NotLongAtAll In reply to PrincessofAshes [2011-06-04 10:05:39 +0000 UTC]

But you love me sooo much Bella!

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PrincessofAshes In reply to NotLongAtAll [2011-06-06 08:44:55 +0000 UTC]

...That is NOT my name.
(and if you even think about replying with aline from that damn song I will kill you Albus.)

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NotLongAtAll In reply to PrincessofAshes [2011-06-06 11:10:54 +0000 UTC]

Now, why on earth would I do that Madam Lestrange?

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PrincessofAshes In reply to NotLongAtAll [2011-06-06 11:14:11 +0000 UTC]

I don't know, why would you?
Maybe you are just too nice for your own good, and even though I am so obviously evil, you think it is in actuallity a cover, and I am a fragile and kind little misunerstood soul underneth all that muggle-killing I do.
Or you're stupid and never learn your lesson. Take your pick.

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NotLongAtAll In reply to PrincessofAshes [2011-06-06 14:14:38 +0000 UTC]

I think it's the first one. Or I could have cast a spell on you to make you evil so I know for certain that you are in fact a wonderful human being under all of the evil-death-eaterness.

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PrincessofAshes In reply to NotLongAtAll [2011-06-06 14:28:29 +0000 UTC]

I am more tempted by the 2nd option.
And that is just a lie, isn't it Albus? I mean, that would be dishonest and unlawful, not to mention very, very dumb. Why would you want to make somone evil? Particularly as evil as me? Why not just let me be good and use my amazing skills to help you kill the Dark Lord?

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NotLongAtAll In reply to PrincessofAshes [2011-06-06 14:33:02 +0000 UTC]

How do you know it's a lie? I might have made you evil because it amused me to see you burning people's houses down. And you couldn't have helped bring down Tom, only Harry could do that.
P.S. Woodchucks are well known for chucking wood. (Guess who's with me)

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PrincessofAshes In reply to NotLongAtAll [2011-06-06 14:38:15 +0000 UTC]

I am well aware for the use of woodchucks, Albus. I once engaged a rival in a heated debate about that very topic.
And why the hell would someone as 'nice' as you get joy from seeing houses being burnt down? MAybe you are actually the really evil peson, you sadist.
And yes, only Harry could kill Tom, but there was this little thnig you made called the Order of the Phoenix, which was just a tiny bit useful, if I am not mistaken?

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NotLongAtAll In reply to PrincessofAshes [2011-06-06 14:42:09 +0000 UTC]

It was fun watching you jump up and down outside Hagrid's house. And maybe I am evil occasionally, I can't be perfect all the time.
Yes there was the Order, but who would have trusted you? I know Snape hated you and no one else would have trusted a Black from Slytherin.

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PrincessofAshes In reply to NotLongAtAll [2011-06-06 19:03:47 +0000 UTC]

You can't be evil, you're you! YOU'RE SECRETLY MORE EVIL THAN THE DARK lORD!
Well, a load of people didn't like Snape, if you had let me in they would have trusted you. They always do. Which is why you are so good at being evil.

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NotLongAtAll In reply to PrincessofAshes [2011-06-07 09:01:31 +0000 UTC]

So, someone has finally worked it out! It has been fun playing the nice old wise man but I do prefer being my normal evil self.
People probably would have suspected my evilness if I let you join though. I was protecting my secret plan to take over the world by not letting you in.

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PrincessofAshes In reply to NotLongAtAll [2011-06-07 11:26:33 +0000 UTC]

See, beacuse I am so suspicious I would have thought you less evil had you let me join. But it doesn't matter, as you are evil, just as I suspected. And no-one will ever know. How, if you have so much fun being evil, could you stand being so nice to the very people you so despise? You are the most evil person there has ever lived. At least the Dark Lord didn't try to hide his evilness. And let me guess, at Hogwarts you tricked the sorting hat to put you in Gryffindor and not Syltherin? Just like you told us, that would make you the Ultimate Slytherin.

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NotLongAtAll In reply to PrincessofAshes [2011-06-08 18:32:34 +0000 UTC]

I can stand it because it's fun to watch them all running around doing what I tell them thinking I'm on their side. Me? A slytherin? How did you work it out?

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PrincessofAshes In reply to NotLongAtAll [2011-06-09 16:09:17 +0000 UTC]

Well, you know, I am an evil genius, so I know an evil genius when I see one. As they say, 'takes one to know one.'
Hmmm...I still think you would have gotten bored of being so good all the time a long while ago. You must have the patience of a bloody scare crow or somthing.

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