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PraiseTheBean ♂️ [38132526] [2016-01-11 08:54:10 +0000 UTC] "You're going to have a bean time" (Afghanistan)

# Statistics

Favourites: 29; Deviations: 5; Watchers: 5

Watching: 3; Pageviews: 2391; Comments Made: 122; Friends: 3

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Mister Bean
Favorite movies: Mister Bean
Favorite TV shows: Mister Bean
Favorite bands / musical artists: Mister Bean
Favorite books: Mister Bean
Favorite writers: Mister Bean
Favorite games: Mister Bean
Favorite gaming platform: PS4
Tools of the Trade: Mister Bean
Other Interests: Mister Bean

# About me

I am here to spread the word of our merciful God: The Bean Lord.

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# Comments

Comments: 39

PuffGPX [2018-05-29 05:11:48 +0000 UTC]

uh?

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Fairiez4berriez [2018-05-21 06:37:30 +0000 UTC]

OMG I FOUNDS YOU

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if9uf39hf39h93ty4748 [2018-03-25 21:05:23 +0000 UTC]

i know that you are not active anymore but happy birthday bean!

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if9uf39hf39h93ty4748 [2016-03-27 04:13:33 +0000 UTC]

Sorry I'm late. I wished you a happy birthday.

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XxSlimeballs4lifexX [2016-03-25 17:12:21 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday!

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KingOfToons3 [2016-02-28 16:15:24 +0000 UTC]

the bean lord has been memed kingoftoons3.deviantart.com/ar…

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if9uf39hf39h93ty4748 [2016-02-20 15:03:07 +0000 UTC]

BREAKING NEWS! I have a friend called Ima-Blue-Baby. He is a new friend of mine. He is a Binding Of Isaac fan. He told me to tell you about him for some reason but I don't know why. So let's all be nice to him because he is new. plz?

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PraiseTheBean In reply to if9uf39hf39h93ty4748 [2016-03-02 11:09:33 +0000 UTC]

Okay.

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LeafyTart [2016-02-10 09:15:43 +0000 UTC]

Hi. I'm sorry, but I have some issues with your existence that I would just like to express. Firstly, your views on bean pleasure. I, myself a qualified bean, have a deep dislike of being farted on, even if it is by our lord, the bean. I suggest you change these asspects of your art so that they more realistically portray a bean as the dignified, intelligent being it is. Maybe change these disgusting scenes into bean bonding with Bean, a truly beautiful experience and one that I am sure all beans can identify as pleasurable. Secondly, the digesting profanities used in your work. In the image 'Bean Boy's Revenge,' a certain word meaning 'to have sexual intercourse' is used in large print on the image itself. A bean, being the beautiful and pure organism that it is, would never utter such vile phrases, even under the face of extreme pain. Thirdly, the visual depiction of your so-called 'beans.' Having observed beans as a career, I would note that your 'beans' are hideous in comparison to the stunning realistic bean. I suggest shading should be used in order for the crevices and lumps of the bean to truly shine. The face is also an issue to me. Your eyes are hardly defined, appearing as simple black dots on the poorly textured surface of the skin, and absolutely no attempt at drawing a beans full, luscious lips. This issue should be rectified immediately, and I suggest redrawing your gallery to truly reflect the nature of the bean. Fourthly, the disgusting violence used in your last deviation, 'Best Pals.' A true bean would never brandish a gun and turn against any species in conflict and intention of causing harm. No bean is that foolish, to deprive Earth of the nutrients necessary for its survival. Not even including the incredibly inaccurate depiction of a bean as a humanoid figure, who, I may add, prefers to shuffle on its stomach as opposed to standing on its feet. And lastly, the introduction of the bean to the Object Show Community. You seem to be attempting to lower the name of bean to the absolute lowest of scum, instead of the glorious community that is Beanism. The bean is not simply an object, it is a being of beauty and dignification, and should never be pushed into the category in which so many hideous creations stand. In conclusion, I suggest that you cease all activity, delete all your content, remove your name from the Internet and practise your repulsive warped beliefs privately. We as a community cannot have representatives that are the scum that you are. So please, I pray that you take due action, you filthy revolting hideous slithering disgusting piece of Bean-slandering scum. Thank you for reading.

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PraiseTheBean In reply to LeafyTart [2016-02-10 09:20:11 +0000 UTC]

Max, why would you do this?

