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OhgodMelanie
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[2017-04-06 20:51:24 +0000 UTC]
"worst artist award goes to me"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1709; Deviations: 30; Watchers: 14
Watching: 72; Pageviews: 4912; Comments Made: 403; Friends: 72
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: o gee i dunnoFavorite movies: Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit (dats my fandom yo)
Favorite TV shows: Stranger Things, Orange is the New Black
Favorite bands / musical artists: Coldplay, Green Day, Marina and the Diamonds, liN-MANUEL MIRANDA
Favorite books: Look at the movies and take a wild guess
Favorite writers: Oh there's no way it could be Tolkien or anything--
Favorite games: Basically any Lara Croft game, Life is Strange, Battlefield
Favorite gaming platform: Ask a mother who her favorite child is
Other Interests: Piano, anything musical tbh, writing, dying, fangirling, being lazy, sleeping. also hamilton and heathers but---
# About me
fricc hiI'm JoAnn and I do finger guns when I'm nervous
//finger guns
okay so
I draw,, and write,,, and stuff,,,,,,,,
and I'm usually super awkward so keep that in mind
i also have an addiction to lord of the rings and hamilton and heathers but shhhh no-one needs to know that
# Comments
Comments: 50
you don't need to thank you for the llamas/favorites/watches
i gotchu
you deserve them
no need to thank me
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Guess who cut their hair and regained an old crush on a gay spider? I T S Β M EΒ
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OMG WOW GOOD JOB
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YEAHP
obviously you know who the gay spider is that's angel dust but
hereS MY NEW HAIRCUT!!
sta.sh/06lbfe4yiok
sta.sh/024s386tsw5n
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I know,and I won't say thank you because I already know I deserve them for all of my beautiful, perfect, masterpieces. Of course this is not true for you or anybody else. Everything on your page is garbage and you should be grateful for pages like mine, which are the reason Deviant Art is so popular. People like you who do nothing but spew out crap are just wasting the storage on their servers.
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oh many thanks for pointing out the awful but true facts - not opinions - facts on the deviantart hierarchy. Of course the most brilliant artists who spends hours upon days upon weeks working on their art projects are trumped by the masterpieces created by the one and only Orange-Saladβ’
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Everything thing you just said is completely correct. I am the best of the best. You are not, and I apologize for your insignificance compared to the great, beautiful, amazing Orange-Salad.
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I do not ask you to apologize for my petty inconvenience, but rather, allow me to bathe in your own brilliance that is not relatively close to that of narcissism, o great artist one
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GUESSS WHAT
I HAVE SKYPEE BACK
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SJGVFAHSFGVSHAVHJav i NEED TO REDOWNLOAD IT
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oh hey i've been wanting to ask you this but,,,
have you heard of hamilton? it's my new obsession (after tolkien but still--)
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heard of it? pffff I've listed to the soundtrack 5 times in a row
haven't watched the actual thing,,, but it seems pretty cool
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aw yeES
MOST OF MY FRIENDS EITHER HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT OR HATE IT (how tf can you hate it??? tho???)
thank you---
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YEET I know how could you even dislike it
Also I just moved to a new house so I'm not gonna have internet for like 1 1/2 weeks ;-;
Just a heads up that I'm not dead
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welp i have wifi again!!!
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so u like my newest cringy ship??
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I really like this ship for some reason????? Like I never thought I'd ship Sherlock with anyone other than John but???
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It's me
(aka Skylar-B-Multifandom )
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oh i thought it was mario
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yep, I'm totally mario
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Just... click this link.
fav.me/dbhwczy
Oh god what have I done
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you've done goOD OMFG I'M SQUEALING
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saME THO >///<
Oh god he's hotttt
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LIKE, CAN HE PLS FUCK ME RN???
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okay buddy time to back it down a little
but same tho
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HOWDOESANORPHANBASTARDSONOFAWHOREBECOMEASCOTSMANDROPPEDINTHEMIDDLEOFAFORGETTENCARRIBEANBYPROVODIENCEANDSCHOLARGROWUPTOBEAHEROANDASCHOLARASTHFRHJGFSKFHshgfhrtgshdhsjdhjsndjsfhngsATOASTTOTHEGROOMTHEBRIDEANDMYSISTERWHOLLALWAYSBEBYYOURSIDE
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UNIONNNNNNUNRION RECOLUTIONANDTGEHOPE THAT U WILL PROVIDEEEEEE PROVIDE PROVIDEEE MAY UOU voicecrackmALWAAYSSSSSS BE SATISSSFEEDDDDDDDDDDREWINDDDDDΒ
REWIND
REWIND
HELPLESSSSCHUYLERRRRRR
RREWIND
HELPFLESSSS
REWIND REWINDREWIND I REMEMBER THAT NIGHT I JUST MIBHT **next keveo gen stuff++ REMEMBER THAT NIGHT REMEMBEE THAT-
*rapping* I REMEMBERTHATNUGHRINUST MIGHT RGERET THAT NIGHT FOR THE REST OF MYDAYSSS LADIES SOILDERIE BOIS TRIPPIN IVERTHEMSEKVES TO WIN OUR PRAISEEEBJT AKEXANDERRR ILL NEVER FORGET THE FIRST TIME I SAW UR FECES
I HAVE NEVER BEEN THE SAME, INTELLIGENT EYES N A HUNGER PAIN GRAME GRAME SO WHEN I SAID LMAO HI I FORGOT MY DANGG NAME SEY MY HEATT A FLAME EVERY PART OF AGAME THIS IS NOR GAME YOU STROKE ME JAS WOMEN NEVER SATISFIEDI DONR KNOW WHAT U MEAN U FORGET URSELF??? mO UR LIE ME, NEVR SATISFED, is dat roge??? I HAS NEVR NEEN SATISFEDDD- 
hEeeeeee*voice crack*lplesssssss
AN I KNOWWWWWWWWW SHE IS
help*voice crack*lessssss
AND HER EYES R JUS
helpppp*voice crack*lesss
THEN I REALIZE ELIZA RLLY LOGES HIM TOO FRICK-
wher the hec r u taking me xd- bout to ChanGggge UUr lIfeee- ok
Anumber oNE
my life
eliAbeth schuyler, ur hor nice to meet u
schuyelrr???
me sisyer
NUMBER YWO
he a gold digger??
thx for ur sevrice
haha i guess this is what i get after risking myself to die
ill let yall makeout
NUMBER YHREE
eliza is precious, end of story.
but when i FANATSIZW AT NIGHT OF ALEXANDERSS EYES I ROMANTICEEE IF I DID NOT LET ELIZA HAVE HIM OH WELL AT LEAST MY PRECIOUS SISTEE IS HIS WIFEE AWW
"angelo r u ok u have been standong there for-"
A TOAST TO THE GRROM
TO THE BRIDEEE
FROM UR SISTERREHH
ALWAYS BY UR SIDEEE
TO UR HOT UNIONNNN
N THE HOPE THAT U WILLL PROVUDEEE MAY U ALWAYSSSS BE SATISSSFIEDDDDDDD
N I KNOOOO SHE WILL B HAPPY AS HIS BRIDEEEEE BUR I WILL NEVER BE SATISIFED UGH FML WHY
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