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""I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN!""
(United States)
# Statistics
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Watching: 487; Pageviews: 8979; Comments Made: 2037; Friends: 487
# Interests
Favorite movies: METTATON!Favorite TV shows: METTATON!!!
Favorite bands / musical artists: MYSELF!
Favorite books: Peek-a-Boo With Fluffy Bunny
Favorite writers: WHO WROTE MY PUZZLE BOOK?
Tools of the Trade: SPAGHETTI
# About me
Art not mine unless stated otherwiseIcon made by lecca--lecca
->Papyrus<-/->Male, he/him pronouns<-/->Panromantic asexual<-/->19<-/->6'4"<-/->the definition of cheerful and optimistic<-/->Single<-
"WELCOME, HUMAN!
WHERE SHALL I START? WELL, FIRST THING'S FIRST I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS, FUTURE MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD AND PUZZLE EXPERT!"
"WHY ARE YOU HERE? YOU BETTER HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL ME!"
"hey there. sit back and chill out with me, and maybe i'll treat you to some muffet's."
Got some AU requests? Sure thing, just tell me what AU you want and I'll look into it!
# Comments
Comments: 1319
"WELCOME TO MY DOMAIN! SNOWDIN! YOU LOOK RATHER LOST, MAY I ASSIST YOU IN FINDING YOUR WAY AROUND HERE?"
* (Smells like spaghetti.)
* (The skeleton smiles, hands on his hips.)
. . .
"OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. IT SEEMS WE HAVE SOMEONE NOT WORTH MY TIME! WHAT DO YOU WANT? I'M BUSY, SCUM!"
* (He taps his high-heeled boot impatiently against his tile puzzle.)
* (...You better tell him what it is you want.)
. . .
"hey, dude. what brings you to this area of the underground? did my cool older bro do that?"
* (A lit cigarette glows orange in front of his face, staying lit despite the hard snowfall.)
* (It's floating?)
ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI.
Yes, I'm not dead. Please respond to this comment with a starter, or reply to one of these starters, DO NOT CREATE YOUR OWN COMMENT!
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// soul was shocked to see a skeleton walking around with a plate of food no less
// he has seen some odd things in his day but this takes the cake
* you know how to cook?
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(Is Undertale still alive? If it is..i should revive my Sans. Maybe.. π: 0 β©: 1
"What could you possibly be busy with..? I thought my attitude was rotten.." He studied this skeleton that he so happened to come across. Who was he and where did he appear to? He just was completely out of it and confused no less. Maybe it was his fault for not introducing himself but he was about to anyway. "My name is Cloud..and I happened to come across this world since i am looking for someone named Sephiroth..he's got Silver hair and a black cape." He didn't know how to even explain it to such an angry looking skeleton so he decided to silence himself after that small description.Β
ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI.
Undertale has been made a bit more active lately because of Deltarune π
That's why I revived Papyrus
"WELL, I'VE SEEN NOBODY WITH SUCH DESCRIPTION. AND WHAT I'M BUSY WITH IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!"
* (He gave a wave with his hand, as if not at all caring about Cloud's plight.)
* (Giving this person a second glance, he began to realize something. Wait. Was this guy a human? He got a whole new, angrier and sinister aura about him.)
"... ARE YOU, PERHAPS, A HUMAN?"
π: 0 β©: 1
(Wow..that's awesome! Well i got an Underfell Sans and a Undertale Sans. If i just remember which one it was.. and Deltarune was amazing! Just seeing Sans again made me happy. At least i can hug the two since i got plushies of them. 
Staring blankly at this skeleton was all he pretty much did before he was able to say anything else, he was a little confused. "Yeah? I am. What of it?" He questioned. It was probably not the best thing to justify what he was since this guy seemed alot more sinister and angrier to noticing that. "Human or not..i've met the likes of you before..however, they were just as human as me." He was thinking whether he should wield his weapon or not, since this could be proven fatal if this skeleton was actually going to attack.Β
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ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI.
That entire game was the best early birthday gift for me
Honestly I love every character in Deltarune
* (He gave Cloud a harsh glare. This would be the last human they need for Asgore to destroy humanity. Then... The monsters could finally live in peace.)
