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Maigical ♀️ [2763860] [2006-06-25 18:50:03 +0000 UTC] "LITTLEFOOT!Whathappenedtourpenis" (United Kingdom)

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Comments: 108

IceSprinkles [2010-11-20 18:45:52 +0000 UTC]

HELLO, THIRTEEN YEAR OLD SELF.
how mint was my avatar..

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VanillaTwist [2008-12-27 13:56:00 +0000 UTC]

Maiii haz a webcam

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Maigical In reply to VanillaTwist [2008-12-30 22:27:09 +0000 UTC]

My expression amuses me so much there :L i had to draw it.

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VanillaTwist [2008-08-30 11:58:57 +0000 UTC]

MAISCH!! :0

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Maigical In reply to VanillaTwist [2008-09-06 16:27:21 +0000 UTC]

baby we can bump and grinddd

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animator11 [2008-04-29 09:24:16 +0000 UTC]

* sings *
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
I'm just a little kitty,
One day I'll be bigger,
Oh, Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
One day I'll be bigger,
Oh, Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow
Muow muow muow muow

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Maigical In reply to animator11 [2008-04-29 19:06:10 +0000 UTC]

HAHAAHAH oh god that game is so many levels of suck.

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animator11 [2008-04-22 09:27:45 +0000 UTC]

Dammit

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animator11 [2008-04-22 09:27:34 +0000 UTC]

:imhappyplz:

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ItaSasu96 In reply to animator11 [2008-08-21 17:25:01 +0000 UTC]

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animator11 [2008-04-22 09:26:55 +0000 UTC]

Mayen.
Donovan.
Hai
So, how are the times?
We miss you
Get your ass back here at once
The week was so awesome

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animator11 [2008-04-07 10:52:42 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!
WHAT IS THIS FAGGOT TREE
Bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
THAT LOOKS SO HILARIOUS WRITTEN DOWN
* rolls on the floor laughing *
PAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!
WHAT.
IS.
THIS.
FAGGOT.
TREE.
RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
* curls up in a ball & rolls around you in circles *

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Maigical In reply to animator11 [2008-06-22 15:56:02 +0000 UTC]

@_@

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Big-Boots [2008-03-31 18:15:49 +0000 UTC]

No...I wish I did. ='[

And my sig is amazingness.

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death0dude0 [2008-03-31 11:20:42 +0000 UTC]

we will harass young children and go down the road clicking fingers... and jo says stathis...

now shes on about something curly... its very confuseing as i dont actualy care hehe. ily mai!

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death0dude0 [2008-03-25 16:55:37 +0000 UTC]

not long before your grand return.
we will harass young children, and stalk hot guys (not that ive dont that before *cough* london art gallery *cough* with tabby *cough*
wel anyway we will have so much fun, you had better not come down from the 4th- the whatever date i return from skiing lol!

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Maigical In reply to death0dude0 [2008-03-26 11:48:59 +0000 UTC]

Im coming down the 12th of April =]

Skiing? aweeesomeeee

haha and I'm returning on the 19th ='[

but the week SHALL BE AWESOME rarrr

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death0dude0 In reply to Maigical [2008-03-26 18:33:02 +0000 UTC]

yay i cn c u!

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animator11 [2008-03-11 09:26:56 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD
MAI, MAI, MAI, MAI, MAI
I CANT WAIT TIL YOU COME DOWN!!!
WE'RE GONNA DO SO MUCH STUFF

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animator11 [2008-03-02 13:48:42 +0000 UTC]

OH, MY CHILD

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animator11 [2008-02-07 12:01:18 +0000 UTC]

[link] rev=/images%3Fq%3DThe%2Bgrand%2Bpoobah%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den

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Maigical In reply to animator11 [2008-02-10 14:35:48 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD!

GRAND POOBAH INDEED

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Coxpoultryscouter In reply to Maigical [2008-03-05 11:32:25 +0000 UTC]

I........I....I....I.....I.... SHUN THEE!!
Is that a.... a...... Oh, no you don't!
NOT IN MY GARDEN!!
It is I, THE KING!
WHere in the DICKENS have you been?
DO YOU MIND TERRIBLY???!!

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animator11 [2008-02-07 11:46:59 +0000 UTC]

WHAT THE DICKENS
'WHAT IS THIS FAGGOT TREE'

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

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death0dude0 [2008-02-07 11:46:43 +0000 UTC]

hello my dear mai. its aaron. i am a jahovah! tehe
i wuv u.
did u block me on msn? it apears u have since you havent been online in like.... years...

