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RorrimDERP
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[2009-07-10 11:24:21 +0000 UTC]
"Rorrim"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 30; Deviations: 6; Watchers: 77
Watching: 12; Pageviews: 3785; Comments Made: 139; Friends: 12
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: MeFavorite movies: Twilight and Gone with the Wind
Favorite bands / musical artists: Gigi D'agostino and PARIS HILTON
Favorite writers: ME
Favorite games: Zelda. That boy, Link, has amazing hair. AND ZELDA IS GAW-GEOUS
Favorite gaming platform: ....*Raises a gameboy, his face plastered on it* eve
Tools of the Trade: Me, myself, and I~
Other Interests: WOMEN, rainbows, WOMAN, my job, AND WOMEN
# About me
Current Residence: AmericadeviantWEAR sizing preference: *Scoffs* How rude
Print preference: Print...? OH YOU MEAN THESE? *Raises a poster of himself* eve
Favourite genre of music: Anything, really. Except for those WRETCHED looking heretic goths ene
Favourite photographer: MEEEE~
Favourite style of art: Hm. Allow me a moment. Oh. ME
Operating System: .....My good looks and smooth talking *Strikes a pose*
MP3 player of choice: ..An MP3 what now?
Shell of choice: Me
Wallpaper of choice: Me
Skin of choice: ....Mine
Favourite cartoon character: Pepe Le Pew and Tamaki~
Personal Quote: "HAVE NO FEAR, RORRIM IS HERE FOR ALL THE SINGLE LADIES~"
# Comments
Comments: 106
So yooooooooooooooour Rorrim! *She eeped and looked him up and down* I was hanging out with this guy named Damian and he waaaas taaaaaalking about youuuuu...aw. you guys would look cute together! *She giggled*
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*He blinked and stared down at her boobs* ...? Si, Rorrim es Rorrim. And Damian is Rorrim's special amigo ;U ; *He blushed a bit and flailed happily* Si Rorrim think so too > v< Now who es being you, senorita? . v.
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*She smiled and placed her hands on her hips* My name's Delphi....and uh...my name isn't senwhorita. *Helloooo not fluent in Spanish one bit! And she giggled and pet his head* Awwwwww, your so in looooove with him! Aphrodite has struck ya! *She giggled*
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*He chuckled* No no, es meaning 'woman', si. And es nice to be meeting you Delphi! 'v ' S-si Rorrim love Damian ;//v///; *He blinked and gave her an odd look* Afffrooo...deity..? 'A '
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*She nodded but then blinked*....so....then you are calling them whores? *she smiled and lightly flailed* The goddess of love!!!!!
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( Omg. I died so hard. AND THEN I SAW YOU WROTE IT AND I WAS LIKE "...MARISSA " )
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(....me. you should have saw what they already had for Alabaster. A place to sotre stuff or something....
like your boobies
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( dklasdlas I hate you xDD )
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( WHY DO I PICTURE RORRIM SINGING POPULAR...
i really do..... )
MISTAH WOWWIM. WANNA WATCH HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL WITH ME?!
(I imagine him LOVING that)
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( AHAHA. Yes. )
*He blinked before quirking an eyebrow* Que es this... High School Musical...? .u .
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*she she smiled and put a dvd into the television set* YOU SING WITH IT.
WE'WE ALL IN THIS TOGETHAAAAAH
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*AND SUDDENLY HE WAS IN LOVE, singing along like a doof*
ALL BEING IN THIS TOGETHER SI eUe
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(*died* I jew Rorrim so hard...)
*She giggled and jumped up and down* YO' ZAC EFWON!!!!!! yes. SING TWOY! (*goes to facebook to tag Rorrim*)
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( lkasd ihu for getting these songs stuck in my head )
*He saaang along to the TV, flailing his arms happily* CB
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*She giggled* MISTAH WOWWIM. YO' GOIN TA HOLLYWOOOOOD *because she is going through an American Idol stage*
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*He grinned from ear to ear before spinning around in circles. Truth be told he didn't even know where that was. BUT HE WAS EXCITED* HEEE~
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*She smiled* that was paula. *She put on a strict face* Now it's Simon.
