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MasteroftheLemons ♂️ [18643771] [2011-08-13 20:22:34 +0000 UTC] "Long live lemons!" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 48; Deviations: 328; Watchers: 451

Watching: 2; Pageviews: 70088; Comments Made: 983; Friends: 2

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Tommy Stubbs
Favorite movies: Cars, Cars 2, Blue Mountain Mystery
Favorite TV shows: Mater's Tall Tales, Thomas and Friends
Favorite bands / musical artists: Mike O'Donnel and Junior Campbell
Favorite books: The Railway Series
Favorite writers: Wilbert Awdry and Christopher Awdry
Favorite games: Cars, Race O rama, ect.
Favorite gaming platform: Xbox 360
Tools of the Trade: Pencil, Pen, Markers, Computer
Other Interests: Model Railroading, Model Cars

# About me

I am an artist and model maker and a big fan of lemon cars like Pacers and Gremlins!

# Comments

Comments: 381

p3pgreen [2023-05-23 15:01:49 +0000 UTC]

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REB06 [2023-01-06 21:39:05 +0000 UTC]

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RedTheFlareon18 [2020-04-21 02:07:36 +0000 UTC]

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magnetbarOC2002 [2018-06-29 10:36:12 +0000 UTC]

Are you dead?

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MultiThunder [2018-03-27 05:36:53 +0000 UTC]

When is episode 5 of your series coming out??

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MultiThunder [2018-01-30 06:21:04 +0000 UTC]

Hi Lemmy!!!!!

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FireFire273 [2016-11-13 01:08:30 +0000 UTC]

Hey you like my TV Series style U.L.P?

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to FireFire273 [2017-01-29 20:47:47 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I do! I really do think that's what he would look like in the TV Series, as they would have likely given him a gray face and used an existing van.

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RedTheFlareon18 In reply to MasteroftheLemons [2020-04-22 23:01:38 +0000 UTC]

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PremiumRadiator [2016-06-24 22:41:11 +0000 UTC]

Zundapp, even tought you said that i am a genius, i always asked myself a thing after i say you goodbye: Who is Janus Zundapp? When he has born? Who his parents was? Where he lived so far? And especially, WHY HE GAVE HIS MAGNIFICENT PROFESSOR CAREER to start be a criminal? I hope i may have an answer. Thanks Zundapp. 

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to PremiumRadiator [2016-06-26 22:19:18 +0000 UTC]

A car can only share so much without jeopardizing their safety and anonymity.  However, you will find that I was built in Baden Baden in 1958.  Simply put, lemons are mistreated anywhere you can find them in the world.  Discrimination will lead one to take action, you'll find, Radiator, and I decided long ago that liberating my kind would be preferable to teaching privileged sports cars who would never do anything with the knowledge.  Criminal is a word that should be reserved for those who have no positive goal; those who are violent and stupid, they are criminals.  Those who disobey oppressive orders with greater purpose in mind, they are nothing more than conscientious objectors.  

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PremiumRadiator In reply to MasteroftheLemons [2016-07-12 13:03:42 +0000 UTC]

Zundapp, a question: How was your life as professor anyway? What you teached when you was a professor? Where you teached as a professor? Ultimately, you believe in religion? 

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to PremiumRadiator [2016-07-18 02:26:40 +0000 UTC]

Zundapp's Response: I taught a multitude of subjects over the span of a decade. Engineering was my specialty, but I also taught vehicular emotional studies and sociology.  I could have taught anything, of course, but these are what I was granted.  Religion seems to be something different to everyone, but it is nothing to me. As a scientist, I can't preoccupy myself with delusions. Grem has told me several times that he believes there to be a manufacturer looking out for us; I've told him how moronic the notion is. Whatever my men need to believe to function, I suppose. It's not like they need to do any real thinking. But if I were to believe in their "Great Manufacturer" I would need to throw away my studies and experience, because no one can think rationally with that in mind.  Everyone has made a point to tell me I'm wrong, but I'm surrounded by mindless fools most of the time, so how can I let what they say affect my judgement?

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PremiumRadiator In reply to MasteroftheLemons [2016-07-21 10:38:06 +0000 UTC]

Ah yes? You believe that judgement of other people who believe in God can't affect your one, just cause you think you are surrounded by fools? And if i would say you that over to have a genius mind and be very intelligent, i am even a very religious person, and if i would say you i believe rightly as other people that God watches over us all and that will reward us after life cause i care about it? If i would say you  that i think that to times the science and the religion would fit together? What would you say, eh? What would you say? 

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to PremiumRadiator [2016-07-22 19:55:29 +0000 UTC]

Every genius is cracked somewhere; the mind cannot bear such intense thought, so it finds a place to turn its user mad. For some, that place is religion, for others, it is love, and for some, like me, it is sympathy. I have none.

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PremiumRadiator [2016-05-22 18:54:40 +0000 UTC]

Guten morgen, Zundapp. Pleasured to know you. I am Radiator, PremiumRadiator. You may to call me 007 Premium. I am a recruit of CHROME agency from World of Cars Online, now sadly closed, and in World of Cars 2 Online, created by me. Know a thing, Zundapp: I AM TWICE TIMES MORE INTELLIGENT OF YOU AND CHROME COMBINED TOGETHER. If i would like to get you out of the game i may do it AT ANYTIME. But since i find funny you to always fight against CHROME by don't realizing YOU WILL ALWAYS LOSE, i like just to get my powerful presence in the sight of this. Anyway if you would like to include me in one of your lectures, then get me to know it, cause i couldn't wait to read one lecture where I DO KILL YOU WITH MY MISSILES. Excuse me, evil overrage. 

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to PremiumRadiator [2016-05-24 21:48:22 +0000 UTC]

Your mock intelligence does little to impress me, Radiator.  If you really had the intelligence you speak of, you wouldn't be working for C.H.R.O.M.E., you'd be working for yourself.  It is a true shame that so many follow that manufacturer-forsaken organization, but I suppose the sheep need someone to follow.

I have no fear of you or your missiles, you clearly don't know who you are talking to.  I'm a better weapons designer than any of those C.H.R.O.M.E. weapons jockeys, let me tell you!  I could wipe all civilization off the face of the earth if I desired, but it would never profit me, just as it wouldn't profit me to waste my time sending someone after you.  I'd much rather entertain you and your little game of speech; the feeble mind is quite a thing to behold for the mentally equipped!

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PremiumRadiator In reply to MasteroftheLemons [2016-06-09 15:57:18 +0000 UTC]

Ah you think i am stupid? You think i am stupid? SECOND YOU IF I WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED TO, I WOULDN'T HAVE WORKED BY MY OWN, INSTEAD THAT WORK FOR CHROME, OR I WOUDLN'T HAVE KILLED YOU AND CHROME BOTH? You are funny, Zundapp. I AM MORE INTELLIGENT OF YOU AND OF ANY OTHER CAR ON EARTH, and to prove it, just to know it, know that i do not design weapons, but I DESIGN MECHANICAL ENGINEERING TECHNOLOGY FOR CARS. If i would like to, I COULD TO DESIGN WEAPONS BETTER TO YOU if i would like to. I just like what CHROME do, and all spy stuff, and fact that would be fair to work with CHROME since you guys tried to take over the world. Luckily i am christian and a good boy, if not i would have turned someday more evil than you and i would have enslaved World of Cars. This if i was a bad car. 

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to PremiumRadiator [2016-06-10 00:04:57 +0000 UTC]

If C.H.R.O.M.E. was any proper means of measuring weapon design, we would be in a world of slingshots and rock throwing.  McMissile and his little group are plagued by the need to be 'safe'. Never would they test nuclear weaponry or use their own men as the subjects of their experiments.  If C.H.R.O.M.E. knew engineering, knew weapons design, they would could have deduced the inner workings of my camera on sight.  However, they are no match for me.  They know nothing of true engineering. You can help them all you want, but you won't make a dent.  And enslavement is for the brutes, might I add.  The cunning car can warp minds to his will with words and psychology; shackles are made redundant in the presence of a mastermind.