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Maigical In reply to death0dude0 [2008-02-09 19:13:45 +0000 UTC]

I have a new account LMAO
ask jo for it

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death0dude0 In reply to Maigical [2008-02-11 12:12:32 +0000 UTC]

ok

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animator11 [2008-01-12 14:02:34 +0000 UTC]

Young Mayen sits.
In her sandy box.
The wind blows.
The sand is lost.
Scattered in the directions
of the four winds,
But she does not know.
& still she sits.
Eyes glazed,
Waiting for the sand to return
To her sandy box.

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Maigical In reply to animator11 [2008-01-12 20:55:53 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAA
THAT.

IS.

FUCKING

AMAZING SAUCE.
x

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animator11 In reply to Maigical [2008-01-15 09:18:46 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm....
Sorry, I can't come on MSN for a while. D:
But who cares LMAO
Oh yeah HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I put a load of your voice clips on my Ipod, including "The horror..... THE HORROR" & "FANCY THAT, LOSING OUR STAR"
Rahahahahahaha My dad heard them & was like WTF

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Maigical In reply to animator11 [2008-01-17 20:14:24 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHHA! AWESOME! my voice clip thing doesnt work anymoar tho ;_;

WHY U NT ON MSN U GHEY
x

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animator11 In reply to Maigical [2008-01-18 18:54:11 +0000 UTC]

MAHAHAHAHA
I am in your cupboard.
Eating your pie.

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Maigical In reply to animator11 [2008-01-18 22:51:42 +0000 UTC]

NYUU!!
MY PIE!
YOU GHEYFACE >_>

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animator11 In reply to Maigical [2008-01-19 11:09:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh ho ho, it had to be done, my child.
* Dale pedals sternly on a tricycle. He rides up into the sky to the E.T theme music. *

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Maigical In reply to animator11 [2008-01-24 17:02:20 +0000 UTC]

OMG E.T LAWLLLLLLL

i never saw all of that.
i thought it was shit :L

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animator11 In reply to Maigical [2008-01-25 09:55:03 +0000 UTC]

Rahahahahahha!!!!!!!!
Oh my child.
So, how is life at the triangular school these days?
HAHAHA my school is so shit.
I got a detention & a long-ass lecture because I rode down the English corridor on a spinny chair AHAHAHA
WHERE IS THE CRIME IN THAT

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Maigical In reply to animator11 [2008-01-25 18:33:34 +0000 UTC]

OMG I'D RATHER GO TO YOUR SCHOOL

.. Spinny chairs are awesome.
LMAO detention for that? how ghey xD
but we have ghey teachers to so...
My school is overun with fucking chavs D:

i wanna go to abbeyfield damnit ¬-¬

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animator11 In reply to Maigical [2008-01-31 10:22:13 +0000 UTC]

OH MY DAYS.

YOU....YOU.......YOU..... UPDATED YOUR PAGE!!!!

* squeals in excitement *

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animator11 [2008-01-06 11:18:18 +0000 UTC]

June rampaged around the house, knocking Rebecca flying

Rebecca picked up her issue of bat droppings weekly :3
all of a sudden, there was a faint scratching at the window, so june went over to it, and found mai, all huddled up in a ball
Mai was observing the habitat of the BlobBington species of magical lore, june turned around and was about to unleash her devastating fart, but then..
she thought better of it, picked up mai by her shirt collar, and wrapped her in a bundle of soggy pea strings, and fastened the furious girl to her pocket, so that she hung just below the buttocks
*pfft!* Mai puts on ninja headband and kicks junes sorry ass outta the blobs house and she goes toowoodling to ians apartment, where she crashes into him and smothers him with her boozums, whislt mai ties jo to a television set

jo struggled against the ropes, as she watched poor ian being smothered by June's boobs, he was suffocating, NOOO

mai came to the rescue as she got a huge vaccume and sucked up junes boozums, whislt ian magically turned into shino O.o

ian turned back into ian and cut the dastardly ropes, setting jo free, and they embraced, just as June came crashing through the wall, waving a lassoo

Ian transformed back into shino and jo realised she was kissing shino, but what the hell she thought as shino is just a younger version of ian, june aimed the lassoo at mai jo and shino but she missed and stringed becky, becky was strung too tight and pooed herself.

june suddenly realised her weakness, and so she knelt down on her hands and knees to lick up the watery poo, as ian who was now ian, got ready to kick her, but suddenly, disaster struck....



ian turned back into shino! june took off becky's nickers and bathed her in her wee juice, but unexpectedly, Kibbles turned up out of no where and brought akamaru along as they transformed into the twoheaded cerberus wolf and it sat on june and becky, unfortunatly, becky melted (fortunatly)


ian turned back into ian, and bored june to death by talking about chaos theory, but jo enjoyed it, so they managed to pick up june ( almost crushing themselves in the process), and stuffed her in a cannon, then.........

