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Oskjerta
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[2009-04-15 04:46:20 +0000 UTC]
"Oskar"
(Australia)
# Statistics
Favourites: 422; Deviations: 16; Watchers: 3
Watching: 42; Pageviews: 3926; Comments Made: 90; Friends: 42
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: FleskhjertaFavorite movies: Transformers
Favorite bands / musical artists: Scatman
Favorite writers: ???
Favorite games: Super Mario 64
Favorite gaming platform: Xbox 360
Tools of the Trade: I DON'T GAMBLE!! Oresle you want my rock, $50 if you want it!
Other Interests: I'm Thinking...
# About me
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PLEASE GO TO MY CHATROOM chat.deviantart.com/chat/Oskje…
Flesk Rules!!!!!!!!
These are the top 25 most stupidest things to do
1. Jumping on a trampoline so high you go into space, while you go down it's very fast and your hair, clothing catches on fire because of entering the atmosphere, not that bad, except that there are jumbo jets near and the people are laughing and taking pictures of you naked, you see a swimming pool, the bad thing it's a paddle pool, less than 15 cm deep, no choice but to commit suicide, dead.
2.Traveling back in time and accidentely squishing your grandmother, when she's just a liitle girl, which means she would've never been able to grow up, your mother or father depending on which grandmother you just killed could have never been born which means you never could've been born!
3.Pressing little buttons that say "do not press this button or-else the whole world will explode!!
4.running around the house naked.
5.running around the house with very slippery socks and your mum is cleaning the floor with a mop.
6.Making stupid gifs involving killing the president
7.making stupid gifs involving an aboriginal on drugs
8.picking your nose with a pair of scissors when in a car driving through a very bumby road.
9.Asking your sister to throw you a pair of scissors.
10. flicking Giant rubberbands at your friends and they are very angry and start flick even bigger rubberbands at you.
11. Running around a busy six-lane road without looking because you won $100,000,000 and get hit by a cop because he thinks your stupid.
12. Flicking rubberbands at your sis and she picks out an atomic bomb from her pocket.
13. flicking rubberbands at your sis and she gets a knife.
14. parents that go crazy and chase you around the house with matches in your hands.
15.sticking a scissor in your eye and run through a busy six-lane road without looking and you get hit by mutant killer scissors because they think you took their brother.
16.Putting alive black widow spiders in your pants.
17 Getting hit by falling coconuts and
getting hit by falling sharks.
18.Being expelled because you put an atomic bomb in the toilets and flushed it down and it went through the pipes and you flooded the school.
19.Pissing in someone's mailbox.
20.Doing a 100 m die into a paddle pool less than 15 cm deep.
21.Drinking to much beer at a pub and you go out in the middle of night, putting mouse traps all over the house floors and when you wake up and walk you jump so high you hit the plaster on the ceiling.
22.Having sex with an old lady
23. Jumping so high on a trampoline without looking you don't realise your gonna land on your neihgbour's fences, landing on your balls.
24.stay awake all night waiting for a tooth fairy and she doesn't come and instead of not getting money from your tooth you actually loose $800 form your credit card.
25. Eating metal and bakugan together and when the bakugan pops up from the metal you jump so high your like 500 m of the ground, luckily there is a trampoline but your friends are moving it near somewhere more convinient and you get serious injuries.
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Here is some items on my wish list: Rare Japanese d26 Thruster Transformers Beast Wars 2, Beast wars Transmetal megatron,Beast wars Tigerhawk, Beast wars Cheetor And Transmetal Cheetor, Transmetal 2 Dinobot repaint, Nerf-N-strike EBF-25 Blaster, Beast wars Transmetal 2 Megatron, Golden G1 Fortress Maximus, a Skateboard, $300, to be more Famous.
Current Residence: Finn and AU
deviantWEAR sizing preference: ??
Print preference: WTF?
Favourite genre of music: Scatman
Favourite photographer: ????
Favourite style of art: Gifs, comedy, comics
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: ????
Shell of choice: WTF?????
Wallpaper of choice: ??
Skin of choice: WTF?
Favourite cartoon character: Mario or Optimus prime
Personal Quote: Piss me of and I'll brake my foot on your ass!
# Comments
Comments: 56
For no Retarded reason, Maybe I like to make friends.
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Hey, I wasn't getting snippy, I just like to know what it is people watch me for. I have no problems with you watching just to make friends.
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Thank you so much for viewing my work!
Have a beautiful day!
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I find your Profile Icon Inapropriate
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Sweet, thanks for all the favs and the watch as well!
I'll watch you as well!
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Welcome to deviantART and thank you for the 
Only 2 weeks until
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Thank you for adding "Jazz Motivator" as a favorite!
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Buddy this is a site for your own work, you can´t post drawings or animations you didn´t.
Ask the permission of original artists firs.
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This isnt a site for images you like, its for your own work.
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Spiderman, Spiderman, under that mask he's asian and tan
He will swing, on a thread, through my window and into my bed
Hey hey! Here cums the Spidermaaaaan
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FAQ #157: Can I use things created by other people in my submissions?
You might want to use Photobucket for uploading random things you found on the Internet instead of deviantART. That's not what this site is for.
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