"YOU... WE NEED THAT SOUL OF YOURS! IF NOT ME, THEN ONE OF THE MANY MONSTERS DOWN HERE SHALL CAPTURE YOU! AND THEN YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE KING..."
* (While he said this, he didn't actually look ready to attack or come closer to the other. Maybe he was just all talk?)
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(I can't remember Underfell Sans. Darn..i am gonna find it soon and then i'll try to talk to you. If i can. >w> I became excited too. I got the motivation of continuing my rp account of UF Sans.)
The reactions he got was enough for him to hear it through and since he couldn't quite understand what he was talking about. "I have to stop you right there..because..my soul? I am sorry but you can't have it. I need it pretty much to live. " He wasn't afraid of him but the thought of his soul being ripped out of his body and held capitive wasn't really tempting. He got ready for a fight in case he had to. Since the threat of him losing his soul was more than enough to make him cautious. "Hey, skeleton. That's a rather fascinating scarf. How did you get it?" He asked wondering if he could change the topic by praising him. He seemed high of himself so why not try to make conversation with him.
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( OOC ) ayo here's your starter, underfell pap's getting some attention(β
) Ness squinted at the person in the distance... who is that?
(β
) He was able to make out a skeleton figure with red accents.
"Hey tall guy, why's your clothing so dark?"
"It's hard enough to see down here as it is."
(β
) He asked while also commenting on his bleak surroundings.
(β
) Even the snow beneath his feet looked faded among the tall trees.
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ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI.
Oh bless
The AU Paps need it π
* (The skeleton turned around, having been focused on his puzzles. Somewhere near Ness, spikes suddenly protruded from the ground as he heard a click elsewhere.)
"OH? A HUMAN CHILD?"
* (He started to approach the kid, which is when Ness realized... That wasn't a person.)
"MY CLOTHES? HAH! DON'T I LOOK SICK IN IT? DON'T EVEN ANSWER! OF COURSE I DO."
* (He towered over Ness, looking... Pretty menacing.)
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(β
) The spikes made him flinch, was this guy trying to kill him?
(β
) As the monster approached Ness didn't bother to step back.
(β
) It would be risky to move around and potentially set off a trap.
(β
) He stared up at Papyrus looking straight into his hollow eyes.
"Your belt isn't holding up anything."
"What were you thinking?"
(β
) Even if the human's opinion wasn't wanted he said it anyways.
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* (An insult?!)
* (Immediately, his eye sockets widened, as if offended. His head reeled back as well, a hand on his chest.)
"WHAT? HOW... DARE YOU INSULT MY FASHION CHOICE! DON'T YOU REALIZE WHO I AM?! ...CLEARLY NOT, ACTUALLY. I AM THE DREADFUL PAPYRUS! AND YOU BETTER WISH YOU WERE ON THE SURFACE RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE YOU SHALL BE CAPTURED AND SENT AWAY TO THE KING!"
* (He gave a loud, obnoxious laugh. Was something here funny?)
* (As always, he could not stay quiet. He HAD to rant...)
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(β
) The rant was amusing to listen to until the capture part.
(β
) That laugh was a little ear grating, but he'll live.
"Well Papyrus, I'd rather go home then meet your king."
"I don't know how to get back to the 'surface' though so it's your lucky day."
(β
) Of course Ness was concerned about getting home.
(β
) And if Papyrus tried something funny he was ready fight.
(β
) ... Did he really want to hurt this guy though?
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* (He just, suddenly looked amused. He thought he could get home?)
"WELL, YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY GET BACK TO THE SURFACE... YOU ARE STUCK HERE! AND INEVITABLY YOU WILL BE CAUGHT BY US MONSTERS!"
* (He stepped back. What was he doing now?)
"AND THUS, I CHALLENGE YOU TO JUST TRY TO GET PAST SNOWDIN FOREST! PUZZLES AND ENEMIES AWAIT! AT THE END OF IT ALL... YOU WILL FACE ME!"
* (He laughed again, louder this time. Please... Stop.)
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(β
) Oh god it was echoing through the area.
(β
) The baseball cap on his head was adjusted downwards.
(β
) He's trying to cover up his irritation ridden face.