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PremiumRadiator In reply to MasteroftheLemons [2016-06-10 20:28:03 +0000 UTC]

Ok, so i will just reply you with this: PREMIUM RADIATOR DRIVER ( ME ) IS AN EXTREMELY SLY, SUBTLE, AND INTELLIGENT CAR WHEN HE WANTS TO, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE WANTS WHAT HE WANTS, AND GOOD THING IS THAT PREMIUM ALWAYS GET ANYTHING HE WANTS. Luckily i am able to have some high charme that convinces people to give me anything i ever desire, over to fact to always deserve it being a good guy toward me and toward other people. ANYWAY MAYBE CHROME IS NO MATCH FOR YOU, but what you say about me? I am a match to you, you little "Lemon". Oh true, i forgot you suffer to be called what you are, Zundapp. IF I WANT I MAY EVEN BE A BETTER MASTERMIND OF YOU AND OF THAT STUPID OF MILES AXLEROD PUT TOGETHER. For your luck, being my soul made of pure good and pure evil, there is anyway always my pure good side, maybe even cause i am a christian catholic, that gives me rational sense, and that luckily separes me from little line of madness. Oh, and you can bet i can use words and psychology to warp minds to my will. YOU CAN BET I DO. Luckily i do always wear wonderful masks to cover those sides of me. Now what you got to say, Zundapp... 

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to PremiumRadiator [2016-06-13 20:10:30 +0000 UTC]

Here's Zundapp's reply: I am a Kleinwagon. A common misconception, but further research will tell you that I and other Kleinwagons have no affliation with that motorcycle manufacturer, at least not in my own universe. But your played out remark holds its meaning. I really didn't expect you to be scraping the bottom of the barrel for insults so quickly, Radiator! I really do doubt that you support good and evil at the same time, and I denounce the idea that you are still sane after turning to such a state! There is good and bad, sinister and good-hearted.  Sometimes good masquerades as bad. My organization works toward the liberation of the mechanically disabled, and yet we are labelled as the enemy! Meanwhile, your leader, McMissile, destroys our efforts and keeps the beautiful vehicles on top. Yet everyone sees him as the hero, simply because he's shinier than the rusty cars of the world, and "better" shaped than what people call "trunkless cars" and "fishbowls".  Good may look like bad sometimes, just as bad might look like good, but it is always one or the other, really. And what are you, then? Perhaps good, trying and failing to be a villain, or bad, trying to cling to what little decency you have left. Either way, you are both undecided and non-threatening. I am definite in my path; I am not evil, I am a genius, a liberator, and one of the few cars with the capacity to change the world for the better. If you ever want to match me, you'll first have to decide if you are with me or against me. We have room for someone of intelligence and deceptive appearance, like you, but be warned, the moment you step out of line the rigs will have one less car on them!

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PremiumRadiator In reply to MasteroftheLemons [2016-06-14 14:17:51 +0000 UTC]

Zundapp, i do not care what you do EVEN SAY: I can be GOOD AND EVIL AT SAME TIME. If you say i am undecided where to be for who and with who, BEH, YOUR PROBLEMS. I AM FREE TO DECIDE WHERE TO STAY WHEN I WANT AND HOW I WANT. Just i am a good boy for real. Anyway i am a good person, AND I ALWAYS KNEW YOU LEMONS NEEDED HELP. Just there is a problem: YOU KILL PEOPLE TO GET YOUR VENGENCE, AND THIS FORCES YOU TO HIDE, meanwhile why you do not decide TO PEACEFICALLY TRY TO LIVE TOGETHER TO CIVILIZED CARS AND TRY TO GET THIS DISCRIMINATION DOWN, WAY I CAN REPEAT YOU THAT I AM BOTH PURE GOOD AND PURE EVIL, Even tought i am more good than evil!? Thanks! 

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to PremiumRadiator [2016-06-15 18:03:14 +0000 UTC]

Here's Zundapp's response: You're one to mention peace, Radiator.  Surely you know about that green Gremlin on one of our rigs, with the yellow stripe? What happened to him? Oh, that's right, McMissile TOSSED HIM INTO THE OCEAN.  Needless to say, there was not much left of him when we conducted a search.  What about the yellow pacer, Fred Fisbowski, who encounter Finn in Tokyo?  Brutally murdered through the use of an elevator! The Trunkov that was with him? Same fate.  And the burgundy Gremlin with the yellow stripe working alongside the two? Blown up and thrown to his death from ten stories up.  Dare I mention the dozen cars that fell to their deaths when your miserable excuse for a leader blew up our spiral ramp?  We are defending ourselves against a violent agency, there wouldn't be any of us left if we weren't on the lookout for danger.  Now, how many cars have we taken down? Two, and one was a impudent monster who insulted our makes and models.  We never killed a single race car, we only did what was necessary.  If you want us to be peaceful, then take your own advice!

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PremiumRadiator In reply to MasteroftheLemons [2016-06-16 13:54:15 +0000 UTC]

So, listen, SINCERELY I WAS TALKING ABOUT ME. I JUST SUGGESTED WHAT I SUGGESTED: Peace. THEN IF MCMISSILE BLEW YOUR HENCHMEN TO PIECES, not a my problem. I know THAT I DIDN'T, so i do not care if he did or not CAUSE IT IS HIS FAULT. HIS AND NOT MINE. And now, IF I WANT YOU TO BE PEACEFUL WITH CHROME, I CAN DO IT IN MY OWN WAY. How? Simple, Zundapp. Seen we are facing this discussion, i would suggest you create a new fiction: A fiction where or you and CHROME stop brutally murder each one to each one other, or i GET WORLD OF CARS TO EXPLODE WITH A DOOMSDAY DEVICE CREATED BY MY MECHANICAL GENIUS, MUAHAHAHAHA. Thanks for have drove me crazy with this discussion, over to AN USELESS REPORTING OF SOMETHING THAT AN IDIOT IN SMOKING DID, NOT ME, SO I DO NOT SEE REASON WHY YOU SAID TO ME. Thanks of nothing, DUMB MICROCAR.
Sincerely, Premiumradiator.
PS: How you may to see, i know how to be much more cruel of you sometimes if you do drive me crazy with useless references.  

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to PremiumRadiator [2016-06-17 04:27:23 +0000 UTC]

My aim was, and will never be, to be cruel. I am simply doing what every lemon in his right mind would do. Though I hate to admit it, I have had less formidable opponents than you, Radiator. Perhaps you DO possess the mind of a genius, however derogatory your insults might be... Perhaps... Farewell, Radiator, enjoy a life on the side of the spies.

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PremiumRadiator In reply to MasteroftheLemons [2016-06-17 11:51:05 +0000 UTC]

Beh, thanks for admit I AM A GENIUS. Mcmissile and you would think same if i would decide to be a villain, muahahah. Anyway considered instead i am a good person, anyway i am sorry you and CHROME may not find a way to stay pacific these days WITHOUT THAT I WOULD BE FORCED TO THREAT YOU WITH A DOOMSDAY DEVICE. I would like you and CHROME to be in peace and finally stop fight with CHROME, and that society would finally stop this discrimination. I believe that if you would just enjoy stay among other cars, maybe CHROME will stop hunt you. Maybe you may start work for CHROME as their weapon designer, Zundapp. Anyway, enjoy life as a lemon. Auf wiedersehen. Or better, goodbye.
CYA!
Sincerely, Premium.  

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100SilverMarbles [2016-02-06 00:33:56 +0000 UTC]

Hello Professor Z.

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to 100SilverMarbles [2016-02-08 00:39:55 +0000 UTC]

Afternoon, or whatever time you might be reading this.  A neutral greeting, regardless.

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AgentChristy [2016-02-01 06:06:23 +0000 UTC]

Hey Professor Z! Mater ere, I read  all yer comments on ere and saw some threatenin Finn I didn't get any further but I'm sure ya have threatened all us spies! I'm tellin Finn and everyone else at chrome what yer up to! Ha! I found out who
yer mastermind was ill find out more by readin all da comments on ere! I may be a rookie but I'm learnin fast!

(me: sorry if this is weird but I just saw some comments so decided to comment and start roleplaying as mater ^_^) 

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to AgentChristy [2016-02-04 04:42:20 +0000 UTC]

Ha!  You think I would be stupid enough to put crucial information in a public comments section?  I must say I'm not surprised, you've never been too bright... Falling for that "back up plan"...  Tell McMissile whatever you like, I invite you to mislead him with your ignorance!

(me: No problem, this kind of thing is fun!)

