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Muttins ♀️ [16107660] [2011-01-01 01:19:07 +0000 UTC] "I don't even know what Im d" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 2837; Deviations: 57; Watchers: 33

Watching: 176; Pageviews: 14306; Comments Made: 4054; Friends: 176

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Serj Tankian
Favorite movies: Horror
Favorite TV shows: The Daily Show
Favorite bands / musical artists: Serj Tankian
Favorite books: Holocaust Stories. (Such as Night, The Hiding Place, A Triumph of Hope, etc.)
Favorite writers: Serj Tankian
Favorite games: Left4Dead, MineCraft
Favorite gaming platform: Xbob
Tools of the Trade: My voice.
Other Interests: Music, picking my nose and wiping it on things, stars, outer space, daydreaming, sex, recreational drug use

# About me






╔═╦╗╔╦═╦═╦╗╔╗Put This on
║═╣║║║╔╣╔╣╚╝║Your Profile
║╔╣╚╝║║║║╚╗╔╝ If You Are
╚╝╚══╩╝╚╝♥╚╝Or Support Furries ...
PLEASE READ, THANK YOU. I am desperate!


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Okie dokie then, let me explain what I have on my little ol' mind here...
sex, weed, girls, Wrong list.



ALRIGHTLY! Point commissions!
Head shots(shoulders up) 5
Full body 10
Couples/more then one person. 15
(I do not mind NSFW or SFW, I go both ways. )
Fanfictions 20
Line art or Black and white 15 If I make a line art and somebody else is willing to color it, I will give that person a free head shot of an OC or another option of what they like.

OTHER OPTIONS FOR PEOPLE WITHOUT POINTS

I will draw you something if you make me a fair trade for something.
EXAMPLES:
Art trade.
Drawing me something I request (I will keep it within your limits/rules. Whether you do or don't do NSFW/SFW, just tell me in a note.)
.....I have no more ideas. If you have an idea, note me and I will finger figure out if I like or dislike.


THE BIG ONE!!!!!!!!!!
RULES OF MUTTINS

The good...
I will do OCs, Furries, non-Furries, etc.
Like I said, I do both SFW and NSFW. (Including fanfictions and drawings.)
I'll do just about anything. Make me your slut
I will write fanfics. I have a few in my gallery, take a look and if you like, give me your ideas and what you would like. One example: fav.me/d3f5x1k
If you want it black and white or line art, I'll take two points off the orignal price.  

THE BAD
(Well...not bad, just my rules and how I work.)

I will TRY to make two men if requested. The price will just double, making it 30 or if it's a full body of a male OC, or what have you, it'll be 20.
( I am horrible at drawing men, I will draw men, but they might not be as lovely as my ladies. So just a heads up. :) )
DO NOT GIVE ME A DUE DATE OF ANY KIND! I will try my best to make it within a week or 2. School has just started and I have to pick my ass up. If you want it to look nice, it might take a little longer than a day or two. Maybe 3 or 4, maybe a week, I have no idea. If you rush me, I will throw it away or raise the price of what it was by 2 . Whether you gave me points or not. I know I sound like a bitch right now, but that's just how I work.   
Hand drawn background 30 A lot of my backgrounds aren't hand-drawn, they're photoshopped. You can have photoshopped background (which won't change the price of the requested commission) a hand drawn one will cost you 30. Not plus 30 on the price, just 30 in all. Or you can have no background, which will not alter the price.


Here is my gallery for you to get a look at my art style, writing style and other things that may please you. All I want to do is please you, baby...
muttins.deviantart.com/gallery…

NOTE ME YOUR IDEAS AND WHAT YOU WANT.
Oh..ja....you know you vant me...

Okie dokie! I got out what I wanted to say and all the things you need to know or are wondering!
If you want to ask me something you can comment or leave me a note.

Depending on how well I do with this, I might start to livestream. I have no idea. But I have a Tumblr, so anybody requesting NSFW, I will post a link of my Tumblr and you may all see it.
LOOK AT IT AND IT'S NAKED SMEX BEAUTY.

Okay....so I think I got everything I needed to say...ALRIGHTLY!


So yeah....I think I am finished here.
Sorry that this is forever long people, and if you read it, THANK YOU!!!!!!!

Keep cool and DON'T YOU DARE STOP BEING AWESOME!




I bid you a good day!


I have two Tumblr accounts. One if Muttins, full of my random crazy shit, and the other is a World War II account I made.
Please feel free to take a look at both. :)
Muttins: muttins.tumblr.com/
alovingcommunist.tumblr.com/


Current Residence: In your mind...

deviantWEAR sizing preference: As long as it fits the twins. ;)

Print preference: The printer

Favourite genre of music: Something I can understand and listen to. No country, no rap. Mostly rock.

Favourite style of art: Her work is just as sexy as me. Maybe sexier.... maybe....

Operating System: Computer

MP3 player of choice: Ipod

Shell of choice: Flesh

Wallpaper of choice: Your mom's tits.

Skin of choice: Yours...

Favourite cartoon character: Ed. From Ed, Edd and Eddy. (Ed is the dumb one. Ed is the Sped. Ed.)

Personal Quote: "It's whatever"

# Comments

Comments: 1478

max15205 [2021-12-30 06:30:14 +0000 UTC]

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NekoToTora [2017-05-19 11:39:41 +0000 UTC]

Well, you haven´t been her for over a year - still: Happy Birthday ^^

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Kala-kitty-fairpaws [2014-08-03 02:10:07 +0000 UTC]

Love your work!

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Muttins In reply to Kala-kitty-fairpaws [2014-12-21 18:22:50 +0000 UTC]

Aw thank you.
I have however been extreamly inactive. My tumblr has even more art work on it if you're interested?

