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# Statistics
Favourites: 651; Deviations: 17; Watchers: 14
Watching: 58; Pageviews: 4432; Comments Made: 135; Friends: 58
# Social Links
instagram.com/pirocake# About me
about Vnintendo64.carrd.co/
# Comments
Comments: 55
uglymilf [2020-05-07 21:19:34 +0000 UTC]
he's washing the cum and shit stains off your page. Please and thank you!
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uglymilf [2020-05-07 21:14:13 +0000 UTC]
Look at him. I dare you to look at him. Just look at him. I implore you to allow your nasty, crust filled eyes to gaze upon the actual embodiment of perfection. He's everything you aren't. Everything your parents so desperately waited nine months for but instead, they got you. So... why don't you look at him for me? Yes, be the good little submissive fleshbag that you are and bow down to his holiness who without a doubt is far more superior than you.
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uglymilf [2020-05-07 20:50:31 +0000 UTC]
this man is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met. DO NOT TRUST HIM. He is a fugly slut,
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uglymilf [2020-05-07 20:49:31 +0000 UTC]
day 195 of asking claus to let me indulge in his big phat juicy bussy
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uglymilf In reply to Pirocake [2020-05-11 01:14:31 +0000 UTC]
i wouldn't have to if you just let me manhandle those big succulent slippery folds 3
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Pirocake In reply to uglymilf [2019-12-14 07:01:10 +0000 UTC]
you are so fucking disgusting, are you aware?
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uglymilf [2019-10-22 20:42:19 +0000 UTC]
one piece of art please. and make it snappy. *spits on you and kicks you to the ground* WELL?! i'm waiting.
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Pirocake In reply to uglymilf [2019-10-30 10:58:21 +0000 UTC]
i dont have legs why are oyu doing this to me;;;;e;
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uglymilf [2019-08-06 08:40:58 +0000 UTC]
LANKY! BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY KONGVERSE! (clicks delete!) LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%................................ HE! It is impossible to delete our friendship.You mean so much to me. Post this to 1O lanky kong's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you has no style you has no grace
Lot's of Lov
Lanky.
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burgerslut [2018-08-15 21:41:58 +0000 UTC]
IF U WUZ KILLED TOMORROW, I WULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ******** DAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHA WE DIE TOGETHA
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
C how many times you get this, if you get at least 10 your A TRUE HOMIE
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TheItalianStrawberry [2018-02-08 04:24:52 +0000 UTC]
¿Qué carajo acabas de mierda dices de mí, pequeña perra? Voy a tener que sabes que me gradué parte superior de mi clase en los Navy Seals, y he estado involucrado en numerosas incursiones secretas sobre Al-Qaeda, y tengo más de 300 muertes confirmadas. Estoy capacitado en la guerra gorila y yo soy el francotirador superior en todas las fuerzas armadas de Estados Unidos. No eres nada para mí, pero sólo otro objetivo. Yo limpiaré usted a la mierda con la precisión de la talla de la que nunca se ha visto antes en esta tierra, recuerda mis palabras malditas. ¿Crees que puedes salir a decir que una mierda para mí a través de Internet? Piense otra vez, hijo de puta. En estos momentos me pongo en contacto con mi red secreta de espías en los EE.UU. y su IP está siendo rastreado en este momento para prepararse mejor para la tormenta, gusano. La tormenta que arrasa con lo poco patético que llamas tu vida. Estás muerto, hijo. Puedo estar en cualquier parte, en cualquier momento, y te puedo matar en más de siete mil maneras, y eso es justo con mis propias manos. No sólo soy ampliamente entrenado en combate sin armas, pero no tengo acceso a todo el arsenal de la Marina de los Estados Unidos y lo voy a utilizar en toda su extensión para limpiar el culo miserables de la faz del continente, pedazo de mierda. Si sólo te podías saber qué castigo impío su pequeño comentario "inteligente" estaba a punto de hacer caer sobre ti, tal vez le haya poseído su maldita lengua. Pero no podía, no lo hiciste, y ahora está pagando el precio, Maldito idiota. Cagaré furia sobre ti y te ahogaré en ella. Estás muerto, chico.
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uglymilf In reply to Pirocake [2018-01-26 09:45:31 +0000 UTC]
dancing on my fucking grave i cannot believe this
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TTAlwins [2017-12-25 05:08:55 +0000 UTC]
Hello there!
Thanks so much for dropping that watch I seriously appreciate the support so much
Hope to be seeing you around!
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uglymilf [2017-12-21 07:53:34 +0000 UTC]
if u think about it we all evolved from nut and thats kinda gay?? :/ miss me with that gay shit
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burgerslut [2017-09-23 21:55:32 +0000 UTC]
One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha
I will drive past your house
And if the lights are all down
I'll see who's around
One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'll getcha, I'll getcha
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha
And if the lights are all out
I'll follow your bus downtown
See who's hanging out
One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip, a slip of the lip or another
I'm gonna lose ya, I'm gonna trick ya, I'll trick ya
One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna trick ya trick ya trick ya trick ya
One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip
I'll walk down the mall
Stand over by the wall
Where I can see it all
Find out who ya call
Lead you to the supermarket checkout
Some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd
One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
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Pirocake In reply to burgerslut [2017-09-24 12:11:15 +0000 UTC]
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uglymilf [2017-09-21 21:04:57 +0000 UTC]
sometimes i feel like i'm married to a child!
you gotta watch who your calling a child lois. because if i'm a child you know what that makes you? a pedophile. and i'll be damned if i stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
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Pirocake In reply to uglymilf [2017-09-24 12:11:57 +0000 UTC]
EJEJJAJEHHJAJAHdefbf v
oh peeta
loist
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burgerslut [2017-09-15 02:02:50 +0000 UTC]
hahaja you look like dobby
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J21Ec2…
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burgerslut [2017-08-12 18:51:40 +0000 UTC]
i love you Alex and i can’t wait until the day i die. when i can finally be with you. when im awarded in heaven with the love of my life. to finally be able to touch you with my own hands, run my hair through your soft hair and touch your muscles, put on your dope shirt and call myself Ms. Limon and have you roll over on your back and make gentle but firm love to me. I have your name tattooed on my chest and I give my body to you as your temple. i am yours and you are mine and it is written in the stars in blood., I love you Alex i love you and when we die our corpses will be buried together until we intertwine and our ribcages become locked together and a bed of flowers grows from the fecund earth where our love will linger forevermore
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