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RaymondPrax
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[2007-03-27 05:42:57 +0000 UTC]
"I take pictures."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 66; Deviations: 1515; Watchers: 8732
Watching: 156; Pageviews: 705190; Comments Made: 10975; Friends: 156
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: My Mother, may she rest in peace now that my Father is with her again.Favorite writers: Edgar Allen Poe
Tools of the Trade: My eyes, and creativity, along with a Canon 40D, and a bunch of other stuff.
Other Interests: Photography, Billiards, Mountain Biking...
# About me
Current Residence: Phoenix, AZdeviantWEAR sizing preference: XL
Favourite style of art: Photography
Operating System: Who cares?
Wallpaper of choice: Something I shot.
Skin of choice: In? My own. Next to? Not too particular as long as she's cute.
Personal Quote: "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined."
# Comments
Comments: 631
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softcore arty photos are much nicer and more alluring as it leaves something to imagine.
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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thanking you so much for the llama
in return i leave for you this smiling face
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Thank you so much for the Llama! Please feel yourself invited to take a look at my gallery anytime! Consider checking out my commission info and watching me, so you can get a FREE ticket to an Art Raffle by commenting on this journal
Watchers-only Free Art Raffle OPEN! (Aug-Sep 2018)BIG EDIT: NOW WE'LL HAVE EXTRA NUMBERS PICKED! THREE DIFERENT WATCHERS WILL RECEIVE THE SAME TYPE OF ART!
Hello guys, hope you all aren't upset I got away, I was at college. Let's get back in track! If you are one of my watchers and comment this journal, you may earn yourself a totally free sketch art, like these:
The only things you need is:
1. Being a Watcher;
2. Comment this Journal with a real person or character of your preference, references included (1 raffle ticket).
(Optional: How to Get More tickets)
- Share this in a journal and comment the link back (1 extra ticket);
- If you really want it, you may donate 1 point for another raffle ticket (yes, you may buy however many extra tickets you want for the raffle).
- do as asked here (up to 5 points, commenting there): The watchers raffle and my commission info are listed at my signature below! 😊
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Happy Birthday
Birthday Link ~ www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-28jA…
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Of course! So, how was it?
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Happy Birthday!
I wish you all the best and a fantastic day!
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