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[2004-06-08 20:53:57 +0000 UTC]
"Jim Steele still steals steel..."
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 4; Deviations: 23; Watchers: 27
Watching: 0; Pageviews: 6797; Comments Made: 178; Friends: 0
# Interests
Favorite movies: SpartacusFavorite bands / musical artists: Cleaving Heavages
Favorite games: Knock and run at the palace then break in and poke the queen with a fridge-bound eye scroll
Favorite gaming platform: Buckingham Palace
Tools of the Trade: Spanner, Plastic Vicar, Large Wooden Ear,Pedal-Powered Legacy and 14 vintage specialy trained Shrews
Other Interests: Walking into life sized blenders
# About me
Current Residence: On the moon, under a sheet made mainly of unfinished portraitsFavourite genre of music: Days spent in bed cawing 'nooooo' at the wall
Favourite style of art: Random, brandy snap
Operating System: treadmill
MP3 player of choice: dont need no player for Mounted Prune 3
Shell of choice: lilac Cumberland Fox Shell
Wallpaper of choice: LSD paper
Skin of choice: Some sort of Polyester Bee Weave
Favourite cartoon character: Mr.Towely
Personal Quote: we'll have to cancel your mum
# Comments
Comments: 124
Did you know that strawberries can actually be very perveted?
One was actually looking at me with a weird look...
Strawberry stalkers.
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they were probably not strawberries but inverted fetal globules, both are counterable via eating, an effective method for preventing their stalkery ways
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Oh....Now I see! o.O
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Er...it may be the point, but I'm not sure what this club is for.
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so did you like the [link] ? this one's improved.. to a masterpiece
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HHHEYY!!! I'm completely inspired by you!! i WILL be your friend. my homepage is not fun, but i am) 
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WTF. A masterbating bull. -points-
Everybody and there cheeses and muffinz I say.. What about potatoes..
Yes you are sexy to answer your question.
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think this through, pie can be mistook for a burglar alarm that works upside-down, never gets tired and looks like a fish.
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Whoa! thanks for the fact.
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Muhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah aha
[link]
Ooooooooowwwooooooohhhhhh
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My god this is amazing, i am so lost for words that i killed 68 smurfs and now i present the heads as a token of good will
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you know, theres a statically charged penguine under my seat?
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+squiggles across your screen+
The urge is overwhelming. So I ask. MayIPlzJoinUrCultnowPlz? D:
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i'm really bvored and was wondering if i could join ur club *please!! sob..*
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Two frogs that got burned on the radiator,
two flushed in the toilettes and the two cookies fell. Oh man, is that my beeper?
48 times I told you dont go... the milk is not there...monkey, where u at monkey? Daddy daddy, the refrigerator is by the gate!
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*launches small dogs at a lightning rod in hope that superman will come*
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THE RANDOM PEOPLE ARE BETTER!!!!!!!! MUA HASAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay. i'm done now
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A random club did you say? How spiffing. But you seem to have stolen my cheese. Dag nabbit.
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I would like to partaketh in the insanity pwease! If you don't let my i'll do something not nice. But i'm not sure what that not so nice thing is yet. I love you not! please!
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You seem to have a healthy level of insanity going here...I applaud you, sir.
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I'd hate to not have to saw that house on but then i wouldn't know what sex that larma was
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT IN THE FACE WITH A GUMMY BEAR!!!
And you have been given a bag of gummy bears to throw back! but un4tunately i squashed them and then put them through a mangle, grated them and sprinkiled them into a magic mushroom pie, so infact, u do not.
So throw them at the next innocent person that standing near you! or fing sumthing else to throw.
RULES!!! rules smules.
1-You must throw (gummy bears) - watever u like - at at least '6' people!
2-You can't throw a (gummy bear) at the person who threw one at you. MWAHAHAHAAAAA
3-Unfortunately, you can't eat them., u may wish to eat them now tho...
4-Start spreading the gummy bear throwing love around DA!
whatever.
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1 club frozen asparagus, wheeeee i shalt now pee in your drink...
sorry, serve you a shitsu on a motorbike
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*propells sewage promotion products across the room in a crouching superhero stance*
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Happy 1000 hits!
Hello Kitty sends her warmest regards!
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