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Mister-Midnight
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[2010-12-23 01:21:27 +0000 UTC]
"Oidhche-Yorath"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 262; Deviations: 54; Watchers: 5
Watching: 10; Pageviews: 5366; Comments Made: 302; Friends: 10
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: http://greenladymonster.deviantart.com/Favorite movies: Uncle Buck
Favorite TV shows: Batman: The Animated Series, Beetlejuice, Gargoyles, Seinfeld, Tales From The Crypt
Favorite bands / musical artists: Fields of the Nephilim, Sisters of Mercy, Blackmore's Night, Voltaire, Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees, and more
Favorite games: Gauntlet: Dark Legacy, Guild Wars 2, Elder Scrolls, Phantasy Star Online, Smash Bros...
Favorite gaming platform: All of them
Tools of the Trade: My hands
Other Interests: My Lady, Gaming, Fantasy in general, All things Gothic, Cooking, Music, and wonderful art!
# About me
Who am I? Why, I am none other than Mister Midnight. I am the voice whispered upon the wind. I am he who resides between stars. It is I who utters the macabre into your mind. I am not the man in black, for I am the blackness within the...oh good grief I cannot do this any further!In all seriousness, I am a strange man who loves strange things. A creepy dark thing who loves creepy dark things. I-
Goodness, I was at it again wasn't I?
Take a colony of bats, a quarter tea-spoon of Liches, a cup of Dragons, and one pound of scientific horrors. Mix them into 2 quarts of black eye-liner at boiling. Then add the tablespoon of Gothic Rock and the 1/4 teaspoon of ground poetry. Boil for what, a few minutes or so, before adding in two cups of "Bit-rot Free Cartridge Loaf Mix". Garnish with Serpentine Sprinkles and whatever morbid crap you have on hand.
Now, put it in the oven preheated to "1000 solar masses per minute" for about a minute. Maybe two if you're feeling morose. Once it's done, take it out and store it in a sublimating storage at -229 Celcius.
Embellish again with a sprinkle of Essence of Mind or Distantly Daydreaming and you're done! Your very own loaf of Dourdough Bread.
# Comments
Comments: 64
It's been a quantum coon's age since I've said anything on your quaint little profile.
So here you go. Hope this is satisfactory.
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This will certainly suffice <3
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Good, it better.
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Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffust.
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Only a month 'til you can drink, gamble and visit gentlemens' clubs. = ] ; >
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Just what are you implying here?
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Hey there! A late thanks for the favourite on Dead can dance
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my art is very grateful for the inclusion in your favourites
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My apologies for leaving no comment, I was not feeling well that day! I liked your submission quite a bit!
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....
Imma eat your tit.
Wait. You have none. You're just a floating head.
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*headspins*
WhoOoOOooooOoOooOOOoo
You could always offer me tea instead!
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Goddammit and your headspinning. o.@
That would only encourage you to do it more.
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee*pop*
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*instructs his ravens to begin mimicing this*
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...o.o
I think. My hearing. Is gone. OH GODSNODSDOJHHJKJDS. MAKE IT STOP!
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*agrees and irritably makes them stop their head-bobbing and racketing*
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See, even YOU, with your warped sensibilities and humor, hate it.
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I think you should definitely check out this artist: [link]
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Oh wow, thanks for the link! watching!
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You need a good ol' fashioned beeping.
*beeps*
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!
*gasp*
You made me spill my tea!
Luckily I happened to have a time manipulation handy was able to catch it in my cup!
I shall scribble a note to have you picked and preened by my butlers later!
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Careful there, your monocle almost fell off your face too.
I'll brace for that eventuality. When should I expect them?
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That would have been most undignified! Not to mention the resource cost of having to alter the memories of everyone present.
At the most inopportune time, as ravens are wont to do.
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*sighs* No more dropping in unannounced for those guys! My blood pressure can't take it...
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Hello my Lady Love!
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Your page is looking good so far.
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Why thank you I...No! No lick! That's a bad birdbrain!
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Oh. okay....
*lick*
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Augh! Such impropriety!
<3
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Pfft. You're just miffed that you have to fix your feathers again.
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Of course I do!
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Then go, indulge in your vanity while I waste away over here, forgotten. *dramatic fainting gesture*
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Now now Lady that does not suit you at all. How about you help me instead :wink:
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Help huh? Trying to groom those hard to reach places again?
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Its too bad you wear so many layers of clothes though. Oh well.
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How do YOU know if I am! Haha!
It's hard to tell with the patterns I have!
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Well see that's the thing; when you interact with most visual illusions enough, you're able to disbelieve them no problem.
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Is that not your favorite illusion of all though?
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Can't say I have a favorite, although it might be it.
However, I can't say I like it ALL the time. Makes for a lot of awkward situations that I'd rather not...find myself in.
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