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AgentChristy In reply to MasteroftheLemons [2016-02-04 05:21:41 +0000 UTC]

Back up plan? Oh yea the thing those two little lemon heads told me bout. Yea those two lemons Grem and Acer really had me fooled I never imagined you guys would do that to me! I was terrified but hey! I am smarter then I look professor! I found out who
your mastermind was after all! Unless there's another mastermind you'd like to tell me about? I'll find all y'all dadgum lemons and I do believe you'd put stuff on ere dats important to yer plans! ...*notices Grem and Acer approaching him but they seem badly injured* hey! Y'all lemons get away from me while I'm talkin ta da professor! *throws towline managing to hook Grem up and pulls my towline up until his front tires are barely touching the ground* anyway, as I was sayin I'm tellin Finn all of dis! 

Grem: *struggles to get loose still being badly hurt from the beating* oh yea real strong tow truck...pick on me when I can barely defend myself...wait you're talking to professor z? Man you made me look weak! *wheezing still recovering*

Acer: eh let Grem go would yah!?! He already had a hard life when he had to be a p...

Grem: *gives Acer a death glare* don't you dare say or write that where others can see it Acer! I'm still humiliated and have nightmares! 

Acer: sorry O_o'

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to AgentChristy [2016-02-05 02:36:04 +0000 UTC]

Ah, yes, that oh so incredible intelligence that allowed you to discover Axlerod as our leader.  How could I forget!  Make no mistake, tow truck, that 'victory' was nothing more than a result of Axlerod's failure to properly conceal himself!  What fool shows his engine for all the world to see, when he could simply stay out of view entirely?  I have no respect for that car now, he took unintelligent risks and cost me a great many of my men.  I know now that I should answer to no one, as I can only trust myself!  So, of course, I only tell you what I want you to know, and perhaps I will succeed in manipulating you and that insufferable C.H.R.O.M.E.!
     I should have known that Grem and Acer were not going to succeed, I sent them after you directly after our first exchange, but they seem to have been less than equal to the task.  I'll put Tyler and Petrov to work in the mean time, we'll retrieve Grem and Acer when we have the time.  Give them a while to think about their failure.  Oh, and his questionable past, I cannot help but laugh at his decisions...  To truly succeed, one must have no regrets, or their conscience becomes an unbearable annoyance!  Acer, you are permitted to say whatever you like, I encourage you to broaden your partner's horizons regarding what he hides from the world!
     I want you to deliver a message to McMissile, tow truck.  Tell him that my army and I are gathering and training, and of course I am creating ingenious plans and amassing funds.  Unless, of course, you're too stupid to remember this message.  I suggest you write it down, or can you write?  I wager you aren't even smart enough to tell me C.H.R.O.M.E. headquarters' location!

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AgentChristy In reply to MasteroftheLemons [2016-02-24 23:36:01 +0000 UTC]

Miles: *watches guards drag him away* you guys are on my side right? 


Petrov: I am not on your side professor! *shouts before he's dragged away*


Vladimir: yes, the Trunkov family is behind you miles.


Victor: the hugos family is behind you Miles. 


Billie Jo: I'm on yer side too boss.


Jay Curby: mmm, I'm not to sure.


Tubbs: you cars are crazy . 


Miles: Tubbs  your nuts you are! 


Grem: I don't want to betray professor  


Acer: I'm not betraying Zundapp either 

Victor: miles made this orginization Zundapp can't handle being leader. 

Vladimir: yea! 


*everyone gets in a big argument again*


*i shiver as you(professor z) come in but I notice you're forced in, I close my eyes expecting to be tortured but when you speak my eyes widen a little, I watch as my restraints on my tires and tow cable, hook are removed and then say, "uh yea I got my hologram stuff, I ain't to gud at it though." I then manage to activate it, I contact C.H.R.O.M.E. and manage to get in touch with finn*


Finn: *gets a call and gets out his holographic screen noticing I'm calling him he answers "Mater old chap where are you? We can't locate the lemons or you!" He then notices you and glares, "Zundapp! Don't you dare hurt mater!" Wishing he knew where we were*


*i say, "uh Finn, professor ere wanted ta talk ta ya bout somethin, I think da other lemon heads are turnin on him now dat Miles is back."*


Finn: *confused look, "why would my enemy want to speak to me? Yea I know miles is loose but I'm more worried about professor z as he's been my enemy longer and miles isn't really a threat on his own but sure I'll speak to Zundapp, what is it?" His tone lowers showing his anger a little*


Leland: *drives up, "who you talking to Finn? 


Rod: did you find mater? 


Finn: yes and no I'm talking to him and Zundapp


Leland: you mean mr I think I'm a genius? He doesn't even know how revival works I mean come on! 


Rod: why are you talking to Zundapp? He's an idiot who needs to research how to rebuild someone who's been compacted it works. 


Finn: zundapps not an idiot he's smarter then both of you combined one reason he's such an annoying enemy,I don't know why he wanted to talk.  

Rod: mmm...perhaps but he still needs to learn about rebuilding cars. im going on a little mission ill be back *drives away looking around as he drives into the shadows turning into his AMC gremlin form by adding his upgraded disguise that can't be removed by anyone but him, then rushed away getting on a plane and the plane lands near the hideout but far enough for no one to notice, driving in the hideout the plane flies away, he has holographic spy equipment now and hidden weapons, he's calm and begins looking around*

Grem: hey who are you? 

Rod: *pretends to be another gremlin, "I am Frank Gremlin." keeping in character well, "so what's the plan? Are we still using the TV cameras?"*

Grem: yea I'm curious in that too I mean we need a plan 

(sorry edited my post a little)

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to AgentChristy [2016-02-25 05:46:56 +0000 UTC]

McMissile, we have been enemies for a long time, and it will likely stay that way.  But you know that above all, I am a survivor.

Leland: Clearly!  I here you just abandoned all four lemonheads once our agent Shiftwell went after you!

Whatever it takes.  I'm no fool who stands by the weak or slow.  I must say that I am glad that Torque has left the room, I don't trust him.  I know that, despite any prejudice or hostility C.H.R.O.M.E. may have, they have standards.  Unless an agent is in danger, you are unlikely to take lethal action against one of us.  I fear that Torque's organization does things differently.  It's no coincidence that he left just as this call began, and I knew starting it that you would track my location.  Any moment now, our hideout will be under siege, likely by Rod "Torque" Redline.  I would like to ask two things of you; firstly, I would like you to send men to this location to arrest the majority of lemons here.  Secondly, I would like to ask that you permit the Pacers to return to Chicago, be lenient with the Gremlins in court, and, most importantly, grant Grem, Acer, and I freedom in exchange for any information you may want.  Keep in mind that I see quite a few vents to escape through, and have no issue with abandoning my two main henchmen to make such and escape.  You know me, McMissile, and you know that catching me will be extraordinarily difficult.  So, what will it be?  Will you bring us three in for questioning, and set us loose afterward?

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AgentChristy In reply to MasteroftheLemons [2016-02-25 07:18:32 +0000 UTC]

Finn: yes you are my biggest enemy professor but I'm willing to listen. Rod is the number one American spy Zundapp and that is true but maybe Rods organization has it right Maybe we should start flaming you lemons out so you'll know how the race cars felt. As for Rod leaving I doubt it's because of his organization being different from C.H.R.O.M.E. Hmm, smart as usual Zundapp yes we have your location and we didn't send Rod but he does missions without anyone telling him he's very independent of C.H.R.O.M.E. Why would you want us to arrest most of your own minions Zundapp? 


Leland: n *cut off by finn*


Finn: Leland please leave the room 


Leland: but I...


Finn: leave now Leland I'm top spy. 


Leland: *drives away angrily*


Finn. first off about the Pacers, I may be able to get them back to Chicago, as for the Gremlins I may be able to get the courts here to be easy on them. As for Grem, Acer and you I am working on getting Grem and Acer cleared of all charges already, I just learned the full extent of what happened at Ye Left Turn Inn and I think that beating was more then enough punishment. As for you I know if you're set free you'll just start tormenting the world again and I'm sure in your little agreement C.H.R.O.M.E and Rods organization aren't allowed to try and arrest you even though I can't say that they won't especially since I have zero influence on Rods organization as you call it and I'm sure you'd leave them behind, it's in your nature to betray your minions. Yea I know you more then you think Zundapp...you're very hard to keep locked up, as for your last question I'm not quite sure id feel safe letting you go...


