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[2010-09-08 16:05:05 +0000 UTC]
"Jason"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 240; Deviations: 16; Watchers: 14
Watching: 23; Pageviews: 3478; Comments Made: 681; Friends: 23
# About me
Name: Intoxicant/Jason/Toxic
Sex:Male
Orientation: Straight
Status: Left alone to die
Eye Color: Brown
Hair: Black
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Dogs! Cats are just kind of, I don't know, girlish? Ahahaha!
Hello peeps! My name is Jason, but you can also call me Toxic! Here's some stuff about me:
~I love playing with dogs.
~I love almost all animals.
~Gray, blue, green, and black are my favorite colors.
~I'm easy going.
~If you mess with people I love then you're dead.
~I'm perverted sometimes ;3
Want to know more? ASK MEH >:U
# Comments
Comments: 384
Your webcam makes me want to cry of laughter. Except, Nothing is worse then Justin Beavber.
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Hey, Iunno if you'll ever wanna talk to me again, but I wanna say that I'm sorry for being such a stupid bitch.... and that I love your webcam. Bad timing, I know, but it's staring at me. So yeah... Sorry...
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Nah, I'm not one to hold a grudge over such a silly thing. Lol ikr
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That's gooooooddddd xD I know someone who does and like flips out, it's kinda funnny though! x]
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I'd like to see that XD
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It's an amazing talent ya know xD
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Yeah, I bet XD!
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i see you like my epic sexy awesome sauce art
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"Friendship Issues"
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Ok.... I'm sure she did it for the best.
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Who??? D:< If you're talking about her-
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Blah, anyways, ever read Homestuck?
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Oh hell yes. I've gotten to the end so I have to wait for updates now. Fucking Rose got me into it X'D. We're both huge fangirls fans 
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OMG WHO'S YOUR FAVE CHARACTER MINE IS NEPETA MAN. I LURV HER.
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I like Karkat >:3
NOTAHOMOSEXUAL
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Karkat is awesome
Vriska is awesome too :3
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YES! YES! VRISKA! My favorite chick <3 Oh my god nerd alert.
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NO,NO,NO,NO. BACK OFF, U HUGE BITCH!
VRISKA IS ALL MINE!
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NO I WILL KILL YOUR ASS!
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ENGAGE HERO MODE!
HELL FUCKING YES!
*PWNS JASON'S ASS*
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I'M STILL ALIVE JACKASS
HEY THAT'S WHAT ROSE CALLS ME
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Dude, what's your pesterchum username?
Mine is blueoreoWolf
Rose's darkAlchemist
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Mine is illuminantSupernova
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:'D That was great
I forgot how awesome you are! xD Maybe we should submit the collab pic tomorrow? e3o
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I know, I AM pretty awesome. Nah, *looks* oh, you didn't anyway X3. Weeell, I'm bored again.
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Listen, bitch, stop saying shit about me. Also, ROSE DOES NOT LOVE YOU. Understand that, asshole. Now I see why you two broke up. You're just an immature whiny little bitch who only wants SEX. ROSE WANTS TO BE WITH SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT HER, AND THATS WHY SHES WITH ME. YOU DESERVE NO LIFE, AND THATS WHY NO ONE WANTS TO BE WITH YOU. GROW UP, GET A LIFE, GROW SOME BALLS AND LEARN HOW TO TREAT GIRLS. AND DOMT YOU DARE TO GO TL;DR, BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUS. STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME AND ROSE.
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Ooooh, nothing is funnier than a butthurt mexican.
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Says the one who's actually butthurt.
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I'm shaking... B3
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Oh, look.
Faggots shake.
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Yes, so why are you standing still?
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Because I'm a man. With a GF.
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Really? I thought it was a pedophile.
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Oh, really? she told me you two lived in the same town.
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We did. Asking her out was the biggest mistake I've ever made. She's a bitch. It wasn't long after she broke up with me because I'm "more like a brother" to her. Just bullshit.
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Dude, Dont worry. I've experienced that before. Dont waste all the anger on Rose. Punch some crap first, and try finding another girl. Good luck on that.
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Maybe I'm just not right. After Rose, a girl left me for another girl, that's fucked up. After her, another girl broke up with me for not beating people up enough. Is it just me or have I been dating trolls?
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You dated a bi girl and a whore?
Maybe, Maybe not. I think you didn't have enough luck.
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