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MagicalZombieUnicorn
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[2013-07-14 23:54:25 +0000 UTC]
"omg hello dere"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 485; Deviations: 124; Watchers: 95
Watching: 36; Pageviews: 16567; Comments Made: 6179; Friends: 36
# Interests
Favorite movies: Signs, I Am Legend, Zombieland, War of The Worlds, Silent HillFavorite TV shows: Inuyasha, Glee, Blue excorsist, Once Upon a Time
Favorite bands / musical artists: Breaking Benjamin, Flyleaf
Favorite books: Ferno The Fire Dragon
Favorite writers: Erin Hunter, Patrick Carman
Favorite games: Ib, Minecraft, Slender, Amnesia, Candles, Splatterhouse
Favorite gaming platform: Uncraft me
Other Interests: Anime, Animals
# About me
I wuv animals, anime, manga, yaoi, music and foodBtw! New channel! Check out link when I put it up!
Plus Profile pics and stuff the lien art goes to
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# Comments
Comments: 4197
Dude the immense amount if Ichi matsu ukeness is driving me crazy
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All the Ichimatsu Ukeness! There's not enough! Grow the empire! >:3
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heyo its me from school! so i was wondering if you could make a edward elric x reader little story just for me you know how i am with edward and crap like that..... but hey we learn something everyday and do soething new XD
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there I uploaded it
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(RP,MAGGAI-SENPOY) Hamada was sitting on a bench,cleaning his pretty girly eyelashes using one of those small,circular mirrors that come with make-up.Kira-Yume sees this from afar and is asking himself either that person sitting on the bench is male or female (BTW,Hamada,my character,looks A LOT like a girl)
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Kira-yume unconciously glares at you before going with his gut feeling and aproaching Hamada he said "Why does a guy need to clean his eyelashes?" he asked.
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Hamada then looked at Kira,looked at him from his face to his crotch,cleans his eyelashes some more,puts on some lip balm and says with a light smile "Old habit,brothel would often make me clean miself 'till i shone" He speaks in a light Irish accent.Kira was surprised by the straight and,frankly,quite blunt response the person gave him.
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"Brothel? seriously? dang I found a prostitute..." He muttered but you slightly heard. Kira looked to be at least 2 inches taller than you and gave off a "Bitch, please mess with me your dead." pressence.
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Hamada then said with that weird way of talking of his " Prostitute? Yes honorless? No.Name's Hamada,friends and family call me Hammy...You're called what? (That means he IS a prostitute but he does have a personal code,he is also asking Kira his name)
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"Kira-yume. friends call me Kira or Dancer." He said.
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Hamada smiled and said "You need not explain your other names.You likely seem to be friendly.Call me Hammy and we get some food.I starve right now..." sudently,Hamada pulls out a revolver and points at a demon,the demon is tall,red and purple and has green horns and eyes,Hamada then says "Need i explain reason you should not assault friends of mine? OUT!" the demon frowns and teleports away.Hamada then looks at Kira and asks "May be go to food?" Kira thinks it's weird to go eat food with a person he barely knows,but he finds himself intrigued with this Hamada fellow....Specially the way he speaks.
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"hmmm I guess so which place?" he asked his eyes lighting up in a slightly childish way but still had a empty shade of dark red beneath that light making his eyes seem lifeless.
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"To Benjen's Palace Of Food.Has good tacos and sushi there.Sushi comes with wasabi.Wasabi burns my troat like fire in my neck.Fire is unpleseant when comin' in contact with Hamada's or his friend's skin.Weird things happen to skin...Weird indeed..I need not explain that...You better now know why" Hamada said
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"Alright to Benjen's on Juniper Way!(an actual street in rl in Florida)" He stated happily as he picked you up startling you with a strong grip.
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(So we in fantasy anime Florida?) Hamada laughed and smiled happily,seems like Kira and Hamada became fast friends.They got there,ate them tacos,gurl and Hanged out,Hamada then said,in a normal way! "Sorry for speaking all weird like that...It's just that...When your mom is an Akuma (Japanese word for demon) you learn the vantages of speaking that way to people you don't trust....And i trust you....You trust me,Kira-Kun?
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He nodded. "in fact i'm a yokai(A class of Supernatural monsters in Japanese folklore)" He said smiling softly at Hamada.
