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Sollux-Captor ♂️ [15051846] [2010-09-17 22:19:34 +0000 UTC] "twinArmageddons" (United States)

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# About me

Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR.

You are apeshit bananas at computers, and you know ALL THE CODES. All of them. You are the unchallenged authority on APICULTURE NETWORKING. You are a TOTALLY SICK HACKER and simply the best there is. You are over your BIPOLAR MOOD SWINGS and believe to be okay with a lot of things now. Your mind is no longer hounded by the psychic screams of the IMMINENTLY DECEASED. Your visions have foretold of the planet's looming annihilation, and now like the typical sightless prophet of doom, you are gifted with VISION ZEROFOLD.

For now.

# Comments

Comments: 1948

KimkahMakara [2015-10-23 16:23:48 +0000 UTC]

Β  Β 

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Bloody--Lust [2015-02-17 01:16:48 +0000 UTC]

"I thought Gemini was those freaky-ass conjoined twins."

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Kkjcj [2014-12-21 11:15:01 +0000 UTC]

you dont know me but i love you

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zoefrancesva [2014-09-28 16:20:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh hoHO this is… INTERESTING, to say in the least. I suppose I have to use manners now though… so… Hello there. How are you?

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xXFire-the-FoxXx [2014-03-25 05:39:00 +0000 UTC]

DUDE....... YOU ARE MY HERO ALONG WITH MORGAN FREEMAN!...... *DIES*

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sonamyfan04 [2014-03-05 05:02:20 +0000 UTC]

Tell me 2ollux how the Hell diid you hack 2omeone2 computer iif there iin a diiffrent diimen2iion than you?

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skatorBee [2014-01-01 02:33:23 +0000 UTC]

-BZZT- 33hhh? W0t. II....

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MemoScribblez [2013-11-29 04:40:29 +0000 UTC]

Finally I found you

I've FINALLY FOUND YOU

I Would like to become friends with you

if that's okay.. Β 

Β 

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melloattack [2013-11-16 16:47:33 +0000 UTC]

You are way too annoying.

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Cressida365 [2013-11-02 21:56:07 +0000 UTC]

!Huh, so you DO have a deviantART!
...You totally don't know me...

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blood-moon-of-night [2013-11-02 01:13:00 +0000 UTC]

H3llo Th3r3 Sollux

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Irken--ski [2013-10-01 01:55:51 +0000 UTC]

Sollux, why are you just so fucking awesome.

That should be against the law, your awesomness.

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Sollux-Captor In reply to Irken--ski [2013-10-02 19:18:31 +0000 UTC]

its 0bvi0usly because i have amazing skills, as well as these tw0 eyepatches. g0 play near a busy street with tw0 eyepatches 0n and y0u might have a chance at being s0me what as c00l as me.

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Irken--ski In reply to Sollux-Captor [2013-11-10 15:55:01 +0000 UTC]

Hm... That depends.

Does it nessesarilly have to e a busy street, or just a street?

And shoulld the street be near the city or IN the city?

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melloattack [2013-09-28 01:46:48 +0000 UTC]

Have you ever heard of something called a zodiac? If so, do you think it's pure baloney?

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Sollux-Captor In reply to melloattack [2013-10-02 19:16:14 +0000 UTC]

n0 i havent. and arent y0u the pers0n i t0ld t0 fuck 0ff several times?

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melloattack In reply to Sollux-Captor [2013-10-06 22:44:37 +0000 UTC]

I don't know how either of us would remember that. Especially you.

How DOES your role-playing system work?

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Sollux-Captor In reply to melloattack [2013-10-09 18:09:27 +0000 UTC]

l00k, i have many systems. but n0ne 0f them inv0lve r0leplaying. that is m0re 0f nepetas thing. s0 if y0u want t0 talk ab0ut that bug her, n0t me.

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melloattack In reply to Sollux-Captor [2013-10-10 02:26:58 +0000 UTC]

Wow, I would have surely bothered her on the subject if I was dwelling on it.Β 

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Sollux-Captor In reply to melloattack [2013-10-14 03:29:22 +0000 UTC]

then why did y0u even bring it up.

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melloattack In reply to Sollux-Captor [2013-10-20 02:22:09 +0000 UTC]

You know what?

Crack will just never be a part of your method.

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Sollux-Captor In reply to melloattack [2013-10-30 16:34:51 +0000 UTC]

y0u need help.Β 

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melloattack In reply to Sollux-Captor [2013-10-31 02:20:49 +0000 UTC]

Let's chat it out over some delectable edibles!