Rod: can I go in? *let in by guards and drives into the interrogation room driving up behind you and looking at my holo screen, his blue eyes calm, he's a red AMC gremlin with a badly broken roof rack and he's badly dented and rusted*


Fin: oh Zundapp one of your lemons is there


*i look at Rod not realizing its him and then look at you, "a-are you goin ta torture me or turn me evil?" Still shivering*

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to AgentChristy [2016-03-10 04:45:01 +0000 UTC]

We're having a private meeting, Gremlin... Wait... I don't remember hiring you.  Miles better not have brought on ANOTHER new recruit.  Tow truck, I know what my capabilities are, and what the capabilities of SCIENCE are.  you can't be turned.  I didn't wish to say it in front of the others, but I've been dealing with you long enough to see that your will is much stronger than most.  Besides, you would not be of any value to us evil; you would simply be a rusty tow truck working alongside us.  If we were going to use you, you'd have to go undercover, but that is unlikely.  McMissile, I can be of use to you.  I have knowledge, you know that, and could build things for you, devise plans for you.  All I ask is as sort of diplomatic immunity.  If you don't give me a definitive declaration of freedom, you know my reaction.  And as for you... Gremlin...  I KNOW you were not in there before.  You-
(My eyes widen, and then I vere out of the room and blast out the door, finding the guards that once guarded it unconscious.  Rod, in his disguise, is alert)
Muggsy!  Grem!  Acer!
(Grem, Acer, and Muggsy Liftsome drive over and I guide them into the room with Rod in it.  Rod unsheathed his gun and shoots Acer in the light, but Muggsy lifts him up and Grem grabs chains and chains him up.  I roll slyly in front of the holo screen)

Grem: Professor, what's this all about?!  That guy's on our side!

Tell me, did Miles announce his arrival?

Grem: Well, no...

That Gremlin is no Gremlin.  That is Rod Torque Redline.

Grem: What?  Professor, Redline died years ago!  We were there!  You threw the switch!

C.H.R.O.M.E. claims to have revived him.  I don't know how they would have done it, but Torque IS back.  Look at that Gremlin; does the undercarriage look right?

Acer: (Groans as he gets up) What?  What are you doing looking at other cars' undercarriages?

Grem: Quiet, Acer!  The Professor's got a point; it looks like something is folded out; parts of a disguise!  And now that I look at him, he seems a little too long for a Gremlin!

Yes, he's definitely improved the design from when we last saw him, but he hasn't improved it enough.  Chain him further and strip him of weaponry, then we're leaving this area.  It's compromised.

Acer: Sure thing Professor.

McMissile, we have America's top spy.  If you don't clear my record, Grem, Acer, Muggsy and I will be compelled to act.  The choice is yours!  Now, Acer, chain that Tow Truck up again, he's no good for turning but he's marvelous for a hostage!

(Acer chains you up, barely managing to do so)

We'll be off, now, McMisile!  Contact us again when you wish to make an actual deal!  Muggsy!

(Muggsy drives forward and hits Mater's engine compartment, the holo screen temporarily shutting off.  Muggsy holding Rod in disguise, Grem and Acer pushing you, restrained, and I set out to find a new hideout, unbeknownst to the other lemons, who know nothing of what has happened.)

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AgentChristy In reply to MasteroftheLemons [2016-03-10 07:08:24 +0000 UTC]

Finn: *gasps when the computer goes black, "no! Let them go!" Bangs on the keyboard with his tire desperately and fast*


Leland: let me see if I can help Finn *takes computer and begins working on getting my holo screen working again*


Finn: ugh zundapp is so annoying I'll see if I can find them 


Holley: well find them Finn *worried about me*


*struggles but can't get loose and looks at them and you nervously*


Rod: *struggles realizing his disguise didn't fool you, "hey guys! I'm not a spy don't listen to Zundapp! 


Grem: we don't believe you


Acer: I believe him


Grem: really Acer? 


Acer: yes I don't see anything different about him.


Grem: oy, anyway professor there aren't many places to hide our old hideouts gone and we can't go back to that hideout without being caught *contacts jay Curby and tells them where they are*


Acer: did you just tell jay Curby where we were? 


Grem: yes he's on our side now says he's tired of Miles he'll be here soon with the other gremlins. 


*the gremlin and pacer families arrive catching up to them but they're on your side so are here to help only*


Jay Curby: I think I know of a place where we'll be safe, sadly we lost the Hugo and Trunkov families they're on miles s..."*


*Hugo and Trunkov families drive up suddenly as they're tired of Miles too realizing what a horrible leader he is and they're on your side now*


Victor: we're actually changing sides and I have a good hideout, some of our families stayed behind with Miles though so only 20% of the Trunkov, Hugo family are on your side professor but we're some of them.


Vladimir: professor I wanted to apologize for my behavior I realized how bad a leader miles was *telling the truth like victor* 


Petrov: should we find the hideout already! We lost most of our families. 


Victor: yes he has a point, follow me 


*all the lemons and you push Rod and I away, until we're all at the ocean where creepy looking combat boats smile at us, they help us get on them and there are a lot so we all fit easily on all of them*


Max: we're here Victor sir...where do you guys want to go?"


Victor: take us to the new building were making the Hugo family mansion there's enough room for all of us and it's very hidden."*


Max: yes sir...


*the combat boats drive away fast making sure no one falls off and arrive at a pretty big island*


Max: we're here. 


*all the lemons get off the boats and wait for you before pushing Rod and I along until Victor stops them*


Victor: this is it *moves thick leaves and bushes out of the way showing a tunnel and let's everyone in before following putting the leaves, bushes and rocks back and gets in the front leading us to a big mansion but the trees are so big it's hidden well, blends in, it's a beautiful mansion though and he lets everyone in before driving in closing the door* welcome to the Hugo mansion there's plenty of room here for all of you, I'm sure you've never been in one of our mansions before because my stinking old enforcers didn't like anyone else entering, welcome if you have never been in a Hugo mansion, we have a big dungeon at the bottom, with a lot of torture stuff, if you'd like a lab we have an area here professor."*


Acer: wow I have never been in your mansions before I was prevented from entering, looks awesome. 


Grem: glad to have you guys on our side it's a pity you lost 80% of your families though.


Petrov: yea it really stinks but we'll be fine. 


*i get nervous look struggling*


Grem: *gives me a evil smile*


*i shiver*


Christy: take it easy on him Grem 


Tyler: yea he's already going to suffer enough when we're all done with h...*gets call, "yes? Oh! James! Good to talk to you again have you guys located any of the spies yet? No? Professor told you to see if you could find anything, ok well, you guys have a prisoner? He tried getting in the way who is he? Oh sorry I heard one you have 5 prisoners? Ok well we have two but sure bring them in, you guys are high ranked lemons for a reason." Then hangs up, "professor the lemons you sent to the U.S. to find stuff about the spies are coming back and they have 5 prisoners so we'll have 7 soon."*


Acer: seven!?! Oh my gosh! Can we handle 7!


Grem: I'm sure we can Acer we have the entire gremlin, pacer family on our side and 20% of the Hugo and Trunkov families on our side we'll be fine."*


*the gremlins and pacers sent on the mission arrive a few hours later since Grem have them coordinates, they knock on the door and are let in, they're very high ranked lemons but aren't seen on cars 2, dragging in the 5 prisoners they smile evilly*


Frank: here they are, they're waking up but they're chained up so they can't escape don't worry. They're not dangerous but they got to curious or were in the wrong place at the wrong time so we thought capturing them would be better then killing.


Grem: hmm, good decision, nosy people are useless when they're dead when they're not spies...*drives over curious in the prisoners*


Fred: *wakes up moaning looking around, "w-where am I?"*


Otis: *wakes up groaning, "y-you lemons...I'm one of you and I'm ashamed to be!"*


Annabel: l-let me go you lemons! *shes Finns youngest daughter*


Francesco: *moans waking up, "ugh Francesco should not have been so a curious! Wait where am I?" Looks around*


Susanna: *finns oldest child but not a spy* hey why don't you guys let us go! 


*i see Otis, "Otis! Are you ok?"*


Otis: mater! I-I'm scared I got to curious


*i glare at you*


Otis: hey all my fellow lemons why are you guys evil and kidnapping? I'm a lemon and I'd never hurt anyone


Grem: because your weak *hits otis*


Otis: ow! 


Leave him alone! 


Acer: *hits me*


Ow!


*lemons drag Otis, Fred, Annabel, Susanna, Rod,  Francesco and I to the basement, throw us all in a cell after shackling us all and slamming the cell doors in our faces*


Victor: sorry guys you're all our hostages and going to stay here.


