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[2012-07-16 01:36:54 +0000 UTC]
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Watching: 147; Pageviews: 2796; Comments Made: 515; Friends: 147
# Comments
Comments: 174
Hey, Scottybug, dude, why haven't you replied to me yet?
I've been having fun with our role playing game
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????: Oh, really?
*you all look up and see a glowing light, and a figure materializes from it*
*the figure touches the ground, opening his yellow eyes*
S.V Discord: Now, tell me, Celestia, how does it feel?
*hand charges with orange energy*
*You look at him, and a very mad look grows on your face*
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Meanwhile, back at Canterlot Castle
Optimus: Well, glad that that's over, anyway, Bumblebee
Let's head back to base, our work here is done
Bumblebee: Right behind ya, Big Bot
Optimus: Ratchet, open a Ground Bridge
Ratchet over comlink: Yes, Optimus
*Ground Bridge opens behind them*
Optimus: All things considered, it was great to see you guys again
Bumblebee: Yeah, hope to meet up when Discord ain't causing trouble
Twilight: Great to see you guys to
*Optimus and Bumblebee walk into Ground Bridge, which closes behind them*
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*Optimus and Bumble realize they have MLP bumper stickers with Discord's face on them*
*Meanwhile, back at Canterlot Castle*
*Discord appears* I'm back! Miss me?~
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Twilight: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOES ''PISS OFF'' MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU!!!!?
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Aww... That's not very nice, princess. I thought we were friends~
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Twilight: *eye twitches* *a malicious grin forms on her face*
*she falls to the ground and begins whispering things to herself, stroking her tail lovingly*
He just can't take a hint........He won't got away...........b.....but I'll MAKE him go away
*girly giggle* Hehehehehehheh HA HA HA MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *mane starts getting messy* *her grin grows wider*
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*Leans in and talks to Fluttershy*
Uhhh... Is she going to be okay?
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Fluttershy: Um.......well, no. You see she REALLY didn't want to see you
Twilight: *still looking like Psycho Twilight* *dancing professionally*
~So I put my hooves up, they're playin' my song, the butterflies fly away~
~Nodding my head like yeah! Moving my flank like yeah!~
~Hooves up, they're playin' my song, ya know you're gonna be okay!~
~YEEE-EEEAAA-AAAAH! It's a party in Equestria! YEEE-EEEAAA-AAAAH! It's a party in Equestria!~ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AAW YEAH!! SHAKE THAT THING!~
*Summons dance party in the castle withΒ Vinyl DJing*
*Discord does a break dancing routine*
Ow! My back! >n<
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Twilight: *girly giggling* Hehehehehheheheh
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Oh you like that, do ya?~
*Stretches to snap back into place*
*CRACK!*
HNNG!... I'm getting old...
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Luna: *snort* Pffffft! Even I could've told you that!
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Oh? Maybe I should tell the girls here why you toΒ keep ethereal manes.
*whispers loudly to Fluttershy* It's to hide the gray hairs!
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*blue and yellow magic blasts you in the face*
Celestia: You wanna repeat that? *angry-ass glare*
Luna: A little louder this time? *same glare*
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Twilight: *pauses* Did you just call the princesses' old? *eye twitches*
*eyes begin to glow* That is ABSOLUTELY disrespectful! And I won't tolerate it!
*horn blasts huge magenta energy beam at you, with basically hurts like hell*
NOW SAY YOU'RE SORRY!!!
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I didn't call them old, I inferred they were old~
*Sees Luna's and Celestia's angry faces*
Uh... But they are very beautiful
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Celestia: *blushes* Oh, well, uh Β Β
Luna: That's.......uhh........heh heh Β
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Phew! *wipes sweat from brow*
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???: Ahh, it does my heart well when you three get along
*everyone looks around for who said that*
*a bright light shines, and the silhouette of tall alicorn*
*light dies, revealing her white coat and long maroon mane*
Queen Lauren: Hey, kids, Mommy's homeΒ Β
Celestia: M....mother?! Β
Luna: Mama?! Β Β Β Β Β Β Β
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Mom!! Wha?! You! Here! I!...
Uuuhhhg... *faints and hits the floor with a thud*
@.@
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Luna: .............MAMA!!!!!! *flies into Lauren's arms, hugging her tightly*
*sobbing* I.....I.....missed you, Mama!! *hugs tighter*
Queen Lauren: *smiles warmly, hugging her daughter back* I missed you to, sweetie
*looks to Celestia* Well, you gonna stand there, Tia? Or you gonna hug me?
