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NumptyMcPillock
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[2011-03-07 19:37:39 +0000 UTC]
"sarcastic & grumpy"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 4747; Deviations: 2952; Watchers: 631
Watching: 591; Pageviews: 63892; Comments Made: 6887; Friends: 591
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: ConstableFavorite movies: Either OLDBOY or KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE
Favorite bands / musical artists: Heretics & Lovers, Karma To Burn, Lawnmower Deth, Gin Wigmore, Joanna Wang, Yerba Bueno
Favorite writers: Klaus Kinski
Favorite games: Playing silly buggers
Favorite gaming platform: Haven't got platforms...used to have beetle crushers years ago mind!
Tools of the Trade: Mk 1 eyeball (x2) , hands, feet, brushes, paints, pencils, pens, cameras, etc...sometimes sponges!
Other Interests: Writing, drawing, reading, films, photography
# About me
Tell you about myself?...Uhhh, I'm me?I'm easily bored so i try to keep my hands busy by being creative, such as designing t-shirts, hand painting t-shirts by brush, baking experimental alcoholic cakes, designing tattoos, and general doodling & pottering about with scribbly type things.
Also, i do a bit of togging. If you have a butchers you'll see various gubbins ranging from skyscapes to alarm bells that look like boobs, and self pix of me as captain spaulding all the way to female art nude.
Well they do say that variety is the spice of life! :D
Oh, and if i don't reply to every single comment or fave, or i fave without commenting, it's nothing personal. Just too damn busy faffing about with the gubbins above or checking out your own profile! :D
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Remember that I own the copyright to everything in my gallery & folders, (I either hand-drew, hand-painted, built, or photographed everything here so YOU DO NOT have either the copyright or my permission to use them as stock or to modify them!...So go create your own fucking work!...It's more fun!
Current Residence: Chav central (Gloucestershire)
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Anything that hides my gut
Print preference: Leopard
Favourite genre of music: Metal, funk, folksy, motown
Favourite photographer: Anyone who takes pix of naked women...lucky sods! ...Update...Now i am one of the lucky sods! :D
Favourite style of art: I like what i like regardless of style or format
Operating System: Brain...though due to it being so old it's got a kickstart rather than electronic ignition.
MP3 player of choice: One that works
Shell of choice: Turtle
Wallpaper of choice: Lucy Liu naked
Skin of choice: Soft like satin
Favourite cartoon character: Sousuke Sagara. Revy. Muttley. Stimpy. Stewie. Major Kusanagi.
Personal Quote: Politics & religion...Hand in glove or bullet in gun?
# Comments
Comments: 775
Belated "cheers"
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Do not worry! Have a great week!
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Congratulations for the good showing in the PurplePort selfie Competition! Great entry!
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Cheers.
Was actually a popular one for me. Normally i get ignored like the rest of my port
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Many happy returns. Enjoy it to the fullest! Β Β Β
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Belated "cheers" old bean. Didn't realise i hadn't been on here for so long
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Don't worry. Cheers!
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Cheers old bean. hope you had a good 'un.
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Happy birthday ! I hope this one is one of your best !
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I had chocolate & wine, so i survived it
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Great ! I might try that also !
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Welcome to Dreddheads , Citizen. 
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No worries. 'Tis a fun picture
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No worries
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Thank you so much for the artwork you did of me as "Nyasia kitty". Its looks really good! 
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No worries m'dear. T'was fun to do
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Good to hear.
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I hope you are surviving the wicked weather !
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Looking a tad chilly your side of the water.
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Tis a winter from my youth, not like those of the recent decades.
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Just about old bean. Sounds like the wind's trying to rip the roof off. Hopefully it'll still be there tomorrow!
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Hopefully !
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No probs m'dear
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Cheers old bean
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Will be when i crack the cider open
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