*all 7 of us back against the cell wall besides Rod who's being his calm self*


Rod: I don't even know why I'm here 


Otis: I'm scared I don't like it here 


Fred: I-I I don't even know what to say 


Otis: it's ok Fred they're just a bunch of rattle trap lemons! 


Tyler: *hits the bars, "be quiet!"*


Finn: *finally manages to start my holo screen again, "mater you ok?"*


N-no were trapped in a cell and they have two of your children Finn


Finn: what!?! 


Yea, I fear what they'll do to us 


Finn: well if they hurt any of you I'll deal with them, I honestly wish the cars at ye left turn inn killed Acer and Grem now. 


Grem: Ye left turn inn!?! Where!?! *runs*


Acer: they're back!?! *runs*


Finn: ok so obviously they're scarred by that good to know, Mater I'm gonna find the Ye Left Turn Inn cars, some of them are actually on our side."*


O-ok *i look out of the cell nervously fearing what will happen*


Tyler: professor we have 7 prisoners here, what do we do to them? 

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to AgentChristy [2016-03-11 01:37:47 +0000 UTC]

This turn of events is definitely in our favor!  That Otis, and that Fred, they would be excellent spokespeople.  They're not hated, like we are.  Victor, if you could direct the Hugos to conduct some, err, experiments, on them, then we might be able to turn them to our side.  It shouldn't be difficult, but I'll intervene if it is.  Torque and Mater will be good to get ransom money from C.H.R.O.M.E., no doubt!  Francesco Bernoulli is world renowned; we will get MILLIONS for him!  And Annabel, and Susanna, well, they are the most invaluable to us!  Imagine, what we can do to C.H.R.O.M.E., and to McMissile himself, with McMissile's own daughters!

Victor: So, Professor, you want the Hugos to work on Fred and Otis?

That is correct, Victor.  Another question; do you have the proper equipment to modify a holo screen base?

Victor: No need, Professor.  The dungeon scrambles signals.

Excellent.  And, as for Fred and Otis?

Victor: It can be done.  Ivan, round up the necessary workers.

Ivan: Right boss.

As for Francesco and Rod, keep them where they are; Petrov, you are in charge of making the ransom calls regarding Francesco.

Petrov: Yes, Professor.

Now, Grem, Acer, take Annabel and Susanna and bring them to this cell over here, and then bring that tow truck right in front of the bars.

*Grem and Acer do as they're told, then I get in front of the bars and face Mater's active holo screen, Grem and Acer at the sides of Susanna and Annabel behind bars*

McMissile, I offered you an alternative.  Grant me freedom.   You rejected it.  Now, we have proven ourselves.  Your daughters' lives are at stake.  Tell me, do you want them back?  Just say the word, and it will be done!  That word, of course, is FREEDOM.

ME: I really like the concept of Miles turning on everyone, can I use it in one of my own stories at some point?   Also, are Annabel and Susanna characters you've written about before, or did you just create them for this purpose?

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AgentChristy In reply to MasteroftheLemons [2016-03-11 03:29:32 +0000 UTC]

*i frown* yall dadgum lemons leave my friends alone! 


Victor: it's nothing personal tow truck 


Otis: you're a bunch of evil creeps! Why have you killed or hurt innocent people? 


Fred: e-experiments that doesn't sound good at all! 


Otis: it's not, I fear what they'll do to us, I still don't get why my fellow lemons turned evil. *leaks oil as he breaks down* shoot, perfect time to break down again. 


Ivan: guess I'll get him boss *looks at Victor who nods then drives in the cell and hooks Otis up before towing him to a lab area restraining him to an OR table making sure he's securely chained to the table* 


Otis: let me go! I'll never join you! 


Fred: *tries to run but is weaker then the other lemons and is forced away to the lab area and restrained to an OR table*


Rod: money money money that's all you care about isn't it Zundapp? You're no better then Miles was and you know it! All you care about is money you don't care about us other lemons! 


Acer: so what if Zundapp is a bad business man like miles was! 


Grem: *whacks Acer with towline*


Acer: ow! What was that for!?!


Grem: professors not a business man Acer! He's better then miles! 


Acer: whatever Grem 


Jay Curby: I still can't believe Miles betrayed us like this. 


Vladimir; it's sad he was a good leader 


Jay Curby: you just said he wasn't 


Vladimir: I said Zundapp was better which is true but miles was a good leader too


Tubbs: guys guys! How about we not start arguing again! 


Victor: yea how about we get along for once. 


Francesco's: *bangs on the bars* let a Francesco go! You guys are the ones who flamed us race cars out aren't you!?! 


Vladimir: it was nothing personal 


Francesco: sure it wasn't! 


Finn: oh my gosh! Annabel, Susanna are you two ok!?! *has 21 kids but loves all his kids*


Annabel: d-daddy I'm scared 


Susanna: so you creeps are willing to kill my 12 year old baby sister!?! To weak to handle the spies? You need to pick on cars that don't have any weapons!?!


Grem: oh be quiet! 


Susanna: *hits Grem on the hood*


Grem: ow! *gets out gun and shoots both her headlights*


Susanna: *screams crying*


Finn: you little gremlin creep! Leave her alone! 


Acer: or else what? You can't find us! 


Finn: *conflicted and says, "I'll tell you the answer later Zundapp" hanging up then looks at Leland, "I'll let them go free over my dead body, see if you can find them if my daughters die Zundapp will die an even worse death...time to end this...


Leland: wow Finn you're really mad ok I'll find them *begins trying to locate where we are*


*i watch the holo screen vanish as Finn hangs up in anger* wow he's really upset. 


Ivan: *drives up to Victor, "boss Otis and Fred are restrained in the lab now., the hugos are completely confused on what to do we need zundapps help"*


Victor: oh boy I thought they'd know what to do, ok anyone here know how to turn people or experiment? 


Tyler: none of us do besides professor 


Petrov: yea he's our little scientist. 


Grem: I agree we can't do experiments or turn cars evil but Zundapp can.

Victor: Zundapp can you help us? 


*hugos drag in Roaul, Rip, Miguel, Nigel, Shu, Lewis, Max, Carla, Jeff and Lightning throwing them all in a cell*


Petrov: hey hey hey! Guys guys! We are going to run out of room here if you keep bringing us prisoners! We can barely handle 10 more! 


Daniel Hugo: yea but we've gathered up the other 10 racers thought you guys could use them like Francesco here. 


Tyler: actually Petrov these cells can handle 4 more people and I got a call they're bringing in 4 more. 


Petrov: no no no no no no! We can't handle 4 more!!


*Gremlins drag in Tomber and 3 random people throwing them in cells too*


Gabriela Trunkov: these 3 were nosy and kept asking questions plus this one guy helps Finn I think


Tomber: I do not know Finn m nor do I help him what are you talking about!?! 


Acer: he can't work for Finn he looks like a lemon


Gabriela Trunkov: they're called informants Acer, they're the least cars you'd expect to help spies but that's what makes them good. 


Tomber: *watching them*


Petrov: well we are out of room with 21 prisoners! 


Grem: maybe we should kill some of them...


Francesco: leave Francesco alone you lemons! 


Roaul: kill us!?! Why are you going to kill us!?! I don't even know you! 


Grem: we may not kill you. 


Rip: hey! Why don't you rattle traps let us go! We never did anything to you! I know you're the ones who flamed me and the others out! 


Miguel: w-where are we? I got knocked out and next thing I know I'm in some creepy dungeon with a lot of evil looking lemons 


Nigel: if you mess with us you Junkers I'll tear all your precious engines out! 


Shu: mmm *watches calmly*


Lewis: let me go! 


Max: I'm so scared little gremlin...


Carla: let me go! 


Jeff: hey! Why don't you just let us all go before I send you to the crusher! 


Lightning: *sighs, "can't believe we got caught by these lemons who flamed some of us out." Then looks at me, "Mater! You ok?"*


*i look at Lightning shivering, "Lightnin! Seems dey got yall too?


Lightning: yea 


Gabriela Trunkov: tow truck, we went around the entire world to get these race cars, they weren't to hard to capture they're foolish...Zundapp what would you like done to these new prisoners? We have 21 and are maxed out right now. 


(Me: I thought it would be better if the lemons went with professor z and miles will form his own evil lemon group one day as well and sure, you can use the idea of Miles turning against the other lemons but ill take credit for it since it's my idea! Ha ha jk! I've drawn and written about Annabel as well, Susanna is someone I just made up for this role play though)

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to AgentChristy [2016-03-11 07:13:05 +0000 UTC]

This can't possibly get better!  Victor, your family is one of the most productive I've ever seen!  Not to alienate the rest of you, of course, but this is quite an amount of hostages!  Put Tomber with Rod, and as for the rest of the racers, Grem, contact their individual countries for ransom money!