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LeafyTart In reply to PraiseTheBean [2016-02-10 09:27:34 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry, who? I don't see anyone called Max, only the Bean entering through my window and readying himself for our bonding. And as to why, it is simple. I have views that I would like to express and try to convince you to remove yourself from this community in favour of something more wholesome.

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LoveTheDerpy33 [2016-02-10 06:47:37 +0000 UTC]

heil mr bean

our beany lord and savior

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PraiseTheBean In reply to LoveTheDerpy33 [2016-02-10 09:20:26 +0000 UTC]

Join.

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if9uf39hf39h93ty4748 [2016-01-31 03:58:04 +0000 UTC]

You are mr bean right?

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PraiseTheBean In reply to if9uf39hf39h93ty4748 [2016-01-31 08:02:04 +0000 UTC]

No. I just worship him.

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if9uf39hf39h93ty4748 In reply to PraiseTheBean [2016-01-31 08:31:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh kk.

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randomperson5674 [2016-01-27 05:19:46 +0000 UTC]

hi beanlord. there's something wrong with you. please quit this bullying business. thanks. coughsASSHOLEcoughs, waste your life doing something useful. DISHONOUR! DISHONOUR ON YOUR FAMILY, DISHONOUR ON YOU, DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW-

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TheSadThing321 [2016-01-24 17:41:15 +0000 UTC]

Assipo?

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LennyNoLennie In reply to TheSadThing321 [2016-02-09 23:58:15 +0000 UTC]

nah

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PraiseTheBean In reply to TheSadThing321 [2016-01-25 02:10:14 +0000 UTC]

Asspio? Who's he? Is he gay?

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TheSadThing321 In reply to PraiseTheBean [2016-01-25 09:19:08 +0000 UTC]

loud

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PraiseTheBean In reply to TheSadThing321 [2016-01-25 20:28:35 +0000 UTC]

Why do you think I'm somebody else. I'm Akbar Smith.

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TheSadThing321 In reply to PraiseTheBean [2016-01-25 20:30:42 +0000 UTC]

please this is getting annoying af i'm feeling pretty stupid that i can't figure out who this is, THERE ARE 2 MANY OBJECT TROLLS!! just say who you are plz

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Apple-Chevon In reply to TheSadThing321 [2016-01-29 13:21:20 +0000 UTC]

No, it's me, obviously.

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TheSadThing321 In reply to Apple-Chevon [2016-01-29 13:22:24 +0000 UTC]

oh

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Apple-Chevon In reply to TheSadThing321 [2016-01-29 13:28:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm kidding, it's not me. :L

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TheSadThing321 In reply to Apple-Chevon [2016-01-29 13:40:59 +0000 UTC]

whatever i really don't care anymore :/

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PraiseTheBean In reply to TheSadThing321 [2016-01-25 20:48:20 +0000 UTC]

?Β 

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TheSadThing321 In reply to PraiseTheBean [2016-01-25 21:23:12 +0000 UTC]

?????????????????????????????????

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TheSadThing321 [2016-01-23 06:33:41 +0000 UTC]

hiii post it note

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PraiseTheBean In reply to TheSadThing321 [2016-01-23 20:48:49 +0000 UTC]

Who is post it note? He sounds gay.

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if9uf39hf39h93ty4748 [2016-01-16 19:35:27 +0000 UTC]

Would you be okay with me joining your CultOfBean group?

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PraiseTheBean In reply to if9uf39hf39h93ty4748 [2016-01-23 05:38:13 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

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if9uf39hf39h93ty4748 In reply to PraiseTheBean [2016-01-23 16:35:54 +0000 UTC]

Yay!

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Apple-Chevon [2016-01-13 09:53:43 +0000 UTC]

I love you uwu

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PraiseTheBean In reply to Apple-Chevon [2016-01-13 10:49:40 +0000 UTC]

But do you love Bean Lord?

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Apple-Chevon In reply to PraiseTheBean [2016-01-13 10:55:02 +0000 UTC]

Yes.


But I love DJ Khaled more sorry.

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Loud-cakes [2016-01-13 08:05:20 +0000 UTC]

Cahmeleon1 Β screwed Craixen, so now he has CrAIDS! Now he will act like Craixen and hateΒ Loud-cakes . There is no cure. There is no hope. Send this to 5 people to decrease your chance of catching CrAIDS.

please feature my comment uwu

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PraiseTheBean In reply to Loud-cakes [2016-01-13 09:46:25 +0000 UTC]

He deserves to rot in hell. He's a bastard faggot who hates Bean Lord!

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