OBITOBI! flew out from the 4535 dimension and threw a turquios firlball at the cannon, lighting it in the process, mai stuffed a cake down ians throat so he would shut up and he magically transformed back into shino who ate the cake, kiba got jelous so mai gave him last nights dog food and jo trundled along and made out with shino who is so much better then ian, suddenly a weird noise is heard..............

ian turned back into ian, who nearly choked on the cake, he spat it out into june's bum, she farted, and it flew out into john hammond's face, who was building a house of cards, june here AGAIN


ian turned into obitobi, then shino, then adolf hitler, then micheal jackson, then he went over to the melted becky and put her into a dough making device, john hammond rebuilt his house of cards and mai dragged sasuke into it and suddenly disappeared O.o micheal jackson morphed into shino, ian sent jo a postcard and june exploded





New story


okay, becky tied to open her crusty eyes as the day broke, she had left the window opene all night and a bird had happned to poo all over a raggety hair, becky squidged it up and used it as hairgel, "this is fortunate indeed!" she chortled
suddenly, june came rampaging merrily into the bedroom, and danced around becky's bed. She picked up becky by her bum cheeks with sheer pinching agony, then dressed her, for it was time for breakfast!


Becky launched herself down the stairs and landed in a heap at the bottom as she relenquished her first fart of the day, "OH MY BECKY" THATS THE BEST ONE YET!" shrieked an excited june, she grabbed an empty pickeled snot jar and encased the fart into the jar.

becky swung open the crockety old fridge and produced a tub of dry swede, which she ate, dipped in sour milk. But suddenly, a disaster struck with the plates....

June who was washing the dishes with "oxyblob action powder" had added to much of beckys stimulated fart to free the dishes of all cleanliness and the dishes cracked due to the smell! JUNE WAS HORRIFIED! teh dishes were a gift from poobah and they had an image of becky specially etched into the crockery

"Rebecca, there is mail for you, my dear!" screeched June, nibbling Kitty's bum with her sharp, concise teeth. There, on the doorstep was a unicorn-patterned letter from Dale, and it said, in bold wee-yellow letters......

The letter said "dear becky, will yew bee my Varlentinezz you plump porous moo you are with the biggest buttocks and roundest figure in all of the land" from Dale

June, chewing a mouthful of oaty bran muesli flakes, went to the door post. She returned, carrying mai and jo in the crook of one arm. OH DEAR! they had been forced to come and visit, but wanted to escape. "VISITORS, BECKY!" cackled June, as her skirt fell down. Becky pointed a stout finger in the air and spoke gravely. "Come, we shall listen to my new Travis Prick CDs in my attic room."

Mai and Jo looked at each other in bewilderment, they were just going into town for a day and walking past the house of becky was a huge mistake. "OH GOODY!" exclamated an estatic becky. she dragged Mai and Jo up the cat-haired covered stairs and into her bedroom..................

becky tried the door. oh dear. what was this? it wouldnt open! " By the gongs of Poobah," she muttered, then took a leap back and belly-crashed into the door, forcing it open, becky was flung out through the open window by the sheer force of it. when she came back in, she forced mai n jo inside.
WHAT A SIGHT MET THEIR EYES!

Mai and jo gasped at the snot-covered bed sheets and held their noses as a filthy stench could be smelt all aross her bedroom, In the middle of the bed was a half eated sausage and a pair of dirty underwear on the lampshade, "OH MAI! WHY DONT YOU TAKE A BITE OUT OF MY SAUSAGE!" Exclaimed Becky picking a a cd on the floor with her Flabby fingers. Mai took a few steps back and nudged jo, On three...

they ran for the door. Becky followed, wheezing and gasping for breath. the duo slid down the bannisters, becky simply fell down the stairs. mai and jo screamed in horror as a huge bulk of flab came hurtling down after them. becky squashed them, and gave them to june, who proceeded to lock them in a rusty old bird cage.

