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Spat500
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[2010-05-06 04:53:25 +0000 UTC]
"Spat The Little Devil"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 13352; Deviations: 222; Watchers: 267
Watching: 493; Pageviews: 58754; Comments Made: 69752; Friends: 493
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: All My FriendsFavorite TV shows: Hamtaro and Naruto
Favorite bands / musical artists: Rap, Rock, old school rap, hip hop, G-funk
Favorite books: Blood On The Tracks: By Brian Willson
Favorite writers: Vash and Mimi XD
Favorite games: Like all games
Favorite gaming platform: Playstation 2, PSP, Xbox360
Tools of the Trade: pencil
Other Interests: Having fun, and Activism
# About me
Epic icons!!! :D So coolLOLZ XD
I totally support my lovely friend Silver!!! <3
:thumb183744773: BE NICE TO HER OR ELSE..... But she's awesome! <----- I so suppport my cute friend Rin she is so nice ^^
:thumb192265798: I support Silver's friend and she is nice also ^w^
I'm A SOFTY :thumb193313977:
Best Friend: EVERY ONE
Closest Best Friends VERY VERY CLOSE:
Shhhh!!! No one was looking >.> <.<
I WUV YOU 
# Comments
Comments: 18867
Yes I do! I've been good but busy x3
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Yeah unfortunately I heard about that
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Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. YEAH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. A LIVE SHINY PONYTA IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Sum 41. No Reason. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!……QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!! *churns butter very quickly*
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fake. u can so see the real lettering in the back. if this is some sort of hate, just stfu. if ur gonna b convincing, whoever made this, put a bit of effort or don’t at all. that simple. u’ll just embarrass urself and no one wants that to happen to a sensetive six-year-old prone to tantrums on the slightest criticism. so yeah, good luck with boys like louis or whatever. u might b doin this more, so might as well try to perfect hate. seems more convincing to others to know ur not a six-year-old little boy who’s from a desolate small town where there is no one decent to talk to. so yea. have the life u deserve. i’m sure it’ll b desolate and lonesome
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Could you not spam my profile please o_o. Who are you anyway? How did you find me?
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Naruto. Naruto! Believe it! Belieeeeve it. YA I am in my ninja clan. Ninja clan here we stand. NARUTO IM ON MY WAY. NARUTO I’LL BE OKAY. GETTING READY TO FIGHT GOT MY BEST FRIENDS BY MY SIDE. SASUKE IS REALLY COOL. SAKURA THE BEAUTIFUL
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my dick is so big it pays rent and drives me to school sometimes and the foreskin is sometimes used as a parachute from the millitary and they ask if they can use it for nuclear testing. my japanese heritage implies that i am already full of radiation so why the hell not? when i ejaculate a huge mushroom cloud comes out of my urethra and kills civilians, but im not allowed to say these things because im part of the illuminati, and the gay and lesbian deer killing club, where we viciously run over dear while screaming gay phrases like haaaay
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i shoved a thousand hornets up my ass and hd them sting the insides of my rectum so next time i went for a prostate check my doctor would be like wtf dude u got aids and id be like jk fucker its hornet stings and id laugh and hed laugh and we’ll fuck on the couch in front of the nurse and then ill smother him with a pillow and as he’s dying i whisper in his ear “i AM aids”.
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i found a baby turtle in my closet and proceeded to shove it up my ass because it felt so good i kept going until the turtle choked and died and PETA was like yo wtf dont do that how would you like it if you choked in someone elses shit and i was like “are you kidding me, i would love that” so the lesson today is never trust a white person
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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i rammed a 16 GB asian kid down my ear to calculate the toll of the toll booth and he violently shook and pissed all over himself. in desperate need of another asian i went to the closest source of asians. an ivy league school or a tibetan community. both ends of the spectrums really. im so high. do dogs know when they’re pregnant or do they kinda shit a litter of puppies and freak the fuck out “lol wtf ius comin out my ass”
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Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spears. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.
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sometimes i fist myself with two loafs of bread hoping to turn into an inside out really fucked up looking sandwich so i was walking down the street and this shit stain came out of the bushes and was like “HEY, WHERE ARE YOU STAIN TONIGHT?” and i responded with “HAHAHA THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS JK I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU” and i did lol my favorite vegetable is my brother because he was in a car accident.
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i found black pubes on my computer just now like literally before i was about to talk about some shit and my finger lands on the first key right next to a curly black pube and i was like wtf so i guess im writing about this now old yeller is my favorite comedy and michael vick and i have margarita mondays and watch the film on replay 8 times and he gets really excited and shits himself
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there’s no such thing as the friend zone but there is such a thing called being a little bitch you neckbearded fucks i hung dogs from a tree to raise the ROOF and spread my excrement on a thousand garden gnomes to watch them slowly hate their lives only to find out that they were midgets so i feel kinda guilty and fly away on a giant magestic dick. bow down to chin chin. he will get you.
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i take shits in the hallways and whisper “this is why you stay in school” to the janitors i never tip at restaurants because the only tip i give is the tip of my penis when i slam it with a car door and it feels so damn good regardless of the tears and blood did you know back in france during the renaissance the whole royal family would watch the newly wed prince and princess conceive the new son and im like DAMN dats some live porn right there, i wish i was french LOL jk i really don’t. so they call it a ROYALE with cheese? A ROYAL with cheese, my man. if you can tell me where this quote is from you gain my respect
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Don’t say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I’ve been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
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i kneed a midget in the ballsacks and he screamed at an incredibly medium note. one time in science class we were talking about carbon footprints and the teacher asked who would leave the smallest carbon footprint and someone in the back muttered “midgets” lol i saw some faggots riding a canoe and i shot them and a bird shat on my raybans so i lost controll and ran into a portal diving space and time thus leading me to darkness. dank meme
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Ring tingaling! Ting ringa ling! Ring linga ling! Yeah! How does it feel Santa Clause? How does it feel to be TRAPPED inside your snowy prison, forced to gaze upon the many wonders of the world, yet, unable to touch, or to feel them due to the confines of your little glassid bubble. It's your own little Christmas time tune in which you shall remain, Santa Clause! THOU SHALT REMAIN IN THINE CAGE, UNTIL THE END OF DAYS! Oh no, I just realized I forgot to add Air Holes! I don't want him to run out of Oxygens..
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Last time I checked your art, you had a lot and it seemed ya cleaned out everything owo.
But no problem!
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