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Onions4Knights
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[2016-02-02 20:43:32 +0000 UTC]
"Bit Into a Nyquil"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 965; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 28
Watching: 46; Pageviews: 10521; Comments Made: 3806; Friends: 46
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: NCHProductionsFavorite movies: Eraserhead, Erock Buys Corn Nuts. Niel Breen shit
Favorite TV shows: The Nutshack
Favorite bands / musical artists: Streetlight Manifesto, Potshot, World Inferno Friendship Society. Jeff Rosenstock
Favorite games: Earth Defense Force, Final Fantasy, Monster Hunter
Tools of the Trade: Sony Vegas and Photoshops
Other Interests: Getting bit by animals
# About me
Hey, it's me! I'm a winner!# Comments
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I like your content.
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Selima stalks the unknowing hojo. She slowly inches her way closer before finally tackling him to the ground. “HOJO!” She yells happily”I’ve missed you so much!” She yells giving him a squish. She pulls out some mistletoe and hangs it over her head with a giggle,”Guess what I brought.” She says with a wink before giving him a bunch of smooches everywhere.
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Hojo was busy playing with a fidget cube. He especially loved the little joystick knob. "3 o'clock, 7 o'clock" he'd whisper and turn his thumb to the direction. "SelimAH!?" He turns around just in time to be pounced by a squishy ball of woman. "Mistletoe? Mmmm..." He grabs her cheeks and forces a nice, long French kiss on her.
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Selima giggled and happily kissed him back. When they were done she gave him some smaller kisses around his face. She finally sat up,but on him, and stuffed the mistletoe back in her pocket. “So whatcha up to hmmm?” She giggled,”playing with something?” She joked a bit giving him a wink.
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Hojo bites his lip, a little distracted by her weight pressing down on his lap. "It's Ju-just a little distraction." He answers. "God, why do you have to wink so much!?"
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Selina giggled,” Oh I seeee.” She said and leaned in closer to him,” I wink because I can, and you act like you don’t like it.” She gave him a kiss on his forehead before sitting back .” Soo wanna go do something?? Like going ice skating I mean.” She said with a giggle.
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Hojo grabs Selima by the eye stalk and wiggles it. "You just want to use it as an excuse to hold my hand!" He accuses. "Oh well, sure! It'll gimme a good excuse to try out my new skates!"
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Selima giggled and blushed slightly,”Mayyybeeee. But only I really know my intentions so that’s for me to know,” she replied cheerfully.” Yay!! This is gunna be fun!!” She said hugging him,” Let’s get ready!!”
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Hojo climbs back up to his feet. "Okay. Meet me at the ice skating rink iiiiinnn..." He checks his phone. "One hour. I need to get my skates and I'm also wearing the same underwear from yesterday!"
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Selina finally got off of him and stood up. So he could get back on his feet. She giggled,” Okayyyy!! Haha maybe I should start coming over each night to make sure you stay clean.” She giggled and winked at him,” See ya~” she walked off so she could get ready herself.
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Hojo shakes his head. "Your slime would clog the drain, then I'd have to get the pipe cleaners out!" He explains before walking off.
About an hour later Hojo is back in a heavy jacket and a beanie. On his feet were FUCKING LASER SKATES!
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Selima giggled as she walked away hearing what he had to say. He knew it would be fun. Though she didn’t have time to think about such things. She finally got home and searched for her skates. She finally found them then got dressed. She wore a white ugly Christmas sweater, with green pants and her white skates. She looked at the time,” Oh I gotta go!” She headed out the door.She made it just on time ,”Oh you look nice! “She called out as she walked up to hojo.
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Hojo started circling around her on his laser skates. They reeked of burnt metal. "That sweater looks ugly! I can't wait to tear it off you!" He teases.
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Selima giggled,”Oh hobo that’s why they’re called ugly Christmas sweaters, and anyways you’ll just have to wait.” She said the last part teasingly. She grabbed his hand,” anyways you have to wait till we are Inside it would be far too cold for me to be shirtless right now”
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Hojo tugs on her arm. "My name isn't Hobo" He disables the lasers on his shoes and leads her into the rink.
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Selima rolled her eyes,”I know your name dummy hobo just slipped out...” she said with a slight huff. She then smiled with a slight giggle,”this is nice!”
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Hojo reactivates his laser skates. "These go pretty fast." He warns. "Zero friction!"
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Sorry I took so long! I suck!))
Selima held on to Hojo tightly,” Hojo don’t let me fall!! “ she wined,” I’m not ready to hit the ice...” she said the last part softly
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((You just want that Hojo booty!))
Hojo flicks his toes a few times and the lasers begin to die down, causing them to go much slower. He pulls her a little closer. "How has your slime not frozen yet?"
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((. And you just want slimy thighs or rather what’s between them ///shot///)))
Selima smiles happily knowing they weren’t going to go too quick. “Hmm my slime?” She asks looking around at herself.” Well cause my clothes are warm... I actually should be sleeping for the winter heh. But I didn’t want you to spend this winter without me , so I got heaters and set them on low so it wouldn’t get too hot but just right.” She replied giving him a hug.
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(That’s true...)
Hojo hugs her back tightly, taking advantage on how squishy her body was. “Hibernation is for creatures that lack food in the winter. You could also go through brumation which is lethargy for the sake of conserving energy.” He flashes her a grin. “Aka sit in your pajamas and watch TV all day.”
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Selima giggled,”Hmm yes I love that especially in the winter when it’s too cold. But for you it’s okay.” She chirped.
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((We can move to Discord if you want. My name is Onion#1811))
“You’re too sweet.” Hojo coos and spins her around on the ice. He holds her tight so she wouldn’t fall over.
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Ahhh, I remembered this time! Happy happy birthday dude!
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Yoooooouuuuu'rrrre weeeeeeeellllcooooommmmes!
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Nice! whatchu wanna do?
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Anything is fine with me
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hmmmmm how about something romantic? Andrea has something plaaanned ^^
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Sure! Go ahead and write a starter!
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You're welcome! XD
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AGHSKJKHDJKDKKD WHAT?...Q Q WHAT?...Dude...Thank you...♥
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Welcome to the Big Kid's table : P
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; v ; Yee Doggy, Feels good to have Core again. No more annoying Adblock Warning and...POLLS. ; w ;
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