I don't even know if your eye-patches let you be relaxed anymore.

Theme of my response is: Just relax with me, I'm nothing that's unsettling as of now.

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prince-a-wwhatevver [2013-09-25 02:35:34 +0000 UTC]

hello sol

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Sollux-Captor In reply to prince-a-wwhatevver [2013-10-02 19:14:54 +0000 UTC]

0h b0y. yet an0ther pers0n trying t0 act like a dead guy. awes0me. what d0 y0u want.

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prince-a-wwhatevver In reply to Sollux-Captor [2013-10-02 21:40:51 +0000 UTC]

wwell i just wwanted to say hi

an i wwanted to say somethin else but wwhatevver

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Sollux-Captor In reply to prince-a-wwhatevver [2013-10-06 00:42:12 +0000 UTC]

thats nice.

0nly, it really isnt.

just g0.

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prince-a-wwhatevver In reply to Sollux-Captor [2013-10-06 14:31:13 +0000 UTC]

but soooooooooooooooooool

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Sollux-Captor In reply to prince-a-wwhatevver [2013-10-09 18:11:06 +0000 UTC]

fuck 0ff means fuck 0ff pal.

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prince-a-wwhatevver In reply to Sollux-Captor [2013-10-09 22:22:46 +0000 UTC]

no *hugs sol*

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Sollux-Captor In reply to prince-a-wwhatevver [2013-10-14 03:30:06 +0000 UTC]

get that r0leplay bullshit away fr0m me. i already have s0me rand0m assh0le bugging me 0n it. i d0nt need s0me0ne else d0ing it t00.

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prince-a-wwhatevver In reply to Sollux-Captor [2013-10-14 22:10:10 +0000 UTC]

ugh sol wwhy do you havve to be such an asshole

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Sollux-Captor In reply to prince-a-wwhatevver [2013-10-30 16:31:15 +0000 UTC]

that is like asking why d0 y0u are trying to impers0nate a dead guy.

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moondragoness08 [2013-08-19 15:10:31 +0000 UTC]

hey Sollux how hard is it being blind? Like who guides you around, or are you like Terezi with taste and smell?Β 

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Sollux-Captor In reply to moondragoness08 [2013-08-25 22:38:25 +0000 UTC]

its n0t that hard. y0u kind 0f get used t0 it. and as 0f right n0w i have fef and nepeta helping me 0ut.

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moondragoness08 In reply to Sollux-Captor [2013-08-25 22:45:56 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad there their to help you.

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Sollux-Captor In reply to moondragoness08 [2013-09-04 19:57:55 +0000 UTC]

n0t like they need t0 be.

h0nestly i am n0t even sure why they are.

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defokovocoloid [2013-08-11 01:53:57 +0000 UTC]

i love your bro! and you seem pretty rad 2

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Sollux-Captor In reply to defokovocoloid [2013-08-18 02:05:26 +0000 UTC]

yeah well, im ab0ut as rad as it gets.

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defokovocoloid In reply to Sollux-Captor [2013-08-18 15:29:59 +0000 UTC]

True tat

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Sollux-Captor In reply to defokovocoloid [2013-08-25 22:37:11 +0000 UTC]

yes.

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defokovocoloid In reply to Sollux-Captor [2013-08-26 14:05:39 +0000 UTC]

Hehe

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Sollux-Captor In reply to defokovocoloid [2013-09-04 19:58:15 +0000 UTC]

why the hell are y0u laughing.

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defokovocoloid In reply to Sollux-Captor [2013-09-05 19:33:10 +0000 UTC]

Idk

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Sollux-Captor In reply to defokovocoloid [2013-09-11 19:30:29 +0000 UTC]

well then g0 find a reas0n.

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defokovocoloid In reply to Sollux-Captor [2013-09-12 22:38:51 +0000 UTC]

hmmm.swag

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Sollux-Captor In reply to defokovocoloid [2013-09-16 19:41:46 +0000 UTC]

g00d en0ugh i guess.

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defokovocoloid In reply to Sollux-Captor [2013-09-18 00:06:09 +0000 UTC]

Cool

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Jade-Harley [2013-07-27 13:05:36 +0000 UTC]

hey! dont i know you from somewhere?

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Sollux-Captor In reply to Jade-Harley [2013-08-04 21:17:48 +0000 UTC]

if i say n0, will y0u g0 away.

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