MaxBaladi In reply to PH0B0PH1L1A [2022-04-20 22:37:40 +0000 UTC]

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PhobiaofLove In reply to PH0B0PH1L1A [2019-03-26 12:08:18 +0000 UTC]

Hey my prince. <3 Guess what?

 

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CrystaIlize In reply to PH0B0PH1L1A [2019-03-15 12:47:40 +0000 UTC]

my son got measles. mixing him up an herbal tea! vaccines couldnt do this could they? xx 

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PH0B0PH1L1A In reply to CrystaIlize [2019-03-15 21:40:07 +0000 UTC]

who let you into my house

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churchtrauma In reply to PH0B0PH1L1A [2019-01-14 15:47:07 +0000 UTC]

To this day that part still twists my gonads in the wrong direction. I always thought Turkish Delights were like a really good dessert or something. I mean look at that kid's face when he gets the fucking things. He’s in bliss. He eats the things like they’re a gift from gods asshole. Then he proceeds to blow the whole show out of the water. Ratting out his crew and even exposes himself to a stranger for the dam things. I never knew what they were or what they looked like but from that day on it was life’s purpose to try one.

Then one day I walked into the corner store and as I was paying for a chocolate bar something caught my eye. There they were. Turkish fucking Delights wrapped up like a candy bar. All this time and they were so close to me. I immediately swapped them out with the register and went on my way. I was so excited. The anticipation had been mounting for more than months now. At last I was going to taste this golden treat. I pictured Edmund savoring those treats as I opened the package. Disappointment. That was the first feeling I remember having after removing a powdered white square gummy out of the packaging. I pictured stupid Edmund’s face one last time eating these dumb Turkish Delights. Almost as if I was praying to him that they would taste better than they looked. I put one in my mouth and chewed. It was tough. And the fruitiness of it was almost stale or watered down tasting. An immediate letdown. 1.25$ kid me will never get back. Dam you Edmund.

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Balimbang In reply to churchtrauma [2019-02-17 09:22:46 +0000 UTC]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat no turkish delight is life >: (

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PH0B0PH1L1A In reply to churchtrauma [2019-01-15 05:22:19 +0000 UTC]

tag urself im edmund lol XD

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churchtrauma In reply to PH0B0PH1L1A [2018-12-25 08:58:21 +0000 UTC]

.. owo mwah. I got my penis pierced last night because there's a rumor going around you're into that stuff. xoxoxo. 

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PH0B0PH1L1A In reply to churchtrauma [2018-12-25 09:03:17 +0000 UTC]

you're a faggot. put your pants on.

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