*She sat down* What was that nooooyse in my eah?
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((So I came across [link] accidentally, and I'm wondering why you're not using it! Tut tut.))
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(ooc: BUT SAILOR MOON IS MORE MANLY C8<
But I will put this up when I have time c: )
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*Blinks and shakes his head* No, no, senorita! Rorrim is from Spain, si 'u'
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Oh? ...
-tips her hat with a smile-
Y'sure about that, cowboy? I learned a few of them phrases you use from the Mexicanos back home.
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Well, they speak the same language as Rorrim, chica. So he would imagine that they would say similair things.
....
But Spain is better
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Rose laughs.
I'm sure the motherland is better, yeah.
....
But don't call me chica, hombre.
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The motherland is always better~ *Takes hold of one of her hands and flashes her a grin* Then what should Rorrim call the lovely senorita~? - u-
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With a coy smile, she pulls her hand back to raise the tip of her akubra at him.
Name's Rose, cowboy. Too many nicknames t'name though. And you're...
She leans at him just slightly,
Rorrim, hm?
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*He smirked, flipping his ponytail over his shoulder* Si, that is correct.
And Rorrim does believe that Rose is a suitable name for a senorita with your beauty~ *Flashes her another grin*
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She had her knuckles placed under her chin just so as she straightened, glancing up at him from under the brim of her hat.
Reckon I should thank you, hombre. You're a bit of a looker yerself, I'd say.
She smiled, winked, and turned to walk away.
((Flirt and flee, flirt and flee. XD))
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*He chuckled, giving her a quick bow* Gracias, amiga. And Adious for now~ *Waves and smiles after her*
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She gave him a backhanded wave
It's "adios", hombre.
((I'M A BULLY, but she says it jokingly. hur.))
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( HI I TAKE FRENCH < u > *Corrects that, ahur*
*ADIOS )
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((RORRIM. I was looking for that Squidward avatar you do so much and found one that has hair. 'u' it's creepier though.))
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(ooc: THANK YOU, I JUST ABOUT DIED. xD )
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*Marches up to Rorrim, looking him directly in the eyes.* RORRIM.
We need to have a showdown.
NOW.
((ashdfjasf I just had to do this <3))
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*Stops braiding his hair and looks at Aiden*
.......
BRING IT, Senor
(ooc: LET THE BATTLE BEGIN )
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*Aiden PREPARES for this epic battle by applying an extra protective layer of MANLY BODY SPRAY, and hair gel made of sheep fat. He then proceeded to make the epicest kung fu pose EVER.*
HYAAAAAH.
((Late comment is late. xAx))
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(ooc: I'm on my main. HNFGHHHH TOO BAD. )
*Rorrim ran a hand through his hair, his sparkles shimmering even more brightly than usual. Oh. They knew what was coming.
A PROPER ASSSSSSS WHOOPIN'
With a smirk, he crouched down and struck the most dramatic pose ever*
Ready to meet your maker, senor?
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*Runs his hand through his hair, flipping it in a manner oh so sexy, that he could make a crowed of girls passing by stop in their tracks and FAINT. His hair spread the MANLY smell of bodyspray and hair gel in the air around him, forming a protective cloud shield thing*
Au contraire, I think it's you that will meet yours. B->
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*And that was where Aiden was at a disadvantage, RORRIM NEEDED NOT TO FLIP HIS HAIR TO BE SEXY. HE WAS A WALKING TALKING SEX ON WHEELS, MOFO. In one swift motion, he unleashed his dark, luscious curls, letting them flow around him and practically glitter in the light. With his already present sparkles, the new addition of glitter made him RADIATE with manly Rorrim-ness.