Grem: Got it, Professor.

Wait, contact McQueen's home town for him an the tow truck, I think they should be much more willing to pay.

Grem: Yeah, sure thing.

Now, I suppose I'll have to work on Otis and Fred myself.  You two have the choice to surrender right now, you know.  Better now than later!

Otis: Our engine's might be weak, but our wills are strong!

Fred: Yeah, you can't - IS THAT LIGHTNING MCQUEEN?!

(I sigh) Get McQueen out of view.  He'll clearly be a distraction.  Now, Fred, I'll start with you-

(Suddenly, there is a massive boom, and a large portion of the ceiling collapses.  Half of the lemons are trapped, and Finn, Leland, and Holley drop down)

What?!  How did they find us? (I turn on Victor angrily) YOU SAID THAT THIS DUNGEON SCRAMBLES SIGNALS!!

Leland: It might, but we've gotten reports of Hugos abducting racers all over the world!  Logically, we came to the Hugo Mansion, in construction!

Get as many racers as you can and go!

(Finn and the rest draw their weapons, but Grem and Acer grab Annabel and Susanna as shields and Finn calls for Leland and Holley to hold their fire.  Most of the Hugos, all of the racers except for Shu, who stayed calm and hid, Most of the other lemons, Grem, Acer, and the Professor make it out of the dungeon.  A lemon sets off a bomb in the doorway to slow Finn, Leland, and Holley down, but Finn is more concerned with his daughters.  They are happily reunited while Holley and Leland apprehend the lemons left behind and free Mater, Rod, Tomber, Shu, and the three civilians.)

Holley: They got away.

Rod: Yeah, but all of us agents are free.  They don't stand a chance with us back in the game.

Leland: Quite right!  Let's use our grappling hooks to get out of here and get after them!  Finn, stay here and keep these lemons under control, and take care of your daughters!  Mater, come on, we've got a chase to start!

(Me: Thanks, I try my best to write well!  Thanks for letting me use the idea, I'm excited for it!  You've got a lot of good ideas, which is the important part, after all.  You don't need full out written stories to convey stories, you can tell a lot of that through drawings!)

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AgentChristy In reply to MasteroftheLemons [2016-03-11 08:15:41 +0000 UTC]

Annabel: d-dad I was so scared those lemons are mean *has a thick British accent and a tow hook she had added to help others*


Susanna: my headlights! That stinking gremlin shot my headlights they hurt 


Finn: *holds his daughters close, even though he's a little more protective of Annabel since she's the baby of the family, "shh it's ok you're safe now I'm here I won't let them hurt you ever again." He doesn't try to stop the lemons just happy his daughters are safe even though he sees susannas mild injuries to her headlights and mumbles, "Grems a dead car when I see him..." He's saying it out of anger he most likely won't kill Grem*


Rod: *takes off disguise, "thank you, I thought my disguise was perfect guess I need to upgrade more 


Leland: how about switching to a holo graphic disguise Rod? Chrome can give you one its way better then those boxy disguises you Americans use.


Rod: maybe later Leland we need to stop the lemons, mater you ok? 


*i shake my front, "naw I'm not ok!" I shout, "dey got my friends Lightning and Otis how can I be ok!?! 

"*


Leland: it's ok Mater, we'll get them all. 


Tomber: Finn I'm sorry I let myself get caught I wasn't prepared 


Finn: it's ok Tomber it's not your fault just glad you're ok. I'll protect these guys and watch the lemons you guys so stop the others. 


Shu: *drives out calmly, "mm, I have a bad feeling you guys should get going." He's a eerily calm as you usually are and the smartest of the race cars*


Leland: hey shu, looks like you're the only racer that got away 


Shu: the others panicked to much, they needed to calm down and hide like me. 


Leland: man he's like a nice version of Zundapp he's so calm. 


Rod: he's calmer then Zundapp actually


Finn: guys are you going to stand here and chat or are you going to stop the lemons? 


Rod: oh right sorry 


Gabriel Hugo: you guys will fail! 


Finn: no you'll fail


*Rod, Leland, Holley and I all rush out of the hideout while Finn stays with the others, the blown up door doesn't slow them down even a little as Leland just shoots the door out of the way, using radars they find the lemons quite quickly* 


Grem: oh shoot! Professor the spies are on our bumpers! 


Acer: *shoots at the spies but misses terribly*


*i use my tow hook to grab the lemon closest to me*


Grem: *gasps as I hook him up and tank him up to me lifting his back tires in the air, "run guys! Don't let them get y...


Holley: *shocks grem* 


Grem: *passes out* 


Leland: Mater get Grem back to where Finn is well get the others, you have no weapons so you'll just get hurt 


*i rush back to the hideout with Grem and throw him in a cell sighing*


Finn: I see we have Grem that's a start good job mater.


*Leland, Holley and Rod get an idea knowing a special buildings coming up soon, the Hugos picked a bad island it turns out, they chase the lemons purposely leading them to a building and contact people, as the lemons get to the building the alarms go off and before they can react the lemons are surrounded by 200

chrome agents*


Acer: well shoot professor I think those three led us into a trap! Run! 


*the lemons flee quickly but most of them get captured and arrested by chrome agents, the others barely get away as in the chaos, Leland, Holley and Rod don't notice them get away just yet, Acer, you, Victor, Alex, Ivan, Jay Curby, Tubbs, Vladimir, Tyler, Petrov, Petey and 50 other lemons escape from the spies but hundreds are caught and arrested, none of the racers are saved but they manage to save Fred from the lemons and get him to safety in the building, Otis isn't saved though, combat ships help the lemons get off the island and to a safer location but they're on the run again now* 


Acer: great we lost shu he hid from us that smart little Japanese racer! 


Victor: I knew shu would be a problem he was almost the calmest of them and he seemed to be planning even before the spies came, were on the run now I don't know anymore hideouts. 


Acer: they got Grem! 


Jay Curby: don't worry we'll save Grem Acer, Zundapp any ideas where we can go? 


Vladimir: *on headset "yes? Oh my ok be careful" he then hangs up, "I have spies in that old hideout where miles is, turns out Axlerod is already starting to build his army and its getting big already."*


Acer: it's only been about 10 hours! How big could miles army be? 


Vladimir: well according to my spies within his ranks he has 200 members so far and is getting more. 


Acer: he found 200 members in 10 hours!?! That means he found 20 members per hour!?! 


Vladimir: yes miles has a lot more sources and knows more people then zundapp here, it's just us 60 and we'd be against miles army of 200 maybe more as its still growing 


Acer: oh boy were easy targets we need to find a hideout fast! 


Otis: *glad Fred at least got away* you lemons will fail you know right? 


Francesco: agreed you a lemons are a bunch of losers! 


Otis: hey I'm a lemon! 


Francesco: Francesco apologizes he meant the evil ones 


Otis: oh ok. 


Lightning: I hope mater and fred are ok they're so innocent 


Ivan: *towing Otis* 


Victor: well I agree we need to find a hideout but I don't know of any, Zundapp do y, oh boy


Miles: awww good to see you! Never thought I'd run into you guys again. 


*200 members follow Miles and they have powerful weapons so the lemons stand no chance against them* 


Victor: what do you want? 


Miles: nothing really, just a warning don't get in my way *smirks grabbing your monocle in his towline and rips it off mercilessly before throwing it at Acers windshield cracking his windshield*



Acer: ow!  *rubs his windshield with his towlines in pain blood leaking from his windshield*


Victor: professor! 


Miles: that's only the beginning...mess with us well you don't want to know! *has completely gone insane, his true colors coming out, he drives away and his 200 members follow him quickly as they all get away* 


Tubbs: professor and Acer you two ok? 


Acer: yea but my windshield hurts! 


Victor: I'm not sure how Zundapp can see without his monocle thing 


Ivan: sure he can't see to well 


Otis: *struggles but is weak like Fred so can't get loose* 


Vladimir: well hopefully nothing else happens we need to find a hideout now.

(Me: ok thank you, excited to see what you come up with, I have a lot of ideas but the role play keeps changing to fast for me to use all my ideas XD I wanted Otis and Mater to be experimented on/tortured but I'll just make up new ideas ^_^ and I always try to tell stories through my drawings )

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to AgentChristy [2016-03-16 23:53:31 +0000 UTC]

*Miles gone, I roll up in front of all 60 lemons*
We will not surrender to MILES AXELROD!  He is weak!  We are a powerful army of lemons!