Becky's flab was still jiggleing after the escapade down the stairs, " HOW DARE YOU TRY TO ESCAPE" sreeched Becky who was utterly DISTRAUGHT. June tossed the flattened Mai and Jo in to the rusty old bird cage, she jammed the lock with her boozum, so they could not escape again... NOOOO!

mai stuck her flat finger through the bars of the cage and poked the bosum. It twitched. she poked it again. it growled. Oh, it was simply frightful! meanwhile, becky was dancing to her new travis prick album, and so therefore, fell over and flattened a chair. THEN, SUDDENLY, POOBAH ENTERED THE ROOM!!!!


Poobah gasped at the wonderous sight of beckys voodoo dance " OH THATS WONDERFULL BECKY BUM, i shall paint your beautiful figure whilst you dance, now becky i need you to dress up in this bikini for me... Mai and jo screamed and huddled in the corner of the cage, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

becky's flab bulged out of the bikini, as she span around in a circle. this took half an hour. her bum cheeks were all creased and smushed against the back of the bikini bottoms. oh, her flab was UNSTOPPABLE! Poobah was a very good artist. he simply drew a large round pink blob and so, everyone knew it was becky. All this bikini frenzying gave june an idea. "WE SHALL GO SWIMMING! ALL TOGETHER!

becky cannot swim so you shall teach her

O.o wass the expression on both Jo and Mai's faces as june released her boozum. " BOOZUM, RETURN!!!!" she yodelled in a Pokemon fashion, Becky gazed at Poobah's art " OH ITS BEAUTIFUL!" she started blubbering, "for that! i shall make you NEW ETCHED CROCKERY!" becky and poobah embraced and hugged, he was almost suffocated by her overhang. "but becky doesnt even know how to swim" said jo quietly to mai. becky, june a poobah disappeared for a moment, and when they came back...


june grabbed the bird cage off the hook and thrust it over to poobah, who carried it in his mouth. out of the door they trotted, becky in her bikini, making the folk of the town stare.

they all crammed inside the small rusty car.
"TO THE LEISURE CENTRE!" June screeched in an unruly fashion.

"oh great, i hope she doesnt mean the olypiad.." said mai, Jo understood, "becky and june wont be able to fit down the slides!!!" The duo giggled. June thrusted he short and stubby left foor onto the accelerater" HERE WE GO!!!" the tiny mini teroodled off into the distance as June boitnked he car at 80mph

once there, june rolled across the car park at full speed, which wasnt very fast. Poobah grunted solemmly. he had been left to carry the cage. becky huffed and puffed, engulfing the nice polite ticket man in all her flab. He was very cross. Becky reached the entrance, had to be pushed through it, then popped in, and gazed in wonder. she was so taken aback that she farted on a small boy, who ran crying to his mother. What she saw was

The boy had been dyed a distinct colour green!!!!! The mother was furious and proceeded to stuff a but plug up becky's poo hole but as she reached down, Becky let out another trememdous fart! the mother was died an even darker green as passers by ran away in terror, Poobah's jaw dropped to the floor, as the cage was smashed to the ground, Mai and jo made a run for it, "STOP THEM SECURITY!" shrieked June.


two large able-bodied guards rushed up to mai and jo, and trapped them in large nets. "Back into the bird cage, you go!" cackled June. "But wait, mother," cried becky in wonder. "I THOUGHT THEY WERE TEACHING ME TO SWIM!" Too right, thought june. "Now, becky my dear, into the pool you go."

June pushed Mai and Jo into the pool fully clothed, as they both emerged form the water, they saw becky run up to the poolside, and they wernt prepered waht was going to happen next... Becky did a belly flop! a monstrous one! at first mai and jo thought a bomb had exploded, the whole pool's capacity of water had gone up into the sky! the world and been set to slow motion as Becky's monstrous flab came trundling down, Poobah watched in awe.

needless to say, mai and jo were not at all impressed about being pushed into the pool, especially by such a woman as June. "Now then, my dear," said June to becky. "You must wear your inflatable gear, my pretty darling sugar baby." But becky had sunk. June reached down underwater, grasped becky's bum cheek in her mouth, and pulled her up again. "PUT ON YOUR BANDS!"