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hayley566 [2014-05-19 23:20:35 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday!

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2014-12-21 18:23:47 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, lovely. I haven't been on in forever. Text me some time. Or add me on tumblr. I can easily say I haven't been on da in a year lol

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hayley566 In reply to Muttins [2014-12-21 18:48:19 +0000 UTC]

OMG UR STILL ALIVE!? It's been so long!

What username do you use on tumblr? Same as on DA?

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2014-12-21 19:18:00 +0000 UTC]

cannibalistic-cutie.tumblr.com

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hayley566 In reply to Muttins [2014-12-21 19:32:24 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! I just followed you. I go by the same name I do on DA.

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2014-12-21 21:10:17 +0000 UTC]

I see this. :3

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hayley566 In reply to Muttins [2014-12-21 21:25:28 +0000 UTC]

It's so great to see that you're still alive.

btw Merry Christmas.

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2014-12-22 02:14:31 +0000 UTC]

I am still very much alive. Just not on this site.

Merry Christmas, hon. UwU

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hayley566 [2013-08-22 01:07:17 +0000 UTC]

hayley566.deviantart.com/journ…

 

YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED!!!

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2013-09-28 16:29:07 +0000 UTC]

1-I'm not really into Batman...

2-I'm lazy as fuck. =3=

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hayley566 In reply to Muttins [2013-09-28 21:11:05 +0000 UTC]

that's cool. I just couldn't find anyone else to tag.

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2013-10-01 03:08:09 +0000 UTC]

its cool, boo. i understand. u3u

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hayley566 [2013-05-26 18:29:16 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2013-05-27 00:27:15 +0000 UTC]

cats are such assholes

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hayley566 In reply to Muttins [2013-05-27 00:33:32 +0000 UTC]

My own cat was singing the song of her people just the other day...it was 5 am on a weekend.

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2013-05-27 02:10:32 +0000 UTC]

thats my cat every signal night

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hayley566 In reply to Muttins [2013-05-27 02:44:49 +0000 UTC]

wanna see something kinda freaky?

[link]

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2013-05-27 06:29:57 +0000 UTC]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS SO CUTE!!!!


I watched it a week or so ago and I just adore it. omfgggggg

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hayley566 In reply to Muttins [2013-05-27 06:35:25 +0000 UTC]

I think you may need surgery... Everyone can see your crotch unicorn.

It was cute...but the courage-sack part creeped me out a little...just how it burst open when he cut it.

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2013-05-27 16:08:20 +0000 UTC]

My crotch unicorn has evolved into a crotch Cerberus.


I thought it was all cute. The gore just makes it a little cuter.

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hayley566 [2013-05-23 03:44:25 +0000 UTC]

[link]


Growing up in Catholic school and having to go the mass every morning before class started, I totally wish Alfred was there.

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2013-05-23 20:01:00 +0000 UTC]

ahaha!

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hayley566 [2013-05-19 18:17:32 +0000 UTC]

[link]

Also....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU KAWAII MOTHER FUCKER!!!

3

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2013-05-19 20:29:24 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh,aahahah, thank you, honey!!!!

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hayley566 In reply to Muttins [2013-05-19 21:34:26 +0000 UTC]

DUDE, I TOTALLY LOVE YOU!!! >.<

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2013-05-20 02:32:50 +0000 UTC]

I love you too, man!!!

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hayley566 In reply to Muttins [2013-05-20 02:36:39 +0000 UTC]

oh, das gay.

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2013-05-20 05:33:15 +0000 UTC]

let me tell you a secret.


i am gay

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hayley566 In reply to Muttins [2013-05-20 09:58:22 +0000 UTC]

LE GASP! WHAT A SURPRIZE!!!!

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2013-05-20 14:55:36 +0000 UTC]

yeah I know!

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THX1085 [2013-05-18 19:07:23 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Muttins In reply to THX1085 [2013-05-18 19:31:56 +0000 UTC]

I love Adult Swim so much. Holy cow.

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THX1085 In reply to Muttins [2013-05-19 23:42:07 +0000 UTC]

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hayley566 [2013-05-03 01:24:03 +0000 UTC]

Wanna see some disturbing shit?

[link]

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2013-05-03 03:40:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god, it is so freaky and cute. eue

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hayley566 In reply to Muttins [2013-05-03 03:59:33 +0000 UTC]

I was a little sad when I saw the skinny snorlax and "human caterpie"-why is it called human? they are all pokemon.

and cute? well, the fact that onix made him bulbasaur a cake is kinda cute, i guess.

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2013-05-03 06:21:17 +0000 UTC]

the art style is cute.
the story is creepy.

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hayley566 In reply to Muttins [2013-05-03 10:08:29 +0000 UTC]

oh...yeah, that's true.

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HobbsEnd [2013-04-28 19:50:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav!

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Muttins In reply to HobbsEnd [2013-04-28 21:41:58 +0000 UTC]

No problem!

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hayley566 [2013-04-24 02:29:09 +0000 UTC]

[link]

can you imagine Ivan seeing this?

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2013-04-24 05:56:34 +0000 UTC]

No.
No I can't.

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hayley566 In reply to Muttins [2013-04-25 01:38:05 +0000 UTC]

I'd just see Ivan with a blank stare and saying something like: "My bosses are fucking weird."

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2013-04-25 02:15:11 +0000 UTC]

I can't see his face ever being blank.
He always has some kind of expression.
Mostly that smile.

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hayley566 In reply to Muttins [2013-04-25 03:07:42 +0000 UTC]

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Muttins In reply to hayley566 [2013-04-25 03:48:30 +0000 UTC]

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