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Palmlock
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[2013-04-16 00:36:32 +0000 UTC]
"rose quartz"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1264; Deviations: 481; Watchers: 197
Watching: 290; Pageviews: 21225; Comments Made: 1605; Friends: 290
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Tasteslikeanya!Favorite movies: pmmm 3
Favorite TV shows: Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, How to Get Away With Murder
Favorite bands / musical artists: WOODKID, Florence & the Machine
Favorite books: Apocalypse books
Favorite writers: Susan F Pfeffer
Favorite games: Animal Crossing, Pokemon, Minecraft, etc
Favorite gaming platform: 3DS or PC
Other Interests: Animation
# Comments
Comments: 466
The goddamn Apple Store is so fucking trendy these motherfuckers donβt even use cash registers anymore. Like holy shit why would I ever want to wait in line to pay for my immensely overpriced lightning bolt-to-usb cable, when I can wander around aimlessly looking for the one bearded top knot in the grey shirt who happens to have a card reader attached to his free iPhone 6? Literally fucking walked up a dude and was like βYo whereβs the till?β And guy looks at me straight in the fucking face and says, βOh well, there should be one or two people walking around on either side of the store who can process your payment.β ALL OF YOU DRESS EXACTLY THE SAME! Am I supposed to accost every single goddamn one of you until I finally find the one goddamn fucking anthropomorphisized Mac Computer who is willing to let me pay for this shit? And when I finally find the dude and let him tap his shit against the box that Iβm trying to purchase, of course he gives me the smuggest fucking smile Iβve ever seen on a human face and asks, βWould you like to use Apple Pay?β Like GOOD LORD can we please just take a step outside of your mΓΆbius fucking circle jerk and let me hand you fifteen pounds in cash? Cash money? Real fucking physical fucking tender? No itβs okay, I donβt need a fucking receipt. What, you mean youβre going to print me a real receipt? A physical receipt that I can carry in my pocket? Youβre not gonna beam it to my fucking wrist? Youβre not going to send it via dropbox to an undisclosed fucking IP Address where I have to complete a CAPTCHA and accept your terms and conditions for the one millionth time in order to check that, yes, I did just spend Β£20 pounds and 45 minutes on a thin wire made of plastic and metal thatβs gonna break in a month anyway? I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PLANET ANYMORE
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Heya Thanks for Subscribing to my channel, TheMango Kitty~
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AT LEAST TAKE ME OUT 2 DINNER FIRSTΒ
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okay and tHEN WIFE
omg that reminded me of this one time when i jerk in the hallway yelled at my friend for bumbing into him and he said "fuck off" and she just kinda looked at him and said "at least take me out to dinner first?" and I laughed
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