June inflated the bands by belching into them and squeesed them onto becky's flabby layers of skin, supposed to resemble an arm

The arm bands had pictures printed of dale on them, her long true Love, which were made by no other than poobah. "COME MAI AND JO! teach me how to do the art of swimming!" mai turned to jo and sniggered, "this will be interesting..."

becky flailed her arms and legs, but didnt get anywhere. the armbands kept her afloat. June reached in and wrapped another one around her "sugar baby's" buttocks. This meant she could not fart, but what the hell. DID ANYONE CARE? DID ANYONE CARE?

Poobah decided he would like very much dearly to try swimming too.
He peeled off his clothes (literally, they were made of old banana skins), and quickly changed into a striking pair of skin-tight yellow moulding trunks. Mai and jo screamed in terror. Poobah was very cautious. He stepped into the pool slowly and carefully. Then he swam slow strokes, taking quarter of an hour to actually go anywhere.

Becky cheered poobah on as he slowly extended one arm then the other, suddenly becky caught eyes of an orange objuect snaking and twirly up into the ceiling, it was the slide. THE ORANGE SLIDE. Becky squealed in delight and dragged mai and jo towards the slide, and she clambered up the steps, butted past the lifeguard and position her self at the top of the slide, mai and jo were going down with her

mai and jo screamed in annoyance as becky held them up over the slide. Then she stuffed them into her boobs. They were muffled and couldnt breath. Becky wiggled her bum, smacking it into the lifeguard, and knocking him off the tower. He grabbed onto her bum for support. Becky pushed herself down the flume, spraying water in all directions. She stopped suddenly, being too fat. "Give it more oomph," she told herself.


becky had stopped so suddenly that the lifeguard had gone up her bum. She scolded him, then tried to pull him out. He couldnt move an inch. Becky sighed, then shrugged, and slid farther. At first she slid slowly, then got faster. Her bikini top strap was a little loose. Oh dear. All of a sudden, it snapped, and flew off, smacking an old man in the face. He screamed and fell into the pool, then had to be escorted home in tears.


becky came up to the first turn in the slide, the lifeguard was still wedged inbetween the dark crevices of her arse and Mai and Jo were squashed against her flab. Becky was going very fast now, banging recklessly against the sides, as she went around the first bend, a great huge gush of water whacked itself agaist Becky, Mai and Jo managed to leap off in time and landed in the jacuzzi.

For what everyone would see they were not prepared for, when becky came out of the darkness, And her bikini bottoms flew off and whacked the laifeguard in the face sending him flying!" "WHOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" screamed becky! she was now bouncing down the slide buttnaked

Becky landed with an almighty rumpus, in the water. There was a muffled scream of horror. Becky got up, and realised she had sat upon a small boy, smothering him with her flabby bum. She released him, then stood up to discover that everyone was staring at her.
Then they ran. "Stop, where are you going?" Becky howled in anguish, trying to catch up with them. She didnt succeed.

my! even poobah couldnt help cover his eyes a little, as becky's massive tidle wave went to the shallow end and receeded, but June was staring at her and said "Oh my Becky, cover that beautiful bosum and buttocks of yours, boys might take advantage of you deary!" "ARRGGH!" screamed mai and jo as they caught sight of Becky's Nakedness, they dunked their heads under the jacuzzi water hoping becky wouldn’t see them.

Mai and jo were getting anxious of hiding in the jacuzzi, so they silently crept out, and made a beeline for the changing rooms.
Running into a cubicle, they slammed the door, relieved. BUT NOTHING PREPARED THEM FOR THE SIGHT THEY WERE ABOUT TO SEE.
Becky, SITTING ON THE TOILET!!!!!! NAKED!!!!! she grinned deviously, then clicked the door lock. "We are alone in here. Come to me, my prisoners," she rasped.

Mai and Jo looked up in horror, "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" they screamed so much that someone in the other cubicle and pissed themselves and waddled out the door with their legs crossed. Becky attempted to snatch mai by the shirt collar but Jo (who was carrying a packet of soaked gummi bears) threw them at becky to distract her. "OH SWEETIES!" she yelled, Mai and Jo tried the
lock and they ran out into the olypiad cafe and down the stairs out the back of the olypiad, where the stairs were, They were soaked still and started to make there way into Emery Gate carpark on the bottom floor, June was in the cubicle wiping becky's bum for her, and unbeknown to june, Mai and jo were already outside Emery gate and on the town highstreet.. DUN DUN DUN!!!