"Why give me a challenge when we can fight right now?"
"Is the dreadful Papyrus scared or something?"
(β
) He doesn't want to put up with this saturday morning cartoon villain.
(β
) So provoking aught to do the trick... maybe.
(β
) Neither of them were giving good first impressions honestly.
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* (He looked... Really offended. How could this child say that?!)
"WHAT?! SCARED? HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS! IF YOU WANT A FIGHT, THEN LET'S FIGHT, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
* (Oh my God Papyrus watch your fucking language)
* (Suddenly, bones started protruding from the ground, both white and a strange blue hue. Now he actually looked serious...)
* (Andβwhat?! A strange red-orange heart came out of Ness! What was that?)
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(β
) I'm dying, Papyrus it's true and you should say it even if you're cursing.
(β
) Welp, his plan worked. It worked all too well and he pissed off the skeleton.
(β
) He took out his bat while the other spoke. Pacifism was optional to him.
(β
) The bones were easy enough to avoid but the heart caught Ness off guard.
"W-What?"
(β
) He got damaged as a result, a harsh tutorial for how things worked in the Underground.
(β
) You would think he came across Toriel or some other enemies before meeting Papyrus and learned then.
(β
) He decided to counterattack by trying to bash the guy's face in, his actions weren't the wisest.
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/ yingyue blinked up at the skeleton with wide eyes, slowly nodding
β u - um ... it - it seems i am lost ... β
/ she spoke softly
β where is .. snowdin ?? β
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* (Oh, he could just tell she was shy. Or maybe she just never saw a skeleton before?)
"WELL! SNOWDIN IS THE TOWN TO THE EAST! BUT THIS PLACE WE ARE NOW IS SNOWDIN FOREST! NOW, SINCE YOU ARE LOST, WHERE FROM THE UNDERGROUND DO YOU HAIL FROM?"
* (He gave a big, cheerful and reasurring smile down at Yingyue. Well, at least he was friendly for a skeleton.)
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β under... ground ?? β
/ she blinked in thought, staring down at the ground with slightly furrowed brows
β iβm .. not from the underground .. β
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* (He blinked in surprise. Not from the...? Was he talking to a human? So that's what they looked like?)
"OH! SO YOU'RE A HUMAN FROM THE SURFACE?! OH MY GOODNESS!"
* (He looked rather happy to discover a human. His bones began to rattle with excitement.)
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β i - i suppose .. ? β
/ yingyue stared up at him, tilting her head to the sideβ it made more sense now that she knew he wasnβt human
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"WOWIE... BUT! UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, MONSTERS DOWN HERE DON'T QUITE LIKE HUMANS..."
* (His eye sockets seemed to move to the side a little, as if looking off in that direction. He looked troubled, mostly because she seemed to be very nervous down here already.)
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[Roy looked at Papyrus absolutely confused.]
"Yes, but, I have a question."
[Standing up straight, and fixing his clothe.]
"I'm, not in my home land at all, am I?"
[Like he needed to ask? But paps did have similar armor to a soldier, so he might as well check.]
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* (He looked stumped on the answer himself for a moment. He doesn't even know where this individual was from, so how could he answer that? Well, it was time to answer the question with a question.)
"...WELL, I WOULD ASSUME YOU'RE NOT? I HAVE NEVER SEEN A FACE LIKE YOURS BEFORE. WHERE FROM THE UNDERGROUND ARE YOU FROM?"
* (He gave Roy a strange look, like he was trying to figure out that answer himself.)
* (Something told him Hotlands was a likely answer. It was the hair that told him. Red? Fire. Fire? Hotlands.)
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"Pherae, in the continent ofΒ Elibe."
[Hearing the location's name he nodded.]
"I'll assume I am in a different dimension..."
"I think I heard some people mention other worlds back home..."
[He pondered to himself.]
"Anyways, I'm Roy of Pherae, my father is Lord of the house of Pherae."
"I think I did the formalities right, and your name sir?"
[He was unsure about that? He spent way to much time with Lilina.]
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* (He stared blankly. He... Had no idea what any of those places were. He was lost on just about everything Roy said, really. Except his name.)
