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Shelagnoa
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[2004-05-07 13:21:35 +0000 UTC]
"is only half here."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 98; Deviations: 310; Watchers: 471
Watching: 103; Pageviews: 76360; Comments Made: 11602; Friends: 103
# About me
I'm a musician (sort of), photographer (not much anymore) and art-lover (for the most part) living in Colorado.I've been on dA for over 13(!) years now, and by participating here I have learned more about the fundamentals and aesthetics of art than I have from any art class. I'm here in hopes of improving my craft.
# Comments
Comments: 604
Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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"He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?"
Super casual sexism there dude.
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Yeah, I can see that. Sorry.
Considering the complete absurdity of the whole story, I just assumed that people wouldn't take any aspect of it seriously. That's kind of the point.
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Absurd sexism is still sexism though. I thought the story was cute until that line.
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Happy Birthday! I hope you'll have a wonderful day!
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HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY, Shelagnoa, dear deviant gal! 
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Happy Birthday! (Sorry about being late) I hope you had a wonderful day!
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Some 
Overlooking your gallery and I think I like some of your photographies.
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Thank you for the llama! You have some very lovely photos <33
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Thank you for the llama and is it okay to feel amazingly overwhelmed by your photos? ^^ I love them!
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Thank you so much for the llama, you have some wonderful photography here!
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Thank you for the llama!!!
Your photography is amazing!
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Thank you for the llama! Your photos are very inspiring and interesting to look at, by the way
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Thanks for the llama. Your photos are beautiful ^_^
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Thank you for the llama! And just wanted to say that I hope you'll get back to photography because I love your photos, they are beautiful and stunning~ So I'm giving you a llama back and I'm adding you to my watch list in hope that you'll take more of those amazing pieces
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i know it says on your journal that you've not posted anything in about two years , but i want you to know im going add you to my watch list anyway , your artwork is inspiring and beautiful to behold (and make's me wish i was a bit better at photography too!! 
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i want to thank you for the llama! but also i just want to say that it's a shame that you lost interest for something you love, Photography.
Although you've posted the journal hermiting in 2013 i hope you find your love for Photography or maybe find something you love more!
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Your photography is stunning! >u< Keep taking pictures!
And thank you for the llama!
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Thank you for the llama ^^ Your photos are lovely
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Thank you for the llama and I love your pictures!
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Thanks for the llama. Got one for you too.
I'm not nearly as gifted a photographer as you are. Do know a thing or two about that creative spark to weak to catch fire though.
Can't seem to find the one thing that ignites me, not writing, music, drawing or photography. May just be that pesky mid-life crisis thing I got going.
Anywho, hope you find a way around the speed bump and get back on track doing whatever feels right for you at the moment, Shelagnoa
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I don't get why you would ever stop photography, you're pretty good at it!
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I love your pictures!!!! They're all so beautiful!!!!
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No problem!! ^_^ you're a really skilled photographer!! I just hope you don't get any of those idiots who yell at people simply because they post pictures, those guys are jerks and deserve to be suspended. Lol, rant alert!! Anyways, I'll be looking forward to lots more really awesome pictures!! ^_^
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Thanks so much for the llama!!! Also, I love your photographs. I really like the way you compose with the light source on your sunset ones!
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I enjoyed looking through your gallery, some beautiful shots in there!
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Thank you for the llama
Your gallery is soothing and interesting
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Thank you for the badge. Very nice pictures indeed! Keep it up 
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Thanks for the llama. Gave one in return! Nice pics btw.
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Thanks for Llama!Catch the one in return!^_^
Your photos are really amazing!Hope you find inspiration for continuing your work soon ~_^
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Thanx for the llama!
I hope that someday, you'll be able to pick up a camera again and find what sparked that initial interest in photography. You have taken some incredibly beautiful photos <)
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For sure <). I know what it's like to temporarily lose interest in a hobby but eventually, something inspires you and ultimately recovers that lost interest. You'll find inspiration somewhere, just remember to keep an eye out as you never know when it'll sneak up you
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Thank you for the llama!
The photography you have taken looks absolutely amazing!
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Arigatou for the llama. You got some awesome photos!
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Thank you for the
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Thanks for the llama! You have an amazing gallery
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Thank you so much for the llama badge! Your photos are beautiful!
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