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Hamada smiled back and said "My dad,Cormac,was a Selkie" (Selkie is a Celtic myth,which means it comes from Ireland,Scotland and such countries.They are water spirits usually said to look a little like seals when in water) Hamada then continued "But my Akuma side took over,although i swim better than anyone you might know and i can stay underwater for 1 whole week!" Hamada also says "I also really like seals...My pet is a seal named Sean (Pronnounced 'Shawn')
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"I'm completely Tengu( a birdlike demon that specialize in martial arts and sometimes swords and are known for being mischievous, arrogant and having a unusual sense of humor) though unlike the rest i'm a dove and when I do many good deeds i'm still reborn as a tengu." He stated.
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(Tengu means crow,right?) Hamada then said with a smile "Nice" Hamada also said "Hey,uh,it's getting late and my home is not too far away...Wanna come with me? Besides,look at the sky (Now back at me)" They look up and it seems that it's gunna rain Hamada then said "You're gonna have to win the trust and approval of my mentors,Mother Agnes and Mother Lillian...And they're pretty mistrusting,specially for ex-nuns who are also ex-demon hunters..."
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(no Karasu means crow and a Karasu Tengu is a crow type)"Lilian?"He asked the name sounding a bit familiar to him as he repeated it in his mind. He supported a confused and deep thinking expression.
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Hamada then said "Yep,Lilian Montenegro,currently 37 years old,virgin,born in Mexico to Eduardo Montenegro and Mariana Rodriguez,she has killed 30 demons when she was just 19 years old ,is a national celebrity in south and central america,has olive skin a black hair,is 6'5 tall and has Double D cups and has freckles on her face and shoulders" Kira is surprised by that...Very well detailed description.
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Suddenly his face lightened when he finally remembered. "Now I know why her name seemed familiar! She almost cut off my wings when I was 5 at that time I think she just turned 20!" He said.
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Hamada then gave a 'Da fuq,nigga?' face and said "Are you happy with that?"
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"no but I didn't die and I did give her a 3rd degree burn on her leg though..." he muttered.
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Hamada then said "Oh....That's where she got that big,nasty scar on her left leg....." Hamada then said with a nervous smile "Heh...Uh...Yeah...That is awkward....So...Uh...Do ya want to...Like...Go to your house or ya still wanna come with me?"
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"i'll come~! Though she tried to kill doesn't mean I don't wanna try to get to know her" he stated with a hop, skip, jump forward.
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Hamada then said "KAY! Follow me" Hamada guided Kira through a few shotcuts/alleyways and they were already there when the rain started to get really thick,Hamada then unlocked the door,entered and said "Agnes! Lilian! We've got visitors!" There was no awnser,Hamada then said "OH YEAH.....They are in Greece right now...Well...Come on in i guess..."
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He followed in before shaking the water off like an animal with wings and a bird tail popping out also fanning water out of themselves.
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Hamada then asked "Would ye like something to drink?"
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"sure." he said floating next to you and into the living room landing on the couch.
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Hamada then brings a small can of Coke for Kira
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He thanks you with just a nod and opens the can sipping it.
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Kira then felt something slippery on his organ (Ya know what time it is :3)
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His face turned extremely red very quick. (ADVENTURE TIME!!)
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(YAY) Hamada then said with a slight blush "Sorry....You had this hard-on since you saw the ass on that guy at the Food Palace earlier today....I just could not let you be bothered by this....So...Allow me to do what i train for all day" Hamada goes back into suckling and licking Kira's organ.
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he let out a moan his face turning an even deeper shade of red and when you sucked on a certain spot on his underside he gave a small yelp mixed with a groan.
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Hamada notices it and starts licking and kissing that spot while massaging Kira's balls.
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his voice went up a pitch. "S-stop~! I-i'm about to-AHHHHNN~" He warned before he let out a loud moan and came.
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Hamada swallowed all of it,and licks some of it that is on his lips,Hamada then says "Ah~ i'm full! And that was quite a meal"
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Kira is shaking lightly and panting a bit heavily with a small trail of drool on the corner of his mouth.
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Hamada then kisses Kira's mouth passionatly
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it's so incredibly obvious Kira has never kissed anyone before or has he ever been touched and your starting to question if he had ever even touched himself or had at least one dirty thought.
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Hamada then kiss for a few minutes.Hamada pulls away and asks "Do you love me now?"
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"i-i don't k-know..." he said uncertainly.
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Hamada then looked at him sadly "Then...You don't like me?"
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