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RalfMaximus ♂️ [8077946] [2008-08-12 02:58:27 +0000 UTC] "49% Evil Is Not Half Bad" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 1359; Deviations: 212; Watchers: 479

Watching: 395; Pageviews: 108802; Comments Made: 15562; Friends: 395

# Interests

Favorite movies: 20K Leagues Beneath the Sea
Favorite books: Neuromancer, American Gods, Cryptonomicon
Favorite writers: Neil Gaiman, Neal Stephenson, William Gibson
Favorite games: Red Dead Redemption / Borderlands / NFS
Tools of the Trade: Lots of software developmenty tools.
Other Interests: Film, soundtracks, media, writing, software, you

# Comments

Comments: 1273

xlntwtch [2021-05-29 20:58:30 +0000 UTC]

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xlntwtch [2020-05-15 03:33:08 +0000 UTC]

... ... ...

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ChimeraDragonfang [2019-05-14 23:16:58 +0000 UTC]

HAP BIRF
Β  Β 

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RalfMaximus In reply to ChimeraDragonfang [2019-05-15 06:02:09 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, darlin. <3

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xlntwtch [2019-05-02 16:29:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for reading, for the comment and for the fave

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xlntwtch [2018-07-07 11:59:46 +0000 UTC]

still dropping by for the pageviews

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xlntwtch [2018-06-28 07:28:33 +0000 UTC]

Only 860 pageviews to go to reach 100,000. lol - neat!
I'll do what I can. (:

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RalfMaximus In reply to xlntwtch [2018-07-02 14:21:23 +0000 UTC]

Oooooooooooh

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xlntwtch In reply to RalfMaximus [2018-07-03 00:00:08 +0000 UTC]

Um. By myself, it'll only take about ..what.. two/three years?
Good thing I'm not alone....

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Teague-Drydan [2018-05-25 01:49:53 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the watch

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xlntwtch [2018-05-20 22:06:24 +0000 UTC]

omg the twin video! i'm a twin who, with my identical sister, didn't talk [except to each other] until we were three. we talked 'twinspeak.' i'd never heard it before, and always wondered. wow. thanks!

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RalfMaximus In reply to xlntwtch [2018-05-21 17:08:15 +0000 UTC]

Wow, there's TWO of you??

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xlntwtch In reply to RalfMaximus [2018-05-21 21:44:51 +0000 UTC]

Yes, and I'm sure that's quite enough.

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PapaGolf54 [2018-05-14 17:47:29 +0000 UTC]

Β 

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xlntwtch [2018-05-14 06:07:27 +0000 UTC]

I'm gonna be busy tomorrow, so I'm gonna leave a birthday greeting now, for tomorrow.

Happy Birthday, oldΒ love... ...still think of you. (:

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RalfMaximus In reply to xlntwtch [2018-05-15 13:09:25 +0000 UTC]

As I do you.

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xlntwtch [2018-04-04 22:56:23 +0000 UTC]

I come here to hit the link to your tumblr, just because.
One day you'll get 100,000 page views. That's my goal, just because it's silly.

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xlntwtch In reply to xlntwtch [2018-04-06 03:58:57 +0000 UTC]



Wow. That many hits a day? I get a fair amount, too, and don't know why. Not that many, though. o.O

Anyway, set your atomic clock so we know what day that is. Or something.

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RalfMaximus In reply to xlntwtch [2018-04-05 20:41:56 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! <3

I still -- dunno how -- wrack up 16 or 18 hits a day, so at the current rate I might hit 100K in 125 days or so.

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xlntwtch In reply to RalfMaximus [2018-04-06 03:59:33 +0000 UTC]

forgot to hit reply, so my comment is above yours. duh

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chii-channie [2014-12-24 02:08:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave

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Memnalar [2014-09-17 21:33:23 +0000 UTC]

Long ago, we discussed horrors of this nature. Feast your eyes.
crappytaxidermy.com/

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Eremitik [2014-09-17 09:43:00 +0000 UTC]

Fantastic gallery and I have only touched the surface.
I really love the humor, something that is rare here on dA. Im looking forward to visiting your page often. Thanks for the laughs.

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cartoonfanboyone [2014-06-15 10:02:39 +0000 UTC]

Hello?

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RalfMaximus In reply to cartoonfanboyone [2014-07-01 15:39:23 +0000 UTC]

Hola!

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cartoonfanboyone In reply to RalfMaximus [2014-07-01 19:39:16 +0000 UTC]

Do you roleplay?

