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LemonEmy
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[2005-08-05 11:30:53 +0000 UTC]
"hates avacados."
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 729; Deviations: 52; Watchers: 78
Watching: 65; Pageviews: 18910; Comments Made: 1937; Friends: 65
# Comments
Comments: 457
Soon, it's going to be yet another regular day. Birds will sing...cats will meow...dogs will bark...geese will honk and steal peoples stuff.
A typical, simple, regular day.
However, there is a small, tiny, exception. The exception is for you, for that is the time when lightning was thrown from above by Zeus to herald your appearance. Cast in the molten fires of Mount Olympus, and granted with a great creative power, you have been released upon the world to conquer it in whatever manner you see fit! For it has been foretold by those who can see the future that you are great and true, and that it is your time to shout your joy to the heavens, and revel in the knowledge that on that day, it is written for you to have a Happy Birthday, with many more to come to increase your power and complete your creative conquest!
Also there's hand made cake and ice cream from down the street. Those folks make some mighty fine cake indeed. Yum!
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In a few days, it is going to be a relatively normal day...for most. But not for you. For on that day...it will be a good day to revel in the moment that you were cast down upon this Earth, summoned and placed here by the mighty Odin to share your talents and your creativity with all. Let thee rejoice and enjoy this time, and know you are wished a Happy Birthday! May many more follow!
Also, Odin sends cake, blessed by King Kong and delivered by Godzilla!
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A few days from today, the history books show an entry. An entry of mystery, and portent, as the great powers came down upon the Earth, and, in accordance with the wishes of the mighty King Kong, granted the world a boon. That boon was you. And lo, let it be said to all that you are to be wished a Happy Birthday upon that day, with the most excellent and amazing of cakes to partake in!
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History records that, just days from now, a tremendous upheaval took place as the ground cracked and broke apart, tornadoes spun counter to their nature, and even Godzilla bowed as you appeared upon the Earth to grace us with your art. And so it is wished upon you to have a Happy Birthday on that day....and a most excellent cake.
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In a short time hence, may you have a most happy birthday, for that is the day that you descended upon the Earth in a shower of lightening! Also, have delicious that day!
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Happy early birthday! With many happy returns!
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Happy early birthday! I brings much in celebration!
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Happy early birthday! 
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Hello!
Happy [early] birthday!
Wishing you another wonderful year of happiness and joy!
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It's May 12th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!
Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team
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Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: =XiaoShuai
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Hello!
Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!
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Thanks for fav - would you mind voting here? [link]
many thanks
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People keep thinking I am, actually :L
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You find the true nature of people :')
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but with great power comes great responsibility :/
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Yeahhh, that's what I thought
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I hope that you will have a wonderful day 
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It's May 12th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!
Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team
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Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: =XiaoShuai
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Hey there! I see that it's your birthday either now or very soon... well, I hope you have a great one. 
Best wishes.
~12th May.
PS. Llama badge.. that's your present 
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Hello!
Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!
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