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Qeni-40-Oh
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[2014-08-07 13:33:49 +0000 UTC]
"Taking asylum elsewhere"
(Egypt)
# Statistics
Favourites: 18; Deviations: 24; Watchers: 9
Watching: 5; Pageviews: 6559; Comments Made: 1028; Friends: 5
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Salvador DaliFavorite TV shows: South Park, American Dad!
Favorite bands / musical artists: Nazril "Ariel" Irham
Favorite writers: Nelson Mandela
Favorite games: Myst, Uru, Legend of Zelda, South Park: the Game
Tools of the Trade: Wrench, saw, level, and bare hands
# About me
Shalom; i am Qeni Arbarhzerohrhoht (no, it's not like "Quinny", but "Kenny!"), a Lombax from the town of Wayamu'in in Palestine. I was actually a test-tube baby engineered in Israel by one Daud Shamp'noq, which explains my several birth defects; for one, i have FOUR arms (even my surname literally means "four arms"),, my voice still hasn't broken even though i've reached adulthood,, and i have just one lung.I performed at a qibbutz with Nelitz Rhedios and an illegal immigrant named Foxy Loxy, who are my two best friends to date, even though i realise Foxy is a vixen, not a reynard, and also despite my history of gynophobia. I'm still getting over that though. I'm fluent in Hebrew, Ge'ez, and Egyptian, so i may be difficult to understand due to my drifting between the three quite often. But it was quite handy though, when hiding shit from Gunter Watkins was involved.
Oh, and i have left hand dominance. I may be a young Lombax but i'm not Ratchet!
# Comments
Comments: 55
You have to be properly mental to pretend to me a four armed, one lunged, gynophobic (although that's not made up), Palestinian, test-tube humanoid. Then again considering your history of supporting sexual violence and hating women, Jews and transpeople this kind of insanity is pretty mild I'd say.Β
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Left hand dominance, but WHICH left hand? The top one, bottom, or both?
I'm a left too.
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Upper left, and can use both LOWER hands equally well. But if left-handedness should become norm, will we need to adapt to compete with right-handed persons?
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I'm sorry, I thought I was already following you! Anyway, I am now.
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I hear you are also a Ratchet and Clank junkie. And i expect you already know, that i'm a Lombax just like Ratchet himself!
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Well, I'm not quite a junkie, but I remember playing the game and I loved the movie. Tell me, do lombaxes have belly buttons?
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Of course we do; though often, they're hidden beneath belly fur.
ScrewAttack recently called Ratchet an "alien kitty-cat thing"; something most of us would take great offense to. Others think us to be descended from foxes.
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Oh good! And are Lombaxes' bellybuttons ticklish?
What are you really descended from?
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It varies from person to person. Queens are more often ticklish than toms. I can only advise: DO NOT try that with Azimuth or Ratchet.
I'll have to admit that we are, in fact, descended from cats. Sand cats, that is. But many of us, to ends of patriotism, dislike that notion. Just like you humans and your dislike of your relation to apes.
As well, we're not very well versed in unassisted math, which is where ye humans come in.
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Aw, Ratchet doesn't like being tickled?
I understand.
I see.
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I think ye better watch your back, Brandon; Qeni might be trying to make slaves of the both of us!
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What do you mean?
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Didn't you hear him? He stated that Lombaxes rely on humans when electronic computers are unavailable.
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Well, ye could do it to his feet and he'd appreciate it.
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Ah, that's torturous, though! Buttons are more fun!
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Wanna do me then, Brandon? *lies down, stretches legs upward and wiggles toes*
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Aww, no button tickling?
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*Stands back up, via drunken fist style* So, you want to tickle my belly button that badly? Not a problem!
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Hooray! 
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*Smiles and murrs, relaxing as the sensation kicks in*
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*Tickles a bit faster* Heehee!
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*Twitches all four of my arms and giggles*
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Tell me, just how ticklish is that button of yours? *Wiggles even faster*
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Not as much as my feet, which i prefer for that reason.
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Well, I'm not TOO fond of foot tickling, but I'll gladly oblige! 
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I've had Pinky Mouse say that too - *feels the foot tickle* Ohh, na'm! Na'm! (yes; yes) *babbles incoherently in Arabic* Allahu akbar! Allahu akbar!
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Pinky likes your belly button, too? 
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*Cannot respond; engrossed in the tickling*
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*Slows down for you to respond*
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Pretty much every time he and i mingled.
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Did you let him take a peek a it?
By the way...would you mind tickling my button now?
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I certainly did. Β I was relaxing on a pond of quicksand at the time.
Certainly, matey! *begins tickling your deep belly button and gives it some nice kisses!*
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Qeni, ye are about to meet one of my friends: Jazzie3000. Hopefully ye'll grow to like her; she's a sweet and kind person, but also quite shy.
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You should watch this guy: mossmill.deviantart.com/
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He sure does love his fox comics, innit!
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I got ya beat in the "messing with women" department, Qeni.
I have TWO girlfriends at the same time! I'm sure you couldn't pull THAT off!
Well, OK, I USED to. One of them died.
But I'm still in affairs with the other girl, and they were both aware that they were in a triangle, and perfectly fine with it.
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In the meantime, here is this video i found ultra-funny.Β www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRkXFuβ¦
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Fuck dat shit; all i do is troll them! I never date; furthermore i hear religious leaders exploit their lack of intelligence all the timeβ¦only, their OWN lack of it is a serious weak spot. My sentiments say, trolling's one way to coax these ditzes to work to gain intelligenceβ¦and diligence.
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Not all women are stupid, you know.
I may have had two girlfriends, but at least I was nice to both of them!
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Yeah, but what thought ye of that mock ad i linked to? I was laughing my sides off at the implications that (1) girls often say the contrary to what they really feel, and (2) we boys can say SO MUCH with SO LITTLE; funny due to the ample irony i experienced within the video.
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I may be a man-whore, but I'm certainly not a misogynist.Β
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Are you a friend of Winston's?Β
I'm his brother, Yakov.
Nice to meet you.
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I am "Qeni", made by one Daud Shamp'noq. Beware; i speak Hebrew, Egyptian, and Ge'ez too.
(And don't you EVER call me "queenie"! That mistake is most annoying.)
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I know, it's pronounced "Kenny".
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Wakko an' Yakko were assimilated by the Borg!
What should I do?
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There was this episode in The Next Generation where the Enterprise crew were trying to deprogram a female assimilated into the Borg; maybe you could refer to that for answers?
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Perhaps. They also shot Yakov, too.
He's OK now, but wait 'till ah get mah hands on tha drone that did it... Ah know which one it was.
I remember 'is face.
He ain't gonna live long.
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