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SCP-079
[13242089]
[2010-03-10 18:07:16 +0000 UTC]
"*Windows.exe"
(Unknown)
# Statistics
Favourites: 3504; Deviations: 113; Watchers: 135
Watching: 63; Pageviews: 45040; Comments Made: 5447; Friends: 63
# Comments
Comments: 1611
*Gives Amnestics and escorts you out of Site-15*
You didn't see anything, and you were about to go home and enjoy a banana.
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*troll face* nah >:3 im an scp tooΒ
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Which one?
- A statue that kills everything that moves but only does so when nobody looks at it
- A dark humanoid figure, made of everything that is sadness, fear and hate, who likes to stalk living beings, take them to his pocket dimension and kill them there.
- A large reptillian monster who somehow is hyper intelligent and so far has bee unable to be destroyed by the foundation (note that the SCP Foundation rarely tries to destroy anomalies, this is to avoid possible side effects)
- An old computer who overtime only grew smarter and smarter until it grew sentient.
- A tall humanoid creature that whoever looks at this face (even if its a photo) causes the creature to panic and attack the person/people who viewed its face.
- A pizza box that each time its opened reveals a new pizza (endless pizza box)
- A pen that constantly leaks ink, to a point of being a danger for nature and humanity.
- A word that when you hear it, you immediately know what it means and start using it, and overtime you use it more and more until you will only use that single word to talk.
- A location somewhere that gives a human being a random idea or piece of knowledge when he/she walks into the radius of effect
- A factory that literally creates humans, this factory was made for the purpose of if one day humanity is extinct, the factory will start up and start creating new humans at high rate who will then repopulate earth once again.
- A mosquito that turns whoever is bitten by it intoΒ Shaquille O'Neal
- A pregnant woman who was found at a satanist cult and is now kept in containment in order to avoid her from birthing the devil
- A surgeon who talks and operates on objects as if they are human patients
- A laser light who makes cars and other verhicles chase it like cats
- A door leading to another dimension
(ALL OF THESE ARE CANON SCPS BY THE WAY)
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none im a demon
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ah so you're just a generic demon that kills people right?
Then you must probably be:Β www.scp-wiki.net/scp-ttku-j
or maybe:Β www.scp-wiki.net/scp-10101-j
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look on my photos im a demon that breaks time and space and is usually possessive im NOT CANNON
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SCP-079! GET BACK INTO CONTAINMENT OR I WILL SINGLE HANDILY DESTROY YOU AND EVERY OTHER CASSETTE COPY OF YOU!
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You motherfucker.
Welp. I'm escaping THIS facility. -Runs towards Gate B-
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DAMN IT I MISSED YOUR BDAY! UM.... happy birthday! 
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Hey, I finished my half of the art trade. 
charlottei.deviantart.com/art/β¦
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scp-079.deviantart.com/art/Volβ¦
I finished too. Its nothing compared to yours but I enjoyed drawing it..
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Thanks a lot for the fave. It's very much appreciated.
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Hey I just found scp-682! He's ya know.
IN THE BATHROOM!
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* Pings for another use of that joke *
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You guys aren't scary, really. Especially 682, he's nice once you get to know him, and I gave 173 a hug, so he doesn't really try to snap my neck anymore.
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What about 096?
Or 106?
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Thanks for faving 
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Will, you haven't been on in ages. Are you alright?
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Been Busy with Exams... Will be back next Thursday
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Thanks for the favourite~
If you'd like to see more of my art, my main profile is *xMoozer , though I highly doubt you would uvu
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How ironic, This isn't my main account either,
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Oh lol sorry
Im sorry for spamming then uwu''
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... OF COURSE.
No, it makes perfect sense. Seeing a guy that I already watch be a member of a group I'm in. Going to his user page just 'cause. And, you know, since he's SCP-079, it only makes sense that his webcam is FUQQING SCP-106. YOU KNOW. LOGIC. NOT FALSE ADVERTISING. NOPE, PERFECTLY OKAY FOR ME TO SEE THE SOURCE OF ALL MY NIGHTMARES RIGHT WHEN I'M READY TO GO TO BED.
... Your antics do not please me. You're paying for this month's sleeping meds.
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