Victor: Professor, he has HUNDREDS of lemons!  We are outnumbered!

Why do you think it was us who escaped, and not those other lemons captured by McMissile's little search party?

Acer: Well...

It is because we are survivors!  We can escape the dangers that most cars cannot!

Acer: Grem got left behind, and he's your right hand man!

Grem was unsuspecting of that tow truck; such a mistake is easy to understand.  Not particularly forgiveable, but understandable.  But my point is that if we can escape the most covert and well equipped organization in the United Kingdom, why would we not be able to escape 200 hundred of our own men and a mad range rover?

Jay Curby Gremlin: Yah know, he's right!  We can handle Axelrod!

Tubbs Pacer: Yeah, of course we can!

*Cheeing from all of the lemons*

Now, let's go get our forces back!

*Cheering continues*

*I lead the lemons into the jungle and we peer through some vines, seeing Miles ordering lemons about.  It becomes clear that he is building weaponry and a base, and he has a crazed look in his eye*

Acer: What's he doing?

He's building a missile.  A whole base, it looks like.  But something's wrong with him...  That look in his eye... He's cracked.

Petrov: Cracked?

Yes.  He's gone mad, from power or from pressure, I'm not sure.  But he is a danger to us.  We'll have to find another way in.

*I'm leading the lemons through a jungle when we hear a jet landing somewhere in the distance.  I turn a corner and, while out of the other lemons' view, am pulled into a concealed area by Leland Turbo*

Leland: Aha!  We've got you now, Professor!

Hold your punches, Turbo!  Right now, it wouldn't suit either of us to harm the other!

Leland: Keep talking, Zundapp.

Miles is building something.  Something dangerous.  He seems to be in the process of creating a missile base, and he has 200 of my defected men on his side.  We need to put our differences aside right now; there is a far greater danger than I over there.

*Leland thinks for a moment, seeing the honest look in my eyes*

Leland: If this is a trick, Professor, than you'd better be ready to spend the rest of your life in prison.

Agreed, then?

Leland: I suppose.  Our forces will come in from the East, yours from the West.  I'll give a horn signal when it's time.

That sounds adequate.

*I burst out of the deeper jungle and drop in front of the other lemons, who all ask where I have been*

Never you mind that now.  All you need to know is that C.H.R.O.M.E. is here with us, and we need to work with them.

Acer: What?!  Professor!  Are you out of your mind?!

That's another topic entirely, Acer.  What we need to do is stop Miles, and C.H.R.O.M.E. can help.  We enter from the West.

Victor: Okay, Professor.  Clearly an agent abducted you, and the fact that he sent you back means that they're on our side, at least for now.

Right you are, Victor.

*Horn signal sounds*

That's our sign!  CHARGE!

*The lemons burst through the vines, and about 25 C.H.R.O.M.E. agents do so on the other side of the base.*
       

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AgentChristy In reply to MasteroftheLemons [2016-03-17 00:34:55 +0000 UTC]

Finn: *drives out, "whats going on?"*

Leland: were helping the lemons

Finn: hold it! we are not helping zundapp!

Leland: but finn if we dont i fear for all of us

Finn: ah ah ah, im top spy at chrome everyone leave now!

Leland: finn zundapp says axlerod is making a weapon area he could....

Finn: LELAND! i dont care what miles is doing!

Leland: *sigh, "ok ok calm down finn, you win, youre in charge....everyone go back to chrome missions called off..."*

*spies stare at finn oddly but have no choice as hes way higher rank so they leave going back to chrome*

Leland: happy now finn!? you may have just destroyed us all! *pushes finn and he drives back to chrome*

Finn: *drives up to you, "ok zundapp....get this straight, we are not going to help a bunch of rattle traps like you.....i dont believe you about miles, you lemons fight your own battles ok?" he then drives away telling chrome not to help so chrome refuses to help the lemons and no way rods agencies helping*

Acer: aw come on mcmissile! do you want everyone to die!

Finn: *turns around and shoots acer in the headlight, "your lucky i dont arrest you..." leaves*

Acer: ow, i wasnt even attacking him *sad look*

Victor: well zundapp looks like chrome has left its just us now

Vladimir: finn seems to take this personally

Tubbs: nice guess its just us, mr top spy ruined the plan

Tyler: dont worry we can handle them but can we save grem?

Vladimir: well get grem, hey professor what do we do with otis? we still have him

Otis: *struggles, "why dont you guys just leave me alone?"

Acer: otis we could use your help *cuts net with knife, "miles is making something dangerous

Otis: fine....

*suddenly when the 61 lemons least expect it they are surrounded by 100 of miles minions who have powerful weapons, the lemons fight back but no use, miles minions have gas masks on and shoot a gas at the 61 lemons that make them pass out, they then stop the gas, chain the lemons and drag them into the fence before locking the fence, they get otis as well*

Miles: *look of pure insanity, "aww if it isnt my little enemies....place them in the cells make sure they have no weapons...."*

*his minions drag them to cells throwing them in cells, remove all weapons and lock the cells laughing before driving away*

Miles: *drives in, "they look so innocent when they sleep....its a pity mcmissile called off their plan....he doesnt realize the horrors well cause the world......dont kill them......theyre better alive but we can kill a few....later" he drives out of the room*

*minions follow him*

*lemons wake up and realize theyre trapped in powerful cells*

Acer: aw man! mcmissile you ruined everything!

Victor: calm down everyone there must be a way out of here, judging on how this place already has cells im guessing their almost finis...hey grem!"*

Grem: *in another cell, "hey i escaped but got caught by these guys" sighing, "eh i see they got you too?" he looks badly injured since finn ordered him tortured severely for his interrogation*

Acer: Grem what happened to you?

Grem: interrogation...finn ordered me tortured severely.

Victor: mcmissile sounds more like professor then i thought.

Vladimir: yea but finn called off the mission so now i fear for us 

Tubbs: i fear for all lemons

Otis: *scared*

J Curby: will you people stop arguing and think of ways out of this!?

Grem: i think i know a way o....oh here comes mr loser

Miles: i see you guys are awake....

Grem: miles you will fail! *gets out weapons as they didnt take his*

Miles: i dont think so....*shoots Grem*

Grem: *screams as everything goes black*

Miles: *keeps shooting grem until he dies then drives away*

*lemons watch in horror as grems shot to death(besides professor z)

Acer: grem no!!!!!!

Tyler: miles that creep!

Victor: zundapp you lost your 2nd in command

Vladimir: your top lemons dead zundapp, miles killed him.

J Curby: if only finn didnt ruin the mission.

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MasteroftheLemons In reply to AgentChristy [2016-03-17 20:11:06 +0000 UTC]

*I have a look of complete and total rage*
AXLEROD!

*Miles turns around, amused*
Miles: Yes?

You have till the count of three to let us out!

Miles: *Laughs madly* Ha!  That's all you've got, Professor!  You have nothing!  My men took everything!

Three.

Miles: *Turns angrily to a group of lemons who took the weapons* What's he doing?  You did check him, right?

Carter Gremlin: Well, we checked everyone, but Zundapp doesn't have a trunk.  He hasn't GOT anywhere to hide something.

Two.

Miles: He's got a REAR DOOR, you MORONS!  He's a Zundapp Janus!

One.

*I pull something from my rear facing door and click a button on it.  Nothing Happens.*

Miles: HA!  What do you know?  It was just a SCARE TACTIC, he hasn't got anything!  He's nothing but a pho-

*A loud whirring is heard overhead, getting louder and louder, until the roof collapses and a massive missile crashes down in the hallway, about fifty feet from Miles.  The entire room is filled with smoke as a blast passes through, Lemons being thrown to the side and against the wall.  Many of the defected lemons are thrown into the wall and explode upon impact.  The bars melt, and everyone is badly singed*

*I bolt out of the cell toward an injured Miles*
I AM NO CAR'S  RIGHT HAND MAN!!
*A brutally beat Miles and all other lemons start battling against each other, defectors versus loyal lemons.  The battle continues outside through a massive new hole in the wall*
I HAVE BEEN CALLED YOUR LACKEY FOR TOO LONG, MILES!!  I HAVE PUT UP WITH YOU!!  BUT THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!  YOU HAVE KILLED MY MOST LOYAL HENCHMAN!

