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ParamountYak
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[2016-01-03 06:57:18 +0000 UTC]
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 23; Deviations: 22; Watchers: 18
Watching: 12; Pageviews: 3122; Comments Made: 33; Friends: 12
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Wally WoodFavorite movies: Most of the Godzilla Franchise, Inframan, Matinee, Arthur, the Pink Panther, Pan's Labyrinth, The Pawnbroker, Dr. Mabuse The Gambler, M
Favorite TV shows: Elementary, Star Trek TNG, UFO, The X Files, Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons, Rick and Morty
Favorite bands / musical artists: Dead Kennedys, The Clash, The Ramones, Dropkick Murphys, Street Dogs, Pete Seeger, Woody Guthrie, Stan Rogers
Favorite books: Watership Down, Huck Finn, The Hitchhiker's Trilogy, How I made 100 movies in Hollywood and Never Lost a Dime
Favorite writers: Mark Twain
Favorite games: Final Fantasy VI, Final Fantasy IX, Trauma Center, Persona 4, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Overwatch
Favorite gaming platform: SNES PS4, PC
# About me
Greetings and Salutations fromParamount Yak, the Bisexual Bovine!In my daily life I was a freelance writing, ghostwriting smut for other people to sell and profit off of on the kindle market. And seeing just how much others were making I figured "I deserve some of that smut money!" So with my entrepreneurial spirit, my love for all things furry, and aTom Lehrer-like love for smut, I've started writing for myself for fun and an occasional bit of profit.
So, Paramount Yak? Well, yes, I'm not just a smut writer, I studied film for many years. I work in film. Smut alone doesn't pay the bills after all. But yes, I worked at Paramount for a year as an intern, and was surprised to see signs all around the lot for a lost Yak. Thus Paramount Yak was born, and it's far better than that lame Bull fursona I had years ago.
I live in Milwaukee with my not so furry partner, in a loving Triad with them and my very furry partner, and enjoying life the best I can. People have accused me of being a social justice warrior, but I am in fact a social justice gentleman thief, determined to steal the hearts and minds of all regardless of race, gender identity, or sexual orientation! My writing is generally meant to be inclusive and sex positive, though I'm not above making a few mistakes now and then.
# Comments
Comments: 5
Uhhmmm, well, I was going to say something silly, but I forgot what it was. Anyways, do you like role playing, or would you be interested in one? Or we could just talk a bit.
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I do from time to time, yes.
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Sorry for the big long thing lol. Would you like to role play a bit?
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