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SheWolf67
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[2011-03-18 23:38:47 +0000 UTC]
"Jackie Salzwedel"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 671; Deviations: 22; Watchers: 9
Watching: 29; Pageviews: 4123; Comments Made: 490; Friends: 29
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: MehFavorite movies: The Sixth Sense
Favorite bands / musical artists: MCR, Sum 41, Simple Plan, Three Days Grace
Favorite writers: Jim Butcher
Favorite games: Poker
Favorite gaming platform: XBox/Playstation2
Tools of the Trade: iPod, CDs, music, sketchpad
Other Interests: Writing, Bass Guitar, Sketching
# About me
Hi! First question is: Are you carrying any weapons? Please step through this detector/x-ray/whatever-the-heck-you-call-it. Ok, good- *gasp* Is this a gun?! Naughty.Alright. Now that your weapons have been confiscated, you may enter. *gestures at a random door*
*sips a mocha* An important thing you should know, is that music is my life. Learn it, respect it, love it, or don't. Doesn't effect me. Or does it? Whatever.
As I was saying, I- Oh my gosh! Get down! *tackles*
*whispers* It's a dollar store clerk! The most vicious of all convinient store clerks... I almost got cussed out once, but she settled with giving me glares that threatened my not-so-frequent sleep.
Quickly, take your gun back. Oh, my gosh! Nice shot! I didn't even know I had a chandelier! What? Hold on. *looks out the door* Stay there, Ferdinand!
Those silly gargoyls.
Now that the dollar store clerk is taken care of, give me your gun back. Hey! *hands up* Don't point that at me! Oh, it's a water gun? I see...
Look at this. *points* It's a cheesy drawing of a half-heart. Who did this you ask? Wait, you don't ask? Too bad, cause I drew it! Want to see more? No? Fine, I won't say anything. *holds up a sign pointing to gallery*
Only 25 People On DeviantART Can Read This! Can You?!
I Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY PUT THIS ON YOUR PRILOFE IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUERBR AT TOP TGOHUH, "ONLY __ PEOPLE ON DA CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU?" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we can get!
Current Residence: My house
Favourite genre of music: Rock, Metal, Punk
Favourite photographer: What?
Favourite style of art: Drawings
Operating System: ... Laptop?
MP3 player of choice: iPod Shuffle
Wallpaper of choice: Meh.
Skin of choice: Mine. It ish comfy.
Favourite cartoon character: Hmm... I dun know
Personal Quote: Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains can't hold the soul
# Comments
Comments: 205
Hey, mah brother from another mother... well sista .. but still... Lmfao. ;D
I miss my buddy. 
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OH MY GOSH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY<33333333333333
Anything you want. ^^
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Thankies! <3
hehe, we'll have to plan something!
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Tagged you! See my journal for details: [link]
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Dies for the second time in one week.-
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Smiles and pats head.- Good.
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GAH WE GOTTA GO SOON! D: CAN YOU DO FRIDAY?! OR SOMETHING! WE REALLY NEED A PLAN! :3
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I have plans, but they might not work out. What time are you leaving?
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O_O.... duuhh... um.. I don't know.. :3 The Haunt goes from 6:30pm - 11:00pm. So I gotta see when Brian gets home.. that day.
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I dunno if I can then. X3
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D: Do you wanna call me then? :S Cuz, He's home. So.. yeah.
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Have you ever heard of "The Haunt?"
i personally have never been there, but if you can, would you like to go sometime? It'd have to be before Halloween, because that's when its over... but I was just wondering you would like to. :3
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I'd love to. :3
Having the living crap scared out of me is one of my favorite pasttimes. XD
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lol, I gotta talk to Brian about a date tho. He'd be taking us, sense my mom doesn't do good with scary things... well I don't either, but I really wanna go!
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Just... cause.
Sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back.
I asked why: ... The angel said: "Angels don't watch over angels!"
Twenty angels are IN your world.
Ten of them are sleeping, nine are playing.
One is reading this message.
Send this to ten friends including me if I don't get it back then I guess I'm not one of them...
As soon as you get five replies someone you love will quietly surprise you...
Thank you!
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Lovve you Jax. 
Sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back.
I asked why: ... The angel said: "Angels don't watch over angels!"
Twenty angels are IN your world.
Ten of them are sleeping, nine are playing.
One is reading this message.
Send this to ten friends including me if I don't get it back then I guess I'm not one of them...
As soon as you get five replies someone you love will quietly surprise you...
Thank you!
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;3 ITS BACK..... O.O ----->
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Ahaha... Ahh.. Ehhh.... ITS GONNA EAT- omfg. D: ITS UNDERMAHHHH BEDDDD!!!
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THE LLAMA!!!!! @_@
AND GO ON.... IM!! PLEASE! I FEEL LIKE I HAVENT TALKED TO YOU IN ForeveR!
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sister dearest:
i was readinf your deviantID and noticed something regarding dollar store clerks... i was wondering if you remembered my previous occupation.
with love:
crow
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MOM MADE ME PUT THAT ON
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