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Lucijohn ♀️ [32766206] [2014-09-22 19:01:53 +0000 UTC] "Don't let your memes be dreams" (Ireland)

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# Comments

Comments: 2145

HautEtBas [2017-06-15 13:22:44 +0000 UTC]

Who are you
You is the squad member I don't know

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-15 14:10:18 +0000 UTC]

I am Maeve. I am a responsible, blind child

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-15 14:14:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh cool.

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-15 14:55:44 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. Who are you?

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-15 16:20:41 +0000 UTC]

Aaron.
The guy who jumped off his roof onto a trampoline

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-15 16:54:54 +0000 UTC]

Ah yeah. You eejit

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-15 17:20:49 +0000 UTC]

Eejit

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-15 17:45:09 +0000 UTC]

Gobshite

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-15 17:56:07 +0000 UTC]

BAKA

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-15 17:56:42 +0000 UTC]

If you had brains you'd be dangerous

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-15 17:57:39 +0000 UTC]

You don't know how much that actually offended me.
But its okay you don't know.

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-15 18:03:34 +0000 UTC]

It's just some irish sΓ©anfhocail, don't worry yourself

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-15 18:26:49 +0000 UTC]

You a blind Irish?

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-15 18:27:07 +0000 UTC]

Yes. I am a blind irish

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-17 13:56:09 +0000 UTC]

That's cool.
I got wrapped up into some drama. Kill me

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-17 21:56:14 +0000 UTC]

Nah man, you live far away. Flights are too expenisive and I'd have to get a visa

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-18 17:05:45 +0000 UTC]

Not to mention America's shitty airline treatment.
I flew out to California to go see my biological great grandmother, I got pulled out along with my sister for a "random search" while my parents and nephew stayed in line. My parents are american, my nephew's black. And my sister and I are Korean!
Thank you Trump! Not our fault you don't like our amazing chicken!

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-18 17:32:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh God. Look, I know the EU is a bit iffy but at least travel is fine.

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-18 17:38:44 +0000 UTC]

Also I split my skull open while protecting my toddler nephew so I might end up stuck alone here.

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-18 17:45:30 +0000 UTC]

Oh no. That's not good at all

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-18 18:24:01 +0000 UTC]

But he's safe and that's what matters

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-18 19:38:01 +0000 UTC]

That is what matters indeed

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-18 20:09:11 +0000 UTC]

Other then the fact that it isn't my kid and I wasn't told a fucking 'thank you' from anybody.
Hope they like it when they realize without the income from the story commissions I sell on the oh so glorious QuoteV is gone. Keeping that shit to myself unless little Ching wants em to get him something

I write a lot of XReader trash and I'm sick of it. But if it gets me about 20$ for a poorly written lemon that's typically only 13 paragraphs then hell yeah
Yeah people pay for that shit.

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-18 21:51:45 +0000 UTC]

Oh God, I used to do thay x readers. Now everything is original I guess. I write smuts too, but they are only for specific people who I lile

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-19 04:13:37 +0000 UTC]

Honestly I hate myself for writing all of those lemons because they are like.. Real, or factual like.. GODDAMMIT JEFFERY THE KILLER WEAR A CONDOM
Yknow?

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-19 07:24:30 +0000 UTC]

I make it a point to make mine as realistic as possible, but the characters I use are just two relatively normal adults in a relatively normal world so it makes sense

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-19 14:40:58 +0000 UTC]

I guess when you think about it, a viscous murderer is probably not gonna give two shits on what happens to the mate.

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-19 15:11:41 +0000 UTC]

True, true

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-19 15:19:25 +0000 UTC]

But still I doubt that he'd fuck her while she's alive.

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-19 15:45:21 +0000 UTC]

From my very little knowledge of creepypasta, I agree

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-19 16:41:38 +0000 UTC]

I used to be a fanboy over some laughing jack so I'm pretty educated.

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-19 17:17:00 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I'm glad I never got into it

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-19 19:32:36 +0000 UTC]

Its a horrid place

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-19 19:57:59 +0000 UTC]

Is it as horrible as otaku-dom?

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-20 01:51:42 +0000 UTC]

the horror

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-20 07:39:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh god

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-20 14:50:37 +0000 UTC]

TELL MYSTIQUE TO STOP ASKING ME RETARDED QUESTIONS FOR ASIANS

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-20 21:17:20 +0000 UTC]

Ok

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-21 02:12:23 +0000 UTC]

oh OK thank you.

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-21 07:29:09 +0000 UTC]

Np

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-21 14:02:09 +0000 UTC]

Well shit I'm debating something now.

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-21 18:07:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh no

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-21 19:03:56 +0000 UTC]

Nichole broke up with her disgusting girlfriend
Should I uh
Try my best ;-;
To not die forever alone

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-21 19:24:10 +0000 UTC]

Yes

I have been binge watching Riverdale and it is the WORST

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-21 20:31:16 +0000 UTC]

Riverdale?

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-21 23:05:46 +0000 UTC]

It's a shit teen show on netflix

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HautEtBas In reply to Lucijohn [2017-06-22 00:33:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh mkay

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Lucijohn In reply to HautEtBas [2017-06-22 09:28:59 +0000 UTC]

Iz so bad

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MystiqueMonsieur [2017-06-15 13:04:44 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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Lucijohn In reply to MystiqueMonsieur [2017-06-15 13:05:15 +0000 UTC]

Sure! Go ahead

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