THIS, my friends, was a true man*
HNFGHHHHHH, as Gigi would say "BRING IT MOFO"
*MANLY POSE*
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*And, for at least a moment, Aiden was amazed. Awestruck, staring wide-eyed at Rorrim. He was amazed to be in the presence of the radiating glory that was a true man. BUT NO! He couldn't give in. Not now... he needed to WIN this battle. He needed to PROVE that HE was, the one and only, TRUE MAN OF THIS UNIVERSE.*
*So, he whipped out 2 cans of AXE bodyspray, and spun them around in his hands like 2 guns. He charged at Rorrim with ALL HIS MIGHT.*
((You kill me. <3))
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*Rorrim smirked, knowing full well that his beauty was far greater than the average man- NO. Not even that, far greater than ANY person Aiden had laid his eyes on before this most EPIC duel. He ran a hand through his luscious locks, sparkles falling gracefully to the ground like the first snowflakes of winter.
And then he saw it.
AXE BODYSPRAY? NO! HE COULDN'T STAND THE FUMES FROM THOSE TWO OBNOXIOUS CYLINDERS OF DEATH AND BEAUTY.
Quickly, he pulled out his FABULOUS hair tie and aimed it at the other man, firing away.
HE HAD TO DISTRACT THIS BEAST WHILE HE THOUGHT OF A PLAN. For he HAD to win.
For the senoritas*
( I'm totally posting this as a story on my main once this is all done xD <333 )
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*The hair tie hit Aiden on his glorious face, that might as well have out beauty'd Edward Cullen (but still did not compare to Rorrim's) and the elastic band of fury sent him stumbling down to the floor. He dropped one of his cans of bodyspray, but kept a tight grip on the other, and forcefully charged at Rorrim again, spraying the bodyspray all over the man, hoping to kill off half of his sparkle army.*
RRRAARRGHH.
((AHAHAHA. oh ilu. <33))
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*Rorrim let out a dramatic howl, piercing the night. The beautiful animals all about them turned their heard in his direction, sensing a disturbence.
They knew that one of their beautiful brothers was in a duel for not only his pride, not only his life. But something much more important...
His beauty.
He stumbled back, quickly regaining his balance as his sparkles came together as one and formed a glistening shield of absolute awesome. It was as if the gods themselves had plucked one of the many sparkling stars from the pleasant, night sky and placed it before the Spainard. The sparkles sizzled, many of the sparkling brothers falling to the deathly spray of the AXE cylinder of DEATH.
BUT ALL WAS NOT LOST. OH NO. For before the other man could even blink, Rorrim reached out his hands and pushed the glistening shield of glory towards him. With this attack, he hoped to end this epic duel and claim his rightful spot as the most GOD DOMN BOOTIFOL SENOR HERE.
THIS WAS IT*
HNFGHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!!!
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*Aiden's eyes grew wide in amazement, and terror. THIS WAS PERHAPS THE END. But maybe it wasn't? HE HAD TO CHANGE HIS AMMO STYLE. He might have a chance then.
He backflipped, the sparkle shield still growing nearer to him, and he landed, stood up, and pressed down HARDER on the axe cans. Bullets of bodyspray shot out from the cylinders so incredibly fast!
But he wasn't able to kill all of those hideous sparkles of DEATH off in time. And so, the remaining few closed in on him, enveloping him in a sparkle cocoon...
Was this, perhaps, the end for our dear boy Aiden?*
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*Rorrim straightened himself up, victorius. He knew that no normal man - NO, no normal being could stand his awesome glistening might. With a cheer, the sparkles began their assault, constricting the Spaniard's foe like a sparkling boa.
IT'S BEAUTY WAS TOO MUCH
And that, my friends, was why Aiden was no match for Rorrim and his beauitius sparkles, because in all the universe.
THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE BEAUTIFUL HIGHLANDER.
Rorrim rose his arm up, into the air, and mustered the last bit of his strength to call upon his sparkle army. Slowly, but surely, the sparkles swirled about his hand to form a glistening sword of power and BEAUTY. With a dramatic pose, grunt, and a priceless smile, Rorrim CHARGED towards the other man, ready to end this duel of beauty.*
THERE CAN ONLY BE UNO, SENOR~!
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