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# Statistics
Favourites: 1359; Deviations: 212; Watchers: 479
Watching: 395; Pageviews: 108802; Comments Made: 15562; Friends: 395
# Interests
Favorite movies: 20K Leagues Beneath the SeaFavorite books: Neuromancer, American Gods, Cryptonomicon
Favorite writers: Neil Gaiman, Neal Stephenson, William Gibson
Favorite games: Red Dead Redemption / Borderlands / NFS
Tools of the Trade: Lots of software developmenty tools.
Other Interests: Film, soundtracks, media, writing, software, you
# Comments
Comments: 1273
xlntwtch [2021-05-29 20:58:30 +0000 UTC]
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RalfMaximus In reply to ChimeraDragonfang [2019-05-15 06:02:09 +0000 UTC]
Thank you, darlin. <3
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xlntwtch [2019-05-02 16:29:41 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for reading, for the comment and for the fave
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xlntwtch [2018-06-28 07:28:33 +0000 UTC]
Only 860 pageviews to go to reach 100,000. lol - neat!
I'll do what I can. (:
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xlntwtch In reply to RalfMaximus [2018-07-03 00:00:08 +0000 UTC]
Um. By myself, it'll only take about ..what.. two/three years?
Good thing I'm not alone....
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xlntwtch [2018-05-20 22:06:24 +0000 UTC]
omg the twin video! i'm a twin who, with my identical sister, didn't talk [except to each other] until we were three. we talked 'twinspeak.' i'd never heard it before, and always wondered. wow. thanks!
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RalfMaximus In reply to xlntwtch [2018-05-21 17:08:15 +0000 UTC]
Wow, there's TWO of you??
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xlntwtch In reply to RalfMaximus [2018-05-21 21:44:51 +0000 UTC]
Yes, and I'm sure that's quite enough.
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xlntwtch [2018-05-14 06:07:27 +0000 UTC]
I'm gonna be busy tomorrow, so I'm gonna leave a birthday greeting now, for tomorrow.
Happy Birthday, oldΒ love... ...still think of you. (:
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xlntwtch [2018-04-04 22:56:23 +0000 UTC]
I come here to hit the link to your tumblr, just because.
One day you'll get 100,000 page views. That's my goal, just because it's silly.
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xlntwtch In reply to xlntwtch [2018-04-06 03:58:57 +0000 UTC]
Wow. That many hits a day? I get a fair amount, too, and don't know why. Not that many, though. o.O
Anyway, set your atomic clock so we know what day that is. Or something.
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RalfMaximus In reply to xlntwtch [2018-04-05 20:41:56 +0000 UTC]
Thank you! <3
I still -- dunno how -- wrack up 16 or 18 hits a day, so at the current rate I might hit 100K in 125 days or so.
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xlntwtch In reply to RalfMaximus [2018-04-06 03:59:33 +0000 UTC]
forgot to hit reply, so my comment is above yours. duh
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Memnalar [2014-09-17 21:33:23 +0000 UTC]
Long ago, we discussed horrors of this nature. Feast your eyes.
crappytaxidermy.com/
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Eremitik [2014-09-17 09:43:00 +0000 UTC]
Fantastic gallery and I have only touched the surface.
I really love the humor, something that is rare here on dA. Im looking forward to visiting your page often. Thanks for the laughs.
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cartoonfanboyone In reply to RalfMaximus [2014-07-01 19:39:16 +0000 UTC]
Do you roleplay?
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RalfMaximus In reply to cartoonfanboyone [2014-07-07 23:59:35 +0000 UTC]
Only by accident?
What do you have in mind?
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cartoonfanboyone In reply to RalfMaximus [2014-07-08 00:02:28 +0000 UTC]
Well, what do you roleplay?
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RalfMaximus In reply to cartoonfanboyone [2014-07-08 00:56:42 +0000 UTC]
I guess a better answer would be, "nope sorry."
I've riffed off people in threads and written flash fiction from random comments but actual structured rp? Not as such.
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bakagohome [2014-05-08 06:29:17 +0000 UTC]
HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY! ONE WEEK EARLY BECAUSE I AM RIDICULOUSLY ACTIVE ON Β HERE AND YOU WRITE BEAUTIFULLY.
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RalfMaximus In reply to bakagohome [2014-05-09 16:54:54 +0000 UTC]
Thank you, darlin. You are very sweet. β₯
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bakagohome In reply to RalfMaximus [2014-05-14 05:35:11 +0000 UTC]
aglhfglakhjkk;lkdfghjkl; i meant inactive*** and you're welcome!!!
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All-My-Darkness [2014-04-19 21:43:05 +0000 UTC]
Stop it.
Whatever it is
that is stopping you.
I'm almost certain it should be illegal.
Or instead carry on and know you are thought of.
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AllKindsOfYES [2014-03-23 23:12:11 +0000 UTC]
Thanks so much for the fav on my Mr.Meeseeks plushΒ
if super itnerested in him,I do sell custom ones for $30Β
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Memnalar [2014-01-05 06:18:26 +0000 UTC]
I'm told it's been two thousand fourteen years since something or other. I'm here to deliver my affadavit of good wishes. Please sign. _____________.
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RalfMaximus In reply to Memnalar [2014-01-05 09:18:07 +0000 UTC]
According to my dog it's more like 14,098 years. But oooh, mail!
*scrawls with flourish*
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zemimsky [2014-01-03 23:38:52 +0000 UTC]
thanks a ton for the watch - if i bore you to death - feel free to unwatch me ^-^
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HugQueen [2014-01-02 23:44:51 +0000 UTC]
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MistMaker [2013-12-26 19:15:14 +0000 UTC]
*waltzs over your pages and leaves tons of glitter, and fairy dust in my wake, dances off*
~~~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~
*hums walking in a winter wonderland*
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KreepingSpawn [2013-11-02 20:39:01 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the !
Climate Change is Not a MythI am not a climate scientist.
Β Β I am not a naturalist, or a geologist, or a meteorologist. Β I donβt take notes on when the birds migrate or the ice on the pond melts. Β I donβt even listen to the weather report. Β
Β Β However, I am a relatively intelligent human being, of respectable education, with semi-keen powers of observation at my command.
Β Β Hereβs what Iβve noticed.
Β Β When my family moved to New England twenty years ago, the winters were cold. Β We had snow on the ground for at least three continuous months. Β The summers were warm, not hot. Β It was not unusual to see meadows blanketed with monarch butterflies. There was usually enough rain, not too much, not too little. Β The autumns were cool, and ablaze with vibrant colors.
Β Β This trend endured through into the early 2000βs. Β In 2001 our high school Latin class [yes I took Latin] took a trip to Italy dur
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RalfMaximus In reply to Rafael-Domination [2013-09-23 13:47:10 +0000 UTC]
Your work never fails to impress. I just forget to express my love.
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Rafael-Domination In reply to RalfMaximus [2013-09-23 19:01:43 +0000 UTC]
The fact that you do is enough; the amount of times becomes a moot point. I'm just happy there are people like you who care.
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