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Neji-Hyuga7
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[2008-10-08 21:23:02 +0000 UTC]
"bite me"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 60; Deviations: 41; Watchers: 11
Watching: 28; Pageviews: 7087; Comments Made: 2210; Friends: 28
# Interests
Favorite movies: Avengers, sherlock holmes, you know good moviesFavorite TV shows: Mythbusters
Favorite bands / musical artists: House of heroes
Favorite games: diablo 2 lord of destruction
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Tools of the Trade: creative cloud, maya, pencil
Other Interests: DOTA
# About me
Current Residence: ohioFavourite genre of music: alternative
Favourite style of art: it depends on my mood
Operating System: windows 7 x64
MP3 player of choice: nokia lumia 5, its what I got
Skin of choice: mine, it fits
Favourite cartoon character: Goku
Personal Quote: POP CULTURE REFERENCE!
# Comments
Comments: 387
Zizi I have a picture I want to make a demotivational out of, but I don't know how. wanna help?
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I just wanted to say "YOOOOUUU!" long and evil-like.
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Oiiii? Nejiii? You alive? Or did your sister kill you with a baton?
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lol almost i found an old lightsaber and fender her off tyler was on diablo today and told me u thought i was dead i fogot about the baton after i won
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Good. For a second I though I had lost you to the evils of little sisters and batons.
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lol shes not evil at all its all the baton it is pure evil and preppy
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it's ok i've done it before
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yep and now agen out of boredom i have sent u more chuck norris stuff
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holy fuck ive done this for 18 minuts now...
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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chuck norris can hit you so hard he can alter you dna years form now your desandents will occasanly clutch their heads and yell what the hell was that?
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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ozzy rides a crazy train chuck norris a crazy comet
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre
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he wouldnt need a chainsaw
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LOLZ who said he was the one usin the chainsaw
they fought bak...and it failed...miserably
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Before sliced bread, people used to say Thats the greatest thing since Chuck Norris. But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.
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the best thing since sliced bread? in a couple thousand years all we've manged to acomplish is sliced bread? what about the pyrimads? the great wall? i mean sliced bread? you have a loaf of bread ya got a knife slice your fuckin bread!
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considering how patheitc it is i havent stopped think about the pepul that make these...
Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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ice isnt cold water its water scared stiff by chuck norris
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A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there
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Wow im special...
Chuck Norris LET Bruce Lee win...Later, Bruce Lee got Cocky and suffered a roundhouse kick to the face, it is no mystery how bruce lee died.
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there are no weapons of mass destruction in iran. chuck norris lives in texas
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe
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OMG IM STILL DOIN THIS...
there is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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chuck norris counted to infintey. twice.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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wow even i think this is redonculous...
In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a floatation device.
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chuck norris doesnt read books he stars them donw untill he gives them the information he wants
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds, He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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every night before he goes to sleep the boggie man checks his closet for chuck norris
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear
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