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Pretend-bf ♂️ [23570606] [2012-09-22 16:20:57 +0000 UTC] (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 6; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 7

Watching: 9; Pageviews: 2950; Comments Made: 443; Friends: 9

# About me

Hello. This account is a new service for any girls who feel under appreciated and unloved. I am a person who you can always talk to and will always love you and care about you. Like a real boyfriend would. If you want to intake in my services, note me.
There are a few levels
1. Hugging
2. Hugging and nuzzling
3. Hugging and nuzzling and kissing on the cheek
4. Hugging and nuzzling and kissing on the cheek and snuggling
5. Hugging and nuzzling and kissing on the cheek and snuggling and kissing on the lips
6. Everything before and anything somewhat sexual.
You are able to change the level that you want at anytime.
(Note: This is 100% free of charge)
(Note: Your personal life is private. Anyone who partakes of this service will have their identity protected. No one who uses this service will have to worry about me saying that they are a client so they may not be humiliated.)

# Comments

Comments: 431

KawaiiO12 [2012-11-09 00:43:02 +0000 UTC]

omg I was right, is

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annieIeonhardt In reply to KawaiiO12 [2012-11-16 20:12:40 +0000 UTC]

Actually it's ~awesomekid855

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annieIeonhardt [2012-11-05 01:46:11 +0000 UTC]

omg ur mi bf now, lets hav meak out :

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Pretend-bf In reply to annieIeonhardt [2013-02-03 23:53:39 +0000 UTC]

I would, but I know you're just trying to be mean to me.

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annieIeonhardt In reply to Pretend-bf [2013-02-04 02:00:53 +0000 UTC]

Did I say that? :U

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Pretend-bf In reply to annieIeonhardt [2013-02-04 05:43:20 +0000 UTC]

I would actually LOVE to have u as a client, but I feel you aren't being serious with me. Please forgive me. It's just that I've hurt you so much that I figured you hate me. :c

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annieIeonhardt In reply to Pretend-bf [2013-02-06 01:19:08 +0000 UTC]

No offense but I'd rather have a real lover. I'm straight as a circle! Apologize after at least 10 times? No way.

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Pretend-bf In reply to annieIeonhardt [2013-02-04 05:40:02 +0000 UTC]

I just figured you were because I thought u hated me.

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annieIeonhardt In reply to Pretend-bf [2013-02-06 01:18:09 +0000 UTC]

Could "u" use English please.

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Ninjagirly [2012-10-23 20:27:49 +0000 UTC]

1. Hugging
2. Hugging and nuzzling
3. Hugging and nuzzling and kissing on the cheek
4. Hugging and nuzzling and kissing on the cheek and snuggling
5. Hugging and nuzzling and kissing on the cheek and snuggling and kissing on the lips
6. Everything before and anything somewhat sexual.
Wtf
Okay, just have to say, that having a boyfriend is NOT all about those things.
A girl or a boy needs their boyfriend to listen to them, to care for them and to love them. They're willing to do anything and everything for their girlfriend/significant other.

This account is just.. Urg.

I'm sure you had good intentions, but dude, this is not the way to go about helping people.

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ILoveBrowniesForLife In reply to Ninjagirly [2013-02-03 23:55:21 +0000 UTC]

Sad sad boy. They can burn.

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Ninjagirly In reply to ILoveBrowniesForLife [2013-02-04 02:47:42 +0000 UTC]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Pretend-bf In reply to Ninjagirly [2013-02-04 11:58:01 +0000 UTC]

She hates me.

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Ninjagirly In reply to Pretend-bf [2013-02-04 18:17:12 +0000 UTC]

Well, it says she's been banned, so I don't think you'll be having her around anymore

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Pretend-bf In reply to Ninjagirly [2013-03-28 09:02:54 +0000 UTC]

Huh?

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Ninjagirly In reply to Pretend-bf [2013-03-28 19:43:42 +0000 UTC]

!ILoveBrowniesForLife has been banned. Either that or she deactivated her account.

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Pretend-bf In reply to Ninjagirly [2013-03-30 10:04:18 +0000 UTC]

I know

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Pretend-bf In reply to Ninjagirly [2013-02-04 11:57:47 +0000 UTC]

She's talking about me. She wants me to burn.

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Ninjagirly In reply to Pretend-bf [2013-02-04 18:16:55 +0000 UTC]

Well, that's WAY too harsh. :U I mean, I can get why she's upset but that's going way too far.

