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SteampunkGorgon
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[2013-03-10 10:46:55 +0000 UTC]
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# Statistics
Favourites: 28; Deviations: 662; Watchers: 42
Watching: 10; Pageviews: 20120; Comments Made: 1639; Friends: 10
# Comments
Comments: 424
Hi! Are you currently taking requests at this time? I had an idea for one, but I figured it would be best to ask first just to make sure you're ok with them.
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Hello, I do art exchanges, although it might take a while and I choose if the topic appeals to me.
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Ariane, something needs to be done about donald Trump.
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Ariane:" He's doing that himself already, isn't he?"
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Good point! But not fast enough
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Ariane, I feel concerned as to know what you think of Erich Honecker.
Since the "physics" guy you blind dated, I'm pretty sure you enjoy guys with nerd glasses
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Ariane: "Pffft, that date was shoggoth-poo. And I would not date a guy with a voice like Honegger.... I can get RotkΓ€ppchen Sekt anywhere else."
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But hey, at least he would have given you important stuff to do ...
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Ariane: "Important? Pfffft, I doubt that..."
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He would turn you to Socialism.
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Ariane: "Hahahaha! I am much to evil for that. And I am not politic anyway."
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Ariane: "I was just hanging around with real eldritch abonimities when the first movie was made, and I felt a tentacle creep under my skirt as I sat in the cinema...do you think I was impressed by some guys in fancy-pants on the silverscreen then?"
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Pfft more fuckery, as usual
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Ariane: "Pfffffft, what are you implying?"
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Ariane: "Pffffffft, do you even know what we are talking about?"
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Yes; Star Wars...
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Ariane: "Shoggoth-poo, darling!"
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Maybe one Day I Will convert You to the Empire
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Ariane "Pfffft, who has the shortest lightsaber?"
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Ariane: "Pffft, and I thought he was your hero? Hihihi."
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........
Screw you, Ariane!
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Ariane: "Bolty-bolt me?! I am really-really surprised by your developement..."
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Ariane: "How? Pffft, you don't expect me to explain how to do it?"
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Thats not what I meant... Omg Ariane... I give up, if only your size was the only Small thing about you
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Ariane: "Pffft, I'm not going to get screwed by a flatrat!"
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Γ flatrat?? What?
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Ariane: "You understand very well what I mean! Pfffft, smalll.... shoggoth-poo!"
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You didnt shrink me yet!
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Ariane: "Pffft, so you think that you grow small enough so fast that you escape my heely-heels? Spank me, this wont work. The next time I do magic on you, I will transform you into a ratcreature!"
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Pfft turn me info an ant or anything like that, plan anything You want... You wont get me.
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Ariane: "What do we want to bet?"
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... Are you serious Ariane? AS IF I'd let you do things on me ever again
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Ariane: "I'm so serious-serious! If i win, I may turn you in anything I want as long as I want!"
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What?
I thought the bet was for you to catch me when turned into an ant/rat/anything small enough you'd want.
I won't let you do anything to begin with, as I said, so there is no bet.
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Ariane: "Pfffffffffffft, wussy-whimp!"
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.... Pfft, why do you want to squish me all of a sudden?
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Ariane: "Why squish? I just want to play`play a little with you!"
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What with the flatrat then?
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Ariane: "Pffft, that's just in case you annoy me."
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Pfft... I want to be able to annoy you without risking this
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Ariane: "No risk, no fun! Pfffft, wussy-whimp..."
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As I said earlier, screw you Ariane
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Ariane: "Hahaha, fat chance for that, spank me!"
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So, no ant for you.
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Ariane: "Pffft, there are things I need more then an ant."
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