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SassafrasSolitaire
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[2009-10-30 20:13:14 +0000 UTC]
"Lead for bones, ink for blood"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 487; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 5
Watching: 16; Pageviews: 4047; Comments Made: 441; Friends: 16
# Interests
Favorite bands / musical artists: My Chemical RomanceTools of the Trade: Anything that ends up in my hand, really.
Other Interests: Reading, Cartoons/Animation, Videogames, listenin to music...
# About me
Well hello there.15 year old from the good ol' NYC.
I'm always striving to improve my drawing skills. The stuff I have up right now is a bit outdated. I would love it if you guys gave me some constructive criticism when I start uploading stuff again. =)
I also love vidya games. If you ever wanna hit me up on Xbox live, lemme know, brah.
Mah boi: <3
Current Residence: New York City
Favourite genre of music: Anything
Operating System: Windows Vista
MP3 player of choice: Ipod Touch
Skin of choice: Mine (without the bruises)
Personal Quote: Never underestimate the power of "fuck you."
# Comments
Comments: 287
Meet me in my office, Sassyface. We have business to attend to. :9
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Absolutely. You're the boss.
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That's right, young lady >:3
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[link]
You know you want it!
deviantART muro drawing
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That gets ya moist between yer thighs, doesn't it? ;D
Don't hurt me.
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The only reason I won't hurt is is because I love you.
And because of the distance between us...
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I think we can fix that little distance problem...;D
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untzuntzuntzuntzuntzuntzuntzuntz
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Thanks for the fave yo!
And I think that Bwilis kid is spamming your page.
You should black him/beat him up.
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I don't know how to turn him into a black person.
Sorry.
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Alright!
Hells yeah.
You know he loves WoW, right?
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Oh but I do.
Do you know how many times he'll bring up the story of how he defeated the Lich King?
Pff, he's so cocky.
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Well you know, the Lich King is really hard to beat.
He told me.
He's also good at Everquest.
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Oh yeah, he's really modest about that one though.
He's too embarrassed to tell any of his guildmates that he plays Everquest too.
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Oh Sarah, you know playing more than one MMORPG is an atrocity.
He would be shunned!
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I know.
It's a shame though!
No one can no his proficiency in every type of MMO
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We will never let his memory die
(or any of his level 80s either).
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Oooooohhhh...
You know what I have to say to that?
dohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh!
Dohohohohohohohoh!
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You know what Sarah?
You know what?
Suck my diiiiiiick!
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I think that's pretty self-explanatory.
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I guess so...
Suck my dohohohohohohohoh!
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Dohohohohohohoh my dick!
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I know...
I just said that.
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I know you just said that.
How do I know?
Because I'm clever.
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You got me there.
Drat.
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Haha, my work here is done!
Cleverman, AWAAYYYY!
-floats into oblivion-
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I don't know why that was funny, but it was punhilarious!
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