Becky waddled out of the cubicle, and june followed her, but this was the moment they realised the sad and horrible truth. Becky hung her head in shame, but June was determined to let the show go on! "I wont have them taking advantage of my fat grandchild, just like those woebegone boys." Becky raised her spirits, and stormed out of the room, flattening the ticket lady.
She took the bus into town
because she couldnt walk that far. Now, where were they?

Becky and June bashed throught everyone to get off the bus, trampling a distraught old lady with a porcupine. (dont ask) the porcupine Poked becky up the bum, for she was still naked, the bus driver forgot to charge her. Becky and June squeased out the bus taking the door frame with them and squinted their beady snot-coloured eyes...

she glimpsed a pair of blobs in the distance, heading towards the toy shop. "Follow them!" June screeched. She knocked a scrawny old man off his wheel mobile, then jumped upon it, becky sat on her. This wasnt entirely a pleasant experience. They drove with great difficulty, to the shop, with the old man chasing them. Becky strode through the shop door, brandishing a pocket watch and a long stick. she poked a teddy bear in it's bum.

"STOP THAT IMMEDIATLY!!!" screeched the shop keeper in uttter DISTRAUGHT, becky clothed her disgusting parts with bear stuffing and they booted out the toy store in utter rage, riding on the old mans wheeley "THEY ARNT THERE GRANDMOTHER!" becky sobbed, cup fulls of snot dripping down her face, "WE WONT GIVE UP YET!!!" cried june pompously. somewhere in thew distance poobah had just finished his
his first stroke at the shallow end.

mai and jo were running furiously, because they has spotted the wheel mobile, and the...... ahem, creatures, astride it. They ran faster and faster, losing their breath. June was cackling madly, with fire in her eyes. Becky was sticking her snot under the vehicle. Mai and jo ran and ran and ran, then suddenly barged into something round and fat. POOBAH'S STOMACH!! HE WAS HOLDING A NET!!!


Mai and Jo yelped as Poobah was swinging his net furiously like an old humphrey goose. "FWOO FWOO!" chanted poobah, he attempted his signature magoobaloo spinning kick to the back of Jo's head but missed and hit JUUUNNNE! in the buttock sending her hurtling out the wheelie and all the way into the avon river, Mai and Jo made there escape and they both cam up with a plan to get rid of becky, still
hurtling along in the wheelie..

at that moment, it seemed as though all was lost. Suddenly, Seth Brundle came strutting down the street, wearing his suit. "What's all THIS???!!" he screeched, snatching the net from Poobah and breaking it in half. Along he went, but Poobah was gaining on the three of them. Then a mysterious shadow appeared, the shadow of........


the shadow of DALE!! he was looking for becky becasue she was late for their valentine date, BLUBBAS GOT A VALENTINE! seth brundle was only in jo's imagination and therefore the last part only happened in jo's mind , well, actually, Seth ran away, cuz he was late for the science convention. ( he won the nobel prize) :3 Mai and Jo's plan was to tie a string to the wheelie and the other end to a car, but it would be hard and alot of tough work, suddenly............



the string was tightened around the wheelie, and the other end to the car. Ah hum. Ho fiddle. Becky lunged forward, and grabbed hold of the string, trying to undo it. OH MY! June had made her way back from the River avon. A duck was nesting on her head.
"Come Becky, lets get those conceited young hodge bodgers!" But suddenly, just as Mai and Jo were cowering in the corner of an old man's
newspaper shop, TWANG!


JUNE HAD BURST THROUGHT THE DOOR! knocking down the south wall of the newspaper shop, june spotted Mai and Jo in the corner about to run for it, they managed to avert Junes grobby hands and started running in different directions, "I'll stop Becky from untieing that knot" said Mai "and i'll get rid of Poobah" said Jo, Mai flung herself at the wheelie which was travelling at high speed, and managed to greab hold of the back of the wheelie,
* ian is indeed still with us. meanwhile, sasuke, seth, naruto and michael are in the restaraunt, dining. "WAIT... I SENSE SOMETHING!" cried naruto, jumping onto the table. "Oh shut up," muttered michael and sasuke together. Seth slowly chewed a chicken McNugget.