* (And talk about being in a new dimension...? Oh, right he asked for a name.)
"AH, YES, FORMALITIES! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS OF SNOWDIN! I AM A PUZZLE EXPERT AND MASTER CHEF! IT IS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, ROY."
* (Another thought crossed his mind. If he didn't know the places this individual came from, maybe he's from the surface? That would mean he's... Human!)
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"Well then Sir. Papyrus, it's a pleasure to meet you."
[He looked around in amazement.]
"To think this can be in a cave system, it's quite amazing."
"You mentioned this 'Hotland' before, correct? Do you mind taking me there Sir. Papyrus."
[He paused then made an inquisitive noise.]
"You are a knight, correct?" [He wanted to make sure.]
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* (He was clearly loving the formal 'sir'. He just had the biggest, dumbest grin on his face.)
"SURE THING! WHY DO YOU WISH TO GO THERE?"
* (He paused at the next question. He loved being taken this seriously, especially by someone like Roy. He thought he was a knight! It must have been the battle body he wore.)
"WELL, I AM IN TRAINING FOR THE ROYAL GUARD... I AM NOT QUITE THERE YET, HOWEVER."
* (He already forgot the fleeting thought that this man was human.)
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[Roy nods.]
"I see, you're a squire then."
"I hope your training ends well for you."
[Roy smiled and nodded.]
"I just wish to experience this place, it's amazing to new eyes."
[He commented, as Roy didn't know anything about the SOULS or Asgore.]
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"THANK YOU VERY MUCH, ROY! AND YES, I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW YOU HOTLANDS! I MAY NOT LIKE THE PLACE VERY MUCH, BUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE IT, THEN VERY WELL!"
* (He didn't like to think about all those horrible puzzles and games everyone had to play just to get around the area. Well, when it came to lasers he didn't find it hard. He just crawled under them.)
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[Combat was engaged, and Roy took, no damage from the monster's attacks, and not once did he draw his blade.]
"Stop your attacks, save it for someone who poses a threat."
[A commanding stop and a stern, and concerned look deterred the monster away from attacking the young lord.]
[But did the ginger say he posed no threat, when the magic from his blade alone was as strong as a few HUMAN souls.]
[But the sheath made it so you'd need to almost be inches from the blade to feel the heat or magic of it.]
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// he looked at the tall skeleton who asked him if he was lost but he realized it was a skeleton and jumped up a bit
* Ahh! Skeleton!
// he hid in a bush and looked over
* Who are you!?
// he asked with a face of bewildermentΒ
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Primelovania
I wanna tease the original Papyrus, hehe.
~~~
Orion, of course, just HAD to fall asleep at his post again. But he was woken up by loud yelling. He perked up a little.
"that doesn't sound like my bro." He realized.
He quickly got up to check it out.
"whoever is shouting must be angry down to the bone." He chuckled to himself at the pun.
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"SANS!"
* (It was then that Papyrus showed. He immediately took note of this rather strange looking individual. He was dressed like Sans...? And that pun sounded like him.)
"GAH! BONE PUNS..."
* (He gave the other a glare.)
"SANS, ARE YOU PRANKING ME AGAIN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN A COSTUME LIKE THAT? YOU ARE NEARLY MY HEIGHT!"
* (He was still taller, but he wasn't used to being only a few inches taller.)
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"i'm not sans, i'm orion." Orion shrugged.
He didn't know who Sans was - if he did, he'd probably never seen the skeleton.
"and yeah, i know a skele-ton of puns." He added with a grin.
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* Bro! Heheh! Bro! Bro!
//he's laughing a bit
* Bro-
* Bro I heard the funniest joke-
//oh no, he's in a punster mood today
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"OH DEAR. WHAT DID YOU HEAR, SANS?"
* (He frowned. Oh boy.)
"IT'S A TERRIBLE PUN, ISN'T IT BROTHER?"
* (He decided to wait and listen. He could have said noβbut he didn't have the heart. Quite literally)
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//he holds back a snort
* Yes bro you know me too well-
* Okay okay.
//he snickers before clearing his 'throat'
* Okay, what do you call fake spaghetti?
* . . .
* An impasta.
