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PheonixReaper
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[2010-08-10 16:57:27 +0000 UTC]
"~everything~you~know~is~a~lie~"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 236; Deviations: 2; Watchers: 2
Watching: 2; Pageviews: 2628; Comments Made: 434; Friends: 2
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: MehFavorite movies: Pirates of the Carribean (all of 'em)
Favorite bands / musical artists: BREAKING BENJAMIN FTW
Favorite writers: Edgar Allen Poe (The Raven!)
Favorite games: See how many hours it takes to read that 754 page book.
Favorite gaming platform: Lolwut?
Tools of the Trade: Chair, computer, diet coke.
Other Interests: Reading. Mainly fantasy with humor.
# About me
WOO~Wazzup?
So... yah. Damn, I'm just gonna make a list, 'k?
Name: It has an 'e' in it.
Age: I've been around for two millenia, two centuries, and three decades. Make of that what you will~
Hair/Eye Colour: Brown-with-some-light-brown-and-some-dark-brown-and-some-black-and-some-grey/blue-and-sometimes-grey-and-sometimes-green-and-sometimes-two-of-the-three-and-sometimes-all-three~
Height: Heh, 5ft 7in. I wanna be TALLER. Like, so tall that I could pick up the London Eye and use it as a discus. It's be AWESOME. 'Specially if it had people in it~
Nationality: Half English, half Irish, 100% AWESOME.
Where I live: Two streets away from the library, two streets away from the bus stop, two streets away from the Chippy, two streets away from basically everything. INCLUDING YOU. O.O
Sex: No thanks.
Ok then, Gender: Guess~
So, what else? I'm good at English, I like reading, I'm good at Maths, I like diet coke, I'm good at Business Studies, I'm asexual, I'm good at Science, I have profiles on Gaia, Fanfiction.net, MSN, TV Tropes, and some other things... Nyeeeeeeeeeeeh. Oh, and I LOVE anime/manga, especially Hetalia and YGOTAS. Yah.
... v.v What have I done with my life? I could do better, better than that, I'm a fraud~ (I also like music. If you know what song that's from, you get cyber cookies~)
Current Residence: Sol3
deviantWEAR sizing preference: That one right there.
Print preference: Lolwut?
Favourite genre of music: Rock~
Favourite photographer: Idk
Favourite style of art: Traditional art
Operating System: ... Death.
MP3 player of choice: ... Death.
Shell of choice: Conch.
Wallpaper of choice: I prefer paint.
Skin of choice: That's RACIST!
Favourite cartoon character: ... does anime count?
Personal Quote: Dream life? Dream on.
# Comments
Comments: 120
I can tell by the way you just talked to yourself for 11 minutes. And are still talking to yourself as we speak, actually.
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Wow, mind-screw. ENTERTAIN MEH, PHEASANT.
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Pheasant? All right, did you know that John Steinbeck was a Marxist?
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Oh good Lord. All right, have you heard of the book 'Of Mice and Men'?
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Have you heard of Karl Marx?
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... The Soviet Union?
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Oh, like Sovie' Russia, yeah?
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Yes, Soviet Russia was a member state of the USSR. Well, the author of 'Of Mice and Men' subscribed to a very similar political philosophy as the various leaders of the Soviet Union. Understand?
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Yah, lef' wing rocks, dude. DOWN WITH THE MAN!!!
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Thank you for the excessive use of capitals and exclamation marks, that was very needed. And the left wing really just advocates equality, not anarchy.
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Bu'... I's lef'. Like lef' hand, y'know?
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I take it you're referring to left hand religions? Left hand religions and left wing politics are largely unrelated; left wing authoritarians are actually against all religions.
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STOP USIN' LON' WORDS. An' ok. I ge' i'. Bu' THIS AIN' OVA.
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I never had reason to suspect otherwise, dear. But not today.
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Careful, your East Midlands is showing.
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AGH! (hides) ... wait, where?
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I meant... your dialect...
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Ooooh. I totes knew that.
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'Totes'? What the hell is wrong with you?!? *slap* Pull yourself together!
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Idk! I' jus' happ'n'! Aw ve 't's aw goin' from ve en's of my wor's, an' ve 'd's aw disappearin', 'elp!
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Right, right, stay calm. Repeat after me: 'How now brown cow?'.
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Oh come on. Put on your American accent.
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Bu' i' makes me feew di'iy...
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Do it, or I'm withholding the umbrella. For two weeks.
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Nnh. Well how ya doin', ya'll?
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... Close enough. And stop talking to me.
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Ya'll started it. Dawg.
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We both started it. You by posting, me by humouring you. Now leave.
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Ya'll spelt 'humorin' wrong.
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Right. Shuttin' my trap.
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WHA'S HANGIN', BLED?
INNI', BRUV.
Dude, I'm SUCH a rebel.
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-Imma rebel-
... What's the name of that whale unicorn thing that causes a commotion 'cuz it's so awesome?
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