow.
Schooled, biyatch.
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But the stains WON'T come out! I-it was cranberry grape juice! Don't you know what that does?! It'll never become unstained! An-and if you forgot then why do you feel the need to continue punishing me!
How could you let that happen?! That's horrible! You must find the low life who committed this crime and deny them THEIR boxed beverage! Yummy, yes, but bottled juices are never as fun as their boxed counter parts. >< It simply will not do! Wait... Do they even make Orange juice boxes?
OMG, WHY, MOMMY!
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! THE BETRAYAL, THE UNDERLYING HATE!
@_@ I have been owned it seems.
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Let's forget this even happened, throw away that hideous stained sweater-vest, and have a sexy party to make up for lost times! O:<
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Eat it. Biyatch.
When my eyes read, "But I will not conform.", my mind read, "But I will not condom."
Practice safe llama loving girl, you're too young to be talkin' that kind of zoophilia. WHAT IF HE GETS YOU PREGNANT!?!?!?!? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL YOUR PARENTS!?!!?!?!!?!?!?
"I-I... He looked so handsome chewing on his cud!"
Your parents would be ASShamed. e_e
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B-but my sweater vest! I can't just throw it away it was, like, 80 bucks! (Fo honest, yo [link] )
Ooh... Now, that looks official. Why did I not now about... Hey, wait a minute is that juice from concentrate?!
When my eyes read, "But I will not conform.", my mind read, "But I will not condom."
Hey! Why should I do it just because you say so, PSA Lady?! If my friends aren't doing it then neither will I. Peer pressure has shown me the light and now I must follow through! *dramatic* Besides what could they possibly do to help me after I put them on my tropical banana fruit of the month.
Your parents would be ASShamed. e_e
But if my parents really love they'll understand! I'll just come right out and say it! I just know it they'll love my llama kin and llama husband! *delusional yet stupidly hopeful*
"I-I... He looked so handsome chewing on his cud!"
...What's sad is I know a few people that this line could apply to. >>;
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That is a lovely-looking sweater vest and I am ashamed to have soiled it. :'C
WHAT THE JUICE IS FROM HAS NO PURPOSE, THE FACT IS THAT IT'S ORANGE JUICE IN A BOX.
Ah, peer pressure. You're effected by it, you say? In that case... I'm really cool and pretty and popular and better than you in every way. Get me a banana split and DON'T YOU SPIT IN IT! >:U All of the kids climbing the ladder to my current state of happiness are doing it.
What will your parents tell their friends when they ask if their house is a petting zoo? You will be forced to leave the country and go to some llama farm where lonely farm boys have made similar relations to sheep, cows, turkeys, and other animals as you have with your llama man.
Oh, that's pitiful. You must live in the country.
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heres your real gift XP
[link] a little erly
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Thank ya extra lots, dear. I loves it!
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YAY i was goig to do red roses then iremebed your fav color was purple ^^
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HEY NOW, THERE ARE SUCH THING AS PURPLE ROSES! HAVE YOU NEVER PLAYED ANIMAL CROSSING?!
Lol, danke, I'm glad you remembered. 
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XDDD NOPE XDDDDD
your welocme ^^
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Holy carp!
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How could you link me wrong like that?! Not just that but you only gave me, like, a piece of the picture! How could you be so cruel like that?!
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XDDDDDDDD just beaause i am XP
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But WHYYY! EVEN MEGATRON HAS HIS LIMITS!
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this is all your getting for yar barth day
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Ooh, ooh, thank you! *clicks*
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sleams like you will have a birthday ahead of you
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Yes. Yes, I do. *puffs up*
How did you know? Are you psychic, Magic person? *_* (Lol, I tease, I know DA has alerts.) A-and will you be getting me a present?
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*giggles and pokes you*
oh yes i am 
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hey just a had a massive earhtquake here, doing ok here though power is very iffy at the moment V.V
seeya sometime
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I know. >< I turned on the News and that was the first thing I saw. Thought of you instantly... Are you ok? Are things alright? How worried should I be?
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im fine were on solid rock belive it or not XD chirstchurch is build on a river bead and marsh lands so thats why there's sinking.
only thing broken is a TV and were fine. all we have to worry about is the river if it will go or not, as its the main river for christchurch and if it goes both side's will flood though dad say's where far away. tonight i will do a video talking about it and i will link it to you ^^
dont worry about me if anything goes wrong i will contac you or even better yet: facebook my name on there is vicki coulter and it should be a girl with long hair, glasse and a flower in her hair
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*crys sofly* i wont be on this week end, i will be on your sunday though, but i have a 3 day meeting on and by the time i come home im dead.
seeya next week end some time *HUGS AND LOVE*
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im sorry my dearest friend of frinend but this lonely skittle can not be on tomrrow night as she must go to a friends house have a breck down.
i shell be back on your tuesday my friend
*GLOMPS* SO GOING TO MISS YOU
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Eh? Oh dear... Should I be worried? I'm sorry, Miss Skittle. 
Okie doke. I guess I'll be seeing you then. *glomps back* Bye.
You better be ready to sell your soul to me when you get back.
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IIMMMMMM BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK lock your doors and windows XD
no it was just needing abreck from been a caregiver to a 7 person household
*glomps back*
oh i will
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Thanks for watching!
As a return gift, I have watched you also. O:
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