* Seth was tediously chewing his chicken nugget slowing that little pieces were falling to the floor "MY NINJA SENSES ARE TINGLING!" cried naruto irish dancing on the table knocking seths chicken nugget out of his hand and knocking over his ramen "NOOOOOOO" michael and sasuke was covered in ramen "great" they sighed full of angsty goodness

seth grimaced. "MY CHICKEN BREAST MEAT!!!" he howled and scrabbled at the wall, then called: "Waiter........ WAITER!!!!!!!" He banged the table. "Jesus christ." New jersey rode through the window on his horse, Chancey. "Howdy, fellows." Sasuke fixed him with a steely glare. "YOU are late. There is trouble with mai and jo, and we must also save ian from implosion. He is part of our gang after all.

the gang exploded out of the restaurant making a scene and all could be heard was the galloping of new jerseys horse and a desroyed table falling over as the waiter gasped, ogling the huge hole in the wall. "wait, i can hear something, said micheal, shifting his eyes. "so i can i" said sasuke "sounds like something imploding" Naruto could hear jo and mai screaming trying to dodge poor imploding ian.
meanwhile seth was at the local chicken store, he saw shino there, since he was working there part time

ian ran over to the gang, with an elderly hedgehog scrabbling at his shades. "GET AWAY!" he shrieked. New jersey trambled the hog with his horse Chancey. Golly gosh gobble. Ian pulled out a piece of brambly hedge notepaper and wrote equations on it. "According to the square root of 7 X G 45,
MAI AND JO HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY JUNE!


"NO WAY" exclaimed naruto and micheal, with seth almost choking on his chicken breast prepared by the shino. " Oh shit we cant waste time, June is probably making plans for the vegetarian food already" said sasuke. the gang shivered, especially naruto who kept on getting visions of june naked. "wait" the gang turned around. I'll go too. me and my bugs will come in handy. it was Shino. Alright then, s
said micheal. new jersey dusted off Ian and off they went

mai and jo were very very bored. they were sitting in a rusty old bird cage, seated next to June's posterier. "Things aren't what they used to be," sighed Mai. Becky had plans. "My dear friends will accompany us while we go to the shopping centre!" she rabbled.
"A SPLENDID IDEA!" chortled Poobah, who was trying to stand on his head without breathing. "NOOO!" screeched Jo, rattling the bird cage violently.


Our story HAHAHAHAHHA

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Maigical In reply to animator11 [2008-01-09 20:33:10 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA OH GOD.
WE WERE SO IMMATURE THEN
how old were we :L 11? 12 haha
must hide. cannot see public view this LMAO

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animator11 In reply to Maigical [2008-01-10 21:13:12 +0000 UTC]

RAHAHAHAHAHA
T'was a long-ass message, my child.
Come on MSN :'(
I CANNOT FIND YOU

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animator11 [2008-01-01 19:57:58 +0000 UTC]

GLOY.

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Maigical In reply to animator11 [2008-01-03 02:47:28 +0000 UTC]

OMFG GLOY!!!!!!!!!!!

So putting our awesome convo on gloy here.. somewhere.. if i can find it.

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animator11 In reply to Maigical [2008-01-03 11:37:15 +0000 UTC]

YESSS!!!!!
You're back! Ohmigosh
* rugby-tackles you down the stairs *

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animator11 [2007-12-13 08:43:27 +0000 UTC]

Hi Mai.
I'm drawing you a birthday pic ATM.
Hope you like it when it's done!

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Maigical In reply to animator11 [2007-12-15 18:36:39 +0000 UTC]

I don't deserve anything for my birthday :L i havnt even scanned yours yet cause the scanners still caput. I FEELSOBAD ;_;
haha i fail at motivation. and life.
x

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animator11 In reply to Maigical [2007-12-15 19:30:13 +0000 UTC]

WTF!! NO YOU DONT
* Smacks you round the head with Grandpa Longneck *
:3

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animator11 In reply to Maigical [2007-12-15 19:29:49 +0000 UTC]

WTF!! NO YOU DONT
* Smacks you round the head with Grandpa Longneck *
:3

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Maigical In reply to animator11 [2007-12-15 21:15:48 +0000 UTC]

WOAH DOUBLE POSTAGE

Grandpa longneck scares the shit out of me. :L

and yes i do fail at life.

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animator11 In reply to Maigical [2007-12-15 21:25:17 +0000 UTC]

No you don't woman!!
You're amazing at drawing. UP LOAD.
If I put all MY shit on here, you can put all your good stuff on xD

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