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[2010-12-21 21:49:33 +0000 UTC]
"Fishcakes"
(Netherlands)
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Favourites: 1528; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 10
Watching: 26; Pageviews: 6793; Comments Made: 3272; Friends: 26
# Comments
Comments: 1409
; u; awww, thank you. You have a nice christmas too.
(Noice hair holly)
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YEAH NIGGA. GOOD KIDS GET CANDY AND GIFTS AND BAD KIDS GET TAKEN TO SPAIN BY THE BLACK PETES, IN THEIR BAGS.
YEAH, THEY'RE ABDUCTED AND TAKEN TO PEDOLAND.
WHICH REMINDS ME, YESTERDAY SINTERKLAAS RODE THROUGH MY STREET. IT WAS LIKE, A VAN PULLING A WOODEN BOAT SHAPED THING ON WHEELS THROUGH THE STREET WITH SAINT NICHOLAS ON TOP OF IT, AND BLACK PETES AND LITTLE KIDS WALKING BESIDES IT.
I'VE OUTGROWN THIS SHIT MANY CENTURIES AGO, AND YET I STILL FELT EXCITED SEEING THAT.
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THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME, I WANNA GO TO SPAIN.
bitch, that's seriously the best thing I've ever heard, czeck your privilege, yesterday my dad asked me what I'd ask for if santa was here and I answered "a christmas"
Santa actually WAS there right then for you.
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Maybe you should ask Santa Claus for a Spain!
INB4 IT'S CALLED COLONIALISM
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YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S TIME FOR? [link]
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FDADKJ
I REMEMBER THAT
FROM CENTUREIS AGO
CUTE LILI GOING "RUSSIA-SAN"
HNGGGG
FUCK LILI, WHY SO CUTE SON?
That Baltic nigger is so cute, I want to convert that unbeliever every day of the week
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Every year, Russia-san comes to town. It's been like, five years and I'll be damned if I let the tradition fall.
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Nah man, Russia doesn't come to town
He never left
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oh wow
wow
let me shake your hand
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OH FUCK, I JUST SENT YOU TWO MESSAGES AND I FORGOT TO SHOW YOU THIS SHIT
[link]
YES IT'S GAY BUT FUCK YOU, IT TICKLES MY FANCY
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hey, lill mama, let me whisper in yo ear.
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YOU THINK YOUR COMMENT RUINED IT
BUT IT DIDN'T
IT'S STILL CUTE
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God dammit, I gotta step up my game.
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...that movie step up...oh gott
I can't believe 99% of my male high school classmates believed that movie was gangsta
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I didn't even know a movie could be gangsta... maybe scarface?
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Yeah, scarface is pretty fucking gangsta because it's about a drug lord who takes over town and shoots niggers.
Step Up, on the other hand, is about a faux-gangsta (who is the only white guy in his entire clique, I'm just sayin') falling in love with some high class ballet dancer and joining her in a weird dance competition where they combine artsy ballet with gangsta dancing....or something...and the sequel is about his little sister who also does gangsta dancing with her clique, and the third one is about...IDK and IDGAF, but it's in 3D.
Yes, people in my school thought this movie was gangsta. Yes, this included the cool guys everybody likes.
It's a movie....about DANCING....which involves really gay ballet combined with hip-hop dance moves....and the cool kids liked it.
Fuck my life.
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GANGSTA [link] I hope they don't have a gun.
What the hell, man, just hearing about it gave me cancer.
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BITCH, you'd better not be sarcastic. Not only does that guy in the middle have a swag wig, he's surrounded by pussy as well.
If you laugh at him will smack you with his soft, baby skin hands.
I know right? And people actually....why?
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I want you to fucking tell me you see this and the first thing that crosses your mind is "gangsta" [link] like.... just.... dude.
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At first I was like "Oh, Coppelia...hurhurhur"
Then I was like "wow, this is kind of gay and Canadian"
But then I was like "noice crotch bulge" FUCK YOU DAVID BOWIE, YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE
Wow, this is really...idk, it looks like something that's fun to do and in the proper setting I'd probably enjoy watching it as well, but nobody can deny that it's kind of gay. Yes, even if it was just a stage full of women, it would still be really fucking gay.
No, it's actually like this [link]
It's marginally less gay....marginally, yet somehow according to my old class it's the pinnacle of gangsta
I don't want to live in this country anymore.
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THAT MOVIE DIDN'T HAVE ANY BULGE, YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WRE JUST LOOKING FOR DICK TO START WITH.
Look, man, I like ballet... sort of. It can be totally cool, but I wouldn't exactly define it as gangsta.
Have those people never even met a dancer or something anyway? like you can't mix the two, like dancing and dancing are too different and can't be together...
It's okay, in my school they thought this was cool [link] and we even had to perform a choreography to that song. We were forced to wear pink sweat pants that said "believe" in cursive letters. My mum made me keep mine.
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I know right? Ballet and hiphop-whatever are pretty much opposite sides of the spectrum.