Celestia: *runs over and hugs her* I missed you to, Mom
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*Little cartoon Screwballs circle aroundΒ the unconscious draconequus'Β head*Β
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Twilight: *looks to KO'd Discord, and then to Queen Lauren*
Uh, Princess, who.......is this? *she meekly asks*
Celestia: *releases hug* Oh! Pardon my manners!
Twilight, this is Queen Lauren, the Queen Empress of all Equestria, and me and Luna's mother, oh, and Discord's mentor and adoptive mother
Twilight: OMIGOSH!!!!!! *instantly bows* Forgive my rude behavior, your Majesty!
Lauren: It's okay, dear, you don't need to be so formal around me
Twilight: Sorry! Β
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*Starts to come to* Uhhg... I just had the strangest dream...
*Points to Celestia* And you were there...
*Points to Luna* And you were there...
*Points to Lauren* And you wer- 
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Lauren: Hello, dear, did you miss me?
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*folds arms and pouts, not wanting to look at her*
Why did you leave?...
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Lauren: Um, excuse me? Who's the one who threw a hissy fit AFTER I left
I left because I HAD to, Because there was something important that needed MY attention
Don't think I don't know about your tyrannical rule of Equestria, and how my precious Tia and Lulu had to use the Elements of Harmony to seal you in stone, I don't stand against it
You were being a brat, and you got punished because of it, and you should be thankful that your sisters did it and not me
And after thousands of years, you were still being a brat
*points to Twilight* And then this young girl and her friends had to teach you your lesson
I'm disappointed in you, Discord
I'm VERY disappointed
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Discord: Oh good! You're disappointed in me. I'm glad to see 5000 years hasn't changed anything! You leave me here with ponies who hate and fearΒ me and you are surprised by what happened! You abandoned me just like my real mother did!
*about to blink away but Fluttershy grabs his paw*
Fluttershy: Discord, we don't run from our problems. Now I can see you have some issues with your mother, but you two need to talk about them like adults.
Discord: .......fine >n>
*Fluttershy smiles warmly*
*Discord sits on a couch*
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Lauren: *sits down and motions for Celestia and Luna to sit to*
Listen, Discord, in a sense, you ARE my son, maybe not by birth, but I love you just the same
But don't you think for one second that I abandoned you!!!
You have to understand that Equestria is my responsibility, and it's not all about you
You have to realize not everypony is going to accept you, but you have to learn to respect their wishes
Becoming a tyrant isn't the answer, that only confirms all of the bad things ponies say about you
Celestia: That's what I tried to tell you, dearest, but you wouldn't listen to me
Luna: Indeed, we cared about you, but Equestria has ALWAYS come first, and that will never change
Celestia: When you took over Equestria, hurt the innocents and caused chaos, we HAD to stop you, and I didn't enjoy fighting you, I hurt inside during the whole battle
Because I loved you, and I still do, and I want to rebuild that bond you and I shared
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Discord: I want that too...
Fluttershy: Very good, Discord ^^
Discord: But for the record, I'm not the only one who took over Equestria when you left. *Looks at Luna*
Fluttershy: Now now, Discord. We don't point hooves...or uh...claws at others.
Discord: Just saying... >_>
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Lauren: Well, know that that's out of the way, I'd like to know about what's going on nowadays
Also, how Cybertronians came to Equestria
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Oh that. Well "My Little Pony" and "Transformers" are both owned by Hasbro Studios, so cross-overs between the two franchises are very much possible.
*They all look at Discord like he's crazy*
What?...
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Twilight: Discord, quit breaking the fourth wall
That's Pinkie's job
*appears right beside Twilight*
Pinkie: Yeah! And don't you forget it, bud!
Twilight: AHHHHH!!! *yelps and falls over backwards*
PINKIE!!! What did I say about doing that!? You nearly gave me a heart attack!
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She came in from off panel. High five, my reality-breaking sister! *High fives Pinkie*
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*someone taps you on the shoulder*
*you turn around*
*a massive fist smashes you in the nose, breaking it and making it gush blood*
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*Snaps nose back into place* What the hell?!
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*hand grabs you by the throat, squeezing really tight, choking you*
*you look into eyes of the former Decepticon leader, absolute malice gleaming in them*
Megatron: *pulls out a book, and slaps it in your face*
Remember this!? *stomps over to a pillar, smashing you against it* REMEMBER!!!!!!!????
*you look at the book, the title ''Scented Venom'' in big, bold letters*
Megatron: *chokes you harder, and pushes you harder against the pillar*
*gets right in your face* REMEMBER WHAT. YOU. DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????
