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Retzuko ♂️ [8151825] [2008-08-22 05:09:51 +0000 UTC] "Gentlemen" (United States)

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Favourites: 5967; Deviations: 726; Watchers: 115

Watching: 155; Pageviews: 58028; Comments Made: 14692; Friends: 155


# Comments

Comments: 3101

Lina-Wolf [2011-12-11 01:41:54 +0000 UTC]

You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?

CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.

CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.

CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED

We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.

1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary

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Everspirt In reply to Lina-Wolf [2012-02-26 02:08:54 +0000 UTC]

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Do you have nothing better to do then to give people dumb chain mail?really? I'm sure you have better things to do with your time!

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gottalovepixar [2010-05-29 02:04:15 +0000 UTC]

I bought you a remote for your birthday:

[link]

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birthdays [2010-05-28 15:25:48 +0000 UTC]

!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

It's May 28th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team

--
Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: `zetab

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AnimeNo1Fan [2010-05-28 09:40:34 +0000 UTC]

here's your cake!

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Scorpion-MK [2010-05-28 06:41:23 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday!!

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DragaFlammis [2010-03-21 21:52:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for adding "Eastern Dragon Line Art" to your favorites!

So sorry this is late.

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KitsuneRagdoll [2010-03-20 04:37:21 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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Retzuko In reply to KitsuneRagdoll [2010-03-20 04:43:45 +0000 UTC]

MAGGOOOOTS

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KitsuneRagdoll [2010-03-16 04:18:22 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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Retzuko In reply to KitsuneRagdoll [2010-03-16 04:31:10 +0000 UTC]

If I had the choice between loving you and breathing...

I'd use my last breath to say, 'I Love You.'


I love you too, baby.

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KitsuneRagdoll In reply to Retzuko [2010-03-16 13:38:23 +0000 UTC]

M'aaaaw.

I realized all too late that my quote was backwards. See? I can't be lovey dovey without screwing up xD

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Retzuko In reply to KitsuneRagdoll [2010-03-16 21:56:50 +0000 UTC]

<3


I KNOW. Lol. I kinda frowned and turned my head to the side when I read it. XD

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KitsuneRagdoll In reply to Retzuko [2010-03-17 03:36:38 +0000 UTC]

Read it the other way around.

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Retzuko In reply to KitsuneRagdoll [2010-03-17 03:37:50 +0000 UTC]

I did. I knew exactly what you meant. xD

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KorineForever [2010-03-14 01:40:58 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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Retzuko In reply to KorineForever [2010-03-14 01:42:30 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome.

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gottalovepixar [2010-03-12 15:20:57 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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Retzuko In reply to gottalovepixar [2010-03-12 23:00:29 +0000 UTC]

Wai.

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kibasstoryofagirl [2010-03-11 03:07:56 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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Retzuko In reply to kibasstoryofagirl [2010-03-11 03:09:52 +0000 UTC]

Oh nooooes

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kibasstoryofagirl In reply to Retzuko [2010-03-11 03:25:28 +0000 UTC]

:C

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BacterialCorruption [2010-03-11 01:42:31 +0000 UTC]

nice webcam lol sister and Edward agree

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Retzuko In reply to BacterialCorruption [2010-03-11 01:43:35 +0000 UTC]

lololol Sniper Humping

|D

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BacterialCorruption In reply to Retzuko [2010-03-11 01:45:45 +0000 UTC]

here I am scrolling down and HELLO! Sniper humping air

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Retzuko In reply to BacterialCorruption [2010-03-11 01:46:39 +0000 UTC]

It wants to GREET you


IN YOUR FACE

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BacterialCorruption In reply to Retzuko [2010-03-11 01:48:13 +0000 UTC]

OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!

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mkm-pro [2010-03-09 04:51:33 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the !

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Retzuko In reply to mkm-pro [2010-03-09 06:17:05 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!

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gottalovepixar [2010-03-07 01:50:28 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Retzuko In reply to gottalovepixar [2010-03-07 01:59:52 +0000 UTC]

You're too late for that. xD I already knew about both Medic and Engie rolls. XD

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gottalovepixar In reply to Retzuko [2010-03-07 02:01:59 +0000 UTC]

...boohoo. ;;

It was the only upside of my very sucky day. lol

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Retzuko In reply to gottalovepixar [2010-03-07 02:03:34 +0000 UTC]

Lawl. Loser. c|

I think Madeleine's upset with me D; Dammit

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gottalovepixar In reply to Retzuko [2010-03-07 02:07:21 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear, what happened? :c

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Retzuko In reply to gottalovepixar [2010-03-07 02:09:09 +0000 UTC]

We were talking over notes, and I got bored since there was really nothing to do, so I just told her that I was gonna go offline to play TF2 cuz I was bored and there was nothing to do and idk. o-o I just got the feeling she got upset by that.

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gottalovepixar In reply to Retzuko [2010-03-07 02:09:45 +0000 UTC]

...why would she get upset by that?

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Retzuko In reply to gottalovepixar [2010-03-07 02:14:09 +0000 UTC]

...I-I don't know. I said "Love ya. I'll talk to you later." AND THE WAY SHE REPLIED IT'S JUST fsdkahgdj "Okay..."

I dunno.

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Skewwiffery [2010-03-05 21:38:59 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Retzuko In reply to Skewwiffery [2010-03-05 23:04:11 +0000 UTC]

Wooow xD

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Skewwiffery In reply to Retzuko [2010-03-05 23:05:03 +0000 UTC]

I broke yer st00pid crap moron!

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BacterialCorruption [2010-03-04 00:11:23 +0000 UTC]

[link] XD OH NOES AN ENEMY SNIPER!

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Retzuko In reply to BacterialCorruption [2010-03-04 00:16:15 +0000 UTC]

YAY WE DID ITTTTT!

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BacterialCorruption In reply to Retzuko [2010-03-04 00:19:21 +0000 UTC]

god that mad me laugh XD SNIPER NO SNIPPING! omg next you or we play TF2 we should say that on the mic

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Retzuko In reply to BacterialCorruption [2010-03-04 00:22:28 +0000 UTC]

Lmao I would but my mic suuuuucks :c I need to get a better one.

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BacterialCorruption In reply to Retzuko [2010-03-04 00:26:55 +0000 UTC]

awwww

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Retzuko In reply to BacterialCorruption [2010-03-04 00:30:42 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. When I get money I will.

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gottalovepixar [2010-03-03 14:48:43 +0000 UTC]

...why do your webcams always look dirty? XD

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Retzuko In reply to gottalovepixar [2010-03-03 15:41:11 +0000 UTC]

It's actually supposed to. Lol. It's the Sniper Hump move in TF2. I love it XD

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DemonDo [2010-03-02 06:23:27 +0000 UTC]

Thank You for.. JOINING the #Global-Poke-Trade Glad to have you aboard! C:

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Retzuko In reply to DemonDo [2010-03-02 23:08:44 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome c:

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