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Pretend-bf In reply to Ninjagirly [2013-03-28 09:08:22 +0000 UTC]

I would deserve it.

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Ninjagirly In reply to Pretend-bf [2013-03-28 19:43:41 +0000 UTC]

Why?

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Pretend-bf In reply to Ninjagirly [2013-03-30 10:05:01 +0000 UTC]

There's things about me that you don't know. My bacstory. My history.

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Ninjagirly In reply to Pretend-bf [2013-03-30 22:24:31 +0000 UTC]

Everyone has some part of their history they're not proud of. The past shouldn't matter. All that should matter is whether or not you're gonna improve and do better in your future.

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Pretend-bf In reply to Ninjagirly [2013-04-10 07:28:47 +0000 UTC]

I doubt I will

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Ninjagirly In reply to Pretend-bf [2013-04-10 18:47:18 +0000 UTC]

Well, hey, you never know, right?

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gdpr-16864305 In reply to Ninjagirly [2012-10-24 21:09:30 +0000 UTC]

You have a good point there, I don't find these useful...it's like a strip club!

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Ninjagirly In reply to gdpr-16864305 [2012-10-24 22:33:33 +0000 UTC]

I'd say it's more like the guy's being a gigolo.

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gdpr-16864305 In reply to Ninjagirly [2012-10-24 22:37:23 +0000 UTC]

more like a manwhore?

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Ninjagirly In reply to gdpr-16864305 [2012-10-25 00:47:36 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that too.

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gdpr-16864305 In reply to Ninjagirly [2012-10-25 00:57:39 +0000 UTC]

true c:

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Ninjagirly In reply to gdpr-16864305 [2012-10-25 00:59:43 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. XD

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gdpr-16864305 In reply to Ninjagirly [2012-10-25 01:00:30 +0000 UTC]

I'm so bored -_-

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Ninjagirly In reply to gdpr-16864305 [2012-10-25 01:36:20 +0000 UTC]

Tell me about it. -w-;;

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gdpr-16864305 In reply to Ninjagirly [2012-10-25 01:38:24 +0000 UTC]

I know -_-;

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Ninjagirly In reply to gdpr-16864305 [2012-10-25 01:49:21 +0000 UTC]

Life is just boring. -w-;;

That's why I do quizzes I find on DA to pass the time. XD

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gdpr-16864305 In reply to Ninjagirly [2012-10-25 01:51:31 +0000 UTC]

quizzes on DA?

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Ninjagirly In reply to gdpr-16864305 [2012-10-25 01:59:04 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. Like, filling out stuff like this;
[link] [link] [link]

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gdpr-16864305 In reply to Ninjagirly [2012-10-25 02:21:44 +0000 UTC]

I already did one c:

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Ninjagirly In reply to gdpr-16864305 [2012-10-25 21:33:20 +0000 UTC]

Nice. :3

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awesomekid855 In reply to Ninjagirly [2012-10-24 03:07:27 +0000 UTC]

No, that is the level of intimacy. the rest of the service was for those other purposes.

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Ninjagirly In reply to awesomekid855 [2012-10-24 04:21:37 +0000 UTC]

Well, I sure hope so.

Still, a "pretend-bf" doesn't sound like a smart idea. Maybe just an account to be everyone's friend would be better? I dunno. I guess whatever floats your guys' boats.

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awesomekid855 In reply to Ninjagirly [2012-10-24 10:58:06 +0000 UTC]

I understand your feelings.

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Cannibalmutt [2012-10-22 15:17:54 +0000 UTC]

let's fuck!!!!!!11111111111111111

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Leafyful In reply to Cannibalmutt [2012-10-22 19:09:39 +0000 UTC]

haha! XD

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Cannibalmutt In reply to Leafyful [2012-10-22 19:10:18 +0000 UTC]

^w^ this is my boyfriend isn't he sexy?!?!!?!? XDDDDDDDDD

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Leafyful In reply to Cannibalmutt [2012-10-22 19:10:50 +0000 UTC]

NU UH HE IS MAI BF YOU BITCH!

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Cannibalmutt In reply to Leafyful [2012-10-22 19:12:49 +0000 UTC]

STAWP

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Leafyful In reply to Cannibalmutt [2012-10-22 19:15:16 +0000 UTC]

love me

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Cannibalmutt In reply to Leafyful [2012-10-22 19:16:08 +0000 UTC]

ok xoxo

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windid [2012-10-16 21:25:13 +0000 UTC]

why are people hating on you though you actually seem pretty nice
deviantART muro drawing

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