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NapoleonBonerhard ♀️ [6193102] [2007-12-14 07:44:25 +0000 UTC] "Platinum Ice King of Russia" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 713; Deviations: 102; Watchers: 276

Watching: 46; Pageviews: 35289; Comments Made: 2370; Friends: 46

# Interests

Favorite movies: Interstella 5555, Yellow Submarine, The Pick of Destiny
Favorite bands / musical artists: The Beatles, Daft Punk, Guns N' Roses, The Rolling Stones, Voicst
Favorite games: Gitaroo Man, Team Fortress 2, Patapon, Katamari Damacy
Favorite gaming platform: PSP, PS2, PC/Mac
Other Interests: Godwin's law

# About me

WARNING: DUTCH KID

Hi guys I'm NapoleonBonerhard.

I'm a 16 year old lass (wouldn't blame you if you thought otherwise hurr hurr) living in Miami Beach, Florida. WHY IS IT SO HOT HERE

I like making inappropriate rape jokes, drawing eye-raping things, listening to ear-raping music, and I want to be a rapist doctor when I grow up.

I lust after most accents, sideburns, guitars, stubble, eyebrows, cars from the 50's thru the 80's, messy hair, moptops, hairy guys, and loud noises.

/SMOOCH



FAMOUS PEOPLE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MARRY MEET (in to particular order):

♥ Evgeni Viktorovich Plushenko (Евге́ний Ви́кторович Плю́щенко​) ♥
♥ Saul 'Slash' Hudson ♥
♥ Jack Black ♥
♥ Brendon Small ♥
♥ Paul McCartney ♥
♥ Ringo Starr ♥
♥ Yoko Ono ♥

MISC SHIT THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:

Commissions - Closed (hahaha like THAT'LL ever happen)
Requests - Closed
Art Trades - Open
Notes - Open
Club Invites - Open (PM ONLY)
MSN/Steam Contact/Friend Invites - Open

I speak English.
Ik spreek Nederlands.
Ich spreche Deutsch.
Je parle un peu Français.



Current Residence: Miami, FL (FUCK THIS SHIT)
deviantWEAR sizing preference: I'm too poor for shirts.
Print preference: Also too poor for prints.
Operating System: Mac OS X Snow Leopard
Personal Quote: "IT'S NOT RACIST IF IT'S TRUE."

# Comments

Comments: 489

plucky9 [2017-02-09 17:58:54 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday!...hope you're ok.

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plucky9 [2016-02-09 18:48:05 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday!

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Pokeninjagirl [2016-02-09 18:01:02 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!

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plucky9 [2015-02-09 13:10:55 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday!

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plastercake [2014-12-31 02:30:45 +0000 UTC]

Your art is perfect wth

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Pokeninjagirl [2014-02-10 01:15:06 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!  

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plucky9 [2014-02-03 08:02:51 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday in 6 days!

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altomelody [2014-01-05 16:24:55 +0000 UTC]

YOU HAVENT USED THIS ACCOUNT IN 3 YEARS BUT I LOVE YOU............

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altomelody [2014-01-05 16:24:13 +0000 UTC]

DO U LIKE EGGS. DO U LIKE TO EAT EGGS DO U LIKE TO EAT OUT EGGS

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altomelody [2014-01-05 16:22:51 +0000 UTC]

EVEN WHEN U WERE A GROSS WEABOO WEIRDO MY AGE UR EYEBROWS WERE STILL FINE AS HELL

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altomelody [2014-01-05 16:21:48 +0000 UTC]

HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. I THINK UR CUTE

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Pokeninjagirl [2013-02-09 18:57:53 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday!

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IxCANxHAZxCOOKIE [2012-07-09 15:50:09 +0000 UTC]

Just want to say I love your art...
And your username...

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kalamitee [2012-02-27 04:37:33 +0000 UTC]

So, I'm not going to lie to you and say that I like your name...



I love your name.

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BlankBarcode [2011-10-20 13:43:14 +0000 UTC]

For the people who are wondering where my beloved sister has went, she has gotten a Tumblr. (WARNING: Not very suitable for people )

[link]

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TyrranaxH [2011-07-31 20:08:11 +0000 UTC]

Hey~! I just wanted to say that you’re one of my many favourite Artists and that I have you featured on my page in my “Favourite” Artist Section under my ID ~ !

Please keep Up the Awesome Work~!

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Maniacalpomegranates [2011-06-20 04:00:40 +0000 UTC]

KAY SO Y U NO UPLOAD?

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BlankBarcode [2011-04-11 07:56:18 +0000 UTC]

[link]
Look at that ^

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Provass [2011-04-01 21:56:26 +0000 UTC]

Awesome nickname

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BlankBarcode [2011-03-24 06:15:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god Felix you are too awesome for words.