Miles: You think I care?

*I break both of Miles' headlights and tear his hood off, but then Miles gets a punch back and I got skidding*

Miles: HA!

*I speed forward and hit Miles in the grill, and he proceeds to cough up oil*

SURRENDER YOUR MEN!!

Miles: NEVER, Zundapp!  *Laughs madly, clearly insane*

*Miles hits me again, this time concaving my right side*

AHH!  Surrender!!

Miles: I will NOT!

*I see Miles drawing his gun, and get my own, specially designed gun from my rear facing door*

SURRENDER!!

Miles: NEVER!

*We both shoot each other, Miles taking a bullet through the grill and me through the center of my front door.  We go skidding, fall to the ground, and die*

A few minutes before...

*Chaos is still ensuing with the other lemons.  Acer is next to Grem, crying.  He then stops, having noticed something, and gets up on some rubble from the collapsed roof*

Acer: HEY!

*Everyone stops and looks*

Acer: What is this?  What is it we're doing?!  We are not enemies!

Vladimir: I beg to differ!

Petey: Yeah!

Acer: My best friend is dead because of our rivalry.  I can see that man of our fellow lemons are dead, because of this stupid fight!  And- *A bang is heard outside.  Everyone rushes out to find me and Miles, dead*

Acer: Professor?

*Murmuring from the crowd, they have forgotten the fight.  Some weep.*

At C.H.R.O.M.E....

*Finn is sitting at his desk, thinking hard.  At last, he comes to a conclusion, and orders Siddely to prepare to take him, Leland, Mater, and Holley to the base*

*They land and see the lemons, in front of myself and Miles*

Leland: What happened here?

Acer: They shot each other, it looks like.  And Grem's dead...  *Sees Finn* BECAUSE OF YOU!

Holley: *Stops Acer from attacking Finn* He had a change of heart!  We're here to HELP.

Vladimir: Oh yeah, right.  Like we would trust YOU.

Leland: You CAN trust us!

Finn: I'm responsible for this.  I called our forces back.  Zundapp doesn't have a good track record, you understand.  I didn't believe him.  I thought he was planning an ambush.

Acer: Well, he wasn't!  And now almost a hundred of deaths are on YOUR tires!

Leland: It doesn't have to be this way.  This can be fixed.  All of this.

Acer: Oh yeah?  How?!

Leland: Same way I'm standing here today.

Acer: *Eyes widen, the he turns to the lemons* Get every dead car here in the plane.

Tubbs: What?!  You mad?!

Acer: IN THE PLANE! *Yelled in a manner uncharacteristic of Acer*

Vladimir: Alright, fine.  What harm can it do?  They're already dead!

*About eighty lemon goons, Grem, Zundapp, and Miles are loaded into Siddely, then Finn, Acer, the Lemonheads, Ivan, Mater, Holley, and Leland board the plane*

*Siddely lands at C.H.R.O.M.E. Headquarters, and the dead lemons are taken to a massive room full of tools and specialized technology.  The lemons have been blindfolded and have their blindfolds removed when they enter*

Acer: I hope this works, Finn.  Or your conscience will be pretty heavy.

Finn: I'm aware of that.  Mater, you're, by far, the best mechanic I have ever met.  We need to set to work on these cars.  See what you can do.

Acer: Start with Grem, tow truck.  And you'd better be careful.

(I wrote for Finn a few times, but tried to keep with your characterization of him.  It seems like the only character you can't write for is Zundapp, and the only character I can't write for is Mater, for obvious reasons!  Also, how long would you like to continue roleplaying?  It's up to you, I don't mind, but this seems like a climactic event.)
      

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AgentChristy In reply to MasteroftheLemons [2016-03-17 20:48:27 +0000 UTC]

*i sigh, "alight if ya think dis will help" I roll to the reviver*


Finn: I'm really sorry about all this but I can't trust Zundapp I see my grudge against him has destroyed everything *sighs sadly*


It's alight Finn ya have dealt with Zundapp fer years I am not surprised ya didn't trust him *i start repairing the injured lemons using the revivers light to help me as well*


Leland: alright luckily none of them are crushed on by the way we upgraded the reviver it should take only a few hours to revive them.


Finn: oh we did? Well that's good to hear. 


*after a few hours most of the dead lemons are revived and put in cells as Finn still doesn't trust them and thinks they'll attack but right as I'm about to revive Grem the crusher malfunctions* 


Daw! Stinking technology always dadgum breaks! *kicks reviver with my tire but it doesn't work correctly until it can be fixed*


Leland: are you kidding me mater? The reviver stopped working? Ugh! 


Finn: well it's just technology and like mater said all technology eventually breaks sadly *removing your weapons and unlike miles he checks your back door too*


Well I can't revive Grem until da reviver works! *looks at Grems dead body*


Finn: we only lost one lemon in all this id say that's a success but man Zundapp and Acer are not gonna be happy 


Leland: Zundapp only cares because Grem was the most loyal of the lemons and his top lemon, I know no one can take that place from Grem no matter how hard he tries to replace him, as for Acer yea I hear him and Grem loved each other if you know what I mean 


Finn: yea they were a couple but we can't revive Grem without the reviver, I'll tell them *drags Grems dead body away and goes to where the lemons are, "hey guys we couldn't revive Grem the crusher malfunctioned" then places Grems body against the bars* 


Acer: *sad look tears streaming down his hood,"a-at least everyone else is ok including miles.." Having a change of heart* 


Finn: I'm sorry *unlocks cells secretly, whispers, "you can leave but don't tell chrome I'm letting you this is my way of saying sorry next time I won't be so nice you were right Zundapp I admit for once I was wrong." He then looks at miles "as for you you're staying." Not letting miles out of the cell* 


Acer: *runs over to Grems body crying*


Vladimir: awww so sad *sarcastic*


Victor: Vladimir don't you care about any of us!?!


Vladimir: I only care about my men 


Victor: oy 


Tubbs: *sigh, "poor Grem" 


Jay Curby: hey Zundapp maybe we should stop being evil I mean look what it has done 


Acer: *tears in his eyes, streaming down his hood, "all being evil has done is cost many of us our lives...yes you were revived but we l-lost Grem, he was the top lemon besides you professor and he was very conflicted, we should stop being evil and find other ways to help us lemons be accepted by the world."*


Vladimir: are you kidding Acer what has gotten into you 


Acer: the death of my best friend...


*all the lemons leave but Acer stays behind not wanting to leave Grem*


Holley: *drives up and comforts Acer, "shh it's ok, charges against you have been dropped by the way but Zundapp is still wanted, do you want to join chrome?"*


Acer: yes if I can I lost Grem to evil and I'd rather save the world then destroy it 


Holley; very well follow me *takes Acer to a room and makes him a rookie spy* welcome to chrome, there's much you need to learn but you'll be a good spy and will help many maybe you can talk some sense into your fellow lemon heads and get them to betray Zundapp."*


Acer: I will *gets spy equipment, weapons from Holley and leaves secretly following the lemons, he won't betray chrome who's trying to revive Grem and fix their reviver, he thinks "you guys have nowhere to go...everywhere you're hunted why don't you just give up...." Still following* 


(Yea Finn will never trust Zundapp and yes I'd love to rp as Zundapp as he's one of my fav lemons and the cutest lemon in my opinion but you're him so can't really do that kind of like you can't really rp as mater either, and everyone besides Grem has been revived but Grem may be revived later, I actually am into very long role plays do I'll keep trying to make this as long as possible but if it does come to an end I'll be a little sad honestly because I love role playing with you so much D:, I'd say we could start another role play but that would mean I'd have to probably comment on one of your pictures to start an rp and I'm not sure you'd be ok with starting a 2nd rp, and yes Acer has turned from Zundapp and is now a spy at chrome ooooh plot twists! Climatic event those make me sad in rps because I hate when good rps end makes me sad but they all must come to an end someday sadly like I said I try to make them as long as possible though ^_^)


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MasteroftheLemons In reply to AgentChristy [2016-03-17 23:18:10 +0000 UTC]

We probably wouldn't have to start a role play somewhere else, it's fine here.  We would know it was a new one even if we did.  Would you like me to continue it from this point in the story, or start a new one?  If we started a new one, sort of from square one, then you could be Zundapp and I could be Mater, or we could have some other combination like that with any characters at all.  A new one or a continuation of this one is fine, take your pick.  Whatever you want to do next!

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