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Pokeninja ♂️ [2379501] [2006-03-12 01:22:58 +0000 UTC] "brain puddin'" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 662; Deviations: 32; Watchers: 21

Watching: 26; Pageviews: 13444; Comments Made: 396; Friends: 26

# Interests

Favorite movies: not Pluto Nash
Favorite bands / musical artists: Black eyed peas
Favorite writers: David pelzer
Favorite games: FF4
Favorite gaming platform: WIIIIIIIIIIIII
Tools of the Trade: A BIG BOOT and a pokeball
Other Interests: pokemon and ninja's... and zombie sasquatches, and pirates.

# About me

Current Residence: Stuck in a pokeball, damn pikachu wouldn't get in, so I tried to show him how it works.... damn
Favourite genre of music: pop, and rap.
Operating System: my brain 2.0
MP3 player of choice: RCA
Shell of choice: Squirtle
Skin of choice: lemme check.... DARK!
Favourite cartoon character: Pikachu and Naruto.. But not ROCK LEE!
Personal Quote: *wink* (start happy background music)

# Comments

Comments: 180

bandittriggerhappy [2013-06-04 18:45:39 +0000 UTC]

Supposedly the phone will ring after you read this
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And nobody will be there....

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zephy0 [2012-11-06 17:48:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh... my god o.o Your icon!! And your devious info! *falls on floor laughing*

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Leafeonpikachu [2011-06-03 19:56:15 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, but this chain letter is for real.
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!


The Lovers of the Heart


In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.


Article 1:

Statement of Love:
The Kiss


1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck
I want you

4.Kiss on the lips
I love you

5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing

6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away


7. Look in your eyes
kiss me

8.Playing with your hair

I can't live without you

9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go


Article 2:
The Three Steps


1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare.

Article 3:
The Commandments


1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

* Remember *

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!

Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:

1. They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while

8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think
she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13. The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later....

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'

18.
Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt. (even though
we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say 'I miss you'

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,
hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within
the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

*

This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter.....................................

In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people.
It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them.
Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour..
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'

NO JOKE!!!!!


NOW

THE CONSEQUENCES


The consequences are:

If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck in future
relationships. If you don't
break the chain, then you will be a
happy camper!!!

CoNgRatULaTioNs!!

You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on the Internet!
Once you read, this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within
the hour)
be sent to
25
people After
you send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE

YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND
IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS
CONTINUED UNTIL
THE YEAR 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS!

PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!

*WARNING*


IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:

NOTE*

THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO
THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.

IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)

YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE

FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE.
GOOD LUCK

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saphire861 In reply to Leafeonpikachu [2013-01-19 15:44:26 +0000 UTC]

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Pokeninja [2010-05-26 02:24:49 +0000 UTC]

Ok what?(ghetto black woman voice)

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plmethvin [2010-05-17 20:52:51 +0000 UTC]

You think your life is hard?

Well, FUCK YOU. It has nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass
out of the house before I hit thirteen, and I never even met my dad. My only
friend till I was ten was the kool-aid prick next store who was always beating
the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit. Its not even like I had
a choice. During my entire adolescence, I was moving around from place to
place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.

You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or
something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get
laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger
chick. She was flat as a pancake, sure, but damn, she was a total nymph.
She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in
hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT
seem to avoid. You know, those absolutely sickening couples, like they wear
matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were total
creepers. They also had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they
were. I swear, this thing would never shut the fuck up.

Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with
other kids my age, even adults from time to time.

The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon
master.

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BomKosh In reply to plmethvin [2010-07-29 16:14:26 +0000 UTC]

Cool story bro.

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plmethvin In reply to BomKosh [2010-07-29 17:40:30 +0000 UTC]

thx

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MasterofRaviel [2010-05-16 01:30:55 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the

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Aisuuu-nya [2010-05-08 04:38:30 +0000 UTC]

*spots the rare and illusive pikaman*

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EpicSpaz [2010-02-27 07:03:19 +0000 UTC]

Dude, your icon made my day. It's funny as hell. xD

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Pokeninja In reply to EpicSpaz [2010-02-28 23:15:57 +0000 UTC]

thanx

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skull-star [2010-02-16 18:39:28 +0000 UTC]

i your icon, its funnnnnnnny

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Pokeninja In reply to skull-star [2010-02-17 01:13:11 +0000 UTC]

ty

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skull-star In reply to Pokeninja [2010-02-17 01:46:53 +0000 UTC]

what?