*grabs your left arm, the eagle claw, and begins to bend it the wrong way, which hurts like hell*
WELL!!!!!!??
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*Snaps claw and turns Megatron into a action figure*
You all saw it! He attacked me! I was acting completely in self defence!
*Leans in and talks to the action figure*
And no, I didn't do any of that. You shouldn't believe everything you see on the internet...
*Wraps Megatron in a box and sends it to Optimus as a present*
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*Twilight picks up the book, looks at it*
Luna: *yelps in pain* GAHHH!!!
Celestia: Luna! What's wrong?
Luna: *hissing in pain* Ahhhh.........my flank...
*everyone sees fresh, bloody eagle claw marks on Luna's flank, blood running down her leg*
Twilight: *looks at Chapter 7 of the book, and sees the exact same scene* Β D...iscord?!.........did you.....Oh my god....
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Don't look at me! I'm just as surprised as you are! O.o
*Dresses as nurse Discord* Now let's see what we can do about that scratch.
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Luna: *sees your claw covered in blood, dripping off it*
NO!!! YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!
*you notice it to*
*Suddenly, Twilight lifts into the air, not on her own*
Whoa! Guys! What's happening?!
*whimpering* *suddenly, her body starts to twist and contort*
OOW!!! OWW!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*the sound of bone snapping and crunching echos*
Twilight: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!! PLEASE!!! SOMEPONY!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *tears begin pouring from her eyes*
*a echoing laugh is heard, a voice that sounds exactly like yours echos throughout the throne room*
*you hear it, and you're surprised*
~"Your breaking the rules, Tia. I'm playing with Twilight right now, and you cannot help her. That's cheating, and cheaters get punished"~
*invisible wires begin cutting into Twilight's flesh, and blood begins running down her body*
Twilight: *crying harder* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!
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What the actual f**k?!
*Tries to cut Twilight down with magic but it doesn't work*
*tries again*
I swear! It isn't a performance issue!
*Snaps claws several times in rapid succession*
Come on! Work dammit!
*looks to Lauren for help*
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Lauren: *looks up to Twilight DON'T WORRY, SWEETIE!!! I'LL GET YOU DOWN!! *horn glows*
*suddenly, hand shaped hole is gouged through her throat, blood spilling out*
Lauren: ACK!! *choking and gurgling* *she clutches her throat, desperately trying to stop the bleeding*
*you notice your hand getting covered in more blood, dripping off your hand*
*the echoing voice that sounds like you laughs again*
~''Now now, my glorious Nightmare, you're ruining my fun''~
*Lauren falls to her knees, she looks a you, with fading eyes*
*she reaches a hoof out to you*
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Mom!! *Rushes to her side*
*getsΒ furiously angry*
*His voice booms* WHOEVER YOU ARE, STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!! I MEAN IT!!
*Looks to his bloody paw* ...
*Turns to Celestia and Luna* Celestia! Luna! Turn me to stone! NOW!!
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*Twilight is finally dropped, hitting the ground with a thud*
*she bleeds, and she's crying*
Some....pony.......*sniff*....please.......help
*you rush over to her, holding her hoof*
Twilight: I'm............I'm so sorry......Discord.......I....*sob* I was......so mean.......to....you
*the sight of the young princess crying and bleeding just breaks your heart*
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You don't have to be sorry about anything, Twilight...
*Snaps claws and summons paramedic ponies with gruneys to send Twilight and Lauren to the hospital*
*they rush to the princess and queen's aid*
This is all my fault...
*sits with his face in his hands. Fluttershy sits beside him to comfort him*
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*You hear a honking noise outside*
*a large. red and blue truck smashes through the wall, transforming into the furious Autobot leader*
Optimus Prime: DISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs up grabs you, slamming you into the wall*
Optimus: HOW COULD YOU!!? HOW COULD YOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *unsheathes Energon Axe*
*hold it to your throat* I'm going to kill you! I gave you too many chances
*raises Axe, ready to slice off your head*
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*all of a sudden, you feel a heavy atmosphere, you open your eyes, and realize you're deep in the waters of the Arctic Ocean*
*you look around, looking for someone in the dark water*
*you see someone, a dark blue alicorn*
*Luna: *telepathically* 'Discord? Is that you?*
*you notice her flank injury is no longer there*
*all of a sudden, you both see a figure in the water*
*a eerie, almost uncharacteristic female voice echos throughout your minds*
Celestia???: ~''Lulu, please, help me"~
*you notice something very familiar, and very off about this situation*
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