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Thecreepbehindyou [2011-03-17 19:26:30 +0000 UTC]

Guess wot i found....
[link]

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NapoleonBonerhard In reply to Thecreepbehindyou [2011-03-17 21:29:12 +0000 UTC]

Oh thank God.

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Thecreepbehindyou In reply to NapoleonBonerhard [2011-03-17 22:39:17 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, yeah that would have sucked!
Why didn't he end his career after The Back to the Future trilogy??!!

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AwkwardConversations [2011-03-01 23:11:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh shit, forgot to rewatch you here. Hello.

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chocolat-chan123 [2011-02-20 06:30:12 +0000 UTC]

Hey i'm allergic to awesomeness
and frankly my dear you make my allergies act up~

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Titanicfreek [2011-02-20 03:11:24 +0000 UTC]

YOU. YOUR ART. FANTASTIC. I LOVE YOUR GALLERY. I WISH THERE WAS A FAVE BUTTON FOR THE WHOLE DAMN THING!!!111!!!! <3 <3 ~~~ /stalks now~

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NerdyGirlIsNerdy [2011-02-18 21:33:49 +0000 UTC]

needs more miniskirts

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CosmoLatte [2011-02-18 02:04:55 +0000 UTC]

Have I
Told
You,
Lately...



...that I love you?

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RyceBowl [2011-02-15 08:36:24 +0000 UTC]

HALLO, FELIX.
AYE PLEHY YU LAIK VIOLEEN NAO, DA?

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Thecreepbehindyou [2011-02-10 23:15:01 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday!

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Rutares [2011-02-10 04:47:50 +0000 UTC]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♥

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weeaboo-chan [2011-02-10 04:29:22 +0000 UTC]

HEPPY BURFDAY :V

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DeckardDude [2011-02-09 23:48:31 +0000 UTC]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAPSSsss

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VeryEvilBunny [2011-02-09 22:03:05 +0000 UTC]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THERE AREN'T THOUSANDS OF 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY'S HERE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

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AquariusWolf [2011-02-09 20:11:48 +0000 UTC]

Happy b-day! Hope it's an awesome one.

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HinoNeko [2011-02-06 18:18:54 +0000 UTC]

So, yeah, 'bout to watch the everloving shit out of you, hope you don't mind.

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CatGirlPrime [2011-02-06 16:49:29 +0000 UTC]

I meandered through your gallery, and I think I managed to develop a bit of a mancrush on you in, like, three seconds.

=^..^=~

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xMetalKitty [2011-01-26 07:07:14 +0000 UTC]

At first I was like |:
But then I met the love of my life, Geert.
So now I'm like |:

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Thecreepbehindyou [2011-01-21 04:19:36 +0000 UTC]

HEY! You gotta watch this!
[link]

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pyrothefox [2011-01-14 03:15:46 +0000 UTC]

YOU

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scales [2011-01-12 11:35:05 +0000 UTC]

I found your profile 2 minutes ago and already I think you're a badass.

Ride on, you stallion you.

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NapoleonBonerhard In reply to scales [2011-01-14 16:39:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh darling, I am so flattered.
/rides on into the sunset

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Thecreepbehindyou [2011-01-10 22:24:04 +0000 UTC]

-__-....."A drawing cannot be porn".

Is that your excuse?

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RikusShadow [2011-01-09 03:59:05 +0000 UTC]

Your user name is the best thing I've ever seen ever.

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Thecreepbehindyou [2011-01-07 21:41:19 +0000 UTC]

YOU PUNCHED ME IN DA BLOODY NOSE!!!
HOW COULD YOUUUUU?!?!?!?!

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NapoleonBonerhard In reply to Thecreepbehindyou [2011-01-08 01:16:49 +0000 UTC]

DEAL WITH IT.

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Thecreepbehindyou In reply to NapoleonBonerhard [2011-01-08 01:44:08 +0000 UTC]

You got me with that one. Good job. lol

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Thecreepbehindyou [2011-01-07 21:41:15 +0000 UTC]

YOU PUNCHED ME IN DA BLOODY NOSE!!!
HOW COULD YOUUUUU?!?!?!?!

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RainWingWolf [2011-01-04 22:25:02 +0000 UTC]

You are an amazing old chap.

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IrishBostonianMofo [2010-12-30 04:13:04 +0000 UTC]

UM YEAH, LEMME JUST SAY RIGHT NOW YOU'RE MY FUCKIN HERO
NOW THAT /THAT'S/ OUT OF THE WAY
MAKE LOVE TO ME

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