...Wow, you had it worse I guess, because you actually had to perform it instead of hearing people go on about how cool and gangsta that movie was, even though it's pretty much a really bad chickflick with hiphop elements.
Speaking of dancing, this is going to sound extremely gay but ballroom dancing still sounds intredasting to me
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In dancing? it's weird to have modern dancing without like, ever, incorporating other forms, ballet often has pieces for jigs an stuff like that. Thinking you can't have both is like thinking "but how can you have a painting with both black AND white!"
Dancing is fine. Sherlock can dance, but he can also punch your lights out. You can't call someone a faggot if they're beating the shit out of you.
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...I guess that makes sense, but I never considered ballet and hiphop could seriously be mixed outside of "swag" movies.
>YOU CAN'T CALL SOMEONE A FAGGOT IF...
....BRAIN, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? IS IT BECAUSE THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END?
HEY WEST, DID YOU EVER NOTICE AUSTRIA IS A MASSIVE HOMO?
How can you say that when you've had sex with Spain multiple times?
IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S IN A THREEWAY
......the third partner was France
IT'S NOT GAY IN A THREEWAY.....EVER
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Of course you wouldn't, if that was anybody's introduction to mixing genres, they'd never accept it either.
Oh god, that joke was going around in the Avengers fandom, with this image [link] and the caption was "it's not gay if it's in a threeway"
Look, we all know Russia wants the Д, but nobody's gonna call him out on it cause he's big and scary.
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WELL, AT LEAST STEVE CAN GO TO SLEEP WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT IT
>Nobody's gonna call him out on it
MEANWHILE, IN MY FAVORITES
[link]
[link]
DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING, MOTHERFUCKER
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Notice how nobody's afraid to call France a cock-sucker. He's probably so used to it he reacts to it faster than to his own name.
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....OH GOD.
IT DOESN'T HELP THAT HIS NATIONAL ANIMAL IS A COCK EITHER.
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK FRANCE, THAT CAN'T BE AN ACCIDENT. YOU HAVE TO DO THAT SHIT ON PURPOSE.
FUU- IT WOULD BE PRETTY EMBARASSING YET FITTING IF HE'D REACT TO THAT FASTER THAN TO HIS OWN NAME.
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Everyone's probably already forgotten too, in their minds, whenever they hear "cock-sucker" they sooner think of France than anything else.
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OH
OH
HERE IT IS
[link]
POLLIET WITH FACIAL HAIR
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I expected something kinda like [link]
Polly's 70's porn stache is odd, that's so not fab, I think that he'd get a gay petite goatee.
Oh, I forgot to say, the person that ran the blog for this 2!P France [link] died
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YEAH, I noticed! There was a notice about somebody having died in the France Fanclub, but I didn't know she was the one who did the 2p!France blog.
Poor girl. She committed suicide, didn't she?
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Ne, that was the person that ran the 2!P Japan blog, France one was in a car accident.
I am inclined to believe 2!P are cursed.
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Yeah, it's only a matter of time before someone else drops, then it'll become a matter of surviving and all the remaining 2!Ps will take part of a shitty slasher movie.
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....WE DROP ALL THE 2P!S UN AN UNINHABITED ISLAND
GIVE THEM WEAPONS AND LET THEM FIGHT EACHOTHER
WE CALL IT BATTLE ROYALE WORLD WAR III
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... I forgot that when countries fight eachother it's called a war
Yes, perfect, I'd watch that.
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YEAH, I BET THAT WHEN SOMEBODY ACTUALLY CALLS HIM FRANCE, EVERYBODY'S CONFUSED AS FUCK.
France! France! Look at this fish I caught!
WAIT, I THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS COCKSUCKER
I'll have you know I'm the largest country in Europe
You're a country?
HOLY SHIT I'M TRIPPING BALLS OVER HERE
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I bet that's what it's like when they're all, for once, sober.
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Poor France, they all pick on him when they're sober
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This is why he's always encouraging them to drink.
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MSN refuses to bend to my will, so while I get that together, here [link]
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I expected
>Argentina
BUT KAJDFKAFJ HE'S SO CUTE AND WHITE AND CUDDLY AND HE HAS A BUNNY PLUSH AND HNGGGGGGGGGG
LOOK AT HOW HE HOPS AROUND LIKE A CUTE LITTLE BASTARD
LOOK AT THOSE FLOPPY EARS
I WANT TO HOLD HIM IN MY HANDS AND NUZZLE HIS NOSE
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FDJKAFD 2P IGGY, STOP BEING CUTE
STOP BEING CUTE
DKFJADFKJADF MOCHIGERMANY IS SHY
SO HE GETS
BRITISH FLAGS
I CAN'T EXPLAIN HOW CUTE THAT IS
ALSO, I LIKE HIS TURTLENECK SHIRT
ALSO, HIS FACE IN THE LAST THREE IMAGES
ABUBUBUBUBUBU
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