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Favourites: 810; Deviations: 31; Watchers: 58
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# Comments
Comments: 2145
HautEtBas [2017-06-15 13:22:44 +0000 UTC]
Who are you
You is the squad member I don't know
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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-15 14:10:18 +0000 UTC]
I am Maeve. I am a responsible, blind child
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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-15 16:20:41 +0000 UTC]
Aaron.
The guy who jumped off his roof onto a trampoline
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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-15 17:56:42 +0000 UTC]
If you had brains you'd be dangerous
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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-15 17:57:39 +0000 UTC]
You don't know how much that actually offended me.
But its okay you don't know.
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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-15 18:03:34 +0000 UTC]
It's just some irish sΓ©anfhocail, don't worry yourself
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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-17 13:56:09 +0000 UTC]
That's cool.
I got wrapped up into some drama. Kill me
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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-17 21:56:14 +0000 UTC]
Nah man, you live far away. Flights are too expenisive and I'd have to get a visa
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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-18 17:05:45 +0000 UTC]
Not to mention America's shitty airline treatment.
I flew out to California to go see my biological great grandmother, I got pulled out along with my sister for a "random search" while my parents and nephew stayed in line. My parents are american, my nephew's black. And my sister and I are Korean!
Thank you Trump! Not our fault you don't like our amazing chicken!
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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-18 17:32:39 +0000 UTC]
Oh God. Look, I know the EU is a bit iffy but at least travel is fine.
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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-18 17:38:44 +0000 UTC]
Also I split my skull open while protecting my toddler nephew so I might end up stuck alone here.
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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-18 17:45:30 +0000 UTC]
Oh no. That's not good at all
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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-18 18:24:01 +0000 UTC]
But he's safe and that's what matters
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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-18 19:38:01 +0000 UTC]
That is what matters indeed
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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-18 20:09:11 +0000 UTC]
Other then the fact that it isn't my kid and I wasn't told a fucking 'thank you' from anybody.
Hope they like it when they realize without the income from the story commissions I sell on the oh so glorious QuoteV is gone. Keeping that shit to myself unless little Ching wants em to get him something
I write a lot of XReader trash and I'm sick of it. But if it gets me about 20$ for a poorly written lemon that's typically only 13 paragraphs then hell yeah
Yeah people pay for that shit.
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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-18 21:51:45 +0000 UTC]
Oh God, I used to do thay x readers. Now everything is original I guess. I write smuts too, but they are only for specific people who I lile
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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-19 04:13:37 +0000 UTC]
Honestly I hate myself for writing all of those lemons because they are like.. Real, or factual like.. GODDAMMIT JEFFERY THE KILLER WEAR A CONDOM
Yknow?
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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-19 07:24:30 +0000 UTC]
I make it a point to make mine as realistic as possible, but the characters I use are just two relatively normal adults in a relatively normal world so it makes sense
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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-19 14:40:58 +0000 UTC]
I guess when you think about it, a viscous murderer is probably not gonna give two shits on what happens to the mate.
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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-19 15:19:25 +0000 UTC]
But still I doubt that he'd fuck her while she's alive.
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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-19 15:45:21 +0000 UTC]
From my very little knowledge of creepypasta, I agree
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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-19 16:41:38 +0000 UTC]
I used to be a fanboy over some laughing jack so I'm pretty educated.
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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-19 17:17:00 +0000 UTC]
Ah, I'm glad I never got into it
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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-19 19:57:59 +0000 UTC]
Is it as horrible as otaku-dom?
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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-20 14:50:37 +0000 UTC]
TELL MYSTIQUE TO STOP ASKING ME RETARDED QUESTIONS FOR ASIANS
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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-21 14:02:09 +0000 UTC]
Well shit I'm debating something now.
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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-21 19:03:56 +0000 UTC]
Nichole broke up with her disgusting girlfriend
Should I uh
Try my best ;-;
To not die forever alone
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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-21 19:24:10 +0000 UTC]
Yes
I have been binge watching Riverdale and it is the WORST
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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-21 23:05:46 +0000 UTC]
It's a shit teen show on netflix
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