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* (He's started to resist smiling, but it's obvious that he is.)
"SANS...! THAT WAS AWFUL! YOU'RE PLAGUING ME WITH YOUR PUNS AGAIN!"
* (He crossed his arms to try and seem upset with the joke, but it doesn't work at all.)
"FAKE SPAGHETTI... OH MY GOD..."
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//he's bursting out into laughter now
//he then falls onto his back into the snowy ground
//he's been laughing for a few minutes now before finally calming down
* Ahh haha..
* That was great-
π: 0 β©: 1
* (He just looked plain old unamused with Sans. Well, except the smile he still had on his face.)
"SANS, YOUR PUNS ARE SO TERRIBLE. WHY MUST YOU PLAGUE MY LIFE WITH SUCH THINGS!"
* (He tried to look away, like he was still tying to hold back a laugh. Spaghetti puns must be the way to go here.)
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((Hi! It's me, LizLuvsCupcakes. This is my OC!))
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// the human looked about and walked around carefullyΒ
// just then they see a puzzle and stop, they had one foot up in the air and carefully tried to step over it but..
// they fall over on the ice and fall face first into it
* oof!
// a clicking noise was heard and they quickly look up and see a path way open getting up they walk forward and hear two skeletons talking about if they saw a human, one was taller than the other and he was so happy about something.
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* (Papyrus was indeed happy. As always, he was in a very good mood.)
"I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT TODAY, SANS! TODAY IS THE DAY WE WILL FIND A HUMAN!"
"you must feel it in your bones, huh?"
"SANS! BE SERIOUS HERE! WE WILL FIND THEM TODAY! AND THEN...!"
* (He must have spotted movement in his peripheral vision, because he turned his head to Kris. Sans did too.)
"...OH! HELLO THERE!"
"whoa, pap. do you know what that is?"
* (There was a long pause, as if Papyrus was trying to solve a hard question.)
"UH... A ROCK? I THINK?"
* (Sans grinned a bit wider and closed his eyes.)
"the thing in front of the rock, pap."
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// they looked on at papyrus waiting to answer the question
// but then he said a rock, kris fell over in pure shock but then they saw a rock behind them
// funny....well at least they didn't trip over it
// they looked back and waited for his reaction when sans said that
// they waitedΒ patiently
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* (Papyrus paused once again. But then he looked like it dawned on him.)
"OH!!! ...I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS, SANS."
* (...Guess not, then.)
"well... it's not a rock."
"...AHA! SO A HUMAN! PROCESS OF ELIMINATION! HUMAN!"
* (He was finally addressing Kris. About time.)
"YOU MAY HAVE ESCAPED THE RUINS, BUT YOU SHALL NOT ESCAPE SNOWDIN! AS FUTURE MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD, I SHALL CAPTURE YOU!"
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// they facepalm, but they know that he will get it sooner if not later
// they jump a bit when he's says human
// he finally noticed them, they walk up to them a bit more
* ........?
// they tilt their head
* What's...the royal guard??
// they said talking in hands
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* (Thankfully, the both of them knew sign language. Though, they don't really remember where they picked it up from...)
* (Papyrus had a rather surprised look on his face when he knew exactly what Kris was saying, somehow knowing to connect this hand language with the other being mute.)
"OH! YOU DON'T HAVE A ROYAL GUARD ON THE SURFACE? YOU SEE, WE PROTECT MONSTERS FROM HARM! AND CAPTURE HUMANS!!"
* (Meanwhile, Sans just didn't like the feeling he got when he saw sign language. His eye sockets were already black, but he did seemingly stare at the human. Silently.)
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// the child's eyes were covered by hair but the child looked back at sans as did he
// they signed to papyrus again
* We have a police officer in our town, her name is undyne.
// they finished
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* (He looked rather dumbfounded again. Undyne?)
"THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE! UNDYNE IS HEAD OF THE ROYAL GUARD DOWN HERE! SHE IS FROM WATERFALL! NOT THE SURFACE!"
* (He placed his gloves hands on his hips. What trickery was this? This human must have been joking with him! But how would they know Undyne?)
"IF YOU COULD NOT PULL MY LEG, THAT WOULD BE APPRECIATED!"
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