PrincessTeia [2011-04-01 01:11:06 +0000 UTC]

Hai hai hai.
I can't think of a creative way to use my time.
Amuse me. lD

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PrincessTeia [2011-03-23 01:12:18 +0000 UTC]

Once, there was a virtuous man by the name of Tsan. He was like: well I'm a lawyer and I'm paid well but hell, this is boring. Let's go kill shit.
And so, he changed his name [legally] to Blight and began his reign of carnage. Though those damn fussbudget kids were always screwing with his plans.
"Seriously, can't a guy perform human experiments and take the lives of innocent villagers in peace? Come ON!" He cried aloud in anguish one evening as he paced back and forth, prisoners reaching out at him with bony hands. Rolling his eyes, he stepped on a few of them and continued his pacing.
No matter how hard he thought, he couldn't think of anything to prevent them from pestering him. Not that he really got why. But when one of them got knocked up, he formed a plan. A devious plan.
"That gray haired one fucked the only pretty one? I'll mess with them and take the girl hostage! Ohoho!"
And so, he proceeded with his plans to take his young enemies wife shortly after that damn brat of theirs was born. Overcome with anguish over the supposed death of his beloved, the man wandered the countryside for 15 years after getting his ass owned and losing a hand trying to get revenge on that Blight arse hole [after getting so severely own't, his own wife was made to clean up the blood and saved the mans stupid arse from bleeding out. If only he had woken up sooner. FAIL!]
So what of their daughter? Well, my friend, she was left with the man's brother. That went pretty well actually. Until Blight decided he could use another bitch to clean shit up. SO, he set out in search of that daughter. And as the dew formed tiny tears on melancholy sapling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant Care Bears. Desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come. With a contented snicker, Blight stormed the place and stole that little bitch away from home.
Too bad that one brother dude that took care of her was going to go after her.
And found her.
And then found that man with the messed up hand.
And that man was like: "Damnit, I was a bad parent. C'mere child."
Then some guard of Blights decided he liked that daughter of that mans and came home with them. Oh yeah, and the lady too. She slapped that guy silly for being a bad babydaddy. But that's alright, they got it on later. Hey, 15 years apart from your lover and you'd be pretty anxious for some drum banging too.
Meanwhile Blight was enraged--just seething with pure anger and outrage and other negative feelings.
"Those darn meddling kids!" He yelled in pure and utter abhorrence of his constant losses of these seemingly unfair battles. Then, oh then, he decided he'd screw with them some more. Not for any really good reason, just to make them paranoid and stuff. This was to be accomplished by kidnapping their children repeatedly until one day, that guy and that lady grew sick of it!
"FUUUU. HUSBAND, THIS HAS TO STOP!11! OUR CHILDRENS' CHILDHOODS ARE BEING MESSED UP!"
"RIGHT YOU ARE. HEY I BET THAT WHORE THAT HANGS IN THE RED LIGHT ZONE CAN HELP US."
Thus, the couple set out to find said whore. Who, obviously, was right where that man had said she'd be. After some bribing, the bitch agreed to kill this Blight guy after playing with him a bit. Because that lady said that he was pretty damn hot [which got some sour looks from that man.] Conveniently, Blight had gotten himself quite drunk in annoyance at his latest failure so he was quite welcoming to the common-stale as she straddled herself on him and acted as whores do.
NOPE!
She said with a loud LOLing and poisoned the sucker dead!
"Too bad you're so damn fine looking...for an asshole." She purred as she left her name on a card.
Of course, our persistent friend had friend [like Agnes, Agatha, Jermaine and Jack] that could bring him back to life in a snap! Blight held onto that little card, deciding to find that bitch and make her his.
So yeah, he continued to bug that man and that woman because honestly, he was bored. It's a little-known fact, but all villains DO grow quite bored being constantly evil with purpose.
But I think it was moreso because the bastard hadn't had any--y'know--in oh, a century?
So he went and found that bitch.

And he got what he wanted. Unfortunately, this whore [well, not a whore anymore!] Had no STDs or something that made her infertile, so she ended up bearing not one but TWO little monsters [woulda been more, but that's what birth control is for!] Neither were exactly the most obedient but somewhere alongside that whore-that-wasn't-a-whore-anymore, he loved them li'l bastards. Kinda.

And now I'm tired, so I'll end my story here. But we both know there's much more to...hear.

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MisachiUchiha [2011-03-19 04:42:47 +0000 UTC]

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MisachiUchiha [2010-07-12 04:38:51 +0000 UTC]

new avatar but bad quality idk why!!!!!

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CerealKiller2000 [2009-09-12 22:37:34 +0000 UTC]

hay remember the site you got cant you read them in english 0_o

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qylie [2009-06-29 10:26:40 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the watch!

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zJoriz [2009-06-24 07:32:02 +0000 UTC]

Heya, thanks for the fave on [link]

Curious what you like about it, care to comment? ^_^

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PrincessTeia [2009-06-23 17:31:02 +0000 UTC]

Heyyy s'up 'Ran?

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MisachiUchiha [2009-04-11 22:56:10 +0000 UTC]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. runn'n out of breath

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MisachiUchiha [2009-04-07 14:39:36 +0000 UTC]

I'm bored

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sere34 [2009-04-05 07:20:07 +0000 UTC]

ohh! thanks for the fav!
*-* my english is very very bad!! haha
soy muy mala con el ingles, perdon, me gusta tu galeria, haces lindos dibujos ^^
okey, me voy, hasta la proxima! saludos!
bye!

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queenXaXbell [2009-03-10 23:43:54 +0000 UTC]

so thats the rest if the ppl u like IM F*ckinn scared halp meh

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PrincessTeia [2009-02-03 22:33:12 +0000 UTC]

LOLHAIDOYOULIEKMUDKEIPS?

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PrincessTeia [2009-01-24 01:31:05 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD, OH MY GOOOOD YOUR ONLINE!! 8D *submitting art right now*

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