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RalfMaximus In reply to cartoonfanboyone [2014-07-07 23:59:35 +0000 UTC]

Only by accident?

What do you have in mind?

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cartoonfanboyone In reply to RalfMaximus [2014-07-08 00:02:28 +0000 UTC]

Well, what do you roleplay?

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RalfMaximus In reply to cartoonfanboyone [2014-07-08 00:56:42 +0000 UTC]

I guess a better answer would be, "nope sorry."

I've riffed off people in threads and written flash fiction from random comments but actual structured rp? Not as such.

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HugQueen [2014-05-14 23:57:12 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday. <3

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bakagohome [2014-05-08 06:29:17 +0000 UTC]

HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY! ONE WEEK EARLY BECAUSE I AM RIDICULOUSLY ACTIVE ON Β HERE AND YOU WRITE BEAUTIFULLY.

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RalfMaximus In reply to bakagohome [2014-05-09 16:54:54 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, darlin. You are very sweet. β™₯

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bakagohome In reply to RalfMaximus [2014-05-14 05:35:11 +0000 UTC]

aglhfglakhjkk;lkdfghjkl; i meant inactive*** and you're welcome!!!

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Memnalar [2014-04-22 11:50:59 +0000 UTC]

Just in:Β  www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04…

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All-My-Darkness [2014-04-19 21:43:05 +0000 UTC]

Stop it.

Whatever it is

that is stopping you.

I'm almost certain it should be illegal.

Or instead carry on and know you are thought of.

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AllKindsOfYES [2014-03-23 23:12:11 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much for the fav on my Mr.Meeseeks plushΒ 
if super itnerested in him,I do sell custom ones for $30Β 

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Memnalar [2014-01-05 06:18:26 +0000 UTC]

I'm told it's been two thousand fourteen years since something or other. I'm here to deliver my affadavit of good wishes. Please sign. _____________.

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RalfMaximus In reply to Memnalar [2014-01-05 09:18:07 +0000 UTC]

According to my dog it's more like 14,098 years. But oooh, mail!


*scrawls with flourish*

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zemimsky [2014-01-03 23:38:52 +0000 UTC]

thanks a ton for the watch - if i bore you to death - feel free to unwatch me ^-^

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HugQueen [2014-01-02 23:44:51 +0000 UTC]

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MistMaker [2013-12-26 19:15:14 +0000 UTC]

*waltzs over your pages and leaves tons of glitter, and fairy dust in my wake, dances off*

~~~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~

*hums walking in a winter wonderland*

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RalfMaximus In reply to MistMaker [2013-12-28 01:53:56 +0000 UTC]

Well hi there!

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MistMaker In reply to RalfMaximus [2013-12-28 01:56:56 +0000 UTC]

Hello to you to.

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Rafael-Domination [2013-12-09 19:52:30 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave!

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4rd3n7 [2013-11-19 14:23:25 +0000 UTC]

thank you

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KreepingSpawn [2013-11-02 20:39:01 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the !

Climate Change is Not a MythI am not a climate scientist.
Β  Β  I am not a naturalist, or a geologist, or a meteorologist. Β I don’t take notes on when the birds migrate or the ice on the pond melts. Β I don’t even listen to the weather report. Β 
Β  Β  However, I am a relatively intelligent human being, of respectable education, with semi-keen powers of observation at my command.
Β  Β  Here’s what I’ve noticed.
Β  Β  When my family moved to New England twenty years ago, the winters were cold. Β We had snow on the ground for at least three continuous months. Β The summers were warm, not hot. Β It was not unusual to see meadows blanketed with monarch butterflies. There was usually enough rain, not too much, not too little. Β The autumns were cool, and ablaze with vibrant colors.
Β  Β  This trend endured through into the early 2000’s. Β In 2001 our high school Latin class [yes I took Latin] took a trip to Italy dur

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Rafael-Domination [2013-09-21 17:52:30 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for honoring me with a fave!

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RalfMaximus In reply to Rafael-Domination [2013-09-23 13:47:10 +0000 UTC]

Your work never fails to impress. I just forget to express my love.

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Rafael-Domination In reply to RalfMaximus [2013-09-23 19:01:43 +0000 UTC]

The fact that you do is enough; the amount of times becomes a moot point. I'm just happy there are people like you who care.

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xlntwtch [2013-09-18 04:55:43 +0000 UTC]

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