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Pokeninja In reply to skull-star [2010-02-18 01:12:33 +0000 UTC]

thank you

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skull-star In reply to Pokeninja [2010-02-18 01:15:49 +0000 UTC]

oh... np

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OneEyedMe [2010-01-18 04:21:43 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav!

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chicken-stalker [2009-12-21 23:43:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave. ^^

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Happyjoy [2009-09-04 22:42:40 +0000 UTC]

your avi is creepy : |

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Calliethecat In reply to Happyjoy [2009-10-02 03:43:42 +0000 UTC]

im gonna have nightmares from yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Happyjoy In reply to Calliethecat [2009-10-02 05:38:02 +0000 UTC]

yay!

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Calliethecat In reply to Happyjoy [2009-10-02 15:42:00 +0000 UTC]

what is it anyway?

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Happyjoy In reply to Calliethecat [2009-10-02 23:48:31 +0000 UTC]

my inner demon, or something.

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Calliethecat In reply to Happyjoy [2009-10-05 00:02:27 +0000 UTC]

ok . . . . . . . . .

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Happyjoy In reply to Calliethecat [2009-10-05 00:22:10 +0000 UTC]

fear me!

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Calliethecat In reply to Happyjoy [2009-10-05 00:23:53 +0000 UTC]

no

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Happyjoy In reply to Calliethecat [2009-10-05 00:39:31 +0000 UTC]

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coffey25 In reply to Happyjoy [2010-01-26 00:23:22 +0000 UTC]

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heduardo95 [2009-08-24 22:43:07 +0000 UTC]

thnx 4 tha watch! : D!

haha , you webcam are funny XD!

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Pokeninja In reply to heduardo95 [2009-08-25 01:07:21 +0000 UTC]

THanks

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Frog-of-Rock [2009-08-16 21:25:55 +0000 UTC]

hi!

thank you very much for faving my work! I'm glad you like my art

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Pokeninja In reply to Frog-of-Rock [2009-08-16 23:21:48 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah its awesome keep on making more of those gym leader chibis I love those

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Frog-of-Rock In reply to Pokeninja [2009-08-17 11:18:59 +0000 UTC]

thanks again, I'll do my best

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SarAndHerNoodles [2009-08-09 00:24:11 +0000 UTC]

T-t-that icon.

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Pokeninja In reply to SarAndHerNoodles [2009-08-09 11:07:57 +0000 UTC]

yeah my friend made it 4 me

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SarAndHerNoodles In reply to Pokeninja [2009-08-09 17:33:27 +0000 UTC]

You win.

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SpiritWarriors [2009-08-01 06:55:24 +0000 UTC]

Hi, nice gallery.
I hope you check out my manga series sometime, I think you'll enjoy it.

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Pokeninja In reply to SpiritWarriors [2009-08-01 20:16:33 +0000 UTC]

yeah sure

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SpiritWarriors In reply to Pokeninja [2009-08-01 21:03:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, want to trade watch for watch?

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Pokeninja In reply to SpiritWarriors [2009-08-01 22:01:11 +0000 UTC]

yeah

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SpiritWarriors In reply to Pokeninja [2009-08-01 22:24:49 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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PeaceMaker94 [2009-07-23 17:21:51 +0000 UTC]

thanks for faving
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Xelig00n [2009-07-20 21:20:54 +0000 UTC]

HEY
THANKS FOR THE FAVE

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Pokeninja In reply to Xelig00n [2009-07-20 21:29:23 +0000 UTC]

no problem it was a funny flash

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Xelig00n In reply to Pokeninja [2009-07-20 21:33:28 +0000 UTC]

>flash


GIF, but thanks anyway ^^
sort of a big deal, i suck really bad @ flash

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Pokeninja In reply to Xelig00n [2009-07-20 21:41:09 +0000 UTC]

O sorry my bad i get those mixed up all the time

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Dasura [2009-07-13 19:07:29 +0000 UTC]

PIKAMAN!

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WWAJfan [2009-07-02 19:28:04 +0000 UTC]

Yo, are you HallibelFTW, from the Bleach forums?

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Pokeninja In reply to WWAJfan [2009-07-02 19:39:50 +0000 UTC]

Yeah

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